#Propane and Propane Accessories

[scavengedluxury]

I’ll tell you what, this dang ol’ beer is is 270 times more compact in its liquid form than as a gas, and it’ll widen the narrowest urethra.

[79zz]

Cursed

A Hank Hill, Byakuya Togami fusion. The ultimate affluent progeny of propane and propane accessories. This came to me in a fever dream once, let it burn your eyes.

[muffinlordsworld]

Getting in the last grill days this fall before winter freezes over

[anarchic-miscellany]

Terrible Screenplay Ideas: King of the Shadows (A.K.A What We Do in the Hill)

Hank Hill and his wife, Peggy, go to an ordinary bar in Tuscon Arizonia. Peggy: "Hank, just pick a place and go in! These sidewalks are too urbanised for my liking." Hank: "It's never been the same since they elected Clinton... This will do nicely! 'Regular Human Bar', huh, and I thought they'd be too gentrified in here." *they enter. A regular, human bartender named Jackie Daytona greets them* Jackie Daytona: "Greetings, patricians and patrons! I am Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender!" *they take a seat* Peggy: "Well I'll be buttered! I told you this place was all fancy-like!" Hank: "I just want a beer, a normal, ordinary beer. Can you do that? Jackie Daytona: "Human beer for ordinary humans, regular tipples? Cer-tee-ainlee!" Hank: "See Peg, this city is full of surprises! I like you sir, you know just what ordinary folks need!" Jackie Daytona: "Perfect!" Peggy: "And this stool has 4 legs! How fancy!" Jackie Daytona: "So what is it you do for commerce, stranger?" Hank: "I seel propane and propane accessories." Jackie Daytona: "Fascinating! What, pray tell, do you do with this?" Hank: "Why, propane is versatile, robust, and effecient at heating your home! And the long term savings are-" Jackie Daytona: "Say no more my good fellow, I shall purchase multitudes!" Hank: "I- well okay!" Peggy: "Hank! You're letting your strive to provide for the family surpass your base propane instincts! This man could use that propane for anything! Take some pride in your work!" Hank: "You're right Peg, what was I thinking?! Sir: what would you be using this much propane FOR?" Jackie Daytona: "... whatever you would use it for, prop-pay-nyeh things." Hank: "You know, it's difficult to meet honest, good working folks, Mr Daytona! You have a deal!" Peggy: "Daytona... is that Spanish...?" Cut to the House: Nadja: "LAZLO! Why are there bottles of shit everywhere?!" Lazlo: "They're called pro-peen! And I bought it from a Texan!" Nadja: "It's blocking my hallway!" Lazlo: "I shall move it for you in but 3 shakes of a whore's nostril, my daaaaaahling! Gimbo! Move this shit!" Colin Robinson: You know, propane was actually invented in..."

[maxiemartmanager]

Taste the meat not the heat.

[sixbucks]

[letthew00kiewin]

.... Remember that time Peggy almost poisoned the entire town by printing a Mustard Gas recipe?.... Wondering if that was an accident

[enigmaticspy]

That's my purse!

[mellifluousoctopus]

Guys I just got an ad on YouTube for propane So America core

[incorrectamazon]

Propane Griddle Set

That's not propane.

[thatswhatsidhesaid]

Hank’s hometown of Arlen is based on Arlington, TX which is definitely not a blue collar suburb. So the guy is double wrong.

[z34l0t]

"When the stove or oven clicks on, it starts by spilling out pure natural gas (which is really just methane, the world’s second-most problematic greenhouse gas). Once the burner is on, there are other pollutants accumulating in your kitchen, too, including carbon monoxide and formaldehyde. The biggest concern is nitrogen dioxide, which causes cardiovascular problems and respiratory disease; it can make people, especially children, more likely to develop asthma. The pollutant can cause inflammation of the airways, coughing and wheezing, increased asthma attacks in everyone, and at dangerously high levels (over 200 parts per billion) the EPA warns everyone to limit their exposure. At these levels, children, older adults, and people with lung disease should avoid any exposure."

"Nitrogen oxides are a byproduct of burning methane, so the gas stove or oven is working exactlyas it’s meant to when producing this pollutant. Outside, the EPA would consider the level of NO2 produced by the stove illegal. Inside, though, there is no regulation."

[...]

"The natural gas industry has a strong incentive to ensure there is never any CPSC regulation. Not because cooking itself is a particularly big profit margin for the industry; its real profit centers are gas furnaces and water heaters, which do face regulations to vent outside, contributing less to bad indoor air quality and more to outdoor pollution. Instead, they want to ensure Americans continue their emotional attachment to the stove, which keeps them hooked on gas."

[...]

"The gas industry has popped up in every one of these fights, disputing the science on gas stoves and launching elaborate PR campaigns to stop activists from gaining ground. The gas industry has hired social media influencers to extoll the virtues of gas cooking in key battlegrounds, and hired a firm where an employee posed as a concerned neighbor on Nextdoor to start a local protest over electrification."

[godshideouscreation]

[ask-hank]

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...

@ask-vaggie

Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.

[clover-midori]

uh ok so here’s what I got sorry if you can count the pixels also to clarify again, bud-paani is a BROTP and therefore is PLATONIC, as shown here.

I made an octonaut ship chat! :)

Its main purpose is more for showing viewers what shipart to expect from you more of just ship wars.

Y’all better not fight over ships- like we all know the best ship is gup e and gup b/j

Also quick side note on my art. I’m very open to other ships. And even tho I post a lot of shipart on my end I’m not like a very hard core shipper you know- I mean like I still ship it but like I never go out of my way to look for any remaining content of it- yeah B)

Edit: GUYS I FORGOT BUD ISN'T AN ADULT- its because i keep hearing from someone that they headcanon bud as over 18+ and it slipped through my brain- just like ignore the replacement

[elbiotipo]

I think Hank Hill would be so happy under communism. He would go to all union meetings and be proud his work is being recognized. He would be like "I'm glad the party is paying proper attention to the propane and propane accessories industry I tell you what"