#Psychonauts x Reader

[backpocketkazoo]

you want a pn request? alright then, write loboto x reader. yeah, that's right, dr caligosto loboto. let the readers smooch that tall fish-loving dentist

🧠Dr Loboto x Reader General Headcanons🦷

YESS BABYGIRL I LOVE A LOBOTO REQ IM OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKIGN FREAK (affectionate)

You get me so well anon 😋😋😼

Sorry if this shows up in the main tags 💔

Uh as always not rlly sure if yall wanted hcs or what.. so that's what i did.

These are domestic btw guys I say so

🧠LOBOTO IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU. LIKE. Yeah,, he’s crazy either way but. He’s obsessed with you. You make him so happy you don’t get it guys. You’re everything and he’s just ken /hj.

-> AGAIN HE IS OBSESSED WITH YOU!!:!:!

🦷 Whenever you’re gone he’s just :-(

-> He’ll start heavily sighing until someone finally asks what’s wrong and he’s like “I miss my partner </3”

-> Then whenever you come back he’s like a dog when it’s owner comes back from work. He’s so excited!!

-> You will walk into a room and he’ll gasp and make everyone aware of your presence.

🧠YOU’RE HIS WHOLE WORLD!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!! ((SASHA DOESNT CARE DUDE!!💀))

🦷 He is so clingy 😭

-> Loboto has a lingering fear that you’re gonna hate him for everything he’s done or that you’ll leave him. You have to verbally reassure him that that’s not true.

🧠 Love language is definitely physical touch. He is so SO touch starved.

-> Loves loves loves hugs. When you walk into the room he’ll pick you up, exclaiming how excited he is to see you, and pull you into a tight hug. He doesn’t care if it’s a room full of people. And honestly? He probably got tunnel vision when he saw you and completely forgot they were there.

🦷Additionally, he loves holding your hand. Tbh. He loves your touch in general.

-> He’s really gentle with you? It’s as if you’re fine china and he’s afraid you’re gonna break if he’s not careful.

-> He’s weirdly domestic with you and it confuses everyone. “This the same man that stole everyone’s brains🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️”

🧠 Hehe.. he’s just sooooo tall so yknow you’ll tug him down by his apron so he’s at your level right? And just give him a big ol kiss.

-> My guy short circuits. Literally intoxicated. He has those cartoony hearts floating around him.

🦷 Loboto MAY be a little bit overbearing at times but he’s trying his best. He doesn’t have a history of healthy relationships with people so it’s all kind of new to him. He doesn’t have a proper frame of reference for these sorts of things. But he’s learning;;,

[ynverse]

sasha as your bf!

SASHA x gn! reader | headcanons

a/n: this is so self indulgent. this is him with ME,,, and anyone who reads this i guess. literally went onto the 50th page of google searching for x reader fics for this man before realizing i have to be the trailblazer and write hella fics for him  

❥ despite his immense knowledge on the human psyche, he would definitely be in denial of his feelings at first. he’s more reserved than most and always aims to have himself under control so he tried to suppress his emotions for you so he can keep everything in his brain orderly

❥ raz would so be the one to unpack it all. raz was just fucking around in his mind trying to create more censors and well.... lots of items with a connection to you appeared

"so,” raz trailed off as he laughed, “agent y/n?”

“let us never speak of this again,” sasha quickly replied, kicking the both of them out of his subconscious.

❥  after he accepted he has feelings, he would definitely be the one to ask you out. he wants to feel as in control of possible so he wanted to “control” when you found out about his emotions

❥ his love language (expressing) would so be quality time. you both have busy and kinda traumatic lives due to your career choices. being able to relax and just spend time with each other is his favorite. he would definitely postpone his experiments for you.

❥ showing him love (receiving love language) is acts of service. you have to be selfless in order to be a psychonaut so he just wants to feel taken care of too. if you help him organize his lab... he would mentally fold.

❥ he would remember the smallest details about you...to the point where you would forget information he knows. you couldn’t find your favorite flower because it was moved to a new area? he knows the precise measurements of that flower and will find it for you (cute in a ‘oh so you’re obsessed obsessed with me’ way)

❥ due to his nature, he sometimes says things in a blunt and harsh way without intending to. if he realizes, he would start to ramble on and on about how he didn’t mean it and apologize. please shut this man up before he overthinks

“yeah, okay.”

“oh, sorry I didn’t know you were busy Sasha!”

“wait. i am not busy. i did not know the best way to respond. i did not mean to make you feel like you were bothersome, i actually feel like you are quite the opposite. i am not opposed to your frequent visits as long as it does not impact your schedule and cause issues for you. i hope i-”

“sasha...i understand it is okay please don’t worry.”

❥ his eyes would gleam whenever you were near or when you were mentioned. he was extremely good at controlling himself and his emotions but eyes are the windows to the soul after all, and his soul always yearned for you

❥ would talk to you using telepathy (when milla said “Sasha says hi” in the second game i was sobbing... let me into that relationship PLEASE) even if there is nothing important to say. he likes the idea of being able to have private moments with you even if you are both busy/in public. he could not be able to hold back a smile if you telepathically told him that you missed him

❥ would sometimes get frustrated he couldn’t experiment on himself because he thinks his love for you is the most pure form of love known to the human psyche and his STEM brain needs to understand more

❥ you are the only person not allowed into his mind because he knows his emotions would go haywire with you around. he doesn’t ask to ever experiement/go into your mind out of respect since he doesn’t think it’s fair since he won’t let you in his

❥ the best boyfriend ever. this skrunkly man would stop at nothing just to make you happy

[sillyshipping]

HII... looks at you gently..... could i request headcanons about sasha nein please 🥺 (romantic edition)

yeah yeah of course!! ty for the request ^^ romantic hcs for sasha coming right up :-] sorry if some of these aren't fully accurate lol, i made a lot of assumptions about his character but that's basically what headcanons are hehe.. these were so fun, i look forward to doing more of this kind of stuff in the future :D

🧠Romantic headcanons for Sasha Nein🚬

i imagine he would get flustered really easily, especially through physical touch. he probably isn't used to much physical affection, so once he gets it, it hits him harder than it would otherwise. it might take him a moment to process it, but once he does, it hits him like a truck. it would affect him a great deal, he'd think about those moments for a long time.

he would express his love through how he generally acts around you and doing things for you. i think he'd struggle with showing affection physically and with words, so he would do other subtle things to show that he loves you! maybe he puts something important on hold because he cares about you, or maybe he goes out of his way to remember tiny details about you, maybe he gives you something that reminds him of you! he would also help you do things that you might struggle with, whether it's a heavy amount of work or simply cleaning ur room :-] he wouldn't be judgemental at all either way, he'd be more than happy to help you.

he would have a much easier time opening up and being more vulnerable around you. he trusts you a lot! he isn't scared of showing his emotions around you :-] and on the other hand, if you opened up to him, he would do his best to help you and give you advice on whatever it is you need help with. he would be very patient and understanding with you, especially with his background knowledge on mental health!

there would be moments he'd ramble about what he likes about you. maybe he says something and worries if he came off as blunt or hurtful, so he'd try making up for it by complimenting you! then he would snowball into thoughtlessly talking about why and how he likes you and would get very embarrassed once he realizes what he's doing. oopsies !

he doesn't laugh or smile a whole lot, but when he's around you, it's hard for him not to. everything you say echoes in his mind and he can't help but smile or chuckle about it. he would cherish the moments that he spends with you, reminiscing over it and feeling so lucky that he gets to be with you.

quite a hopeless romantic! he's a sucker for traditionally romantic things, like dates at fancy restaurants, slow dancing to love songs, gifting bouquets and heart chocolate boxes, kissing the front of ur hand while holding it in his (what a gentleman), etc etc. he'd probably be pretty nervous or shy to initiate these though! if you were to invite him to go somewhere romantic or give him a particularly romantic gift, his heart would flutter with joy.

if he was feeling extra confident, he'd give pecks on your cheek and hold your hand :-] he'd get soo shy about it though and would try to act as casual as possible, but you'd be able to tell how flustered he is. he'd be blushing hard under his glasses and would be stumbling over his words.

if you're a psychic u bet he would telepathically talk to you, like all the time. he would give you little secret messages and send you comments that only You are allowed to hear. like whispering but to the max. he might poke fun at what's going on sometimes when he doesn't want anyone else to hear, too. i think he actually has a pretty good sense of humor and likes to joke around! he just has a deadpan delivery and others might not get his jokes at times. but yes he's silly and will be silly around you

overall he would deeply care about you and your well-being and would want the best for you. he would go out of his way to make life easier for you. he has so much love to share and to give 😁💚

[m00n-elixir]

hey!! i'm still super hyperfixated on psychonauts, so i'm taking some char.ai bot requests since there's like no bots of the characters on there :3

(my char.ai user is angelst4rs)

more info under the cut :3

CHARACTERS

- Sasha Nein (romantic + platonic)

- Milla Vodello (romantic + platonic)

- Morceau Oleander (romantic + platonic)

- Compton Boole (romantic + platonic) (i already have a cute romantic bot ready for him!!)

- Dr. Caligosto Loboto (romantic + platonic)

- Hollis Forsythe (romantic + platonic)

- Razputin Aquato (platonic ONLY)

- Lili Zanotto (platonic ONLY)

- Psi-Interns (platonic ONLY)

- Boyd Cooper (romantic + platonic)

- Fred Bonaparte (romantic + platonic)

- Gloria von Gouton (romantic + platonic)

- Edgar Teglee (romantic + platonic)

- Truman Zanotto (romantic + platonic)

(i might add more later on, but these are what i'm sticking with for now! also no, i won't write for gristol. i don't think i could even if i wanted to 😭)

RULES

- Don't send weird, problematic, or objectively bad scenarios!

- Please be respectful and patient :)

- I don't do any tropes like break-ups, toxic, abusive, etc.! I personally don't feel comfortable with that stuff, so please stray away from suggesting scenarios with those prompts

- Please try to send in English! I only speak English (and a tiny bit of French) so if it's in a language other than that, I will have trouble understanding ☹️

- If I hadn't made it clear already, I will NOT be making any romance bots for the child characters (obviously).

- Please be specific about what you want the scenario to be! I work better the more details i have :)

have fun y'all!!

[true-autistic-tales]

ayo crispy simps i thought of something for yall:

imagine going to a unfamiliar place with him. cause of his poor eyesight and lack of confidence in where he's going, he clings onto you the entire time.

[comfortmelodies]

Hello!

You can call me fish, I am the one running this blog :3 The purpose: for fun! and to practice my writing skills!!

Requests; Open! (current request count: 1)

Heres the basis of what I can write for you:

Ship fanfic, x reader, & reader, headcannons, nd most likely other things if you just ask :)

I can try to do Slight NSFW, but it’s not my strongest suit. Also, if your request is in that vain please make sure the character(s) are of age, thank you!!

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Fandoms I can write for below the cut :D

Fandoms

Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2

Devil’s Candy

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun

Psychonauts (whole series)

Mob Psycho 100

Hunter X Hunter

Bocchi The Rock

Amphibia

The Owl House

Mystic Messenger

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Homestuck

Thanks for stopping by and reading 💕 Hope you enjoy, and feel free to request!

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[yandere-toons]

Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"

Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku

Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair

Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy

Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel

Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik

Alternative interpretation is equally funny — the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.

[backpocketkazoo]

Awsome last post but going off of that I can imagine Fred being all bashful thinking about y/n or trying to confess to them but Napoleon keeps poking fun at him and/or getting in the way. That’d be something cute to write about (wink wink nudge nudge)

Hello Fred nation 😼 o7

I was debating on bringing this up in my last post but I ended up not getting into it so I’m glad you said something!!

// swear content warning 😭

♟️First things first, NOTHING gets past Napoleon. He’ll know.

♟️He walks this fine line of being patronizing and being supportive regarding Fred’s feelings towards you. One foot in and one foot out the door yknow?

-> Like, Hooray my loser grandson is finally interested in someone.

-> However, He’s a fucking loser, meaning he’s not likely to make a move.💀

-> “You can’t even win a measly board game. What makes you think you can win their affections?” Type beat.

-> Listen. At the end of the day Napoleon wants Fred to succeed, he doesn’t want his bloodline to boil down to this utter loser. That’s why he’s so hard on him. He wants to toughen Fred up.

-> Of course, Napoleon will still tease and make fun of Fred, that’s how he is. He’ll never admit it, but it can be assumed that he wants the best for Fred, if not for Fred himself, then for the Bonaparte name.

♟️That being said, Napoleon will NOT leave Fred alone. He’s really insistent on Fred making some sort of advance.

-> Napoleon hitting him with the “BACK IN MY DAY—” then telling some story about how he had to fight the ladies off with a stick or smth. And Fred’s like “thats great grandpa🧍”

♟️Fred could be talking to you and Napoleon will say the most embarrassing things to Fred and he’s just trying to have a normal conversation.

-> You notice Fred is breaking out into a sweat, turning bright red, and stammering. Oh and if you ask if he’s alright? It makes it 10x worse.

♟️If Napoleon gets too antsy he might push (or shove) Fred in the direction he wants him to be in. Yknow perhaps make a few moves for him.

-> You’ll likely won’t realize what’s happening whenever this happens. It’s unlike both Fred and your impression of Napoleon. So you’ll just wear a confused and flustered smile and look at him. It just makes Fred more embarrassed. But before he can explain himself, you’re in on it, making subtle moves yourself, and bro fucking short circuits.

♟️The highest honor is Napoleon approving of you. There’s the “Yeah sure whatever” at least this bozo is interested in someone. Then there’s legitimate approval from him. Like? If you hit Fred with a French pet name? Ough Napoleon will be singing your praises, telling Fred that you’re a keeper and so forth.

Does a lil jig

[ynverse]

milla as your gf!

MILLA x gn! reader | headcanons

a/n: first request ! i love that it’s for psychonauts too <3

❥ milla is so in tune to her emotions, she will know as soon as her feelings start developing. like it’s kinda sudden and shocks everyone in her psyche cause the music will change into love songs

❥ she is naturally a flirt and a lot more extroverted than most other agents, making it so difficult for you to know if she is into you or not

❥ definitely talks to sasha about why you won’t get the hint

“i’m flirting with them, no?”

“milla, you flirt with everyone. even a skilled agent such as agent y/n would be unable to tell unless you make it more known.”

“oh.”

❥ would throw a party for you and then confess after inviting you to the dance floor (the party would turn into her coping mechanism if things went south)

❥ she would so want you to enter her subconcious so you can see how happy she is from you accepting her love

❥ love language (outgoing) is words of affirmation. she loves seeing the look on your face when you get flustered by her compliments. she also loves the idea of using her telepathy to soothe others, especially because of the incident. knowing you both can communicate without actually speaking soothes her so much. expect a random “pretty girl/pretty boy/my pretty” entering your mind at some point during the day

❥ she loves physical touch (receiving love language) so much. you don’t even have to take the lead with it ! let her take the lead and she will still be just as happy. she just needs to feel grounded and being physically connected to you helps with that. behind her bubbly persona is someone who is traumatized by the idea of being unable to help others. just let her feel held/hold you close so she knows you are there with her please. also! expect her to hold your hand and levitate with you over the beach. she absolutely loves walking towards the sunset with you two hand in hand.

❥ homegirl is the type to see a small trinket and get reminded of you :( <3 she doesn’t want to force her love onto you through, so she will ask you telepathically if you would want it 

❥ all parties have off-limit areas, and for her? it a room only skilled levitators can even notice. inside the room are all the photos from dates you guys went on, as well as her favorite memories with you. she will not let anyone in there, not even you, because she gets embarrassed knowing she used her skills as a psychonaut to organize her mind in a way where you get your own spot (SHE IS SUCH A LUVRGIRL)

❥ she gets so protective of you during missions :( <3 she is still super professional ! but she will 100% make sure you are safe. you are perfectly capable and sasha will tell her this too (you three are the best trio ever) but she is so traumatized by not saving the orphanage that she has to make sure you are okay

❥ she is so cute and sweet to you <3 gf of the year

[deathwhoregutfucker]

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[paperclipwriter]

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[hellmouthcity]

Hello!

Hey, I'm Ryan! nice to see you here.

I'm new to this whole posting writing on tumblr thing, but I wanted to give it a go. I'll be posting one-shots, fanfictions, and [character] x readers about whatever my current interests may be. You'll probably be able to tell what said interest is by what I post!

Right now, current fandoms include [but are not limited to]:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Guardians of the Galaxy [but just nebula. specifically nebula.]

Psychonauts

Project Sekai

Bee and Puppycat

...and there's a lot more! These are the subjects with characters that are the easiest for me to write. I'm always open to requests with these fandoms!

About requests, you can always put them in at any time, though I will be unable to complete those with fandoms and characters I'm unfamiliar with. My apologies in advance! There's no harm in asking, though.

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I think that's everything. Do enjoy your stay here. I hope you can find something to enjoy :o)

[psykologist]

The Weaving Web of Memories

Memories can be our greatest treasure or the trickiest riddles to solve. Delve into the labyrinth of your mind as we ponder the reliability of your recollections. Can you trust your memories, or are they just fleeting fragments in the ever-shifting sands of time?

[sparklings-husband]

I CANT REPLY ON THE REBLOG BUT AHH TYE COMMENTS IN THE HASHTAG MADE ME SO HAPPY :] I WILL WAKE UP THE PSYCHONAUTS X READER FANDOM !!

OMGG IM GLAD<3 youre like the 3rd person EVER ive seen do sasha x reader content AND IT MAKES ME SAD WHY ISN'T THERE MORE THIS IS ABSURD.. thank you for your work fr 🙏

[roundtriptojupiter]

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[yandere-toons]

Hey um, I’ve been thinking about this request for a while but I’ve been putting it off, since you have so many requests and wips, I didn’t want to add more to the pile but I just want to ask, can you add Psychonauts please???? There’s literally little to none x readers out there.

Yandere Caligosto Loboto (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)

Warnings: Mentions of Medical Horror, Psychiatric Institutionalization, Mentions of Violence, Toxic Mindsets.

A.N. - 🎵 "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid! It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted." 🎵

Platonic:

Every time he witnesses or learns of unkindness directed at his friend, Loboto offers to grab his surgical tools and go fishing in the culprit's brain tissue and mouth. It was his favourite and most prolific activity for a long time, and since he hates to see his friend in any distress not of his own making, the doctor hopes that it will bring them some of the relief it brought him. He will put away the scalpel and relent if his friend insists, although Loboto has next to no experience with nice words and pats on the back as an alternative.

In his youth as a criminal dentist, Loboto would give souvenirs from his procedures to his friend and ask whether they prefer a molar or a canine from his latest patient. The day he was admitted to Thorney Towers Home for the Disturbed was the day he began singing his friend's praises to everyone with functional ears. They were one of his few reasons to hope for life after the asylum, and he spoke of a grand reunion even as decades passed and it annoyed the staff.

He names one of the fish guards at Charlie Psycho Delta after his friend, engaging that fish in conversation more than he does the others and pretending it is his friend when the real thing is not available. Loboto projects his inner dissatisfaction onto his friend by making them the subject of fantasies that revolve around receiving the intimacy he longed for as a child, and the rest of the world is often absent in these fantasies. Raz and Sasha discover pieces of this when they look into his mind, only for Loboto to withhold all information.

Romantic:

Thanks to a selfish parenting style and an invasive surgery, Loboto was made into the farthest thing from a man of logic. He has vague ideas of right versus wrong, but these moral questions are forgotten once he is swept away by the chance to form a genuine and meaningful connection with someone. His methods of surprising his partner with unannounced visits because he worries they will say no if he asks and recounting his unethical experiments to show his skills draw many complaints from the Psychonauts, which he typically ignores unless advice is given.

Emotional warmth was a rarity in his household, leaving an unresolved craving for it that presents itself in the way Loboto is both startled and elated by any positive attention from his partner. He is not used to anyone treating him as anything but a disappointment or a kook in need of a cell and therefore retains a certain doubt for a while. If they are not immediately afraid of him once he tries to be friendly, Loboto grows attached and, having no frame of reference to recommend otherwise, throws all of his emotions and affection into the relationship at once.

Once his moral compass is returned, Loboto grapples with remorse for the first time and struggles through a period where he fears that his partner will recognise his villainy as he has and abandon him. This concern only furthers his gratitude for their presence and his desperation to secure their company and continued affection. If his attempts to interact are rejected, Loboto does not understand why even if the problem is that he makes off-colour jokes about removing someone's brain after a conversation between him and his partner is interrupted and any action perceived as a slight.