#caligosto loboto x reader

[backpocketkazoo]

you want a pn request? alright then, write loboto x reader. yeah, that's right, dr caligosto loboto. let the readers smooch that tall fish-loving dentist

🧠Dr Loboto x Reader General Headcanons🦷

YESS BABYGIRL I LOVE A LOBOTO REQ IM OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKIGN FREAK (affectionate)

You get me so well anon 😋😋😼

Sorry if this shows up in the main tags 💔

Uh as always not rlly sure if yall wanted hcs or what.. so that's what i did.

These are domestic btw guys I say so

🧠LOBOTO IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU. LIKE. Yeah,, he’s crazy either way but. He’s obsessed with you. You make him so happy you don’t get it guys. You’re everything and he’s just ken /hj.

-> AGAIN HE IS OBSESSED WITH YOU!!:!:!

🦷 Whenever you’re gone he’s just :-(

-> He’ll start heavily sighing until someone finally asks what’s wrong and he’s like “I miss my partner </3”

-> Then whenever you come back he’s like a dog when it’s owner comes back from work. He’s so excited!!

-> You will walk into a room and he’ll gasp and make everyone aware of your presence.

🧠YOU’RE HIS WHOLE WORLD!! HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND HE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!! ((SASHA DOESNT CARE DUDE!!💀))

🦷 He is so clingy 😭

-> Loboto has a lingering fear that you’re gonna hate him for everything he’s done or that you’ll leave him. You have to verbally reassure him that that’s not true.

🧠 Love language is definitely physical touch. He is so SO touch starved.

-> Loves loves loves hugs. When you walk into the room he’ll pick you up, exclaiming how excited he is to see you, and pull you into a tight hug. He doesn’t care if it’s a room full of people. And honestly? He probably got tunnel vision when he saw you and completely forgot they were there.

🦷Additionally, he loves holding your hand. Tbh. He loves your touch in general.

-> He’s really gentle with you? It’s as if you’re fine china and he’s afraid you’re gonna break if he’s not careful.

-> He’s weirdly domestic with you and it confuses everyone. “This the same man that stole everyone’s brains🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️”

🧠 Hehe.. he’s just sooooo tall so yknow you’ll tug him down by his apron so he’s at your level right? And just give him a big ol kiss.

-> My guy short circuits. Literally intoxicated. He has those cartoony hearts floating around him.

🦷 Loboto MAY be a little bit overbearing at times but he’s trying his best. He doesn’t have a history of healthy relationships with people so it’s all kind of new to him. He doesn’t have a proper frame of reference for these sorts of things. But he’s learning;;,

[yandere-toons]

Hey um, I’ve been thinking about this request for a while but I’ve been putting it off, since you have so many requests and wips, I didn’t want to add more to the pile but I just want to ask, can you add Psychonauts please???? There’s literally little to none x readers out there.

Yandere Caligosto Loboto (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)

Warnings: Mentions of Medical Horror, Psychiatric Institutionalization, Mentions of Violence, Toxic Mindsets.

A.N. - 🎵 "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid! It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted." 🎵

Platonic:

Every time he witnesses or learns of unkindness directed at his friend, Loboto offers to grab his surgical tools and go fishing in the culprit's brain tissue and mouth. It was his favourite and most prolific activity for a long time, and since he hates to see his friend in any distress not of his own making, the doctor hopes that it will bring them some of the relief it brought him. He will put away the scalpel and relent if his friend insists, although Loboto has next to no experience with nice words and pats on the back as an alternative.

In his youth as a criminal dentist, Loboto would give souvenirs from his procedures to his friend and ask whether they prefer a molar or a canine from his latest patient. The day he was admitted to Thorney Towers Home for the Disturbed was the day he began singing his friend's praises to everyone with functional ears. They were one of his few reasons to hope for life after the asylum, and he spoke of a grand reunion even as decades passed and it annoyed the staff.

He names one of the fish guards at Charlie Psycho Delta after his friend, engaging that fish in conversation more than he does the others and pretending it is his friend when the real thing is not available. Loboto projects his inner dissatisfaction onto his friend by making them the subject of fantasies that revolve around receiving the intimacy he longed for as a child, and the rest of the world is often absent in these fantasies. Raz and Sasha discover pieces of this when they look into his mind, only for Loboto to withhold all information.

Romantic:

Thanks to a selfish parenting style and an invasive surgery, Loboto was made into the farthest thing from a man of logic. He has vague ideas of right versus wrong, but these moral questions are forgotten once he is swept away by the chance to form a genuine and meaningful connection with someone. His methods of surprising his partner with unannounced visits because he worries they will say no if he asks and recounting his unethical experiments to show his skills draw many complaints from the Psychonauts, which he typically ignores unless advice is given.

Emotional warmth was a rarity in his household, leaving an unresolved craving for it that presents itself in the way Loboto is both startled and elated by any positive attention from his partner. He is not used to anyone treating him as anything but a disappointment or a kook in need of a cell and therefore retains a certain doubt for a while. If they are not immediately afraid of him once he tries to be friendly, Loboto grows attached and, having no frame of reference to recommend otherwise, throws all of his emotions and affection into the relationship at once.

Once his moral compass is returned, Loboto grapples with remorse for the first time and struggles through a period where he fears that his partner will recognise his villainy as he has and abandon him. This concern only furthers his gratitude for their presence and his desperation to secure their company and continued affection. If his attempts to interact are rejected, Loboto does not understand why even if the problem is that he makes off-colour jokes about removing someone's brain after a conversation between him and his partner is interrupted and any action perceived as a slight.

[devilhazze]

Lobobo simps come get y'all juice

[devilhazze]

Thanks to a friend of mine, I now am going to write a Loboto x Reader and make it everyone's problem.

You know who you are.

[devilhazze]

Finding out that pretty much the only Loboto x Readers that exist are smut gave me incomprehensible whiplash.