#Pyro Writes

[pyroweasel]

Just a little something because I started writing this for the kiss challenge then changed direction entirely. But I like it so I'm just gonna post it here. Unfinished.

The garden is lush with life - any number of plants hang from tree limbs or climb up from the ground, and in every nook and cranny are butterflies. Moths. Hundreds of them, at least - hiding in the leaves, feasting on the fruit left out from them, dancing through the air.

Keet can feel his kids' excitement the instant they step foot inside - and out of habit, he grabs Sunny's hand and holds tight. They immediately huff and look at him, just a slightly pinched look in an otherwise exasperated fondness.

"C'mon dad, I'm not a toddler anymore. You don't have to hold my hand."

"Be careful where you step. Don't run. You don't want to accidentally squish anyone."

"I won't," They promise, and then they pull their hand away from Keet's - who lets them go with no small bit of hesitation.

They're right, of course - they're eight, now, and although still the excitable child they've always been, they had enough self-control to be careful when there were fragile things about. They knew to handle animals carefully. To be gentle with insects. To be gentle with their little brother.

"Come on Precious! Let's go see!" Sunny says, and they snatch their sibling's hand and pull them away from Fable. And Precious goes, of course - and Keet doesn't worry so much about them, because they've always been much calmer than their older sibling.

They disappear into the small throng of people and much thicker cover of plant life - and Keet feels a tickle of unease. It wasn't like they could go anywhere, really - the greenhouse was sealed - but he didn't exactly like having them out of his sight -

"Look, look!" Peep's chirp catches Keet's attention, and he turns just in time to see his son tugging at Fable's hand. The usually shy, nervous boy is bright-eyed and eager - and Keet smiles at the sight.

"Hang on, hang on, we'll go," Fable says, laughing, but they keep Peep from going too far and look instead over their shoulder at the last of their four-child charge, "Tammy? Are you coming?"

The aforementioned child is standing near the door they'd entered the garden from - and at Fable's question, they take a half-step closer to it, a slight grimace crossing briefly over their face.

"Peep, just a minute - Tammy -"

"It's alright," Keet interrupts, "I've got them, Fable - you go ahead with the others."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive," Keet answers with what he hopes is a reassuring smile and a wave of his hand, "We'll catch up with you guys." Fable meets his eyes for a long, lingering minute - then they return his smile with a nod and let Peep drag them further into the garden. Not that they even get all that far, really, with Peep stopping to point out every bug he sees.

Keet watches them go, and then moves over to join Tammy. They still haven't moved - but they alternate between looking up into the air and down at their own hands. Keet crouches down next to them and waits just a second to see if they'll look at him - but beyond a brief glance in the direction of his shoes, they don't.

"You alright?" Keet asks, and they nod - but he presses, "don't you want to come in and see all the butterflies?"

"They've got germs," Tammy answers, their voice quiet - almost hard to hear over the buzz of hoses and humidifiers and voices.

"Nu-uh," Keet says - and at that Tammy does look at him, although again only briefly. Their brow furrows, just a little. And Keet continues, "some people think bugs are dirty - but they really aren't. And these guys were all hatched right here - they've never even been outside."

"Oh."

"Ready to come have a look?" Keet presses, when Tammy doesn't say anything else - and after a few seconds, they nod. But when Keet holds out his hand - offering it like he always does to his own kids - Tammy wraps their arms around their middle and tucks their hands away.

Keet doesn't mention it - only tries for another quick smile, then stands and leads the kid further into the garden. They walk around slowly, Keet being sure to stop and point out the occasional insect - and each time, Tammy listens closely, but never really says much at all.

Until Keet hears a soft squeak of alarm from behind him, and when he turns he finds Tammy frozen in place. There, right on their nose, is a tiny white butterfly - and it takes all of Keet's willpower not to laugh at the way Tammy's eyes cross as they try to look at it.

Then, for the first time, their eyes find Keet's - and there's the tiniest hint of fear in their usually passive face. Immediately, Keet feels bad for thinking it was funny - and he returns to a crouch in front of them.

"It's okay," he tells them, "it's just giving you a little kiss. Saying hi. Remember what I said?"

"That they aren't dirty," Tammy repeats, but then a little less certainly they ask, "are you sure?"

[pyroshrooms]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Donatello & Leonardo (TMNT) Characters: Donatello (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Post-Movie: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2022), Pre-Movie: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2022), its both, we got that timeskip swag, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Leonardo-centric (TMNT), Donatello and Leonardo are Twins (TMNT), Leonardo is Bad at Feelings (TMNT), aren't they all, Leonardo Has PTSD (TMNT), Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

Because that's just how it went.

Leo would say something he didn't mean and piss off Donnie enough for him to go home and tell Mikey that he's being a dick. Then they'd drop the subject and leave him alone until he inevitably set off Raph again.

Rinse and repeat.

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@genlossicle :D

[redactedweasel]

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since crow said I wouldn’t here’s a couple of random snippets that are...semi related, actually. In a way. They are also both entirely without context, the first is almost certainly never going to be completed, and there’s very little actually here but. You know what. It HAS been a long time since I posted snippets.

Despite the fading sunlight, the stone beneath his scales is still warm and comfortable. Stretching out his claws in a stretch, Hazel shifts and rotates until he can press the bulk of his body against a spot of fresh warmth. With a long exhale, the steam of his breath escaping into the cooling air, he lets his eyes fall closed and returns to his dozing. 

He is pulled from his slumber some time later - he can't be sure how long he's been sleeping, but he wakes to a dark sky littered with blinking stars and cool stone beneath his stomach. Hazel blinks, yawns, considers moving back into his cave - and thinks nothing at all of his waking, until he feels a sudden, brief pinch of pain at his flank. 

He's on his claws in an instant, snarling as he turns in a tight curl and snaps his maw at whatever it is that's agitating him. He expects small, carnivorous beasts - or a particularly large, bothersome insect. So he is surprised that his teeth snap closed only mere inches from a human, instead. One who moves back only enough to avoid Hazel's teeth - but doesn't flinch a bit, otherwise. 

"I didn't mean to wake you," they say, without hint of apology at all.

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Hazel stands with his hands clasped firmly behind his back. Puffs up, a little, to be sure he stands out among the small line of others like him. Not that he has to try all that hard - his status does most of his work for him. His family line has long been decorated, appreciated, chosen time and time again by knights of the highest order - by dukes and barons and the best of society. 

But even among his own blood, Hazel is the first to get a chance like this. 

As they wait for the guests of honor, Hazel eyes his competition. There aren't many of them, this year - only a handful, when Hazel has heard of choosing ceremonies numbering in the hundreds of his kind. And in the batch, he stands out the most. Dressed in soft, clean fabrics laced with gold and silver silks. A few badges passed down his family line pinned to his collar and chest. 

It almost feels too easy, he thinks, his lips curling at the thought. 

Sudden fanfare announces the royal arrival, and Hazel snaps his attention forward.

[blumoontf2]

Cop pulls me over and says papers, I say scissors, I win! … … …I was then shot 78 times

[etcseacow]

Fuzzy memories through piss colored glasses

[mischievous-thunder]

The silly boys strike again!

[bingleboy]

Hey there

*slides some lint, buttons and a very bent paperclip*

do you think you could do all Merc’s headcanon about what they would do for a nightly routine (maybe with the reader I dunnoooo 😋).

*flutters eyelashes cutely*

NO WAY DUDE I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS EXACT THING BEFORE..... GET OUT OF MY FREAKING HEAD

♡ TF2 Night Routines Headcanons ♡

Written as if they are in a romantic relationship with reader :3 teehee, all SFW. sleeping together but not SLEEPING together you freak

(under a read more just bc there's a lot)

���️ Scout ⚾️

Usually hates going to bed, even when he’s really tired. Just laying down and doing nothing is so boring. His mind wanders a lot, keeping him awake anyways.

He doesn’t always brush his teeth and wash his face before bad. He’ll do it more if you point it out though, or do it with him. He doesn’t really care if he’s gross, but he cares about what you think.

For pajamas, he wears a white tank top and red plaid pants. It's a classic

When you’re not there, he’ll stay up drawing, reading comics (looking at the pictures), or checking himself out in the mirror until he’s so tired he can’t keep his eyes open anymore.

Oh, but if you’re there, it’s great!

Doing all those things is so much more enjoyable with company. Even if you’re not as hyper as him, he likes that you listen to him. Gives him that warm tingly feeling inside.

He's used to sharing his space, so there won't even be an awkward phase when you sleep over for the first time, just jumps right into it

If you get tired earlier than him, he might groan and tell you to stay up later so you can have more time together, but he feels bad when he sees you looking exhausted. In the end he sucks it up and goes to bed earlier. He definitely thinks you’re cute when you’re tired, he would tease you a bit about it.

Time for cuddles baby

He insists on being the big spoon if there is any spooning to be done. He likes putting his chin on your shoulder to press his cheek to yours and holding you tight.

(Maybe he'll let you be the big spoon if you've been dating a while. And if you swear not to tell anyone about it.)

Other times during cuddles, it’s not really a certain position, you’re just tangled together. As long as his arms are around you, he’s happy.

Cuddling with you definitely helps him sleep. Instead of his mind wandering to stuff that would stress him out, he’s just thinking about you and how nice and warm you are.

🥪 Heavy 🥪

Goes to bed relatively early. He has shit to do in the morning, and he is a responsible man who needs his sleep.

If you stay up late, he will not-so-subtly suggest you go to bed earlier too. He cares about your health, and if that means dragging you to bed, then so be it.

Ok he wouldn't literally drag you, but he would make you feel guilty for making him go to bed by himself

"Oh, is fine.... just me and Sasha again tonight..."

For his pajamas, I imagine a nice basic long-sleeve shirt with a collar and pants, maybe with stripes. I think he'd like to be cozy

Man is tidy. Face washed, teeth brushed, pajamas on. It's nothing fancy, but he has a good routine.

Most definitely reads before bed, he's an intellectual. He prefers reading Russian literature just to relax. It's always like a thick-ass book with a dusty cover on it

Idk if this is canon or not but I think he deserves to wear little reading glasses. It would be so cute guys come on

If you ask him to read out loud or to share the book with you, he'll be very endeared by that. Knowing that you want to share it with him is really sweet, and of course he'll read to you

You're cozied up next to him in bed while reading, maybe with some hot chocolate or tea :] AWWW

He loves it if you fall asleep resting against him, like with your head on his shoulder of his chest

He also loves it if you fall asleep first, because he finds it cute. He'll gently set his book down and turn off the bedside lamp before settling down beside you with a sleepy smile.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

Pyro looks forward to going to bed! They don't have a particular time they go to bed, but they have no problem relaxing, especially when you're there

They do take their mask off to brush their teeth and wash their face, but they will not do it in front of you. It’s not that they don’t trust you, it just feels like a private moment to them

Their pajamas could be one of two options: the blue striped pajama set + nightcap combo OR a soft onesie. My first thought was a unicorn onesie, but really there's many animal possibilities here

See "Cat's Pajamas":

When they sleep is pretty much the only time they take off their mask. It would definitely take a lot of trust for them to show their face to you

Even when they get comfortable being "bare" in front of you, they tend to be more quiet when their mask is off, like they're not used to their words being unmuffled by it. They talk softly, which is actually very comforting

After the self-care and changing is done, they go back to their room, light a scented candle, then tuck their many plushies into bed. If you’re sleeping over, you’ll be lined up with them and getting tucked in too, no way around it.

Pyro would slide into bed with you, getting cozy with the blanket up to their shoulders and turn to you.

They’re a cuddler, usually, but they really just like a simple hug facing you. Facing away from you while cuddling just feels weird.

They like listening to you talk about your day, nodding along as you speak. They might fiddle with your hair or the edge of your pajama shirt too

Now is also a good opportunity for them to talk and actually be understood! They like telling you about their day too

I think they would usually fall asleep first :]

🗡 Spy 🗡

Definitely has a velvety soft maroon robe to wear in the evenings, and besides that, it’s a silk pajama set with matching slippers. Obviously. He would tolerate nothing less.

If you're really getting serious, he'll offer you a matching robe. He's so extra he'd get your robe like embroidered with your initials on it

Yay, you get to see him with his mask off!!!

He likes to spend a long while relaxing before even getting into bed, like drinking tea or wine while reading in front of the fireplace

He takes a lot of care into making sure you're comfortable too

He's not personally into face masks or that beauty-centered self-care stuff, but he finds it endearing if you are, and will supply you with only the best products to use

He likes seeing the difference between your 'professional' self and your relaxed self when it's just the two of you. It reminds him that what you two have is special

Speaks French more often while you're winding down. He'll usually translate for you if you ask, but sometimes he'll tease you by refusing to

He's more comfortable giving affection than receiving it, though he's good at hiding that under the guise of just being a generous lover

He'd give a killer shoulder massage if you're tense. He feels proud when he can make you melt into the bed

He's not super cuddly, but he does still enjoy it if you are. He prefers sleeping on his back, so he likes to put an arm around you while you lean into his side

He could fall asleep first if he wanted to, but he keeps himself awake until he's sure you're asleep

He snores a little bit guys. It's not that bad, really, but, it is noticeable

🎯 Sniper 🎯

Just sleeps in his black boxer briefs. It’s comfortable.

Okay, if you're around (depending on how long you've been together), he might be a little more shy and wear pajama pants, but still no shirt

(biased bc i wanna see his chest teehee)

Similarly to Spy, he likes to spend his evening relaxing. He's outside on his plastic lawnchair sippin' a cold beer with the boys

He doesn't have a set time for going to bed, he'll go to bed when you do. When you're not around, I'd say 10pm is the average

He'd usually prefer sleeping in his van to sleeping in the base, just because of the noise of the others, but he finds staying in your room kind of nice too. He likes poking around your things, it's sort of like looking into your head

Wherever you sleep, he fucking loves a little bit of ambience to fall asleep to, like crickets or rain on the roof. If those aren't present, maybe the radio playing quietly

He likes holding you while cuddling, but if you want to hold him, he's kind of shook. He didn't know that was an option

He likes being held by you when it's time to sleep though. Let him put his head on your chest and he will pass out

Especially if you pet his hair?!?!?! ITS OVER

May or may not drool on you a little bit

🔧 Engineer 🔧

Wears an old t-shirt and boxers/ boxer briefs. Also a good robe and slippers enjoyer, but he usually wears those when he gets up the next morning

SILLY HEART BOXERS

He does get wrapped up in work/tinkering with things for fun, but I think he would get tired towards 10/11pm, so he's not too bad about staying up too late

He'll also go to bed sooner if you do, no questions asked. He greatly prefers going to bed together

That also means he will insist you go to bed when he does

Won't leave you alone until you agree to go to bed. Very firm on his stance, crossed arms and everything

He likes literally going through your routine together, like sharing the bathroom while washing your face and brushing your teeth :] he likes that sort of domestic comfort

He also really like seeing you in your pajamas, whatever you choose to wear. You're so pretty/handsome when you don't even try

I don't think he would usually read before bed, he wants to give his brain a little break

He'd unwind by having a soft conversation with you as you two settled into bed, go over the day and maybe make some plans for tomorrow

He always compliments you.

"You did a real good job out there today, sweetheart. You've earned some shut-eye. Sweet dreams, darlin'."

Yeah this guy fucking cuddles

Let him be the big spoon he deserves it

He logically knows you're not small or weak, you certainly don't need his protection, but like... when he holds you he just gets that warm feeling of protecting someone he loves. Like, you're safe. :] D'AWWWW

💉 Medic 💉

Also a contender for the striped pajamas + sleeping cap combo. If not that, he would wear a nice button-up pajama set.

You would think he would have a good routine since he understands order is important, but... no. No, he doesn't.

He goes to bed at wildly varying times, from between 9pm to 4am, depending on how tired the day made him and how much "important work" he has to get done

One thing he puts more care into though is the night routine for his doves. He feeds them their seed and pets their little heads before he closes the cage up for the night. He kind of thinks of it as saying goodnight to his children, and it definitely makes him smile

He has a bad habit of falling asleep at his desk. Come get your man please, he's getting back problems

💜 Miss Pauling 💜

Okay, a lot of the time she falls asleep in her day clothes. Sometimes she actually wears a nightgown- light pink, long, loose and comfy.

She finally lets her hair down and she looks so cute when she's tired (which is unfortunately a lot)

By god, does this woman need sleep.

She pushes aside her own self-care for work stuff often, but she does try to at least brush her teeth every night

By the nature of her job and just her own personality, it can be hard to relax. She's always planning ahead and thinking of the next thing. She might definitely needs your help

This would happen once in a blue moon, but her ideal night time routine is finally taking an evening to fully relax with you

Bath, scented candles, face masks, painting nails, all of it

Well, actually minus painting nails because it wouldn't last long anyway. But all the other stuff!!!

She'd also enjoy cuddling with you on the couch while watching a movie and munching on buttered popcorn. I think she can appreciate a fun rom-com, but she usually prefers more gritty action movies. She would love Mad Max I know it

More often what happens is she comes home late, groans while she kicks her shoes off, brushes her teeth, and flops into bed where you already are

At least she still gets her cuddles

🇺🇸 Soldier 🇺🇸

Sleeps in his US flag boxers and that's it

Has an alarm set for 9 o'clock, at which IT IS TIME TO GET READY FOR BED MAGGOT

you do have to go to bed at the same time as him, he is yelling at you

you take turns brushing you teeth and flossing at the sink so he can (lovingly) yell at you through that too

He's being motivational!!

"THAT'S IT SOLDIER, I WANNA SEE SMALL CIRCLES!! SMALL CIRCLES!! BARE YOUR TEETH LIKE A REAL AMERICAN"

another alarm at 10 o'clock when you should be FIRMLY tucked in

You know how kids pretend their bed is like a fortress or a castle they need to protect? I think he's like that but for real

You will be getting aggressively tucked in and kissed on the forehead

"GOODNIGHT CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!"

He's okay with cuddling or not, but it's very black and white. Either he is beside you, stiff as a board, or wrapped around you leaving no possible escape

Either way, he doesn't move much in his sleep

Snores. Loudly. :(

Also wakes up at the asscrack of dawn, so look forward to that

💥 Demoman 💥

For pajamas, he wears a t-shirt and plaid pajama pants, very comfy

He likes being involved and helping with your routine if he can, like fixing you tea to drink together or brushing your hair for you

He'll shower you in compliments! YOU ARE SO STINKIN' CUTE LAD/LASS

Of course, there are plenty of nights when he is entirely too drunk to go through his routine

You can try to lug him to the bathroom and help him brush his teeth, but he is gonna be laughing and leaning on you, making it very difficult

The cuddling he likes is like. One of you is just a blanket for the other one

He really doesn't mind whether its him or you on top, he just likes it ok. It's nice when you're on top because he can rub his hands over your back

If he's drunk, he may be exhausted but he will still be yapping for a good 15 minutes

Sober demo: gentle, soothing cuddles :]

Drunk demo: vice grip you are never fucking escaping

Also lots of kisses on your face, drunk or sober

Thank you for the request! I hope you like it :]

[homkamiro]

Someone suggested making an infection AU with my tf2/mlp crossover and you know I can't resist when stuff's about gore

Forgot to mention! Demo's body is so intoxicated with alcohol that infected don't want to attack him at all!

[remmys]

🎃 TFTOBER 2024 !!

Hey there!! I really wanted to participate in an October prompt list, but seeing as I've been really hooked on TF2 for this entire year, I figured it would be fun to do a TF2 themed list!!

If you participate, feel free to tag your posts w/ #tftober !!! I'd love to see what other people do <3 This list should be perfectly doable for any medium (art, writing, sfm, etc!)

Below the cut is a list of all the prompts with some extra flavor text/ideas! Things are kept vague in a typical drawing prompt fashion

DAY 1 - Main

Who's your main? Who do you play most often?

DAY 2 - Hats!

It's not called a glorified hat simulator for nothing! There's plenty of cosmetics at your fingertips in the game!

DAY 3 - Relationships

Everyone knows someone. Whether it's a family member, a friend, a lover, or even an arch nemesis!

DAY 4 - Pyrovision

Put on the goggles and take a look at things with a new perspective!

DAY 5 - Battlefield

Probably where a mercenary spends most of their time

DAY 6 - On Break

Battles don't rage on forever. You've gotta take a break eventually

DAY 7 - Offense

The front lines. The moving force

DAY 8 - Defense

The back lines. Makes sure nobody gets too far

DAY 9 - Support

Everything in between! Perhaps even the foundations of some teams

DAY 10 - Teamwork

It's not called TEAM Fortress for nothing, right?

DAY 11 - Fem Fortress

Happy Friday! Give some love to the girls!

DAY 12 - Free Space

Draw, write, or SFM to your heart's content! Do whatever you'd like!

DAY 13 - Respawn

Nobody stays dead.

DAY 14 - Capture the Flag

That briefcase isn't going to steal itself!

DAY 15 - Backstab

Should've checked behind you.

DAY 16 - Mann vs Machine

Guns and bullets or nuts and bolts? Who knows what could be running through those metallic minds...

DAY 17 - Expiration Date

Teleportation and bread. What else can I say?

DAY 18 - Headcannons

Think a little deeper. What do you just know has got to be true about the mercenaries?

DAY 19 - At home

Everyone comes from somewhere. Everyone has a home.

DAY 20 - Headshot

Looks like you stood a little bit too still.

DAY 21 - Alternate Universe

Emesis Blue? Lil' Pootis? A universe where the mercenaries are all alligators? The world is your oyster.

DAY 22 - Australium

A divine and valued substance rarer than gold

DAY 23 - Administrator

There's more to a war than just the fighters

DAY 24 - Pets

Some people have a soft spot for certain animals. Others choose to keep theirs around 24/7.

DAY 25 - Injury

An inevitability of war

DAY 26 - Control Points

A constant back and fourth

DAY 27 - Comics

Ink, panels, and pages. A story through words and pictures.

DAY 28 - Custom Class

Is nine really enough to cover everyone needed in a war? Probably not!

DAY 29 - Ubercharge

A miracle of medicine

DAY 30 - Sentry

Sometimes the best way to get good aim is to not be the one aiming

DAY 31 - Scream Fortress

Happy Halloween! Scream out to your heart's content and enjoy the spooks of the night!

[arsonwithextrasteps]

A/N: this is the first fanfic I'm sharing out into the world so I hope you all like it! It's more general vibes then a real x Reader but it's still fun nonetheless :)

TF2 x (gn) Reader

Daily Diner Routine

You were a citizen of Teufort. Nothing special about you, you had a normal job working at a diner, you had a small house, nothing fancy, but it was home and you enjoyed the consistency of this rinse and repeat life. 

That was until things got…weird. Not just weird, just insane. These men - well most of them were men, there was this one in a gas mask who looked like an omen of something and a woman who constantly looked stressed about something. Anyways , this group of people…. Well the town hated them for one reason or another. You didn't see the big issue at the start, then they started to visit the diner after, what you assumed, was a day's work. 

You soon learned what that work was after having served them a few times and seeing their bruised bodies or the bits of blood splattered on their outfits. You'd often find yourself cleaning tables and booths around them slower, keeping an ear out as the loud Bostonian boasted about their skills or ragged on another coworker about their performance. They were mercenaries, known killers throughout the city , dangerous people who…

Well, you were confused. They all talked, laughed, joked like any other visitor to the diner, they had their own preferences to the food, what drinks they liked - you supposed this is what made them so dangerous,  they could fool anyone…or maybe that as the paranoia as you watched the Bostonian (which you've come to learn has the title of ‘scout’ thanks to how much the team said his name,) knock over his milkshake not only onto him, but the fancy looking man next to him dressed in a suit that could most definitely pay your rent for months.  

“ merde-! Scout, you idiot - do you have any idea how much this suit costs?! More than you'll ever seen in your-” 

“Hey! I brought you some paper towers and a cloth to clean up - the drink will be replaced too, since you just got it” your voice cut in before the older French man could cut into the nervous looking American any more then he had already. 

You helped clean up the table as the suited man grumbled to himself, taking off his blazer and giving it such a careful wipe down as Scout quickly got up to get a refill of his milkshake. Like a coward. 

You gathered up the empty plates and cups before looking around the table, giving a friendly smile. “ Anything else you'd like whilst I'm here?” you asked the table, notebook in hand. A few gave each other looks, a little mumble here and there for a moment before the bright eyed German doctor spoke up with an even brighter smile. 

“Ja , could we have a top up on coffee, a strawberry milkshake and two plates of pancakes with uh… Herr Sniper what did you want again- “ he muttered, staring at the man who was sitting inside with sunglasses on. The aussie gave a short, quiet reply back as the medic nodded. 

“Ja, okay - can we get the waffles with ice cream on?” 

You nodded along, writing down the order before giving a firmer nod. “Can do, is that everything?” the table all nodded. "Perfect! That'll be with you shortly” you flashed another simple smile before turning on your heels back towards the kitchen.

Yes, these were killers, strange people who were doing god knows what during the day, but right now?  They were just your weird regulars who sometimes showed up with a little too much dirt and grime on them, but they tipped well, treated you decently and well, that's all you could ask for. 

Mercs or not, you enjoyed their little routine of coming to the diner , it gave the place a little more life in your normal life, with your normal job. 

[pyroweasel]

(Idk if I'll end up putting this specific "chapter" on AO3, so I'm just gonna post it here first.)

A Prologue, of Sorts

(CW: Death, Emeto, Drug Mention)

A fire bathes an otherwise dark room in warm, soft light. The air is laced with the faint smell of potpourri, and the sound of laughter filters from the floor above. The room is complete with soft, clean furniture and a white, plush rug - upon which a man is currently seizing.

He'd stopped making sound a minute or so ago, the vomit pooled in his mouth a good a gag as any. His back arches, his chest rises in jolting movements, his eyes have rolled so far back in his head that his pupils aren't even visible anymore. He chokes, managing to catch just enough air that a splatter of bile leaps from his mouth and paints both his face and a bit of the tug.

Nose wrinkling, Hazel leans back in his chair.

"I told you that stuff would kill you one day," Hazel says - and he really had. It'd been three or four years ago, now - he'd finally met his newest Ward, and the first thing he'd seen was the man exchanging wrinkled bills for small plastic bags.

That this habit would eventually kill him had been the first thing Hazel had told him - and one of the few sentences he ever spoke to the man. He'd checked in once or twice over the years - only enough to know that the man was all but careening down the path that brought him to this moment.

Overdosing on his vice while his parents chatter a floor above.

He isn't seizing anymore - it's just small twitches, now, in his fingers and chest and legs. He opens his mouth, closes it again - mawing at the bile still oozing up between his lips. It's the last throes of a dying man - Hazel can feel the threads binding the man's soul to his body unravel. It takes a little time, even after his heart has stopped beating - it always does. But eventually the soul snaps free, and it moves on.

Hazel's Ward hadn't been particularly religious, so Hazel assumes his soul will simply dissipate into the veil between the worlds. That, after all, was where most human souls ended up - save for those with belief strong enough to guide them to some sort of after life.

Not that Hazel cares. With the man's death, he is once again free from responsibility - at least for now.

It usually took a few years, occasionally a decade or two, for the Powers to assign him a new human to watch over. He spares an idle thought wondering what the next one will be like - and then puts it out of his mind.

He stands from his chair with a long stretch, then carefully pries apart the veil and steps into the crowded grounds of the Pimlico Race Course.

[pyroshrooms]

Honestly forgot I wrote this one! I posted on here at some point but I figured I could post it on AO3 too.

Read my words boy

[cluelessatthispoint]

Master List

This is my first try at making a master list. If anything, doesn't work or if anyone has any tips on how to make everything look cleaner, please don't hesitate to reach out via ask box.

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TF2 fics

Never Leaving

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712546844782231552/never-leaving?source=share

TF2 Mercs on their Day Off

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712628013851918336/tf2-mercs-on-their-day-off?source=share

Lovely Surprise

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712718661275779072/lovely-surprise?source=share

tf2 Mercs Babysitting Style

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712892784995106816/tf2-mercs-babysitting-style?source=share

Cuddling With Medic

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712907808156303360/cuddling-with-medic?source=share

What the Mercs are like when You're Sick

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/712985757266165760/what-the-mercs-are-like-when-youre-sick?source=share

First Impressions

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713086677455945728/first-impressions?source=share

Nightlight

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713178671247228928/nightlight?source=share

Which Mercs Give the Best Hugs

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713254232322605056/which-mercs-give-the-best-hugs?source=share

Heavy Feelings

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713417925359435776/heavy-feelings?source=share

Running on Empty

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713540360841904128/running-on-empty?source=share

Mercs at a pride event

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713626058541416448/tf2-fic-request-someall-the-mercs-first-pride?source=share

Heavy finding a cat

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713641476338384896/i-politely-ask-for-heavy-finding-and-taking-care?source=share

How the Mercs Would Take Care of Their Stressed s/o

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713713483367186432/can-i-have-headcanon-of-how-each-mercs-deals-with?source=share

What Kinds of Drinks the Merc Would Be

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/713994203199307776/what-kinds-of-drinks-the-merc-would-be?source=share

Afraid Of the Dark

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714073364459929601/afraid-of-the-dark?source=share

Mercs with S/O who broke a bone

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714263073390755840/howd-mercs-react-when-their-so-broke-a-bone-in?source=share

Pyro x Spy x Engineer (head in a fridge)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714522666967744512/pyro-x-spy-x-engineer-but-its-blue-spy-and-they?source=share

Boots and bombs (spooky request)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714625992477605888/boots-n-bombs-but-spooky-werewolf-demo?source=share

Engineer Head cannons

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714718739490357248/i-saw-your-requests-were-open-and-i-just-had-to?source=share

Demoman finds a kitty

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714721308955541504/writing-request-demoman-finds-a-kitty?source=share

Soldier x engineer nsfw

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714818601201303552/could-u-possibly-write-a-bit-of-soft?source=share

Heavy x Medic (monsters)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714988490409000960/heavymedic-but-medic-is-frankenstein-while-heavy?source=share

Mercs finding a borzoi dog

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/714990223161016320/writing-requests-any-of-the-mercs-find-a?source=share

Mercs on the internet

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715048610990112768/what-do-you-think-each-of-the-mercs-favorite?source=share

Mercs reacting to a stoned reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715165552119791616/mercs-reacting-to-a-stoned-reader?source=share

Secrets Hurt

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715232998681870336/secrets-hurt?source=share

Cooking with Soldier

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715322351809626112/soldier-walked-into-the-dinning-room-with-an-extra?source=share

Platonic Yandere Mercs x sibling reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715351650087337984/hello-since-request-are-open-may-i-ask-for?source=share

Daddy (engineer x male reader) nsfw

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715364337033822208/hi-hi-i-was-wondering-if-you-could-do-some?source=share

Hide and seek with Pyro (pyro x spy)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715430314295623680/hi-its-platonic-yandere-anom-here-again-im-so?source=share

Mercs on their days off

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715491458487058432/hello-i-apologise-if-this-is-not-written-very?source=share

Emesis blue Demo and Soldier sharing reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715515353720078336/yandere-emesis-blu-demo-and-soldier-sharing-or?source=share

Freedom Fries with tenta-spy x soldier (nsfw)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/715984068565729280/freedom-fries-but-with-tenta-spy-it-being-nsfw-or?source=share

Yandere Emesis Blue Heavy x Fighting Obsessed Reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/716121178693091328/whos-your-favorite-eb-character-i-gotta-say-it?source=share

Platonic Engineer (not a fan of smoking)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/716343252696055808/hello-hello-im-aware-that-you-made-a-platonic?source=share

Yandere engineer x opposite team soldier

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/716770274068004864/i-just-saw-a-video-of-some-cupcakes-and-for-some?source=share

Engineer x Pyro (Maskless)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/716780901323915264/engineer-x-pyro-pyro-showing-engineer-there-face?source=share

Yandere Emesis Blue Medic x Reader (who is inside the Conagher slaughterhouse)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/717142844282945536/yandere-emesis-blue-yandere-blu-medic-finding?source=share

Yandere Mercs

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/717167949652393984/hi-sorry-if-this-is-badly-written-im-not-good?source=share

Engineer angst

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/718167595241652224/hi-saw-ur-reqs-open-3-could-you-persnaps-make?source=share

Centaur Engineer x Fire Demon Pyro reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/719784656128671744/centaur-engineer-x-fire-demon-pyro-3?source=share

Platonic yandere Demoman x Soldier reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/768543927848615936/hello-since-requests-are-open-may-i-ask-for-a?source=share

Platonic Yandere Mercs x Pyro Reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/768714938746306560/ougjsjs-i-beg-of-you-some-platonic-mercsyandere?source=share

Platonic Yandere Dad Spy x opposing team child reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/769123771752890368/i-love-dadmedic-or-dadspy-bc-there-is-so-much?source=share

Pyro Headcannons

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/769262138332233728/can-i-get-literally-any-headcannons-u-have-about?source=share

platonic RED!Scout with a BLU!Scout Reader

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/769312706033483776/hi-hello-how-are-you-good-i-hope-i-was?source=share

Mistaken Identity

Zed Conagher x wife reader (nsfw)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/782135486580916224/i-dont-know-if-youre-still-taking-requests-but?source=share

Only One Left

(gn reader x emesis blue scout)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/784986368481820672/i-dont-know-if-your-still-taking-emesis-blue?source=share

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Dragon's Hoard

(inspired by docduco and bluegiragi)

Dragon's Hoard pt.1

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/771988272401498112/a-dragons-hoard-pt1?source=share

Dragon's Hoard Pt.2

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/772787466315890688/a-dragons-hoard?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt.3

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/773421572854775808/dragons-hoard-pt3?source=share

-What If someone tries to kidnap the baby from dragons hoard how would they react and how would they get the baby back? (ask)

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/773950476141084672/what-if-someone-tries-to-kidnap-the-baby-from?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt 4

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/774524264594456576/a-dragons-hoard-pt-4?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt 5

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/776489994993958912/dragons-hoard-pt-5?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 6

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/778303632561029120/dragons-hoard-pt-6?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 7

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/779948228101685248/dragons-horde-part-7?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 8

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/782036996660002816/dragons-horde-part-8?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 9

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/783172245349629952/dragons-hoard-pt-10?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt.10

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/784300165942165504/dragons-hoard-pt-10?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 11

https://www.tumblr.com/cluelessatthispoint/784299884572459008/dragons-hoard-ch-10?source=share

Dragon's Hoard pt. 12 (coming soon)

[finniestoncrane]

HELLO FINNIE!! HELLOO FINNIEE!!!

We already talked a bit about this but, would you make some headcanons about how all the mercs from TF2 would hug and comfort someone having a bad awful day?? Please and thank so very very much LOVE YOU 🧡

TF2 Merc Headcanons thank you gus gus for asking me for my very personal and no doubt completely off-canon opinions on the boys!! i too needed some comfort and hugs from them omg u-u i'm also very much hoping that these work platonically and romantically!! ❤️ request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: comfort, hugs, cheering up attempts

scout

he struggles to take things seriously, younger brother in a sitcom ass

"there, there, it could always be worse... i guess, maybe... probably not though this is pretty bad"

a gentle pat on the shoulder, and then another, and then another, and then a relatively painful whack to see if the shock works

playful teasing that maybe makes things worse at first, but makes you giggle

and then when he takes it too far, gives you a reason to pummel him, which lets you release some of the anger!!

even with his often blunt and immature response, there's always a sense that he cares deeply

it's there in his embrace, a one armed side-hug that pulls you in close while he asks you in his softest tone

"hey, you wanna go play baseball or somethin'?"

pyro

hugging isn't actually his go to response, and it's not third or fourth on his list either

first of all, he's taking you outside to set fire to something

it's cathartic, and fun, and dangerous!! and FIREY

then he's trying all of the things that make him happy!!

you can play dolls with him? or have a tea party with his stuffies!

or maybe you just wanna lay on your tummy on the floor and do some colouring in

but if none of that cheers you up, and he can't destroy the thing/person that made you sad

then he'd wrap his rubbery little hands around you and bring you in for the biggest squeeze he can offer

sniper

pack it up fellas, it's time to head out on a "touch some grass (or sand)" nature trip to cure the blues

you get to sit up front in the van, obviously

not in the back where you're bouncing off the walls and ceilings

he'll stop at every service station to get you a fun beverage or a snack on the off chance that it will make you crack even a little smile

and then you'll be out there in the world, safe because he's standing directly beside you

he's surprisingly big on physical affection, so he'll have you in a side hug most of the time, just to keep you comforted

and before he lets you go off to your room, he'll get out of the van and give you the biggest hug

full body, very warm, very gentle, completely silent

heavy

the gentle energy in him is in itself, quite intense

likely because he has all of this stored up nurturing and soft encouragement and gentle adoration

but his sisters don't really need it (and let's face it they never did, he just over worried)

so if he has a reason to love and comfort, he's taking it

you'd barely even have to utter a little word of sadness and he'd be wrapped around you

maybe so tight that you might have to get your ribs checked at the emergency room

but the bear hug is worth it

it's warm, safe, comforting, everything that heavy is

and bonus: he can lift anything and anyone

so if you need to be cradled like a leetle behbeh to get some sleep or to work through the sadness, then he can do that!!

soldier

TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN SOLDIER!!

there's so much to be grateful for!! like freedom!! and honey!! and guns!! and america!!

but if none of that works, he's willing to put his shirt back on just long enough to let you nuzzle into his chest for a hug

and if you're very lucky, you might feel another large set of arms around you

because if soldier is hugging you, then zhanna is joining in

maybe with a menacing reminder to stay away from her man

but still with enough warmth that you're surrounded from both angles and left with a fuzzy feeling in your chest

and a little bit sweet and sticky too...

medic

a sensible shoulder pat is his first port of call, because he's usually elbow deep in some body cavity or other

and there's not much he can offer in the way of extensive comfort that doesn't involve you being covered in blood, or worse

but once he's cleaned up, he's all OVER you

you're just a little dove in need of some snuggles

a little soft coo in your ear while he holds you close

a gentle stroke with his large hands so he doesn't hurt you, keeping things light and gentle, not intense (as he usually is)

face smothered in his chest as he rocks you back and forth and sings a deeply concerning lullaby

and then, if none of that works, he'd let you root around in his pile of "dead bits" for something to carve up

it really does let out all of the tension and stress

engineer

oh no don't be sad, he can't engineer his way out of this one...

or can he... OH!! maybe what you need is some comfort, he can do that

just give him 16-20 hours and a large amount of sheet metal and screws

he can work something out, like a little machine that can pat your head at different intervals depending on your needs

or a set of arms that can hug you, as well as deploy turrets and toss grenades!!

but you still look sad... perhaps, while you're waiting on him to create the cure for your sadness

you'd like a little hug?

and honestly, who can hug better than a short king with thick arms? perfect height, perfect squeeze, sweet little honied words to make you smile

absolute love bug with a perfect remedy (eventually...)

demoman

"do you want to drown your sorrows like a horrible wee beastie?"

"or do you want me to come over there and cuddle ye like a wee bairn?"

you can choose one or the other, or both!! either way your soul is going to feel lighter and warmer by the time he's finished with you

and, realistically, you're gonna get hugged either way

once he's drunk enough he won't be able to stop himself from holding you so tight you can't breathe, smooshing your cheeks between his palms, and just generally loving all over you

"yer a bonnie wee thing, i wish you never had to pout they wee lips"

he's slurring his words, but they're all meant with the greatest of sincerity

and you can bet he'd be just as willing to do it all sober

spy

he's a man of few words when it comes to comfort

somehow, despite his confidence in every other area and his preparation for every scenario, this one escapes him

the risks are a lot greater, somehow, than anything else

because he feels like he has to cheer you up, he has to make you feel better

anything less is a failure in his mind

so if you come to him with wet, sad little eyes he won't say a word

a quick grab of you by the shoulders, bringing you in to his room

where he'll wrap a robe around you and make you a nice omelette

and feed it to you in manageable bites

and give you a little tiny peck on the cheek and a quick tap on the head

and then a hug that could be formal or very romantic, it's hard to ascertain the meaning behind it, but it gives you exactly what you need without revealing anything

[bingleboy]

~ ♡ TF2 Mercs Comfort HCs! Pt. 1 ♡ ~

Featured mercs: Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Spy

Contains: All SFW fluff, g/n reader, implied reader is a merc on their team, platonic + romantic stuffs

How I think they would comfort you if you had a bad day :]

I might make a pt 2 if anyone wants to see it! These are just the characters I thought I could write for best atm teehee.

💉 Medic 💉

General

He's not oblivious to your bad mood, but he isn't sure what to do at first. It might take him a while to ask what's going on, if you don't come to him first.

He tries to be fair to the rest of the team in battle and not play favorites with you, but it shows just a little bit. He sticks around you a little more and encourages you before he has to run off somewhere else

I think he would not be used to comforting people. He definitely cares about your feelings! He's just more of a violent revenge kind of guy. He understands if you turn down his offer to torture someone for you

But if you come to him to talk about your feelings/ask for comfort, he does feel proud that you trust him enough to do that, and of course he will do his best to help.

If you want to talk, he would suggest going to his office! You can lay down, make yourself comfortable, don’t worry about him, he’ll stay sitting- wait, is he taking notes while you’re talking?

Psychoanalyzing you out of love

I feel like he would be giving you like insanely strong eye contact while you’re talking lol. He just wants to show he’s listening, but he’ll try to stop staring if you tell him to.

His advice about the situation is 50/50. It’s either very thoughtful and reasonable or it’s fucking insane. Sometimes he’ll say the insane ones to try to make you laugh, but it’s not always obvious when he’s joking or not.

He’ll pat your shoulder and try to cheer you up rationally- he won’t sugarcoat it if things really are bad, but if all else fails, he reminds you what you’re going through is temporary, and you’re a strong person

Romantic

If you’re his partner, he will be in your business 1000% more

Tell him everything, give him details!!!

He needs to know exactly how to make you feel better, or else he’ll get a bad grade in boyfriend :(

He does approach his comfort sort of like an experiment at first, considering a lot of possibilities and his knowledge of you to figure out what you would like most

He’ll take you to his doves if you’re a fellow animal lover, and let you pet them and hold them in your hands. They’re so fluffy and polite. Archimedes might peck at your fingers, but it’s with affection

If all you want is something like cuddles and quality time together, he is surprised. He was kind of expecting this is to be a problem to ‘solve’, but it’s relieving to know his company is enough

He’s a good listener (takes notes) and also a good talker, if you want distraction. He has a lot of funny stories of past patients and fun facts about human anatomy to tell you. He’ll get you some tea or coffee and put a blanket over your shoulders while he talks your ear off

Likes holding you cozied up on the couch, his arms loosely around you with your head on his chest

🔥 Pyro 🔥

General

Somewhere in the middle when it comes to how observant they are. Doesn't notice immediately, but does pick up on it.

As soon as they do notice, they'll definitely hang around you way more. In battle, they're never far from where you are, ready to set anyone bothering you on fire.

Outside of battle, they'll still be trailing after you and offering you things. Snack? Drink? Lighter? Flamethrower? Unicorn plushie?

They'll tug on your arm and suggest doing something together to cheer you up. Like lighting the training dummies on fire!

If you're not in the mood to set things on fire, other options include a tea party in their room (with their toys), watching TV in the main room, or drawing together.

While you rant about things, they will be nodding along and chipping in with muffled words that sound supportive. If you're angry, they're angry! If you're sad, they're sad. :(

Romantic

Lots of soft touches. Touching your arms, fixing your hair, your shirt, your glasses if you wear them

Will give you pretend kisses on the cheek, like make a loud kissy noise while putting their mask up to your cheek lol

Holds your hand a lot ☺��

You will have to pry them off of you if you need two hands for something

They’re not great with words (especially with the mask) but they really do empathize strongly with you. They try to show that through their actions, being around you and showing they care

Very open to tagging along to whatever you want to do, whether its going out and being destructive or staying comfy inside

⚾ Scout ⚾️

General

Sort of oblivious at first if you're trying to hide your feelings. As soon as he notices something's off, he doesn't think twice about asking you right away.

"Alright, ya hardly been laughin' at my hilarious jokes today! What's the matter with you?" (He asks in an affectionate way, but he has to be a little annoying about it.)

When you confide in him, his playful expression will drop. He kind of wasn't expecting a serious conversation, and he feels like a fish out of water.

"Oh. Uh... jeez. Didn't realize it was that bad."

If your team still has to fight, he'll try not to be obvious that he's following you around, but you've seen him zipping back and forth a lot more than usual.

Definitely tries to hype you up (hypes himself up too). Will make a huge deal if you guys do literally anything good. "We are da freakin' best at this! We're carryin' the whole damn team."

Tries his best to make you laugh, whether it's by messing with the enemy team or your own.

After work, he’ll go to you right away and ask if you wanna hang out. Got nothing else to do tonight, you know, no other reason…. (King of failing to hide how much he cares)

Play some baseball with him! If you’re terrible at it, he won’t make fun of you, but he will insist you try. Come on, you’re learning from a pro!

If you’re already good, he’s pleasantly surprised, and he’ll gladly shower you in compliments. That’s what would make him feel better, so he figures it might work for you too.

Romantic

His knee-jerk reaction to seeing you upset is to be angry at whoever made you upset, before he even knows why. Immediately offering to beat someone up for you.

If you explain why you’re feeling down, that anger melts away into sympathy. Come on, you can hang out with him in his room for a while to forget about it.

I think he’d be more quiet than usual if he knew you were feeling bad. Maybe it’s a mixture of not quite knowing what to say and wanting to be more comforting, giving you more space to talk.

He’d be a cuddly person. He talks a lot, and he’ll tell you all about how great you are, but he just feels like he has to touch you to show you how much he cares. He’ll lay down beside you in bed and hold your hand while you guys talk, his thumb tracing over your knuckles.

He also likes touching your hair. He’ll play with it while you’re cuddling or while you’re talking.

Totally wants you to sleep over and is not subtle about it. You WILL stay over and cuddle with him.

🎯 Sniper 🎯

He's observant, of course he's gonna know you're feeling down. He can read you like a book, even if you're trying to hide it.

He's a good person to go to for comfort. He's a great listener, and he's got all the patience in the world, especially for you.

Just very calming aura tbh

After the battle's done, he hangs around you for a bit while he turns the words over in his head, but he decides to just be direct.

"Mate. You been lookin' down out there. You wanna tell me what's going on?"

Will definitely be hanging out with you after work that day. If you let him pick what to do, he’ll suggest going for a little road-trip to somewhere nice, like a park. Or, if you don’t feel like that, you can just hang out with him in his camper and he’ll fix you some tea.

Best listener if you want to rant or talk out your problem. He might not always have any advice to give, but he always makes you feel understood.

(Romantic)

Calls you by cutesy nicknames 100% more. Roo, sweetheart, darling, darl, love, etc etc.

Another cuddly person WOOOO! (i’m biased)

King of chilling out. Loves sitting beside you or laying down next to you and holding you close, your head tucked under his chin. And he’d gently rub your back and cradle your head oouugggghhhh he’s tender

Kisses your forehead ☹️ guys he’s so cute pls

He’ll be happy enjoying the quiet with you. If you want him to talk, he’ll softly tell you about his day, or things he found funny, while you cuddle.

🗡 Spy 🗡

Catches on to your shift in mood quickly, obviously. He knows exactly what 'tells' to look for, those little expressions others might miss.

He acts a little more friendly to you proactively, especially in battle. He'll keep an eye on you and compliment your work when you shoot down an enemy.

You might also happen to come across more medkits than you usually do. Very mysterious.

After the day is done, if you're still feeling bad, he'll invite you into his smoking room to unwind with him. He prefers that to be his space, but he’ll let you in on occasion.

He is certainly good at curating the environment. It’s so aesthetic. Fully stocked bookshelves, a fireplace, and record player are notable features. It smells of smoke in the room, obviously, but also like an expensive leather. The fire crackles, and the room is illuminated by a soft orange light. His chairs are comfortable, and you’re welcome to them as long as you keep your shoes off of them.

He’ll let you pick the record to play. I’m totally biased but I think he’d have some Nina Simone,

He’ll nod along and listen to you talk, sometimes humming in response.

I feel like if you’re friends, just spending time together will be how he’s most likely to comfort you. He’ll offer you things to make you more comfortable, like a drink or a cigarette, but he thinks just being in the same room while you each do your own thing is most comfortable.

That being said, he’s also very down to talk shit about anyone, 100%.

His comfort verbally is…. maybe a little unusual? I feel like he’d be saying nice things but like, not in a soft way. He reassures you as if what he’s saying is obvious.

“You think the team doesn’t need you? Please, don’t be ridiculous. They’re terrible as it is, but, they’d be truly hopeless without you.”

(Romantic)

He might act (mostly) nonchalant in front of the team, but the moment you’re alone together, he’s swooping in by your side and insisting you come spend time with him.

He seems like a gift-giving type of guy. Any food or sweet you’re craving, he’ll gladly get it for you- plus a bouquet of your favorite flowers, of course.

He’ll buy you a new outfit too if he knows it would cheer you up- something perfectly tailored. You don’t know how he knows your measurements, but he does.

Not super cuddly, but he does like it. Sit next to him and lean on him, let him put his arm around you and rub your shoulder.

Will hold your hand and kiss your knuckles, then your cheek, then your lips. (The order is important)

You’re his little flower ☹️ he hates seeing you unhappy, and he does everything in his power to make you cozy and comfortable in his smoking room

Will be way more sappy in his verbal comfort, including that fancy french shit. Even if you don’t understand it, you can tell by his tone that it’s terms of endearment

Mon cœur, mon amor, my love, my dear, mon ange, anything with ‘my’ in front of it tbh

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Nova's Kinktober '24 Masterlist

[Hi my starlights! Here's a masterlist to make it easier for you all to find them!]

Day 1 - > Overstimulation with Scout

Day 2 -> Praise Kink with Spy

Day 3 -> Size Difference with Heavy

Day 4 -> Daddy Kink with Demoman

Day 5 -> BDSM with Spy

Day 6 -> First Time with Engineer

Day 7 -> Public Sex with Sniper

Day 8 -> Threesome with Heavy/Medic

Day 9 -> Phone Sex with Scout

Day 10 -> Mirror Sex with Spy

Day 11 -> Predator/Prey Kink with Sniper

Day 12 -> Sensory Play with Pyro

Day 13 -> Face sitting with Engineer

Day 14 -> Food Play with Soldier

Day 15 -> Deepthroating with Engineer

Day 16 -> Body Worshipping with Pyro

Day 17 -> Breathplay with Soldier

Day 18 -> Sex toys with Pyro

Day 19 -> Knifeplay with Spy/Sniper

Day 20 -> Orgasm Denial with Spy

Day 21 -> Breeding Kink with Heavy

Day 22 -> Voice Kink with Engineer

Day 23 -> Somnophilia with Scout

Day 24 -> Free Use with Demoman/Soldier

Day 25 -> Mutual Masturbation with Demoman

Day 26 -> Lactation Kink with Scout

Day 27 -> Pet Play with Engineer

Day 28 -> Aphrodisiacs with Medic

Day 29 -> Double Penetration with Scout/Sniper

Day 30 -> Cockwarming with Spy

Day 31 -> SURPRISE!~

Here's My Normal Masterlist!