#Psychonauts x Reader
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you want a pn request? alright then, write loboto x reader. yeah, that's right, dr caligosto loboto. let the readers smooch that tall fish-loving dentist
🧠Dr Loboto x Reader General Headcanons🦷
YESS BABYGIRL I LOVE A LOBOTO REQ IM OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKIGN FREAK (affectionate)
You get me so well anon 😋😋😼
Sorry if this shows up in the main tags 💔
Uh as always not rlly sure if yall wanted hcs or what.. so that's what i did.
These are domestic btw guys I say so
🧠LOBOTO IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU. LIKE. Yeah,, he’s crazy either way but. He’s obsessed with you. You make him so happy you don’t get it guys. You’re everything and he’s just ken /hj.
-> AGAIN HE IS OBSESSED WITH YOU!!:!:!
🦷 Whenever you’re gone he’s just :-(
-> He’ll start heavily sighing until someone finally asks what’s wrong and he’s like “I miss my partner </3”
-> Then whenever you come back he’s like a dog when it’s owner comes back from work. He’s so excited!!
-> You will walk into a room and he’ll gasp and make everyone aware of your presence.
🧠YOU’RE HIS WHOLE WORLD!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!! ((SASHA DOESNT CARE DUDE!!💀))
🦷 He is so clingy 😭
-> Loboto has a lingering fear that you’re gonna hate him for everything he’s done or that you’ll leave him. You have to verbally reassure him that that’s not true.
🧠 Love language is definitely physical touch. He is so SO touch starved.
-> Loves loves loves hugs. When you walk into the room he’ll pick you up, exclaiming how excited he is to see you, and pull you into a tight hug. He doesn’t care if it’s a room full of people. And honestly? He probably got tunnel vision when he saw you and completely forgot they were there.
🦷Additionally, he loves holding your hand. Tbh. He loves your touch in general.
-> He’s really gentle with you? It’s as if you’re fine china and he’s afraid you’re gonna break if he’s not careful.
-> He’s weirdly domestic with you and it confuses everyone. “This the same man that stole everyone’s brains🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️”
🧠 Hehe.. he’s just sooooo tall so yknow you’ll tug him down by his apron so he’s at your level right? And just give him a big ol kiss.
-> My guy short circuits. Literally intoxicated. He has those cartoony hearts floating around him.
🦷 Loboto MAY be a little bit overbearing at times but he’s trying his best. He doesn’t have a history of healthy relationships with people so it’s all kind of new to him. He doesn’t have a proper frame of reference for these sorts of things. But he’s learning;;,
#the google doc this was written on is so fucking chaotic💀#rip main tag girlies#psychonauts x reader#dr loboto x reader#caligosto loboto x reader#I’m always worried that I’ve completely misread the character and them in my head is completely ooc compared to canon💀#the sooo tall part is supposed to be read like how its said in i threw glass in my friends eye & now im on probation or whatevr its called#for your information.#also. born to give loboto she/her pronouns forced to use he/him#I believe in she/her loboto supremacy#I use a lot of different pronouns for her.. like to me she’d use like.. she/her they/them it/its & he/him.. in somewhat order of preference
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sasha as your bf!
SASHA x gn! reader | headcanons
a/n: this is so self indulgent. this is him with ME,,, and anyone who reads this i guess. literally went onto the 50th page of google searching for x reader fics for this man before realizing i have to be the trailblazer and write hella fics for him
❥ despite his immense knowledge on the human psyche, he would definitely be in denial of his feelings at first. he’s more reserved than most and always aims to have himself under control so he tried to suppress his emotions for you so he can keep everything in his brain orderly
❥ raz would so be the one to unpack it all. raz was just fucking around in his mind trying to create more censors and well.... lots of items with a connection to you appeared
"so,” raz trailed off as he laughed, “agent y/n?”
“let us never speak of this again,” sasha quickly replied, kicking the both of them out of his subconscious.
❥ after he accepted he has feelings, he would definitely be the one to ask you out. he wants to feel as in control of possible so he wanted to “control” when you found out about his emotions
❥ his love language (expressing) would so be quality time. you both have busy and kinda traumatic lives due to your career choices. being able to relax and just spend time with each other is his favorite. he would definitely postpone his experiments for you.
❥ showing him love (receiving love language) is acts of service. you have to be selfless in order to be a psychonaut so he just wants to feel taken care of too. if you help him organize his lab... he would mentally fold.
❥ he would remember the smallest details about you...to the point where you would forget information he knows. you couldn’t find your favorite flower because it was moved to a new area? he knows the precise measurements of that flower and will find it for you (cute in a ‘oh so you’re obsessed obsessed with me’ way)
❥ due to his nature, he sometimes says things in a blunt and harsh way without intending to. if he realizes, he would start to ramble on and on about how he didn’t mean it and apologize. please shut this man up before he overthinks
“yeah, okay.”
“oh, sorry I didn’t know you were busy Sasha!”
“wait. i am not busy. i did not know the best way to respond. i did not mean to make you feel like you were bothersome, i actually feel like you are quite the opposite. i am not opposed to your frequent visits as long as it does not impact your schedule and cause issues for you. i hope i-”
“sasha...i understand it is okay please don’t worry.”
❥ his eyes would gleam whenever you were near or when you were mentioned. he was extremely good at controlling himself and his emotions but eyes are the windows to the soul after all, and his soul always yearned for you
❥ would talk to you using telepathy (when milla said “Sasha says hi” in the second game i was sobbing... let me into that relationship PLEASE) even if there is nothing important to say. he likes the idea of being able to have private moments with you even if you are both busy/in public. he could not be able to hold back a smile if you telepathically told him that you missed him
❥ would sometimes get frustrated he couldn’t experiment on himself because he thinks his love for you is the most pure form of love known to the human psyche and his STEM brain needs to understand more
❥ you are the only person not allowed into his mind because he knows his emotions would go haywire with you around. he doesn’t ask to ever experiement/go into your mind out of respect since he doesn’t think it’s fair since he won’t let you in his
❥ the best boyfriend ever. this skrunkly man would stop at nothing just to make you happy
#sasha nein x reader#sasha nein#psychonauts#psychonauts x reader#boyfriend headcanons#x reader#fanfic#psychonauts fanfic#psychonauts fanfiction#psychonauts 2
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HII... looks at you gently..... could i request headcanons about sasha nein please 🥺 (romantic edition)
yeah yeah of course!! ty for the request ^^ romantic hcs for sasha coming right up :-] sorry if some of these aren't fully accurate lol, i made a lot of assumptions about his character but that's basically what headcanons are hehe.. these were so fun, i look forward to doing more of this kind of stuff in the future :D
🧠Romantic headcanons for Sasha Nein🚬
i imagine he would get flustered really easily, especially through physical touch. he probably isn't used to much physical affection, so once he gets it, it hits him harder than it would otherwise. it might take him a moment to process it, but once he does, it hits him like a truck. it would affect him a great deal, he'd think about those moments for a long time.
he would express his love through how he generally acts around you and doing things for you. i think he'd struggle with showing affection physically and with words, so he would do other subtle things to show that he loves you! maybe he puts something important on hold because he cares about you, or maybe he goes out of his way to remember tiny details about you, maybe he gives you something that reminds him of you! he would also help you do things that you might struggle with, whether it's a heavy amount of work or simply cleaning ur room :-] he wouldn't be judgemental at all either way, he'd be more than happy to help you.
he would have a much easier time opening up and being more vulnerable around you. he trusts you a lot! he isn't scared of showing his emotions around you :-] and on the other hand, if you opened up to him, he would do his best to help you and give you advice on whatever it is you need help with. he would be very patient and understanding with you, especially with his background knowledge on mental health!
there would be moments he'd ramble about what he likes about you. maybe he says something and worries if he came off as blunt or hurtful, so he'd try making up for it by complimenting you! then he would snowball into thoughtlessly talking about why and how he likes you and would get very embarrassed once he realizes what he's doing. oopsies !
he doesn't laugh or smile a whole lot, but when he's around you, it's hard for him not to. everything you say echoes in his mind and he can't help but smile or chuckle about it. he would cherish the moments that he spends with you, reminiscing over it and feeling so lucky that he gets to be with you.
quite a hopeless romantic! he's a sucker for traditionally romantic things, like dates at fancy restaurants, slow dancing to love songs, gifting bouquets and heart chocolate boxes, kissing the front of ur hand while holding it in his (what a gentleman), etc etc. he'd probably be pretty nervous or shy to initiate these though! if you were to invite him to go somewhere romantic or give him a particularly romantic gift, his heart would flutter with joy.
if he was feeling extra confident, he'd give pecks on your cheek and hold your hand :-] he'd get soo shy about it though and would try to act as casual as possible, but you'd be able to tell how flustered he is. he'd be blushing hard under his glasses and would be stumbling over his words.
if you're a psychic u bet he would telepathically talk to you, like all the time. he would give you little secret messages and send you comments that only You are allowed to hear. like whispering but to the max. he might poke fun at what's going on sometimes when he doesn't want anyone else to hear, too. i think he actually has a pretty good sense of humor and likes to joke around! he just has a deadpan delivery and others might not get his jokes at times. but yes he's silly and will be silly around you
overall he would deeply care about you and your well-being and would want the best for you. he would go out of his way to make life easier for you. he has so much love to share and to give 😁💚
#psychonauts x reader#sasha nein x reader#sasha nein#psychonauts#i love this guy hes great#f/o imagines#sasa aaawwww snasha awwwwwww
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hey!! i'm still super hyperfixated on psychonauts, so i'm taking some char.ai bot requests since there's like no bots of the characters on there :3
(my char.ai user is angelst4rs)
more info under the cut :3
CHARACTERS
- Sasha Nein (romantic + platonic)
- Milla Vodello (romantic + platonic)
- Morceau Oleander (romantic + platonic)
- Compton Boole (romantic + platonic) (i already have a cute romantic bot ready for him!!)
- Dr. Caligosto Loboto (romantic + platonic)
- Hollis Forsythe (romantic + platonic)
- Razputin Aquato (platonic ONLY)
- Lili Zanotto (platonic ONLY)
- Psi-Interns (platonic ONLY)
- Boyd Cooper (romantic + platonic)
- Fred Bonaparte (romantic + platonic)
- Gloria von Gouton (romantic + platonic)
- Edgar Teglee (romantic + platonic)
- Truman Zanotto (romantic + platonic)
(i might add more later on, but these are what i'm sticking with for now! also no, i won't write for gristol. i don't think i could even if i wanted to 😭)
RULES
- Don't send weird, problematic, or objectively bad scenarios!
- Please be respectful and patient :)
- I don't do any tropes like break-ups, toxic, abusive, etc.! I personally don't feel comfortable with that stuff, so please stray away from suggesting scenarios with those prompts
- Please try to send in English! I only speak English (and a tiny bit of French) so if it's in a language other than that, I will have trouble understanding ☹️
- If I hadn't made it clear already, I will NOT be making any romance bots for the child characters (obviously).
- Please be specific about what you want the scenario to be! I work better the more details i have :)
have fun y'all!!
#i'll mainly write for compton and loboto bc i love them lots <3#psychonauts#character ai#bot request#x reader#self ship#psychonauts x reader
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Hello!
You can call me fish, I am the one running this blog :3 The purpose: for fun! and to practice my writing skills!!
Requests; Open! (current request count: 2)
Heres the basis of what I can write for you:
Ship fanfic, x reader, & reader, headcannons, nd most likely other things if you just ask :)
I can try to do Slight NSFW, but it’s not my strongest suit. Also, if your request is in that vain please make sure the character(s) are of age, thank you!!
If I’m unable to do your request I will answer to your ask privately, if you think you’ve sent a request and it didn’t send through don’t be scared to send the request again! I will let you know if I got it in that case.
Fandoms I can write for below the cut :D
Fandoms
Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
Devil’s Candy
Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun
Psychonauts (whole series)
Mob Psycho 100
Hunter X Hunter
Bocchi The Rock
Amphibia
The Owl House
Mystic Messenger
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Homestuck
Thanks for stopping by and reading �� Hope you enjoy, and feel free to request!
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#x reader#fanfic request#fanfic#tbhk x reader#hxh x reader#rdr x reader#rdr2 x reader#toh x reader#homestuck x reader#ohshc x reader#mystic messenger x reader#mysme x reader#devils candy x reader#psychonauts x reader#oneshots#headcanons
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Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"
Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku
Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair
Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy
Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel
Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik
Alternative interpretation is equally funny — the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.
#Yandere#Yandere x Reader#Yandere x You#Yandere Imagines#Yandere Concept#Yandere BnHA#Yandere DuckTales#Yandere SpongeBob SquarePants#Yandere Good Omens#Yandere Owl House#Yandere Jurassic Park#Yandere Danganronpa#Yandere Bluey#Yandere MLP#Yandere PotC#Yandere Cars#Yandere Beetlejuice#Yandere Psychonauts#Yandere Monster#Yandere Zootopia#Yandere Looney Tunes#Yandere Mortal Kombat#Yandere Hotel Transylvania#Yandere Sonic the Hedgehog#Yandere Invader ZiM#Yandere Doctor Who#Yandere Mob Psycho 100#Yandere Villainous#Yandere Star Wars#Yandere Undertale
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Hello!
Hey, I'm Ryan! nice to see you here.
I'm new to this whole posting writing on tumblr thing, but I wanted to give it a go. I'll be posting one-shots, fanfictions, and [character] x readers about whatever my current interests may be. You'll probably be able to tell what said interest is by what I post!
Right now, current fandoms include [but are not limited to]:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Guardians of the Galaxy [but just nebula. specifically nebula.]
Psychonauts
Project Sekai
Bee and Puppycat
...and there's a lot more! These are the subjects with characters that are the easiest for me to write. I'm always open to requests with these fandoms!
About requests, you can always put them in at any time, though I will be unable to complete those with fandoms and characters I'm unfamiliar with. My apologies in advance! There's no harm in asking, though.
I'm open to NSFW requests but very selectively, which will be posted to my Ao3 instead of here. It all depends. I'm only comfortable with writing fem/nby x readers. My work is not for the male gaze!
I think that's everything. Do enjoy your stay here. I hope you can find something to enjoy :o)
#bapc#bee and puppycat#buffy the vampire slayer#btv#psychonauts#guardians of the galaxy#gotg#nebula#project sekai#prsk#pjsk#fanfic writer#x reader#writer
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Awsome last post but going off of that I can imagine Fred being all bashful thinking about y/n or trying to confess to them but Napoleon keeps poking fun at him and/or getting in the way. That’d be something cute to write about (wink wink nudge nudge)
Hello Fred nation 😼 o7
I was debating on bringing this up in my last post but I ended up not getting into it so I’m glad you said something!!
// swear content warning 😭
♟️First things first, NOTHING gets past Napoleon. He’ll know.
♟️He walks this fine line of being patronizing and being supportive regarding Fred’s feelings towards you. One foot in and one foot out the door yknow?
-> Like, Hooray my loser grandson is finally interested in someone.
-> However, He’s a fucking loser, meaning he’s not likely to make a move.💀
-> “You can’t even win a measly board game. What makes you think you can win their affections?” Type beat.
-> Listen. At the end of the day Napoleon wants Fred to succeed, he doesn’t want his bloodline to boil down to this utter loser. That’s why he’s so hard on him. He wants to toughen Fred up.
-> Of course, Napoleon will still tease and make fun of Fred, that’s how he is. He’ll never admit it, but it can be assumed that he wants the best for Fred, if not for Fred himself, then for the Bonaparte name.
♟️That being said, Napoleon will NOT leave Fred alone. He’s really insistent on Fred making some sort of advance.
-> Napoleon hitting him with the “BACK IN MY DAY—” then telling some story about how he had to fight the ladies off with a stick or smth. And Fred’s like “thats great grandpa🧍”
♟️Fred could be talking to you and Napoleon will say the most embarrassing things to Fred and he’s just trying to have a normal conversation.
-> You notice Fred is breaking out into a sweat, turning bright red, and stammering. Oh and if you ask if he’s alright? It makes it 10x worse.
♟️If Napoleon gets too antsy he might push (or shove) Fred in the direction he wants him to be in. Yknow perhaps make a few moves for him.
-> You’ll likely won’t realize what’s happening whenever this happens. It’s unlike both Fred and your impression of Napoleon. So you’ll just wear a confused and flustered smile and look at him. It just makes Fred more embarrassed. But before he can explain himself, you’re in on it, making subtle moves yourself, and bro fucking short circuits.
♟️The highest honor is Napoleon approving of you. There’s the “Yeah sure whatever” at least this bozo is interested in someone. Then there’s legitimate approval from him. Like? If you hit Fred with a French pet name? Ough Napoleon will be singing your praises, telling Fred that you’re a keeper and so forth.
Does a lil jig
#*sighs twirling my hair* god he’s such a fucking loser.. I need him.#fred bonaparte x reader#psychonauts x reader#POINTS#THATS MY SILLY GUY#!!!
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milla as your gf!
MILLA x gn! reader | headcanons
a/n: first request ! i love that it’s for psychonauts too <3
❥ milla is so in tune to her emotions, she will know as soon as her feelings start developing. like it’s kinda sudden and shocks everyone in her psyche cause the music will change into love songs
❥ she is naturally a flirt and a lot more extroverted than most other agents, making it so difficult for you to know if she is into you or not
❥ definitely talks to sasha about why you won’t get the hint
“i’m flirting with them, no?”
“milla, you flirt with everyone. even a skilled agent such as agent y/n would be unable to tell unless you make it more known.”
“oh.”
❥ would throw a party for you and then confess after inviting you to the dance floor (the party would turn into her coping mechanism if things went south)
❥ she would so want you to enter her subconcious so you can see how happy she is from you accepting her love
❥ love language (outgoing) is words of affirmation. she loves seeing the look on your face when you get flustered by her compliments. she also loves the idea of using her telepathy to soothe others, especially because of the incident. knowing you both can communicate without actually speaking soothes her so much. expect a random “pretty girl/pretty boy/my pretty” entering your mind at some point during the day
❥ she loves physical touch (receiving love language) so much. you don’t even have to take the lead with it ! let her take the lead and she will still be just as happy. she just needs to feel grounded and being physically connected to you helps with that. behind her bubbly persona is someone who is traumatized by the idea of being unable to help others. just let her feel held/hold you close so she knows you are there with her please. also! expect her to hold your hand and levitate with you over the beach. she absolutely loves walking towards the sunset with you two hand in hand.
❥ homegirl is the type to see a small trinket and get reminded of you :( <3 she doesn’t want to force her love onto you through, so she will ask you telepathically if you would want it
❥ all parties have off-limit areas, and for her? it a room only skilled levitators can even notice. inside the room are all the photos from dates you guys went on, as well as her favorite memories with you. she will not let anyone in there, not even you, because she gets embarrassed knowing she used her skills as a psychonaut to organize her mind in a way where you get your own spot (SHE IS SUCH A LUVRGIRL)
❥ she gets so protective of you during missions :( <3 she is still super professional ! but she will 100% make sure you are safe. you are perfectly capable and sasha will tell her this too (you three are the best trio ever) but she is so traumatized by not saving the orphanage that she has to make sure you are okay
❥ she is so cute and sweet to you <3 gf of the year
#lena’s requests#milla vodello#psychonauts x reader#psychonauts fanfiction#psychonauts fanfic#psychonaughts 2#milla vodello x reader#xreader#headcanons#x reader
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The Weaving Web of Memories
Memories can be our greatest treasure or the trickiest riddles to solve. Delve into the labyrinth of your mind as we ponder the reliability of your recollections. Can you trust your memories, or are they just fleeting fragments in the ever-shifting sands of time?
#psychology#psychonauts#mental health#psychologist#mentally exhausted#depression#anxiety#mental therapy#mental wellbeing#dottore x reader#sad quotes tumblr#tumblr pink aesthetic#sailor moon tumblr#artists on tumblr#tumblr artists#tumblrtextpost#tumble town#tumblrquotes#tumblr things
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Hi folks, so I currently have absolutely no hours at my job bc it’s a slow period and I’m one of the newbies so while I’m employed, my income is completely nonexistent… I’m not desperate for anything because I live with family, but if anybody has a few bucks to spare and wants some fic about pretty much anything…
(if it’s not on my do not write list, I’ll do it—I will literally write you an x reader about your most obscure blorbo or your OC romancing your ‘cringey’ favourite character and make it as high-quality as I possibly can!)
I will write for literally any fandom even if I don’t know it, because I’m pretty good at picking up characterization from descriptions people provide & my own research! The fandoms I DO know, though, if you would prefer I’ve consumed the media prior to writing a commission or need some inspiration, are under the cut because it turned into a super long list, oops.
If you aren’t interested in a commission, please consider reblogging :] it’s very appreciated!
Things I have watched/read/consumed in some form before: Star Wars, LOTR, Star Trek, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes (BBC + RDJ + original novels), Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Wings of Fire, Warrior Cats, Good Omens, various MCYT (DSMP + HC + SMPL + SMPE + Mianite + Life SMPs + Empires + Afterlife + more), The Stanley Parable, FNAF, Markiplier & Jacksepticeye Egos, Sanders Sides, Portal, HLVRAI, Psychonauts, Marvel (mostly CU but I’ve read some comics), Ghostbusters, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail, Team Fortress 2 & Emesis Blue, Dimension 20, Critical Role, Hades, Inscryption, Sonic the Hedgehog (mostly the movies but I have absorbed knowledge of the games), Undertale/Deltarune, Wizard101, Stardew Valley, IHNMAIMS, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Guardians of Ga’Hoole, Murdoch Mysteries, BATIM, Voltron, She-Ra, Maximum Ride, + more (if it’s related to something on this list but I didn’t list it, I probably have at least some knowledge of it, too)
Hi there! If you like reading fanfiction or original fiction about your (favourite) characters and have a few bucks to spare for a chronically ill writer, please read this entire post!
I’m Jupiter, I’m a disabled queer man on a break from school and currently without a job. Hopefully that’ll change soon, but in the meantime, I’ve decided to test the waters opening writing commissions!
These are not emergency commissions, but I would really appreciate this post being spread around anyway—just don’t feel pressured to!
It’s $1 CAD per 100 words (ex. $5 for 500, $10 for 1k…) and all payments are preferred be done through P*yPal. (I can negotiate if you don’t have P*yPal, though!)
I have 8+ years of experience writing and you can find examples of my work on Ao3. Please contact me on Discord (preferred: just send me a friend request @ roundtriptojupiter) or through Tumblr DMs on this blog (less ideal, please only if you can’t use Discord!).
Things that I will write: gen/SFW, fanfiction, OC fiction, AUs, crossovers, OC x canon, character x reader, characters from media I don’t know, characters from improvised roleplay (ex. MCRP, D&D), slash/romance*, poly relationships*, furries, gore, horror*, dead dove*, NSFW*, PWP*, kink*, unhealthy relationships*, and human x non-human relationships*
*as long as it does not conflict with anything on my ‘will not write’ list
Things that I will not write: real person fiction, incest, underage, adult/minor, bestiality, NSFW involving bodily fluids/excrement other than the expected + blood/spit/sweat/tears, pregnancy (the idea of it is fine, just no actual depictions), and anything involving bigotry
These lists are subject to change and I reserve the right to deny any commission for any reason. Payment will be required after discussing details but before I begin writing. There are no refunds.
Again, please reach out if you’re interested! And reblogs are incredibly helpful :]
By the way, if you’re going to message me about copyright law: I’m aware! I have a vested interest in the topic and have made multiple detailed presentations on fanwork and copyright law. A small independent creator doing individualized work for payment is unlikely to attract any legal trouble due to it not taking profits away from any legitimized businesses, as corporations do not do writing commissions. Thanks for your concern!
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Psychonauts Headcanon
Poly! Augustus and Donatella with long lost love being part of the Psychonauts
Not too long before you joined the Psychonauts, you were a part of the circus that Donatella and Augustus were present in before diverging into their own troupe.
You were Dona’s dance partner for routines, and Augustus’ training partner for various stunts.
You three were peas in a pod, always trailing after each other. If someone wanted to find one of you, all they had to do was look for one of the three.
You three had maintained a secretive relationship for several years, with swooping kisses and whispered loving affirmations being kept among yourselves.
There was little not shared between you, but there was one thing you had always kept secret.
Your psychic abilities.
There was so much you could share, but you always seemed to evade the topic, afraid of their assumptions and prejudice.
This led to you fleeing the circus with all your belongings and nothing but a note left in your stead, detailing that you had to leave in search of something, but would always love and remember them for the rest of time.
They were left wondering and heartbroken. Why on Earth would you leave so suddenly? With such vague explanation and without so much as a note and a few photos left behind?
With that in mind, it wasn’t very long after that you were found by the Psychonauts, and soon after hired. You were revered for your abilities and special concentration in telekinesis and aerokinesis.
The Psychonauts became your new family, while you tried your best to forget the aching past and the people you had to leave behind.
You never seemed to take interest in anybody after them though.
Many years later, with a new generation of Psychonauts up and coming, you were ‘second-in-command’ of the interns. You were known to be much more lenient and helpful with making sure the interns always took care of themselves.
(You totally make them cookies and bring bottles of water to classes. Out of class you are called ‘psycho-mom’ endearingly.)
This is especially seen when Raz came into the picture. You noticed the kid hadn’t been sleeping or eating often and made him and the interns a meal before making him go take a nap in the intern dorms.
You become one of his favorite Psychonauts alongside Sasha and Milla, who also both regard you as a friend and fellow agent.
You never seem to want to talk about your past however, and do not let others inside your mind for wellness checks.
You do however let Raz talk to you about how much he misses his family, the circus, and such. He seems so very similar to you. He reminds you of yourself.
(This is different from canon) Raz had been in the internship for a few weeks before his family found him at the Psychonauts.
You were not present at the time of their arrival due to errands that needed to be addressed off-base, but you were highlighted by Raz as one of the best adults present in the Psychonauts (and the one who was responsible for making sure he ate something besides junk food) to his parents.
This made them want to meet you, and thank you for caring for their son.
It was a few days after they settled into camp (and after the Maligula incident) when you returned, ecstatic that the interns had graduated, and overwhelmed with the happenings and changes that occurred while you were gone.
Raz came up to you after class, asking if he could bring his father into your study, as he wanted to thank this teacher he heard so much about. His mother was still dealing with the whole psychic thing.
You told him yes.
You did not expect to see one of your long lost partners to walk through the door the following day. He most certainly did not expect to see you.
(Raz was confused the entire time because you two just gawked upon seeing each other before embracing with a sort of familiarity he only saw between his parents.)
You let Raz go with a reminder to go see Lili, before being left alone to talk with Augustus about how you ended up here. You opened up to him that whole reason you left was because you were psychic the entire time, and did not want to know what would happen if they found out.
You were so surprised when Augustus explained he had found out he was psychic upon coming to find Raz.
He embraced you while you both cried out the pent-up emotions of the past one-and-a-half decades spent without each other.
He and you spent an hour just talking before you mutually agreed to bring you to see Donatella, although you were much more reluctant. (He assured you she would be just as happy to see you.)
She gasped upon sight of you, before running up and squeezing you in her arms, twirling you around in delight upon you finally being in her life again.
(Every single one of the kids was so confused. Like who is this? Why are their parents feverently kissing their cheeks?)
It doesn’t take very long to resume your relationship, but it does take time to establish new parts of your different lives together.
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(Okay, like usual, this is just a splurge of random thoughts that have been bouncing around in my mind, so this isn’t very edited as well. Hope you like it :))
#psychonauts#razputin aquato#donatella aquato#psychonauts headcanons#psychonauts x reader#psychonauts 2#augustus aquato
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Hey um, I’ve been thinking about this request for a while but I’ve been putting it off, since you have so many requests and wips, I didn’t want to add more to the pile but I just want to ask, can you add Psychonauts please???? There’s literally little to none x readers out there.
Yandere Caligosto Loboto (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)
Warnings: Mentions of Medical Horror, Psychiatric Institutionalization, Mentions of Violence, Toxic Mindsets.
A.N. - 🎵 "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid! It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted." 🎵
Platonic:
Every time he witnesses or learns of unkindness directed at his friend, Loboto offers to grab his surgical tools and go fishing in the culprit's brain tissue and mouth. It was his favourite and most prolific activity for a long time, and since he hates to see his friend in any distress not of his own making, the doctor hopes that it will bring them some of the relief it brought him. He will put away the scalpel and relent if his friend insists, although Loboto has next to no experience with nice words and pats on the back as an alternative.
In his youth as a criminal dentist, Loboto would give souvenirs from his procedures to his friend and ask whether they prefer a molar or a canine from his latest patient. The day he was admitted to Thorney Towers Home for the Disturbed was the day he began singing his friend's praises to everyone with functional ears. They were one of his few reasons to hope for life after the asylum, and he spoke of a grand reunion even as decades passed and it annoyed the staff.
He names one of the fish guards at Charlie Psycho Delta after his friend, engaging that fish in conversation more than he does the others and pretending it is his friend when the real thing is not available. Loboto projects his inner dissatisfaction onto his friend by making them the subject of fantasies that revolve around receiving the intimacy he longed for as a child, and the rest of the world is often absent in these fantasies. Raz and Sasha discover pieces of this when they look into his mind, only for Loboto to withhold all information.
Romantic:
Thanks to a selfish parenting style and an invasive surgery, Loboto was made into the farthest thing from a man of logic. He has vague ideas of right versus wrong, but these moral questions are forgotten once he is swept away by the chance to form a genuine and meaningful connection with someone. His methods of surprising his partner with unannounced visits because he worries they will say no if he asks and recounting his unethical experiments to show his skills draw many complaints from the Psychonauts, which he typically ignores unless advice is given.
Emotional warmth was a rarity in his household, leaving an unresolved craving for it that presents itself in the way Loboto is both startled and elated by any positive attention from his partner. He is not used to anyone treating him as anything but a disappointment or a kook in need of a cell and therefore retains a certain doubt for a while. If they are not immediately afraid of him once he tries to be friendly, Loboto grows attached and, having no frame of reference to recommend otherwise, throws all of his emotions and affection into the relationship at once.
Once his moral compass is returned, Loboto grapples with remorse for the first time and struggles through a period where he fears that his partner will recognise his villainy as he has and abandon him. This concern only furthers his gratitude for their presence and his desperation to secure their company and continued affection. If his attempts to interact are rejected, Loboto does not understand why even if the problem is that he makes off-colour jokes about removing someone's brain after a conversation between him and his partner is interrupted and any action perceived as a slight.
#Yandere#Yandere x You#Yandere x Reader#Yandere x Y/N#Yandere Imagines#Yandere Headcanons#Yandere Psychonauts#Yandere Caligosto Loboto#Psychonauts x Reader#Caligosto Loboto x Reader#Caligosto Loboto#Dr Caligosto Loboto#Dr. Caligosto Loboto#Dr Loboto#Dr. Loboto#Psychonauts Loboto#Psychonauts#Psychonauts 2#Psychonauts in the Rhombus of Ruin#Psychonauts Rhombus of Ruin#Rhombus of Ruin#Imagines#Gender Neutral Reader#Reader Insert#X Reader#Fanfiction#Yandere Writing
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Psychonauts x Reader: Boyd Cooper
🥛 Loves hugs, especially when you see him upset and give him a big ol’ hug!
🥛 He kinda holds your hand a lot for comfort when it comes to public spaces.
🥛 If you’re a psychic and decide to his mind, there would be a patch of loving messages and cute stuff with a picture of you with him in the house.
🥛 Loves it when you fall asleep on his lap or shoulder, it melts his heart.
🥛 Going back to the psychic idea, the neighbourhood would treat you more nice and sweetly (The G-man gives you a flower or little gifts before they leave, the scouts give you cookies in the shape of hearts, the den mother being more welcoming and open to you and the milkman would take a mild liking to you)
🥛 He’ll try to help you out with things if he can. He does try his best.
🥛 When you’re upset, he’ll go out of his way to try and cheer you up the best he can.
🥛 When you give him compliments, he’ll blush and give you some back!
🥛 Loves to snuggle up with you, especially when you’re feeling down.
🥛 He would definitely tell you about his friends, he’d definitely want you to meet his pals.
🥛 Overall, he’s a really swell guy to be around, even if he’s a bit nervous at times.
#psychonauts#psychonauts x reader#psychonauts imagines#psychonauts boyd cooper#boyd Cooper#psychonauts headcanons
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Lobobo simps come get y'all juice
#Dr loboto#caligosto loboto#dr caligosto loboto#psychonauts#Psychonauts 2#psychonauts loboto#y/n#X y/n#X reader#Loboto x reader#Loboto x y/n#self ship#self insert#Fanart
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For some reason I've become obsessed with psychonauts and word girl so how about some hc for dtb x fem reader who has psychic powers? She is technically a hero, but the thing is that she fights her battles quite differently than what he is used too. While most heroes fight psychically, she fights in the mental world and often saves people from themselves. just a thought
Can't say I know anything about psychonauts but I think I get the general premise you're going for. The concept of doing the whole hero thing in the mindscape is an interesting one given how the wordgirl villains seem to primarily wreak havoc on the physical side of things, even the ones with a focus on mental ability and intelligence.
To probably nobody's surprise at this point, I got carried away with this one again and ended up writing a ficlet as a point of reference for the headcanons. Hope that's cool with you, anon.
The fic is like, kind of heavy on the angst and maybe a little scary(?), but the headcanons after soften the blow with a happy ending, I promise.
Venn Diagram of the Minds
You don't exactly know what to expect from tapping into two connected brains at once. Would they think as separate entities in a shared headspace? Blend together as two halves of a whole? Was there any way to tell which thoughts belonged to whom? It was all new territory and you were positive it would be your most difficult opponent yet.
He doesn't notice when you sneak into his lair. He doesn't notice you creeping across the steel rafters above him. He doesn't notice how sleepy he is all of a sudden before he drifts off to sleep on his couch. Excellent. You're gonna need everything to run smoothly if you're going to make any progress with this one, even if this first mission is simply recon.
You try to ignore the pit in your stomach as you tap into his mind. You had a feeling this wasn't going to be pretty, but there was no turning back now. It was time. You closed your eyes, relaxed your body, and set your senses upon the two conjoined minds beneath you.
You swallowed your fear, and you allowed your own consciousness to dive in.
-xXx-
Bright, near blinding yellow is the first thing to enter your blurred vision. It almost hurts to look at. As the world around you becomes clearer and clearer, you start to make out your surroundings beyond just abstract colors, and you notice you're in a hallway, the floors and wallpaper mimicking the holed patterns of cheese.
Behind you, you hear the distant sound of high pitched squeaking and skittering footsteps. You look back, but the hallway seems to stretch on forever, the yellow walls reaching on and fading into darkness. Claw marks streaked across the cheese-print paper and the hardwood floors.
Yeah... You don't have time to unpack all that just yet.
You turn your gaze ahead once more and decide to press onward. The other end of the hallway was much brighter, albeit still dimly lit, but you could see the end of it so you thought it would make for a better first impression. Start with their best self, get to know the good qualities a little, then look at the bad with the context of the good in mind. Otherwise you might end up biased against them and that gets in the way when you're trying to help.
You reached the end of the hallway and came upon a doorway with no door. The hinges were still attached, broken and bent, and more claw marks were carved into the frame.
You try to ignore your own unease and press on, crossing the threshold and entering the room. The cheese-print walls remained consistent, but the furniture was more varied, and you were relieved to give your eyes a break, switching your gaze between the purple armchair, low walnut table and a couch in a tasteful shade of forest green. You had a feeling these walls were a very different shade, once upon a time. You drew closer to the low table, papers and a couple books messily strewn across it. Near the center was a book that drew your attention: "Superheroes and You: A Practical Guide by Prof. Steven Boxleitner." You remembered that name.
You never knew Dr. Two Brains before what happened to him, but the local hero tipped you off about the tragedy that made him turn to the life of a villain to begin with. It's why you were so interested in trying to fix things to begin with. You suppose you could be called bleeding-heart, but it's what you felt what right. Nobody deserves a fate like this.
While you paced through the room, examining anything that could give you hints about the mind you were dealing with, your thoughts were interrupted by a voice calling from another room.
"Squeaky, is that you?" the voice called. "I told you, little buddy, we're gonna get more cheese in the morning," a door opened, and out stepped- Dr. Two Brains? "Just wait a little- oh..." He stopped in his tracks when he saw you, and you were just as frozen. The first thing you noticed was his hair. It was much shorter and neater (though that was a low bar to clear), and instead of stark white, it was a much more plain shade of brown. The whites of his eyes were, well, white, instead of bloodshot pink, and his cheeks were noticeably lacking the whiskers he possessed in the material world. He stared at you, confused.
This was getting awkward.
He broke the silence before you. "Uh... hi... who are you and why are you here? It's supposed to be just me and Squeaky up here." His expression changed to panic. "Oh god, don't tell me he fused another brain to us without bothering to ask."
"No, no, nothing like that," you assured him. Well, that's worrying. "I'm just here to help, that's all."
His fear seemed to subside but his apprehension remained. "Help with what?"
"With, well..." you gestured around the room. "With all of this. You're in a bit of a unique predicament and I think I may be able to help you out of it. Let's be honest, do you really enjoy having a violent rat stuck to your brain?" you asked. His panic returned.
"Don't call him that, he's a mouse, and it's fine, I'm fine like this, I don't need help, I'm perfectly fine with having Squeaky around," he hurriedly denied.
You weren't buying it. "So the guy who literally wrote the book on heroism is totally fine with having his body taken over and used for crimes? You're totally cool with being constantly pressured into stealing cheese?" you pressed. "Do you even LIKE cheese enough to steal this much of it?"
You heard a hushed squeak from outside the room. And then another. And then three more. Squeaking and skittering and scratching on the walls from the other side, getting louder and louder. Steven looked terrified.
"Oh god, you made him angry," he choked out.
Before you could ask what was happening, you were almost suffocated by the onslaught of mice pouring into the room from the holes in the mock-cheese walls, screaming at the top of their lungs and circling you both. Steven tried to run, but a wave of rodents toppled him to the ground, swarming him. He screamed, muffled by the sea of fur and whiskers, drowned out by the endless cacophony of ear splitting, endless squeaking.
You looked down and sure enough, they were climbing your legs just the same. You kicked, trying to shake them off, clamoring to escape, to run back through the hallway and get as far away as you could, but you only made it a few steps before the tidal wave of mice knocked you to the ground as well.
A shriek cut through the barrage of noise at mind bending volume. It almost sounded like a pitched up roar. You craned your neck up to look down the hallway just in time to see a massive white mouse, bigger than a bear, charging directly at you, its sharped teeth the last thing you see before it all goes black.
-xXx-
Your eyes snap open and you gasp for air, your trance broken and tears threatening to fall. You try to calm yourself down, forcing yourself to take deep breaths, quieting yourself before you're heard.
Looking down, you don't think Dr. Two Brains is in a state to notice much.
He was curled in on himself on the couch, one arm tucking his legs close to him and the other holding the side of his head as a green energy swirled and crackled around his second brain like a thunderstorm. He was sobbing, shaking, pleading for it to stop.
"I'm sorry, Squeaky, I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking, I'm sorry!!"
He let out an agonized cry, and you felt a pang of guilt. You knew the mouse brain was violent, but you didn't realize just how low he could stoop or how easily offended he was, otherwise you would've gone in with a great deal more care not to anger him.
You wanted to comfort him, to ease his pain somehow, but you knew it wasn't your place, the mouse hated you already and your presence right now would only make it worse.
He let out a cry of agony. It was getting painful to watch.
A door opened, and his henchmen rushed out to the couch to see what was wrong. They took one look at their boss, then exchanged a glance and a nod. The shorter of the two rushed out of the room while taller one rushed to his boss's side, immediately pulling him into a hug, which the doc reciprocated, clinging to the larger man like his life depended on it while he rubbed a steady hand over his back in slow circles. The shorter one came back with a block of cheese, taking his place on the other side of Dr. Two Brains, gently tapping him on the shoulder and holding it out to him. He quickly snatched it up and started tearing through it, scarfing it down in record time. This seemed to calm the aura clouding his second brain, and by extension calm him, so you presumed Squeaky had been more or less appeased.
You didn't entirely feel right just leaving after somewhat causing this mess without an apology, but it would have to wait. What mattered was that for now, he would be alright, and you would have your chance to fix things later.
You spared one last glance back at them, huddled up on the couch. It was good to know he had people that cared about him even as the top villain in the city.
You couldn't help but notice the henchmen had clearly seen you and were all staring straight at you, though the henchmen seemed to be too preoccupied with comforting their boss to really do anything about your presence. You keep your eyes locked for a moment before turning back around, hopping out the window you came in from and making your escape.
Dr. Two Brains stared at the window, expression unreadable.
"Did you know her, boss? Did she do this to you?" the shorter henchman asked.
"No," he replied, voice flat and hoarse from crying. "I suppose she's the new hero in town. Maybe she's taken an interest in me, who knows..." He went silent for a moment. "This is going to be interesting..."
-xXx-
Bonus Headcanons because I feel bad leaving it on a sad note:
-After your first encounter, dtb is VERY guarded around you. Steven isn't really mad at you, but he's biding his time to see what you'll do next. If he actively seeks your help, who knows what Squeaky will do.
-He wants so desperately to be free, or at least to have better boundaries with his mouse brain, but he can't voice that.
-You may have inadvertently caused the jekyll and hyde split in him to resurface a bit. It sorta phased out for awhile after the two brains learned to live with each other and Steven just kind of accepted that they'd be doing crimes as long as he didn't have full control over himself, but now that his loyalty to Squeaky has been called into question again, well... they haven't quite been getting along quite so well.
-Your subsequent trips into his minds are much more well prepared. The mouse flood caught you by surprise the first time, but not again, especially now that you've honed your defenses to keep them blocked out and keep Steven protected. You've also learned that it's best to completely knock Squeaky out before attempting to say anything that might offend him.
-It's not easy for Steven to open up about what it's been like, trapped in his own body like this. He trusts that you want to help him, but it's a lot to unpack and he hasn't even really come to terms with it all himself.
-You teach him methods to keep himself safe and to keep some of his own thoughts private. He may not be psychic by nature but he's got a damn strong understanding of psychology and neurology, so learning to better control his own mind comes fairly naturally to him. It's not a perfect solution, and he'll never be able to fully resist the mouse brain as long as it's attached, but Steven is certainly fairing better than he was before. You just hope he stays that way until you can find a way to separate them. But it does bring you some hope that when you next drop into his mind, the doorway on his side has a door again, this time with a lock.
#wordgirl#dr. two brains#dr twobrains#i am the rat man#literally this was such a good excuse to detail how i think the experience of having two brains would work#like multiple personalities in one body is one thing but two formerly independent and fully functioning brains?#that cannot be an easy setup#especially considering Squeaky is Just The Worst#god i really fucked steven over here huh?#not me implying the henchies have a whole routine established to help dtb through panic attacks#genuinely the soft domesticity of the henchman and twobrains is EVERYTHING to me and i'm glad this show understands that#also like the environmental storytelling you can do in dreams/depictions of the mind. i love#i can't tell if i was being too obvious or too vague with the door thing#but basically it's like. the dichotomy of squeaky's side being cloaked in shadow so he retains privacy#but steven's door has been ripped off. showing squeaky doesn't care about his boundaries and is always watching#like genuinely i love that i thought of that soooooo much
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