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I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.

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basically my most perverted and depraved fantasy is people coming over to my house and i cook a nice dinner while shootin the shit and playing some of my favourite music for them and they really like my music taste and we watch movies on the couch together snuggle moded

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Folly in La Garenne Lemot, France.

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Hey so fun new scam just dropped! I got a call earlier today from someone spoofing the local police department's desk number, asking me if there was a reason I'd missed my jury summons this morning.

Friends, I had not received a jury summons for this month. Which I told him, at which point his previously clear diction suddenly turned into a rapid mumble, only becoming clear for scary words like 'federal' and then asking to confirm my address, at which point I hung up and decided to call the police department later.

When I called the police department the desk officer sounded so tired y'all. All I had to say was "Hey I got a call earlier saying I missed jury duty this morning?" and she immediately sighed and told me that yes it was a scam that was going around and thanked me for calling to confirm.

So this is your periodic reminder that law enforcement agencies will not call you to tell you that you're in trouble. If you need to pay a fine of some sort they will mail you a physical invoice. Anyone calling you saying they're from the police or any other law enforcement organization (up to the CIA and yes I have heard of scammers attempting to impersonate CIA agents over the phone) who then tries to get financial information from you over the phone is a scammer.

I know I actually bang on about this a weird amount, but it is my fervent hope that the information will stick in peoples' brains if they get randomly selected for the adrenaline spike lottery. Scammers use scary words to get you to panic in order to shut down your critical thinking, and if even one person's brain spits out "Tumblr user waterhobbit said the cops/CIA/federal marshalls don't call about this shit" before their bank account routing number is in the hands of assholes I will consider it a job well done.

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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

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HALLOWEEN MARATHON 2024 ↳ day 28 🎃 THEY LIVE (1988) | dir. john carpenter

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DO IT FOR HER

(her being you )

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My birthday is next month on December 10th!!!

My birthday is typically a gloomy/depressing time for me. But I put up a crowdfunding goal on Throne, that I’m hoping to reach in time!! This would make me so damn happy!!!! 🥺🥺

Any planty gifts would be super appreciated as well!!!! I would absolutely love to get this goal covered so I can treat myself to happy things on my birthday!

Please share this post so others can see it too 🥺

Throne is accepted in 89 countries, so it’s a great alternative for those of you who don’t have access to cashapp!

I will also have a credit bill due ON the day of my birthday, so I’m hoping I won’t have to stress on that too much. :/

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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

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cottagecore dream

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CORALINE 2009 ― Dir. Henry Selick

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i’m a private person so if i open up with you, damn i trust you

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i will “you okay?” your ass to death especially if i care about you

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Happy Holidays ❤️🤍

I have a new video in this set available now 👀

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Normalise having a threatening aura but really just being an absolute sweetheart