#Pro Gamer

[jojo-0-o]

Been playing around with Pale Garden materials. Added deep slate tile for contrast, plus some lanterns for a pop of colour and to match the creaking eyes.

[cr1zz0]

im a pro gamer 😎

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wydm im on a skirt?? this is literally my pro gamer uniform~~

[imafoolha]

Is this cool guys i lovbe this drawing i did of him very much

[ytcomments-archive]

[min196]

Postman

[clairedelune-13]

Veilguard, along with many other games, has reminded me that I… am not good at dodging shit.

🤣

[fogaminghub]

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[razzydasombralover]

Showing my dum boyfriend how to use a joystick 🕹 (I'm a real gamer. For realsies.)

[galaxygolfergirl]

Working on some early 2000s inspired techno graphics and other effects and drew this fella. Pro gamer much? Idk the last game I ever played was Sims 3 on Nintendo but hey I’m just having fun here. Though I do wish I knew what the kanji meant, I tried looking it up, but for now it’s just for aesthetic. If anyone can translate it, let me know.

[scuba-divers]

rate the setup 💪💪💯🔥

[lettersfromavalon]

Omg I finally did it! Finding out the last one was a sky island that I had overlooked was the icing on the cake given this is where this game started, in the sky.

Spoilers ahead…

[onaheroicmission]

Oh to travel back and play the shrek 2 game on my red gameboy advance sp

[olive-pup]

Got the high score on the arm cuff machine at the doctor's today

[imafoolha]

[buttrd]

I.

You're seven. It's Christmas. Polar Express is about to rock the whole fucking town of Dallas Texas. You don't live there. It's just where you see it.

Tom Hanks plays the train pope. He looks like this:

You recently came out as a superpowered human to your second grade class. You told them all you have an army of the anime characters you see on the TeeVee and they help you fight Narakucon, an evil cat man OC you won't admit isn't real. The other children think you're a creek full of shithole. They slap you with ham at lunch. There's another post about that.

Someday you'll show them all when the school gets jumped by the baddies, you think. You'll show them your light powers and how you can speak cat but in a cool way that's kosher with modern morals.

II.

There's a Rail Rider on top of the Railcar. He looks like this:

A brave boy in the Railcar follows him like John the Baptist across the Railcar in the snow and really just everyone is shitting their pants. This train isn't safe and everyone is fucked. If you don't get off the roof you will never make it back to polite society but if you stay in the car there's a little fucker down there who keeps spoiling the ride.

He looks like this

You look like this

The brave kid makes it off the Roof Ride with Rail Ronny. Train pope says this about Rail Ronny who might be Santa's holy ghost or something it really loses the plot on the theme:

This quote hits you so hard because it feels like it confirms your whole 7-year-old with super powers thing. You feel like train pope was really out there just repping your shit up and the anime characters finally will show up to school after Christmas break.

III.

You're nine. You've got a teacher who is much more receptive to your weird needs and you've got friends who also play Kingdom Hearts so that's nice. You've gone light on the superhero thing. It's still there but it's more of a thing that gives you a universe to make fic in. Your "fic" is dissociating in the shower every night for an hour while you think about the cool guns you'd fight Organization XIII with. Your bathroom doesn't have a fan and you run it hot so there's a mold problem that develops.

They play Polar Express in the practice gym at 6pm on a Friday. You're next to the projector. You lean against the projector because you're tired and comfy and the projector slides two inches to the right. Your parents bring it up on the ride home. One of the bridesmaids brings it up at your wedding.

Your wedding photos look like this:

You're extremely lucky, especially considering the superpowers thing.

[caassette]

i'm the 1337est gamer of them all...thursday crossword queen...