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Wtf more of this.

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Swiss ghoul

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Snake and spider stew! (They don’t know how to cook)

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This might be tmi but I blame watching Ruby Gloom as a kid for my taste in men

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Frank and Len with an s/o

(Frank and Len are aged up to an appropriate age/late teens.)

Okay, these boys are gonna be a lot to handle.

They get up to shenanigans on the daily, but it amps up double-time whenever you’re around.

They’re always trying to impress you, but can never seem to get on the same page.

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Affection is something they both love to share with you.

Frank loves to kiss you on the cheek, but Len prefers a gentle headbutt straight to the noggin.

Kisses to the lips are an absolute go, but they tend to get jealous of the other receiving them and complain until you give them both a kiss.

They love to have the occasional lazy day with you, just cuddling on their bed while listening to some soft rock.

Headlocks are, unfortunately, not out of the equation :(. You will get kisses after though :0!

(When those days happen, they like to just sorta,, stare down at you. You laying down on their chest just makes them both kinda. . . soft.)

Continuing on, they love to play fight with you. They will grab both your hands and attempt to topple you over for more cuddles.

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Prefers to have dates inside, usually at the manor.

If you borrow the kitchen to bake, they will totally sneak the frosting spoon when you’re not looking. (PLEASE unplug the handheld mixer when you’re not using it. Len WILL get his tongue stuck.)

Frank totally smear a smidge on your cheek just to kiss it off and make you fluster.

You will have to run from the kisses after this.

They also like movie nights, especially with a lot of music and snacks.

Likes to lay on top of you so you can kiss their heads more easily.

(Len may get grumpy that he can’t hug you back easily because they’re watching the movie. Frank has to hold him back from flipping them over.)

Another favorite date is when you they serenade you with their sick riffs.

These dates can last hours because of your encouragement.

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Finishing, they can get overstimulated by the other’s antics pretty often, but you’ve helped to find a nice balance and stress relief when life gets too much.

(This includes burying their faces into you to hide from the world for bit while you stroke their hair :)).

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Ruby Gloom Characters w/ s/o Who Has a Tail

(All characters are aged up to late teens)

RUBY

Adores the way your tail wags when she’s near.

Sews holes in new clothes for your tail (helps with finding clothes in your style a lot.)

Likes to tie a black and red bow on it.

SKULLBOY

Loves the fluidity of it.

Tries to see how much it can hold at once.

(It has, unfortunately, gotten tangled with his bones before, namely while cuddling.)

Absolutely draws it in his free time.

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MISERY

She likes the way it curls as well.

Tiny, tiny smile when it curls around her hand.

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IRIS

Also loves the wagging, especially when you’re happy or excited.

TOTALLY TRIES TO TICKLE IT.

Or gently tug it to grab your attention.

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LEN AND FRANK

Also love the wagging, but they definitely tease you the most about it out of everyone.

But they have the most reddest, strawberry-esque faces when it curls around them.

Especially when you hug them and it curls around a leg or an arm.

~FIN~

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*Theme song plays rapidly* 🌚🌝

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Ruby Gloom Headcanon #1

Frank and Len w/ their crush

(Okay, in this, they are aged up to approximately 18).

Frank and Len totally blush whenever you’re around them, but Frank tends to fix his hair as Len fiddles with his fingers.

They also have a shared habit of tapping their feet to a beat, but it can bounce one side of them too much and the other can get annoyed.

This has resulted in a few brother-to-brother fights.

They love to show off their musical prowess whenever you’re in the room as well.

Both get flustered when you applaud or compliment them (or their taste).

Len will flap his hand and giggle sometimes.

Fair warning, They do like to tease though.

A lot.

Frank will wink and Len will (or at least try to) flirt with you.

Their favorite way to fluster you is to take both their hands, and gently hold your face.

They think the stutter that follows is cute.

There are many ways to fluster them though.

They both get a little shaky when you hug them, or smooch them on the cheek before sprinting away. (Always gets them to chase though.)

Holding either’s hand will make the other jealous, so you better have two free hands.

You once fell asleep on them while hanging out, and they have never been more still in their lives.

They have the best sleep of their lives if you cuddle them as well. Len loves when you run your hand through his hair and Frank gets knocked out when you stroke his face or hold his hand.

They adore when you fall asleep on their chest while you all listen to soft rock.

(They couldn’t wake you up, even when Iris and Ruby took blackmail photos to use against them.)

They have unfortunately tickled you :(. It’s mostly to hear you laugh and squeak though.

Love, love, love, love, LOVE to hear you laugh and giggle. Especially when they’re the reason why. Just makes their hearts skip a beat.

And when they’ve finally confessed, they’re really glad they’re able to kiss your cheeks at the same time with little effort.

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I can’t believe Frank and Len are fucking D E A D

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Fluffy grunt has gotten a hold of a slice of salami and decided it's worth fighting to keep

I got this idea from Twitter video

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Psychonauts Headcanon

Poly! Augustus and Donatella with long lost love being part of the Psychonauts

Not too long before you joined the Psychonauts, you were a part of the circus that Donatella and Augustus were present in before diverging into their own troupe.

You were Dona’s dance partner for routines, and Augustus’ training partner for various stunts.

You three were peas in a pod, always trailing after each other. If someone wanted to find one of you, all they had to do was look for one of the three.

You three had maintained a secretive relationship for several years, with swooping kisses and whispered loving affirmations being kept among yourselves.

There was little not shared between you, but there was one thing you had always kept secret.

Your psychic abilities.

There was so much you could share, but you always seemed to evade the topic, afraid of their assumptions and prejudice.

This led to you fleeing the circus with all your belongings and nothing but a note left in your stead, detailing that you had to leave in search of something, but would always love and remember them for the rest of time.

They were left wondering and heartbroken. Why on Earth would you leave so suddenly? With such vague explanation and without so much as a note and a few photos left behind?

With that in mind, it wasn’t very long after that you were found by the Psychonauts, and soon after hired. You were revered for your abilities and special concentration in telekinesis and aerokinesis.

The Psychonauts became your new family, while you tried your best to forget the aching past and the people you had to leave behind.

You never seemed to take interest in anybody after them though.

Many years later, with a new generation of Psychonauts up and coming, you were ‘second-in-command’ of the interns. You were known to be much more lenient and helpful with making sure the interns always took care of themselves.

(You totally make them cookies and bring bottles of water to classes. Out of class you are called ‘psycho-mom’ endearingly.)

This is especially seen when Raz came into the picture. You noticed the kid hadn’t been sleeping or eating often and made him and the interns a meal before making him go take a nap in the intern dorms.

You become one of his favorite Psychonauts alongside Sasha and Milla, who also both regard you as a friend and fellow agent.

You never seem to want to talk about your past however, and do not let others inside your mind for wellness checks.

You do however let Raz talk to you about how much he misses his family, the circus, and such. He seems so very similar to you. He reminds you of yourself.

(This is different from canon) Raz had been in the internship for a few weeks before his family found him at the Psychonauts.

You were not present at the time of their arrival due to errands that needed to be addressed off-base, but you were highlighted by Raz as one of the best adults present in the Psychonauts (and the one who was responsible for making sure he ate something besides junk food) to his parents.

This made them want to meet you, and thank you for caring for their son.

It was a few days after they settled into camp (and after the Maligula incident) when you returned, ecstatic that the interns had graduated, and overwhelmed with the happenings and changes that occurred while you were gone.

Raz came up to you after class, asking if he could bring his father into your study, as he wanted to thank this teacher he heard so much about. His mother was still dealing with the whole psychic thing.

You told him yes.

You did not expect to see one of your long lost partners to walk through the door the following day. He most certainly did not expect to see you.

(Raz was confused the entire time because you two just gawked upon seeing each other before embracing with a sort of familiarity he only saw between his parents.)

You let Raz go with a reminder to go see Lili, before being left alone to talk with Augustus about how you ended up here. You opened up to him that whole reason you left was because you were psychic the entire time, and did not want to know what would happen if they found out.

You were so surprised when Augustus explained he had found out he was psychic upon coming to find Raz.

He embraced you while you both cried out the pent-up emotions of the past one-and-a-half decades spent without each other.

He and you spent an hour just talking before you mutually agreed to bring you to see Donatella, although you were much more reluctant. (He assured you she would be just as happy to see you.)

She gasped upon sight of you, before running up and squeezing you in her arms, twirling you around in delight upon you finally being in her life again.

(Every single one of the kids was so confused. Like who is this? Why are their parents feverently kissing their cheeks?)

It doesn’t take very long to resume your relationship, but it does take time to establish new parts of your different lives together.

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(Okay, like usual, this is just a splurge of random thoughts that have been bouncing around in my mind, so this isn’t very edited as well. Hope you like it :))

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Im looking at Scott campbells's lil psychonauts comics and im losing it at these two panels specifically

Sasha: corn is corn

Coach: what if i attacked you

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Various Psychonauts Characters reacting to crush with Wings.

(In this, reader is of equal age with corresponding character.)

Sasha

Secretly gushes over you.

Has most definitely asked to examine your wings more up close (take that as you will ;))

Gets flushed when they puff around him.

Loves the soft feathers, but asks you for permission to touch them first, always.

Interested in the scientific aspect of it.

Milla

Loves the softness.

Also encourages the maintenance for them to be regulatory.

When she’s having bad days, she loves when you shut each other both off from the world with you wrapping your wings around the both of them.

Calls you ‘Birdie’.

Raz

Thinks your wings are really cool, but a bit intrusive with all the questions.

Also asks to touch them, and is very gentle whilst doing so.

Wonders what cool tricks you can do, especially with the help of wings.

Gets flustered when you hug him tight with your wings wrapped around you both, but loves it so much.

Lili

A bit rough on the wings, but loves them as part of you nonetheless.

She has TOTALLY singed a feather or two from the excitement of touching them.

Tries to play off her intrigue as curiosity.

Dion

Freaked the FUCK out upon sight of you (internally).

Did not know how to act at first, but when observing for a bit from a far, he gets more comfortable with the idea of you.

His flirting when he finally approaches would be like ‘The Psychonauts got angels too;)???’

Raz totally gets annoyed at his stupid flirting, as you’re one of the few people who are very nice to him, and his brother is acting like an idiot.

He would be very gentle in general, as he’s a bit afraid of both the wings, and hurting you (as you’re attached to said wings).

Frazie

Initially hesitant about you.

First psychics, and now a gorgeous person with wings who’s also psychic???

Oh.

Oh no.

She has a crush.

Okay, but she totally gets close to you pretty quick after the whole psychics and wings thing, as you’re nice, and a pretty cool person.

You’re nice to be around, as you let her touch your wings in exchange for her to show off her stretching routines and tricks.

She adores wing hugs.

She definitely thinks about kissing your cheek a lot at night.

Gisu

You’re sick.

Absolutely makes this one bonkers for you.

Loves, loves, loves when you fly around with her while skateboarding.

Also likes to tease you to see the feathers puff up.

Loves touching your wings as well, as she loves to explore the scientific aspect of it as well. Totally a dork for the softness as well though.

Gets really flustered by the wing hugs, to the point of stuttering and fumbling with her scarf.

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(Okay, that’s it for now. Another little spacing of the mind, so sorry if it’s a little jumbled. Enjoy :))

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Psychonauts x Reader headcanon

Frazie and Dion having a crush on Goth Psychic Reader

Frazie

In all honesty, Frazie was spooked a bit upon first sight of you,

After that though there was totally a blush.

You were originally flying around with Gisu, exercising your levitation and such, when the Aquatos were visiting Raz again.

You did a sort of kick flip around Gisu, but failed to notice that you were being watched from below, before high-fiving Gisu and high-tailing it to the Cafeteria/Living headquarters that Lizzie and Norma were relaxing at. Mirtala spotted you, clapping and laughing at your theatrics, which brought the family’s attention to you doing a slight bow and salute to her before racing off.

You did stick out like a sore thumb, but it was much less easy to spot someone doing psychic kick-flips in the air, making you a favorite sight once Frazie caught a glance.

She definitely tried to play off the interest she had in you, later asking Raz who in the hell the flying goth was.

He most definitely knew she liked you.

And proceeded to tease her for several minutes.

But he eventually gave in and told her about you, the cool psychic that always dresses in dark colors and has an eye for tricks (and who was also nice to him a majority of the time).

A few days later he introduced you two by bringing her and Dion to meet the other interns, where you all were residing next to the campfire to practice marshmallow roasting via telekinesis.

Things were going decent, tensions a bit strained, but you offering Frazie a s’more you made yourself settled you two into conversation rather nicely.

You’re actually not that bad!

You’re aware that you come off a little intimidating, but you offer to show her around the area as a way to get to their temporary home better, in exchange for her to show you some of her sick balancing routines.

She instantly takes said offer, and you guys hang out for the rest of the night, even walking her home with the others.

You greet the entire family, even complimenting Mirtala’s hair and Queepie’s cape, before giving her a wave and trotting off with Raz in tow.

The entire family notices her stare longer a bit longer than regular, and her father instantly ruffles her hair and gives her a wink, making her scramble and stutter out that she just liked her new friend.

She did not sleep that night, far too busy thinking about you.

Dion

This boy most definitely gawked upon seeing you.

He was dragged by Frazie to go see Raz, who happened to be hanging with you and a couple other interns at the time in one of the the intern ‘living rooms’.

He hated every single second of it, but tried his hardest to just exist in the same room as Raz to support him (especially after he realized what some of the words he said to him really did to him).

He most certainly did not expect to lay his eyes on one the most gorgeous people he’d ever seen, decked in a dark get-up while creating little dancing dogs out of water.

He gaped at that, to the point where Raz had to nudge him to kick him out of stupor-land.

You turned at the yelp he made, before giving a wave and introducing yourself and asking Raz who they both were.

Raz was about to say they were his brother and sister, before Dion smoothed his hair and opened his mouth to talk, but Frazie bumped him out of the way and interrupted her brother before his embarrassing speech could exit his mouth.

He may or may not have pouted the entire time you two talked, but eventually wormed his way into the conversation.

You were much more inviting than you looked, asking him about how he liked the campground so far and how he was settling in. You even invited him for s’mores with the interns later that night (you also invited Frazie but that’s besides the point).

You eventually had to leave to do some chores, but waved to him with the sentiment of being excited to see him later ingrained in his brain.

Frazie totally ratted his crush out to their dad and Nona, who respectively patted his back and pinched his cheek with a coo a ‘how fast he’s growing up’.

He hasn’t much the heart to care, too busy thinking about the ways to impress you at the night’s campfire. 

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(I am pretty rusty in my fanfiction writing, but I hope you liked this :). I have not edited this much, so sorry for any grammatical errors, as this was for fun and more of an outlet to get my thoughts out).

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Okay, to start off everything, I’m currently writing for:

-Nothing at the moment …

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(All characters are aged up to an appropriate age.)

I do not currently take requests/suggestions.

Enjoy!