#Professor Whick

[ratedfleur]

i'm happy that u saw it. anyways, here the two ideas that I sent (which didn't reach u ☹️ fuck u tumblr)

GP! Reader and Bully! Karina

- reader is a scholar on a prestigious in whick Karina’s family owns. And Karina having the influence and power, she always plays on rhe weak which are the scholar. She decided to make Reader her new victim, but little did she know, something will happen that will make the tables turn

GP! Reader x Model! Wonyoung

- Reader is a CEO of a well-known brand and Wonyoung has been dying to be one of the models to endorse it. And Reader saw this opportunity to make a deal in which Wonyoung can't decline

THERE YOU GO! I was having this huge stress bcs of school (ph edu system sucks) and ideas of my ults like this would come to my mind. I knew I had to send it to you since you're really great in writing and you are able to get the idea easily. I was occasionally checking tumblr for ur updates and I was really worried, hopefully, this ideas would reach you 🙏

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i'm super into the first idea like ... scholar!y/n and bully!karina just makes so much sense ?! i just see it happen so smoothly once you step foot into the university, you would've caught karina's attention when she saw you in the office as she was getting off the hook of the head mistress– her mother.

seeing that there was a new goody two shoes in town, karina made sure that you would be in every step of the way that she walked. karina always liked to corner you whenever you were sent on errands by the professors– the teaching personel always liked to send you on their errands because you were quick on your feet.

while you were sent on errands, karina always made sure to give you a little something or an obstacle of some sorts. minjeong, aeri, and yizhuo were always there when you ran your errands, their sick smile would be on their faces as they bothered you as you went to wherever the professor sent you. ever since you arrived, your new found friends warned you of a certain group in the university grounds that you should avoid at all times; karina, minjeong, aeri, and yizhuo. but you couldn't avoid them with how often they would follow you around, even after school hours.

it took a month before karina became the one who always tormented you around campus– yes, around campus. she would follow you around as if she was your little minion but she'd make snarky remarks from behind you, teasing you about your dirty hello kitty backpack, pulling on your cutesy ponytail that you decorated with a bow, and even in the lunch room where she'd always trip you over, making you land on your food tray on the ground. 

it only took a few more silly teasing from karina and her friends before you handled things your way. 

one day, your new appearance in school made brows raise as you walked through the halls with your head held up high, uniform all wrinkled up with a few buttons undone, you had made your makeup all messy and dark– nothing like the old y/n would've done. even karina raised her brows when she saw you with her own eyes after yizhuo told her all about your new image.

karina was making her way out of detention when suddenly a hand pulled her wrist, making her curse as she faced whoever dared to tug on her hand. her brows raise when she sees you standing in front of her, you both share an intense staring contest as karina stares you down. she scoffs, "you think you're something else now that you had a little makeover huh?" karina smirks at you.

she was about to speak once more until you slapped her cheek which made karina see red as you forcefully pulled her into the nearest janitor's closet, forcing her on your knees as you reached for something under your skirt. karina was busy spewing random words as she got up, bullying you about the move that you just pulled not until your hand revealed a long and thick cock as your other hand forcefully pushed her down on her knees as you forced your cock into her mouth.

 karina gagged as her nose reached your pubes as you pulled her head up and down your cock, her hands and nails frantically scratch your upper thighs as she tried to get off of your cock. "look who's the loser now, huh? you're the loser now, karina yoo. look at you all over my cock like whore." you smiled as you stared karina down as her eyes teared up, her makeup was getting ruined with how hard you were handling her mouth. snot, tears, and saliva was covering her face as you fucked her mouth, you didn't care if karina was crying as she gagged all over you, what matters is that karina would learn her lesson to not mess with you any longer.

📝: omg sorry this took so long ueue i hope this makes up for it though! and truly, the ph edu system really does sucks ass talaga! (╥﹏╥) i really hated studying under that education system huhu kayanin, 💙 anon!!

[belleconsumerdiary]

Day 15

Tuesdays are my very busy days with three classes. One of which is online. I dont know if I prefer online or in person classes. With online classes I feel a disconnested between me the professor and my classmates, however I get to stay in my pajamas so it is a toss up. I try to stay focused during these classes but it becomes so hard when you can just turn the camera off and look at your phone. I am definetly more productive in person and now that I am writing about it I have decided I do prefer to be in person. Anyways I then proceeded to attend my two in person classes. It was a pretty typical day in my italian class and then this class in whick I am writing about now. Nothing noteworthy just routine. I came home and layed down, decompressing the day and consumung media. When I felt I had given my mind enough break I mahe myself some dinner took a shower and went to bed.

[monocerosland]

Real life Inspirations of Snow White (L to R)

The King, Thomas, Snow White, Whick, Snick, Quee, Glick, Plick, Blick, Flick, The Queen, The Comb Selling Cripple, The Farmer’s Wife and The Bodice Merchant

[hillchill]

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[theonemarvelousness]

A Lecture [INCOMPLETE] [WIP]

Sebek gives another frustrated huff during class for the fifteenth time this lesson in five minutes, he has barely started the lesson. Professor Mozus Trein turns to finally look at the very loud half-fae.

Ah, he’s raising his hand. That tracks. “Yes, Zigvolt?” He questions.

“This is incorrect. The battle positions and the ramifications are entirely inaccurate. It also took place two miles west.” Huh.

Mozus does know this is a battle that the fae of the Valley of Thorns took part. But, this opens an interesting debate. He turns to face the student fully, the textbook set before him as he glances through it.

“And what source would that be from, Zigvolt?”

“The Nightmare General himself who led the army of fae!” A big puff of his chest, and what a loud voice.

“So you say you have heard of this from a primary source?”

“YES!”

“Do you have active contact to confirm this claim, and who, Zigvolt?” Probing. He has an idea.

“He is my teacher—I will contact to ask him if he would even want TO CONSULT TO CORRECT OBVIOUS HUMAN ERROR!.” A stubborn huff. But a nod as he settles down, satisfied.

“That would be a wonderful, eye-opening presentation. Do let me know and the contact channel you establish. Well, as this lesson is derailed, the class is dismissed. Remember to read the pages on the board before the next class.” Well, he is quite excited himself! Now he can go to the educational board and have PROOF this textbook is absolute garbage!

It’s such a good day.

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Sebek’s approach is very nervous. Lilia’s a mite amused, even if he had just gotten off the phone with Mozus Trein.

“...Teacher…” Oh! His loud student’s voice is normal! How different.

“Yes?”

“...Today—”

“Ah, no. I’ve decided I don’t want to hear your explanaition. I already accepted. Mozus just called.” Lilia chuckles. “But I am glad you came to ask when you said you would, and did not bluster in front of an audience and said you would consult me directly.” A big smile. “You did not get caught up in yourself this time. I am proud.”

“Thank you teacher!”

Ah, what a fun time.

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What a complicated arrangement this turns out to be! A school-wide lecture. He has to arrange with Mozus, Dire, and even take a trip back to the Valley to retrieve his armor. Why wouldn’t he show up in armor?! Please!

“Well then, I’ll be off!” He says cheerfully to Silver.

“Come back safe, father.”

What a good boy he has~

Oh, it’s an easy trip through a mirror to the Valley of Thorns. A tricky bit of magic, too.

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Oh, it feels good to be home! A quick spell has him at his cabin! A dusty mess, of course. Another spell whicks away the idle grime. The woodland creatures settled in Silver’s sleeping space doesn’t surprise him at all. “Oh, he’ll be back to visit soon.” He chuckles, and they are no longer so frightened of him they flee. Instead, he moves to the old storage chest, opening it up.

First, he downs a transformation potion, to return himself to his original shape. He will also have to cut out the pink in his hair. Eugh.

But, he naps that off at least.

Waking, the old fae groans, stretching and popping every single

Ah, his armor. Good—it’s in proper condition to wear. He needs to

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Is it not a different feeling to go through to his old bones, to formally enter Night Raven College not as Lilia Vanrogue, but the Nightmare General proper? Is there not a different air around as he goes through the Mirror of Darkness. Something that should be familiar, yet now, foreign? He is still Lilia Vanrogue, but the persona of the friendly student differs greatly from the truth. The burden of himself is almost a memory, but to fae, are not all things outside… fleeting?

“General!” Dire Crowley greets, as if he doesn’t know anything. The glowing eyes under the mask give away nothing. Good. “Welcome to Night Raven College! We are honored to have an esteemed figure such as yourself. Thank you for coming!”

A nod. “Of course.”

“I will escort you to the lecture hall.”

As if he doesn’t know where that is. “Very well, Dire.” A calm, formal response. He is not the wayward student with no bounds of station. He is himself in full: the terror of the Valley. The famed monster fae known to slaughter an army over the course of a night.

What a different feeling, now, to stroll through these halls with the weight of himself to carry. His armor is not heavy upon his shoulder. No, but reputation? No, no, that is not what he feels. Nor do the centuries of age ache so deeply (perhaps his back, may)… it is memory. Something that shapes one so intimately can, ultimately, be a burden.

[the-idea-master]

Psych of Gaming Professor: “You have three boxes. One had thumb tacks, one had candles, one has matches. You have to fix the candle to the wall, light it, and not let the wax fall on the floor.”

Student: “Fix the box to the wall and light the candle.”

Professor: “Perfect!”

Me: “Uhm, is it wrong if I was thinking you could take the wax off the candle, Pin the whick to the wall, light it, and then you have no wax to worry about.”

Professor: “Wow...”

Student: “Now THAT is out of the box thinking.”

— — —

Professor: “Think of how many ways you could use a paper clip?”

Me: “I got 14.”

Professor: “Wow.”

Me: Shank, Lock pick, O-ring, Metal stick man, Tooth pick, Hook,Ring, Fish hook, Zipper, Threader, Snail shell for project, Flip flop fixer, Nose of paper air plane, and a Back scratcher.”

— — —

Also my professor: “You have horrible hand writing.”

Me: “I know.”

[beautehealthy-blog]

Heart Disease: sorts, prevention & Treatments

Heart Disease As may be expected from an organ obtaining blood throughout the body, the base of cardiopathy is once that blood flow is blocked. Heart sickness, or disorder, encompasses a range of conditions, together with vessel sickness like artery disease, issues with regular recurrence (arrhythmias) and no inheritable heart defects, according to mayo Clinic.

Symptoms and kinds

Coronary artery disease is that the commonest form of cardiopathy within the u. s., according to CDC reports. It happens once steroid alcohol builds up in arteries — plaque — narrowing the area blood will flow through, a condition known as coronary-artery disease. In the other words, "anything that blocks the vessel," according to Lawrence Phillips, a heart surgeon and professor at NYU Langone centre, in New-York city. Ultimately, the narrowing will build up enough to cause hurting and shortness of breath — known as angina, or it will block the vessel fully, inflicting a heart failure. Heart attacks may also be caused by the rupture of a plaque that causes a blood blockage in vessels, Phillips aforesaid. Over one million Americans suffer heart attacks annually, according to reports of an US Heart Association. Another reason behind cardiopathy, a condition in whick the heart beats too quickly (tachycardia), too slowly (bradycardia) or on an irregular basis. Symptoms will embody a flapping feeling within the chest, athletics heartbeat, slow heartbeat, hurting or discomfort, shortness of breath, lightheadedness, dizziness, fainting (syncope) or close to fainting, according to the Mayo Clinic. Heart disease might also be caused by issues an individual is born with, called congenital heart problem. Symptoms of heart problem  in youngsters will include pale grey or blue skin (cyanosis), swelling within the legs, abdomen or round the eyes, and shortness of breath throughout feeding in infants (causing poor weight gain), as per the Mayo Clinic. Less serious noninheritable heart defects might not be diagnosed till late childhood or adulthood. These defects don't seem to be straightaway life threatening, and symptoms embody changing into in need of breath or tired simply throughout exercise or activity, still as swelling within the hands, ankles or feet. Other kinds of cardiopathy may be caused by weak muscle, heart infections, or diseases of the guts valves.

Diagnosis and tests

Five symptoms will indicate once somebody has a heart failure and needs immediate emergency care. These embody pain within the jaw, neck or back; pain within the arms or shoulder; chest pain; lightheadedness or weakness; and shortness of breath, according Phillips. Heart disease symptoms might dissent for men and girls, as per the Mayo Clinic. Men are a lot of possible to own hurting, whereas ladies are a lot of possible to own shortness of breath, nausea and extreme fatigue. A number of things play a task in cardiopathy risk. Some embody case history and age (if your relatives have cardiopathy or if you are older, your risk goes up), however others you have got a lot of management over. Much of the recommendation to avoid cardiopathy is that the same health advice given for alternative conditions: stop smoking, exercise and eat a diet that's low in steroid alcohol and salt — cholesterol being the supply of blockage and salt tributary to higher pressure. alternative things to avoid within the diet embody saturated fats, which usually come back from animal fats and oils, and trans fats, that occur in oil, however have mostly been remove from the marketplace owing to cutomers demand. According to the office, polygenic disease will increase cardiopathy risk by the maximum amount as 100%, because the higher levels of aldohexose within the blood that are characteristic of polygenic disease will leave fatty deposits in blood vessels, which, like steroid alcohol plaques, will cause blockage of the guts.

Prevention

In addition by the changes in lifestyle, some treatments are on the market to assist avoid cardiopathy. several of those medications are designed to lower steroid alcohol. There are 2 varieties of steroid alcohol. The first, LDL, is termed “bad cholesterol” as a result of it's the kind which will build up and block blood vessels. The other, HDL, is termed “good cholesterol” as a result of it's chargeable for transporting beta-lipoprotein to the liver, ultimately removing it from the blood stream. Optimally, cholesterol levels ought to be on top of forty (measured in milligrams per deciliter of blood) and cholesterin should be below one hundred, as per the CDC. The FDA has approved variety of medicine for up steroid alcohol levels. Maybe the known are statins. They slow cholesterol production by the liver and speed up how briskly it removed cholesterin from the blood. Another category of drug to lower steroid alcohol is termed steroid sequestrants. These medicine take away gall acids from the body. as a result of the body produces these acids from cholesterin, a lot of cholesterin are going to be de-escalated to switch them. Niacin and fibrates are alternative drug categories for up steroid alcohol levels. Each increase cholesterol, and B vitamin lowers cholesterin.

Treatment

Surgical choices may also treat cardiomyopathy. Coronary surgical procedure is performed over a million times annually on patients within the US. As per the official reports during this procedure, a balloon is rib into the affected vessel and inflated, pushing the plaque interference the artery to the edges of the vessel. Sometimes, this procedure is in the midst of placement of tubing — a mesh tube designed to carry the vessel open. Despite all that's celebrated concerning it, cardiomyopathy is that the leading reason behind death in each men and girls within the US,  as per the CDC, claiming over 630,000 lives in 2006 — quite 1 / 4 of all deaths. Read the full article

[huckurns]

spit  date: Wed, Apr 17, 9:49 AM

in 2015 winter my family went on a trip to portugal and up to that point i had been sik from september on but it wasnt a real sick it awas mainly just due to me continuing smoking with a common cold and a big build up of muccus. but in 2015 almost half a year sick i learnt how to spit out my mucus i have seen people do it tons, but never understood how quitely how to do it quite. my sister tried teaching me and a few phases did the trick she was describing what will happen to the snot, bc you are basically coughing it up from ur loungs and into ur mouth to then spit out and that helped with the visualization and helped me under stand musinex. i figured out if i lean forward a little and do the cough usually it knocks the mucus up into my mouth so then i can spit a wad of mucus out ofg my lungs and onto any surfuace bc snot is sticky as hell when its that juicy lung stuff. i have continued to smoke but can get over any cold really quicck now and not gfeel like a ball of mucus, since i think that s a feeling people asssociate with being sick is just like swalling all thier snot like what the hell yeah you shouldnt be swallowing that gnarly shit like i get a runny nose, but like full like nose slurps of snot down into ur chest seems like the worst thing to do when u are trying to feel better, get thtat shit out get that shit out, they say that with every poison you know GET THAT out , alcohal yeah that shit is poison throw that shit up. even before i could spit out my snot i was always a fan of spitting once someone told me in public speaking class, one i took in hiehghschool bc it seemed like a joke and the teacher had my same last name, she was also the only teacher thati have witnessed fall asleep durring someones presentation, i know professors sleep i understand that heck ive even slept with a professor or two, but this one was out cold during someones presentation on the differences of the AL and NL baseball leagues, all his choice too, he chose to talk about that and was seizing like a fucking moped infront of an asleep mrs. turner whom was secured tightly in her chair fat spilling out under the arm rests she wasnt going any where even if her head was nodding, she wouldnt fall she was stuck in that chair she wasnt goiing anywhere. But some kid who we all called ritz caught me looking at him one day bc i thought he was chewing tobac and i always liked watched all the dope ass chill fuckers in school pack fatty lips bc it was like cool as hell, and i liked watch them think they were sneaky i liked knowing and watching, one time warningn them about the principal walking in, and other situations distracting teacher from noticing other students go up to the board and spit on the carpet, it was really cool. so he caught me looking, but i realize oh thats just a bottle of normal spit what the hell. hes like man dont start you aint going to want to start this one man its gross its so bad for your body and im like waht are you doing just spitting in that bottle all secrative? and he says no. he says his brother told him and his coach told him and all the varsity boys do it on the wrestling team, they chew gum and spit in a bottle and its the fastest way to lose weight. it chekced out to me and i was impressed this guy was also really fucking cool. so yeah you could say i got into spitting back when i saw the titanitc i mean everyone loves that loogie scene the spitting the 'leaverage' that shit is pricelous if people dont remember that scene then they arent rememebreing that movie right. so ever since the titanic ive been spitting and i realized at some time a nice spitting area is a urinal bc like big wide thing like its designed for bad aimers a normal toilet is a little too narrow a little too much of a challenge unless ur just dropping spit bombs which is fine i like doing that too, but so i would always take a piss and then spit at someppoint and flush and yeah sometimes wash my hands, but i mean this has been gpoing on for years nothing out of the ordinary. yesterday i head someone cat call me, they screamed slob on my knob, and i shuddered. that phrase stuck in my head all day, i get into the office to crank out a whicked pisser from all the dunkies i put in my body on an empty stomach e and then i spat a nice congealed iced coffee spit concetrated with one turbo shot, the spit lags as it leaves my mouth, it was a bomb rather a big fat bomb and it lags, it drags and stays on my lips longer than intened but since this is such daily shit to me im already finidshing peeing im about to put that guy away then i spit on my dick. 

[monocerosland]

The Tale of Snow White

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass and the tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, first leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. I am here to set the record straight and tell you the true story of Snow White.

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen who was very much in love with her King, they had only been married for a short period of time before learning that she was with child, an heir to the throne. The King was overjoyed with the news as was the rest of the kingdom. The Queen was also pleased and they ruled the kingdom fair and just and were happy that their child would be able to carry on the tradition. One day the Queen sat by the window sewing a blanket for her unborn Prince and then she pricked her finger with her needle, causing three drops of red blood to drip onto the freshly fallen white snow on the black windowsill. Then, the Queen heard a voice call out; “My Queen, you believe that you will bear the King a son, however, you will instead have a Princess, that has skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony."  The Queen turned her head startled by the voice as she had never heard it before and grasped her stomach then dismissed the thought and proceeded to sew the rest of the blanket.

As winter passed and spring arrived the Queen had fallen ill toward the end of her pregnancy. The King searched all of the lands himself consulting with fae and witches and all other mythological creatures to find something to save his beloved Queen, trying all kinds of antidotes and magical spells. And just as all hope seemed to be lost the Queen gave birth to everyone's surprise but her own; a beautiful baby girl, whom they named Snow White.

The Queen miraculously regained her health but not nearly all of her strength and she blamed Snow White for it. She held resentment toward her for being a girl and not a boy but she never addressed it to the King, who loved Snow White dearly, and as she grew they noticed that she had retained some of the magic that was in the potions and antidotes and she would grow to be a very powerful witch. But Snow White was not the only one affected by this, as the Queen herself also possessed some sort of magical capabilities but they paled in comparison to Snow White's. The Queen soon realized that the voice that had spoken to her was coming from her mirror that she had received as a wedding gift, and it possessed magical powers of its own. She would ask the mirror every day; “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?” The mirror would always reply; “You are the fairest one of all my Queen.” Which was the only thing that seemed to please the Queen, for the magic mirror could never lie. She still loved the King but she grew envious of the relationship between him and Snow White. And one fateful day she heard Snow White scream from the Gardens as she ran out to her she heard her daughter cry, “Papa! Papa!” and she saw the King lying in the Garden unconscious.

The Queen lashed out at Snow White “What have you done to him, you wretched girl?”

“Nothing, we were going to pick some flowers and give them to you and he just fell Mama!” she said crying into The Queen's dress.

The servants rushed out shortly after and took the King to his chambers and the doctor told The Queen that he had suffered from a syncopal episode less than a month later The King had died from an ear condition, we now know as Mastoiditis.

After his death The Queen's hatred for Snow White only grew, and to make matters worse as Snow White grew up, she became more beautiful each day and even more beautiful than the Queen, and when the Queen asks her mirror, it tells her that Snow White is the fairest of them all. And from that moment on the Queen's heart had turned completely against Snow White, but despite her increasing hatred toward Snow White she persisted to love her mother and hoped to get love in return, but the Queen only grew more wicked and vain.

One day while Snow White was picking flowers to give to her mother she had been walking through the Gardens when one of the Guardsmen approached her, “My Princess, if I might suggest the forest has an abundance of wild flowers we do not have here in the Gardens I can accompany you if you'd like.”

Snow White smiled at this, thinking that it might be just the thing to hopefully bring a smile to her mothers face. “Of course, Thomas, just give me a moment so I can alert the other Guards of where I'll be going.”

Thomas stepped in front of her, “Don't worry yourself about that your Grace, I will alert them that we are on our way out of the Castle, I will meet you in the stables in a moment.” he said to her motioning her toward the horse stables. And Snow White left without a second thought, trusting him more than anyone because they had grown up together. Little did she know, the Queen had known of Thomas closeness with Snow White and had ordered him to take her into the deepest part of the forest and murder Snow White and for proof, she demanded her heart, in hopes that by having her murdered her strength and beauty would be fully restored.

Thomas takes Snow White deep into the forest and as they were walking she reminisced with him of how they use to go into the forest as children and use her magic even though she hadn't properly learned how to control it yet, with no one to help guide her and how fond of him she had become over the years. He turned to look at her, “Your Grace if I might say - “

Snow White touched his arm, “Please, how many times must I tell you? Call me Snow.” she smiled sweetly at him leaning in closer as if she were about to kiss him.

He looked into her eyes and shook his head, “I can't do this.” he backed away, from her.

Snow White now looked confused, “What are you talking about?” he turned away from her, “Thomas why are you acting so strange?” she said walking closer to him, “Is it because you don't feel the same way for me?”

He spun around to face her and put his hands on her arms, “No, it is because of how I feel about you that I cannot do this, Snow, your mother, she wants me to kill you.”

Snow White's eyes widened in horror, “What?”

“She ordered me to take you into the deepest part of the forest and murder you and bring her back your heart. And I can't do it, I love you. You have to go, run Snow, run as far away from the Kingdom as you can and don't come back or she will kill you.”

As Snow ran away from him, he found a wild boar and cut out its heart and presented it to the Queen that night.

Snow White ran until she couldn't run any longer and her legs fell out from beneath her, she was in complete disbelief that her mother wanted her dead, despite the hatred she had shown her over the years she couldn't fathom the thought of her truly hating her that much. She cried lying there in the cold forest unable to move barely breathing she was cold but then suddenly she felt warm but her eyes were too heavy to hold open and she fell asleep. When she woke up she found herself lying in a bed unaware of where she was or how she got there.

“Is she...dead?” she heard a voice say.

“Quiet! She's sleeping!” another said quickly.

“Well she won't be if you two keep clamoring on like that!” said another.

“...I think she's awake” the first voice said softly. As Snow White turned her head to see where the voices were coming from.

“Hello?” she said sitting up in the bed.

Suddenly she saw a bright light fly in from the other room. “Hello!” it was the first voice she heard, “I'm Glick!”

“Snow White, you're...you're a fairy?” she said in awe.

“Yeah, I sure am, but that's what the gals prefer to be called I call myself a fae and this here is Whick, he's a dwarf.” he said dragging a dwarf out from hiding.

“Ugh!” Whick said unhappily, “I told you to be quiet!”

Glick whistled, “Hey guys she's awake!” and suddenly Snow White heard thuds and footsteps some heavy and some soft and then she saw a band of seven mythological creatures standing before her, Snick who was an elf, and the third voice that she had heard, Blick a Werewolf who reassured her not to worry because he only turns during a full moon, a merman holstered up with crutches named Plick, an Orc who didn't say much but grunted and groaned a lot named Quee, a shape-shifter named Flick who displayed how he could turn into a hawk and insisted that he was the smartest animal someone could choose to turn into. And of course the dwarf  Whick and the fae Glick.

Snow White explained to them what happened, and they told her to stay with them in exchange for housekeeping. They warn her to be careful when alone at home and to let no one in when they are away delving in the mountains which she happily agreed to.

Meanwhile back at the palace, The Queen asked her mirror once again: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all?" The mirror replied: "My queen, you are the fairest here so true. But Snow White beyond the mountains at the cottage of the Band of Misfits is a thousand times more beautiful than you." The Queen is outraged to learn that Thomas had betrayed her and that Snow White still lived.  And as she searched for him she was unable to find his whereabouts for he had himself fled knowing that he only had a short amount of time before the Queen discovered his deceit. So she decided to instead kill Snow White herself and conjured up what energy she had and cast a spell to disguise herself as an old peddler. The queen appears at the cottage and found Snow White washing laundry in the brook and told Snow White that she was a traveler who had lost her way and was in desperate need of some water. Snow White being the kind Princess that she was, took pity on her and not only offered her a drink but invited her to come back to the cottage and rest for a moment.

“Thank you, kind girl.” She said sitting down at the table, “I don't know how to ever repay you other than to offer you some colorful, silky laced bodices, I made them myself, it's all I have.”

“Oh, I couldn't possibly.” Snow White persisted.

“Oh you can and you must, if you don't I will never forgive myself for taking advantage of your kindness.” The Queen said standing up, “Now here I will help you put them on.” she said approaching Snow White.

“They're quite beautiful.” Snow White said as the Queen fastened the bodice around her.

“Yes, just as you are. Now hold still while I tighten the laces for you.” The Queen fastened the laces so tightly ignoring Snow White's protesting until she fell at The Queen's feet, now taking her true form, “There, there my daughter, not long now until you draw your last breath.” she said touching her cheek then leaving her in the cottage for dead.

Luckily the Misfits arrived just in time to save Snow White by Quee ripping the bodice and loosing the laces. Snow White gasped for air thanking them but didn't tell them about the Peddler because she had agreed not to allow strangers in the cottage, to begin with.

The Queen then consulted her magic mirror again, and the mirror revealed Snow White's survival. Outraged The Queen poisons a comb and makes it to the cottage again disguised as a crippled comb seller convinced that her naive daughter would never question the intentions of an innocent cripple. And at first Snow White was hesitant but then The Queen said, "Here I will leave it here for you, do with it what you wish. Good day." and with that, she left hiding in the trees nearby watching as Snow White picked the comb up and began brushing her hair with it and then she watched as Snow White's skin turn gray and fell to the floor. The Queen satisfied with her work headed back toward the Castle but little did she know the Misfits were on their way home and immediately examined her to find out why she was unconscious again. Snick touched the comb and felt the poison coming off of it and abruptly removed it. Only this time the Misfits asked her what was going on because they knew the comb was poison meaning someone had to have been in order to poison it, to begin with.

“Snow,” Plick said taking her hand in his, “we need you to tell us who was in the house?”

“Who was it?!” Blick said almost in a roar.

Snow White shook her head, “I – I don't know.”

Whick sighed, “We won't get mad at you Princess, we just need to know who was in the house and why they would want to harm you.”

Snow White put her hands on her temples, “I can't remember.” she looked up, “All I can remember is a crippled comb seller laid it on the windowsill and that's all I can remember.”

Snick stood up, “Okay, so there's only one person we know that could want to cause her harm and that is The Queen, but she has no idea where you are right Snow?” he said turning to her.

“N-no.” she said shaking her head slightly while Glick made healing incantations to ease her headache from the poison.

When The Queen approaches, feeling stronger than ever, the mirror again indicates that Snow White still lived.

She paced back and forth in her chambers, “Why?” she shouted, “How does she still live?” she bellowed toward the mirror.

A few days passed and nothing had occurred to the Queen to try to succeed in killing Snow White then she remembered when Snow White was younger she would always request to go to the Apple Orchard with her parents and that's when it struck her. “Apples,” she said with a smirk. She decided to make a third and final attempt on Snow White by disguising herself as a farmer's wife and offering a poisoned apple to her. But she knew by now Snow White would be starting to catch on after two attempts on her life. So The Queen took the apple and only poisoned half of it. Leaving the other half harmless. When she approached the cottage she noticed Snow White was in the kitchen making pies.

“Smells delicious!” The Queen called to her, “Blueberry?”

Snow White glanced toward the window and nodded, adamant on not talking to any strangers, then looked back down at the pie.

“Always been an apple woman myself,” she said placing the apple on the windowsill, Snow White glanced at it but did nothing to accept it.

“What's the matter, dearie?” She said grabbing the apple and slicing it in half with a knife, eating half of it with a smile. “Go on, have a bite.”

“Well apples are my favorite and they remind me of the ones back home,” she said eagerly takes a bite.

As she bites down she hears the farmer's wife cackling, “What's the matter, dearie?” She walks over top of her daughter for the last time now looking at her with no disguise, “You look so sad, are those tears? Oh, my sweet child, you want to know why I'm doing this?” she kneels down and places Snow White's head in her lap, “You took my power, my beauty...the minute I gave birth to you. A woman becomes a mother, to a daughter she can't help but see her mortality in that cherubic little face. Every time I looked at you I saw my own death. You were a constant reminder...of my worst fears....if only you would have been the Prince that I had promised your father, I loved you so very much until I realized what you were. And with each breath you take closer to your last I can feel my power surging from you back into myself. It's the greatest gift.” she said brushing Snow White's hair back, watching a tear slide down her cheek until her eyes went glassy. The Queen clicked her tongue getting up “Well, I will tell you this, I couldn't kill you, my child. I'm not a monster, no instead you will be unable to move ever again, and then they will bury you my dear and the worms will eat away at your flesh and you'll be screaming but no one will hear you because your lips will never move.” and with that the Queen left the cottage and went back to the castle once more.

Unaware to The Queen, ever since the second assault, the Misfits took turns staying home with Snow White hiding just in case someone returned. Plick had been in the brook catching fish for dinner while he saw The Farmer's Wife approach and when he saw The Queen leaving instead he alerted the other Misfits as quickly as possible. Unfortunately this time, they were unable to revive Snow White. Assuming that she was dead, they place her in a glass coffin enchanted to never allow her to age while she was inside of it, her beauty inside and out should never be below the ground. So she stayed there for a few years and flowers grew around her and the Misfits visited her often, though Whick visited her most of all. One day, as he was talking to her, he heard someone in the woods, certain it was The Queen he hid until he spotted the figure then attacked it. Only to find out that it was a guardsman from The Palace. As they threw a few punches at each other the Guardsman looked up and over to Snow White.

“Snow!” he fell to his knees.

That's when Whick realized he knew her, “You knew the Princess?”

“Yes, I love her.” he said tears falling from his eyes.

“Thomas?” Whick said now realizing who he was, “She always talked about you.”

“She has to go back to the Kingdom,” Thomas pleaded, “They must know what has happened to their princess, they must know how the Queen truly is.”

Whick hung his head, “There's no stopping her, Princess is gone.”

The rest of the Misfits emerged and agreed with Whick except for Blick who declared that they needed to go into The Palace and make The Queen pay.

So they allowed him to lift Snow White out of the coffin and as he held her in his arms he couldn't help but kiss her lips and then he feels something between her lips and noticed that it was a piece of an apple that had been lodged in her mouth and he removes it. Snow White awakens saying "Where am I?" the realizes she is with the Misfits and Thomas and they decide to head back to The Palace together and confront The Queen together in front of everyone.

Once they arrived Thomas stopped her before they went to confront the Queen, "Wait, I have an idea."

Meanwhile, the queen, still believing that Snow White is dead, again asks her magic mirror who is the fairest in the land. The mirror says: "Thou, lady, art but second loveliest here, I ween; but lovelier far is the new-made queen", which enrages the queen. Not knowing that Snow White had arrived and that when they arrived they had told the council everything that had happened and they were not hesitant to believe them once they realized Snow White was, in fact, alive and well after believing her to be dead and abruptly made her Queen.

The Queen storms into the throne room only to find Snow White sitting on the throne, suddenly The Queen gasps clutching her throat while all of the Council and Misfits watched as she fell to the ground. For all of the magic she had conjured up and been siphoning from Snow White was drained from her abruptly leaving her no more than a pile of ash in the middle of the throne room.

Snow White and Thomas married and just as her father had promised the Kingdom his heir did reign happily over the land for many, many years and sometimes traveling into the mountains and visiting the Misfits if they weren't already within the palace walls.

[monocerosland]

What kind of group was this anyway? An elf, a werewolf, a merman, an orc, a shapeshifter, a fae and a dwarf? A bunch of misfits, outcasts, that somehow found each other and formed a bond, a bond far beyond friendship, they became family with their magical powers combined they proved to be a force to be reckoned with. They were The Band of Misfits. Of course, Legend would never hear of them the unheard of heroes that saved the kingdom hundreds of years ago. They had merely turned to myth over the years and faded from memory. To be replaced with seven dwarves. And their names changed as well: Snick the elf became known as Sleepy, Blick the werewolf was Bashful, Plick the merman was Doc, Quee the orc was Grumpy, Flick the Shapeshifter was Sneezy,  Glick the fae was Happy and Whick, the one fondest of Snow White and she of him was known as Dopey.