#Purramid Head

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Neko Atsume Wiki Vandalized

FIJMU News 1-23-25 by Edward R. Purrow

The Neko Atsume fandom was shocked today after the game's wiki, a haven of cat related knowledge, was vandalized by one of the wiki's own most popular editors after a flame war on its talk pages.

Editor Alex Shorthair had recently been banned from the wiki for adding his own long-winded theories about spaying and neutering cats to pages not relevant to the topic. One page for the adoptable cat character Walter TurkishVan stated that his lure, the Seal of Meowtatron, was a metaphor for his trauma in having been neutered. Many argued that this was untrue as the seal also lures Purramid Head and Pawlhia Gillespie, who are not known to have ever been to a vet. Others said this argument was idiotic in the first place as Tabby Dombrowski already seems to have veterinary trauma and offers a more logical place to criticize the practice with her Bob Barker Memorial Pickaxe.

That all turned foul like an unscooped litter box yesterday when Shorthair appeared to replace the Wiki's logo with a picture of a cat in which a small "x" depicting a cat's anus was depicted on one of the cats. Players were outraged and Shorthair was banned, but the damage was done, and the Wiki claim to fame is now defaced with the memory of the stupidest edit war ever.

[korumiis]

purramid head,,,? i tried

[getvalentined]

After four years, I finally have video proof of Purra* making that horrible noise that is one of the three sounds she makes. The other two are "radio static" and "creaking door hinge." She does not meow. Or growl. All the noises she makes are some combination of these.

She's a freak and I love her.

*Full name Purramid Head, special thanks to @aftepes for giving us the name way back in 2020 when we were calling her "the Silent Hill kitten" because of the noises she made.

[archi-pelago]

someone asked for a fullbody of mama tortuga, so here's mama with her kitten Purramid Head. funnily enough my sister and I always called her a party animal bc she has one orange leg and one prominent white whisker, so it looks like she's in the middle of losing a thigh-high while smoking

[pyramidwhore]

The Boys Are Back In Town♡

Neko purramid head

[fandomsilhouette]

worship like a dog (at the shrine of your lies)

The weight of the skies is heavy on Atlas’s shoulder. It’s heavier on the backs of fourteen year olds who were never meant to carry it in the first place. They grow the way adolescents do, except not at all: into the shape that the skies mold them into, and into each other. 

The best cure for bad posture is parks, puns, and people who know you best. 

Happy @felixmonth, y’all! 

Felix flopped over in the grass next to Marinette, mussing the flowers she had so carefully braided into his hair. Eh, she’d do it again tomorrow, or whenever her anxiety left her fingers twitching, or when his eyes drooped under the weight of a migraine. They were just weeds, anyways. She was also so careful to pick out the plants that reached out with their roots and strangled everyone around them, yanking them ruthlessly out of the ground and combing out the dirt and the tangled knots as she hummed cheerfully. It was pretty disconcerting to watch, actually. Felix loved it. 

Her fingers braid a blade of grass into another, and she whines. Felix nudges his head into her stomach and grins, a charming crooked upside down kind of thing that he knew she liked. She blushed, and he grinned wider. 

“What if we just like, leave? What’ll they even do?” She speaks in the direction of the rest of the park, away from him, where children run into each other and adults murmur, “that’s nice, honey” and shoo off their kids when they come crying up to them, palms bleeding. 

“The same thing they always do. Nothing, probably.” 

“We’re the only two sane people in a city full of adults.” 

Plagg zips out of Felix’s bag, settling into his hair, a stark contrast of black against gold. Tikki follows, tugging at his paws, trying to get him to hide again. She eventually settles in Marinette’s lap, glaring at him. Plagg shrugs, unconcerned. 

“The kitten’s right, sugarcube! No one will notice, and even if they do, what’ll they do about it? Nothing.” His voice is nonchalant and dismissive but there’s an undercurrent of tension, stress, rage and fury that undercuts how little he pretends to care. 

“It’s hard not to notice something as stinky as you, Plagg!!” Tikki scrunches her nose and flips over, burying her face in Marinette’s shirt as Marinette starts to shake under the force of her suppressed laughter. 

Felix smirks and adds on, “You would not believe how often I have to wash my hair to get the smell out.” Plagg tugs on a lock of Felix’s hair in retaliation, and then starts chewing on it. Felix just sighs, used to it. They lapse into a comfortable silence, watching the wind thread through the leaves and the clouds flicker over the sun. 

“Where would we even go?” 

“Well I was always fond of Egypt.” Plagg darts up, abandoning all pretense of his laziness. “They had so much food and wine, and I especially loved they way they knew what really mattered.” 

Tikki flies up to him, her high voice pitching even higher in indignation. “You just liked that they worshiped cats!” 

“Hey, I liked the pyramids too.” 

“You called them a scheme!”

“A good scheme! A great one! One designed to ensure everyone knew exactly who to worship! And filled with death and decay, my favorite.” 

Felix snorts, and then giggles. “Ha.” 

“What?” Marinette sits up and tilts her head at Felix, bangs falling into her eyes. She’s adorable, he can’t help but think. 

“It’s a-- it’s a purramid scheme.” 

Marinette’s face drops, gone absolutely blank. She stares at Felix a long moment, and if it hadn’t been for years of shenanigans in and out of masks, he would’ve thought she hated it. 

She bursts out laughing. 

Marinette throws herself onto Felix, rolling him over on top of her and biting into his shoulder to muffle her laughter. He squirms until he’s not squishing her under his weight and grins, dopey and unashamed. 

“That’s it, we’re never going to Egypt!!” she manages to say between laughter. Felix doesn’t mind. He has the rest of the world to explore with her, after all. 

[cat-cosplay]

"I was weak. That's why I needed you. Needed someone to punish me for not waking up to feed you early..."

[norbah]

Purramid Head

When you pass that first Spirit Halloween,

and it's officially meow the Spooky Season.

[getvalentined]

In honor of Black Cat Appreciation Day, I wanted to show everyone this video of my partially-black cat, Turtle, and allow you all to hear her not-at-all-black daughter, Purramid Head, screaming in the background.

Turtle was a neighborhood stray who had five kittens in my laundry shed in March of 2020, and we found them all out there before the babies' eyes had even opened; we wound up taking them all in and while four of the babies were adopted, Purra's broken meowbox (her only two settings are "radio static" and "the screams of the damned") led her to being left with us, and we kept her mom too.

You'd never believe this girl lived on the street.

[cat-cosplay]

You wake up in the middle of the night with either a Demeowgorgon or Purramid Head looking down upon you. Which one is the worst case scenario for you?

[cat-cosplay]

"Melancholy and sadness are the start of doubt... doubt is the beginning of despair; despair is the cruel beginning of the differing degrees of wickedness." ~Comte de Lautreamont

[poppytehclown]

the ultimate halloween cat fit!! @miss-million @milmaxtor