#Private Dog Training Lessons

[capcitycanines]

During a private lesson you and your dog will receive personalized one-on-one instruction with a certified professional trainer. This offers an ideal learning environment free of any distractions, allowing you and your dog to focus solely on the task at hand.

[northgeorgiadogtraining]

How Can I Keep My Dog Safe and Happy at Thanksgiving?

I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite holidays is Thanksgiving.  When you come to think about it, it is really “the gateway holiday” to the entire Christmas Season.  There are many great things about Thanksgiving.  First of all, it represents at least a four-day vacation.  In many cases, it might be even longer. 

The weather is brisk, but not cold. This means we can still get outside and play a little ball. It is the first time since last Christmas where we are served a giant turkey with all the stuffings, and the table is covered with all sorts of great pies.  For all the football fans in the family, they are about to experience a month’s worth of game in a single weekend.  And, on top of all those great things, it is a uniquely American holiday!

With all this said and with all the anticipation of this great Holiday, we want everything to be perfect.  We clean the house, fill the pantry with preparations, pick up all the leaves and junk in the back yard, and make sure that we have everything else we need for our anticipated house guests.  We plan and prepare to make everything great.  But, as every great general will tell you, all the perfect planning and meticulous review mean nothing when things start to happen.

That doorbell rings and here come our house guests and out-of-town family members.  Everything goes from calm to crazy in a blink of an eye. We know it is crazy, but how is it impacting our dog?

Robin and I have a great dog training article that will infuse the proper steps and exercises into your planning process to keep your dog calm, happy, and safe during this great, but crazy time.  Please take a moment to read our dog training blog titled “How Can I Keep My Dog Safe and Happy at Thanksgiving”.

https://northgeorgiadogtraining.com/thanksgiving-dog-safety-roswell/

[fayeandknight]

As a professional dog trainer I love when owners tell me their dog has stranger danger so please don't try to get in their personal space or take the leash. A freaking plus advocacy for the dog.

I will happily take the time to make sure a dog is comfortable with me before asking them to do anything. My ego is not more important than setting a dog up for success.

[gar-a-ash]

Alrighty, seminar thoughts!

-Overall, great experience. New training group was great to watch and I learned a lot of really subtle things I can't quite write down. Things like how to work a flirt pole better, tips for switching a dog from defensive drive to prey drive, ECT.

-I thought seeing all these nice protection dogs would refresh my desire to have a "proper" protection dog and I'm actually very happy to see that it didn't. I'm very happy with how I started Tassie and I intend to do the same with the next one. As he said in the beginning, it is very difficult to have a good sport dog and a good house dog in the same creature without years to settle in to the role. I had that with Reese and I don't want that again.

-On that note, this group spoke an entirely different training language for me and adjusting to each other was very difficult. There's absolutely nothing wrong with how they choose to start their dogs, I just do not intend to follow suit. To use balloons as a metaphor, they start their dogs by rapidly inflating the balloon and if it pops then they'll spend a ton of time fixing the pieces back together until it's a balloon with some problems again. Vs how I start my dogs, where I pinch the neck on the balloon and slowly inflate checking on the structural integrity along the way to ensure that it's properly inflated with no damage. I am not saying either way is better or one way or wrong! It's just two different ways of handling these very intense dogs and I like the way I do it better for what I want with my dogs.

-And still using that balloon metaphor, this was the only thing that annoyed me the whole weekend. It's no one's fault, again two very different training methods, this is his first time ever seeing me and my dog, and I absolutely am not offended or upset with him. I'm just irritated at how this happened but I'm not upset that it happened because I understand where the confusion was. Day One he tried to activate Tassie as a brand new dog and when Tassie didn't engage properly he said that Tassie didn't have it in her. I tried to give her permission to engage in the beginning, because Tassie is trained not to engage unless given permission, but I was told not to speak or she'd rely on me for everything. Which is fair, but what he was doing was trying to add air into a balloon that was already inflated and comfortable with the pressure so when there was no reaction he saw it as a lack of drive. Reiterating that I am not upset with his call, I understand that these two training languages are going to cause a bit of conflict, I'm just annoyed that Tassie was caught in the middle trying to figure out the rules of a whole new game in an entirely unfair situation. He did get her to engage in a stunningly short amount of time, but it wasn't fully because Tassie just didn't know the rules of what he was trying to play.

-Extending off of that into Day Two, our first run went a lot like the first day, and for my last run I informed him that I wanted to expose her to pressure first and then release her to prey drive. So I brought her down and did a heeling pattern to get her warmed up, then he had a few people move into the field. We started with them standing still and me heeling close to them, then they started moving around and pushing up to her, and this is where he started to get thoughtful. We switched to doing recalls through a line of people standing facing her and walking towards her, then T posing and walking towards her, and then crab walking towards her, and she was definitely uncomfortable but worked through the pressure by herself. Afterwards I called her into a heel and sat while he approached her other side, and we did have to correct the position a few times as he made the space smaller and smaller but by the end he was leaning into her ribs quite a bit (I was losing my balance lol) while Tassie ignored him and kept her eyes on my face taking food still. Once she was settled into the pressure fine I called it there and we switched back to the flirt pole.

-And the difference! He pulled it out and she started tensing up in excitement but still watched me, and when I released her into prey drive she was GREAT. Willing to deal with the pressure of new people, great possession, everything she should have been allowed to do on day one. He corrected his opinion and told me that she actually had a ton of drive, we just need to work her more, and he called someone else to practice their flirt pole skills with her as she continued to engage with new people once released. The dealing with pressure and engagement with high stress was what I was looking for from the seminar and we got it. Slightly disappointed we didn't get to do barking but next time I'll stand up for her better and get her into it.

-Overall, very glad I went. While Tassie didn't get everything she could have from this I got a lot to get her going better. There were a few foundational things I misunderstood and I have to go back and rework (I don't want to say mistrained because the stuff I did wrong was still good, she's just missing some elements), but I can do that at home. The problem is I NEED a second person to do it properly and there's very few people in my area that are dog-savvy and also willing to work with protection dogs. I.e., there's actually no one local to me but there are a few people I can do baby stuff with before finding the time and funds for a private lesson to go bigger. I fully intend to go to the next seminar with him, he did great work with her and I want to see what she can do with someone like him.

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

This is so true. Having lived with many cats, they become "themselves" between 2 and 3-yrs-old. Worth the wait <3

I wish people understood more that animals go through puberty just like people do, and that "teen" animals will have new and often unpleasant behaviors as they grow and try and figure out their place in the world.

Many of the animals I see being rehomed are right at the one to two year old mark, when maturity is still an ongoing process and their behaviors get more intense. Be patient with them! They DO grow out of it!

Aster was a holy terror until he was almost 3 and now he's the best cat I've ever owned. If you can't deal with these changes, adopt a mature animal instead of getting a puppy or kitten, because it's more likely than not they will have a turbulent teen phase.

[kaisers-house-of-desires]

How about some tasty teacher/student sexy times with Divus Crewel (TWST)? Headcanons or writing drabble idc I just need that man FERALLY

Oh ho you're in for a treat, my friend~ We have similar tastes, and I've already got this little drabble in mind that I've toyed around with~

This can be read as either male reader or gender neutral reader as the drabble never specifies the reader.

Title: Private Lessons

Characters: Divus Crewel x m!reader/gn!reader

Contains: Pet play, collar, leash, oral/throat fucking

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland

Full request below the cut

All characters are 18+

MINORS, FEM ALIGNED, AGELESS/BLANK BLOGS DNI

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Sitting at the desk, Divus sighed as he scribbled away at the papers before him, brow twitching at some of the answers the students.

"Honestly, how idiotic can these whelps be...?"

Running his hand through his hair, he took a deep breath, thinking carefully. He reached into his lap, tugging gently on a leather strap that rested over him. A gentle jingle sounded into the air before it was replaced with a deep hum from the teacher. A tint of red adorned his face, standing out from the blacks and whites of his appearance.

"Mm...~ Let's see now...Last paper. Ah...(y/n)'s paper...Hm..."

Unlike the other papers, he took his time with this one, audibly noting which answers were wrong.

"Number three...number six...the entirety of number seven..." He sighed. "I guess we need to do another personal lesson..."

Without looking, his free hand slid under the desk, pressing the back of your head further along his shaft til his tip touched the back of your throat. All of your "personal lessons" from him had paid of in this aspect at least, allowing you to take him as deep into your throat as possible, though you'd still gag slightly when you weren't expecting it, like now for example. You just wished it helped out acedemically, but secretly, you weren't complaining.

You looked up at him with watery eyes, your hands placed firmly on the ground to keep yourself steady. You were so well trained to know where your hands reside when they weren't tied behind you, and the sight of you so obedient only made Divus throb in your mouth.

"Such a good dog~ I'd give you a reward for work here, but I'm afraid you have too many incorrect answers on your paper. Oh well..." He rubbed the back of your head, fingers running through your hair as he placed his pen down. You felt his energy shift when the now free hand joined the one in your hair, and your feelings were confirmed when a devious smirk grew on his face.

You didn't need him to say anything to know your punishment was imminent. The grip on your head was met with his hips thrusting at the same time, a pleasured breath leaving the teacher as the sound mixed with your struggled gulping.

"Th-There we go~ Hah...~ If there's...one good thing you're good at...i-it's having a d-delicious mouth to fill up~"

If any previous sessions taught you anything, it's that you'd get no reprieve until your lesson was learned.

[applesaucesims]

Riki Chiba for @pixelnrd's Jasmine

young adult - he/him - straight

active - dog lover - romantic

aspiration: party animal

+ koko the akita!

Through many generations, the Chiba family has built an empire breeding and training expensive racehorses. In more recent years, the current patriarch of the family and Riki's father has been trying to bring their business to their place of origin, Mt. Komorebi, where the family has been building a new ranch from the ground up. Growing up in such a rich and esteemed family, Riki never had anything missing in his life. His parents always paid for everything, so he never had a proper job or took any further studies, other than the professional horse riding lessons he had to take in his youth. However, he's never been that interested in horses, and much more in his pet dog Koko, and more recently, partying. Riki loves to throw parties commonly attended by the young members of other rich families. He even likes to try his hand at deejaying sometimes. More importantly, though, he likes to spend time at his parties flirting with the daughters of said rich families. Naturally, his parents don't exactly approve of his lifestyle, and they would much rather see him end up in a proper relationship and taking over the family business one day. As for now, their hopes are that this is all just his crazy twenties, but whether that's true, is yet to be seen.

Private download. Feel free to change as much as you want about him, including his backstory. Just got a bit carried away writing it there lol. Hope you like him!

[merakiui]

I die and ascend to heaven every time you post about Crewel.... (or, maybe die and go to hell is more accurate with how horny he makes me-)

He's such a meanie, abusing his teacher authority like that...! Tsk tsk, how dare he. (I will happily stay everyday after classes and on the weekends and any day for anything he needs-)

I just know he knows exactly what he's doing, and what he wants 🫣 I bet he was the most popular guy during his student days! ....and now too, let's be honest

👁 👁 it’s a crime that I don’t write more about Crewel. There’s so much potential. The pet play scenarios that can be created with him……. Crewel who kidnapped his (ex)sweetheart from his NRC days and is now keeping you chained up like a dog, hoping to train you into the sweet, docile thing he knows you can be. Omg maybe even making you model some of the clothes he’ll create and tailor specifically for you (most are more revealing than most). Private photo shoots just for his eyes only!!!! All while you wear a pretty collar with your name on it. orz

I’m certain he was very popular during his school days. >w< even with such popularity, he only ever had eyes on you. <3 maybe the two of you were never in a serious relationship and were very loosely, casually committed in fwb. Omg imagine meeting him again years later and rekindling that relationship, only this time you’re both established in your careers and are no longer the immature college students you once were. Hehe now instead of aiming to impress you with small gestures like he did back then, Crewel hopes to rizz you into a marriage with him.

Aaaaa but Crewel abusing his teacher authority. Oh, he’s so terrible. But you’re no better because you keep staying after class for his ‘remedial lessons.’ :)

[softmushroomboy]

HELP FUND A DISABLED, TRANS SYSTEM’S SERVICE DOG TRAINING!!

Currently: $2010/2590

our next periodic goal of $2590 is due by August 4th!

If we get $25/day we will be able to reach this goal in time!

This will help us pay for 1 package of 10 school days (this will last us 10 weeks now since Dallas goes 1x week) that is $810, that we have been invoiced and are hoping to pay by august 8th AND a private lesson with our trainers that is $200!

Thank you so much for your continued support. You have no idea how thankful we are to be able to continue Dallas' Service Dog training to be Bryan's service dog. She is his lifeline!

1 package 10 school days = $810 (lasts 10 weeks, we pay at the 5 week mark instead of right when invoiced to help raise more funds in time)

1 private lesson a month = $200

[melonbear51]

VTM character concepts that I am compelled to share as they have completely taken over my brain: Part 2, Electric Boogaloo!

So since my last VTM character concept post BLEW UP and my brain is once again back on its bullshit, here are some more ideas! As usual, feel free to use these to your heart’s content! I’d love to hear about your characters too, so feel free to message me about them! Now, on to the main event:

1. A Malkavian researcher obsessed with statistics who hunts down “statistical outliers” in order to make sure their data is “pure and untampered with.”

2. A Ventrue who has created an up and coming adult toy empire (pun fully intended). They currently are in the midst of a fierce battle with the local Setites over who can cash in on the pleasure business the most.

3. A Brujah who was a successful athlete pre-embrace. Unable to participate in their sport and driven by extreme bitterness and jealousy, they now strive to turn the public against this particular as a whole by ghouling athletes and ordering them to discover, leak, and in some cases create, scandals. All the while, they rage against the sport they once loved under the thin disguise of false activism.

4. A dance instructor and head of a renowned academy known for producing performers who constantly seem to be breaking the limits of what the human body can do, much to the delight of audiences. What these audiences (and many newer students) don’t know is that this instructor is a Tzimisce and the performers have been carefully tweaked and trained during “private lessons” using a combination of Dominate and Vicissitude. Additionally, the Tzimisce is in search of a prospective childe worthy of being their dance partner, and has been carefully monitoring select students.

5. A Gangrel cryptozoologist who aims to be able to eventually master Protean to the point where they can turn into mythical beasts. 

6. A Gangrel veterinarian who was embraced after attempting to transport what they thought was an injured dog to their hospital, only for it to have actually been their hurt and very annoyed future sire.

7. A fledgling Baali abandoned after their embrace who thinks they are just some weird Caitiff.

8. A Banu Haqim who was traumatized after they were almost diablerized by a Sabbat vamp. Thoroughly disgusted by the practice, they now hunt diablerists, all the while attempting to ignore the cravings and habits of their bloodline.

9. A Hecata “fixer” who makes their living by disposing of bodies, whether turning them to ashes through the use of Oblivion or by adding them to their collection of undead servants.

I’m a little tired, so these are all I have for now, though I plan on dreaming up some more. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy these!

[capcitycanines]

During a private lesson you and your dog will receive personalized one-on-one instruction with a certified professional trainer. This offers an ideal learning environment free of any distractions, allowing you and your dog to focus solely on the task at hand.

[northgeorgiadogtraining]

How Can I Give My Dog a Safe and Secure Christmas?

The scary ghosts are long gone, the juicy and tasty turkey is, well, in my belly, and we are now waiting for that big, fat, crazy guy in red to break into our home and leave more stuff under the tree.  We must be in the middle of the holiday season and Christmas time is near.

If there are very small children or babies in your family, you are probably very aware that they really don’t have a clue of what just happened or what is about to happen.  That is fine, because there always is Mommy who will hold them close, and in a soothing and protective tone, explain everything that is happening around them. 

She will let them know that they will have a wonderful time. When presents, goodies, or tasty meals are involved, she will often introduce them to the small children and encourage them to join in.

Now, let’s go behind the scenes for a moment.  What we probably weren’t observing are all the precautions that have been taken to make sure that the small kids and babies will remain safe while in the midst of all these new environments and unique experiences. We made sure that they were safe as Christmas approached.

Why aren’t we doing the same thing for our dogs?  These are all new experiences for them and there will be times where they may be placed in harm’s way. Robin and I have a great dog training article that will help you keep your dog safe as Christmas arrives. Please read our dog training blog titled “How Can I Give My Dog a Safe and Secure Christmas”.

[darlingsfandom]

Steve as a yoga instructor helping you stretch those legs as far as they can he can see you’re not wearing panties through your thin grey leggings 😵‍💫

I.... I'm on it!

Gif credit: @gatorstillman

It was just another Thursday night. You were walking into your yoga class as always when you noticed something weird.... no one was there.

"Can I help you?" Steve sat up from the floor as you stood there confused.

"Oh, hi Steve ... I ... it's Thursday right? Please tell me it's Thursday !" You palmed yourself in the face dragging your hand down. Steve laughed as he stood up straight.

"Don't worry doll, it's Thursday but class was canceled." Steve pursed his lips together and placed his hands on his hips.

"Canceled? I didn't get a notification about ..." *ding* "never mind it just showed up!" You sighed and placed your hands on your hips before Steve cleared his throat.

"If you want, I can give you a private lesson. I mean you did drive all the way here and plus you're dressed for it." He shrugged a little bit before helping you set your bag on the bench. You smiled up at him and nodded quickly. Steve tossed you a mat and let you get set up before he looked at you in a way no professional trainer should. He watched as your ass stretched up and how the grey leggings hugged them perfectly. He was a little close as his hands held your hips still while you went into downward dog.

"Uh Steve?" You broke his train of thought . "I feel all the blood rushing to my head , can I get up now ?" Steve helped you stand up back in place before you turned to face him. He looked deep In thought as he had no shame in looking at how tightly your sports bra was squeezing your tits together. You waved your hand in front of him causing him to shake his head.

"Steve... why was class even canceled ? And why did you want to give me a private lesson huh? You gotta a crush on me or something?" You giggled a little before the room went silent and the air became thick. "Oh my god! You do!" You playfully hit chest before he grabbed your hand, pulled you in close and kissed you hard. Your knees went weak as your arms wrapped around his neck and pulled him in deeper.

"As ... much as I wanna... kiss you... I need.. fuck! I need to fuck you!" Steve kissed down your neck before pushing you down on the bench, lifting up your legs and ripped open the middle of your leggings.

"STEVE!" You knitted your eyebrows together before you felt his fingers sliding into you making you whimper. "Fuck, your fingers are warm."

"Do you know how long I've wanted to fuck you? It's been a long time baby!" Steve hunched over you as he twisted his fingers in and out of you while using his free hand to reach up and pull your bra down just enough to take your tits out so he could play with your nipples. You watched him in awe before he sank down his knees before you and spit onto your pussy. He rubbed it into your folds slowly as the tip of his tongue started flicking your clit. Your fingers pulled on his hair as your legs wrapped around his neck. You pulled him in closer to you as his tongue dove deeper into your folds. The sounds of his tongue lapping up your juices filled the room along with the sweet sounds of your moans . Steve was devouring your pussy like his life depended on it.

"That's it baby! You fucking love my tongue don't you! Of course you do baby! You've wanted this just as long as I have!" He mumbled onto your pussy while his fingers were working over you harder and faster with each passing second. He wanted you to cum, he needed you to cum! "Baby! Be good for me and cum! Cum on my tongue! So as you cum I'll fuck you nice and hard, just fucking cum now!" He growled at you as your thighs shook against his face. His tone was enough to send you over the edge!

"OH MY! FUCK STEVE!" Your voice was high pitched as whiney as your orgasm gushed against his tongue and soaking his face. Steve lapped up every single drop before he got up a little bit, leaned over you and kissed you hard so you could taste yourself off his tongue. "I'll always give you your own private lesson baby."

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hello! :)

How would your main 10 skeletons react if their child was chosen for a main role in a play/dance and have been practicing for over a year for the role only to be replaced and not have a role at all?

This actually happened to me when I was taking dance :(

Hope you have a nice day/night!

Undertale Sans - He's sad for his kid, but that happens. It's alright though. If Sans has one weakness, it's clearly not bear to see his family sad. Not only he's going to find you another role, but it will be ten times better than the one you had. He didn't hesitate one second to use Mettaton to have access to some cool opportunities.

Undertale Papyrus - He's so mad they ditched you like this. It's maybe touching him a little more than it should be as well as he used to get ditched from everything as a kid. He still assures you it has nothing to do with your skills and that he's sure you'll find another opportunity soon. Not two days later, he convinces Mettaton to hire you. Being an international star is way better than some role in your school.

Underswap Sans - That's life, kiddo. It's unfair, but it happens often. Blue tries to comfort them the best he can, but he can tell you're disappointed. It's ok though, you can still use what you learn to try somewhere else. He believes in you, he's sure you can find a better opportunity!

Underswap Papyrus - He's so mad at your teacher for just ditching you for no reason. It's unfair, and you clearly wanted to participate a lot. After trying to beg your cause at the school, he's involving some local journalists to make everyone realize how stupid they are to not accept their daughter! He wins in the end and you get your role back.

Underfell Sans - He tells his kid that they didn't deserve them anyway because they're too good for their shitty show. Red is so gonna hack the show to put videos of you training in the middle of the dance performance so everyone sees what they lost. He doesn't care if he gets into trouble. Not his fault you're all jealous.

Underfell Papyrus - He goes full Karen mode and he's storming the dance class to say what he thinks of that bullshit decision. He pays for lessons for his child all year, he even buys them private sessions. Either you pay him back or he's suing you, and oh boy, you don't want him to sue you when he's the best lawyer in the city. Either you give back their child's role or you're going in prison for stealing his money.

Horrortale Sans - He feels guilty. He can tell that's because the kids are scared of him when he's coming to take you home at the end of your classes. You tell him it's not his fault they're racist bitches and that you prefer to leave than support their anti-monster bullshit anyway. He's so proud of you. He's going to help you find another role though. He wants to help.

Horrortale Papyrus - He can tell immediately it's because he's scary and the other parents complained. But that's not going to happen. There's no way you're dropping your dream role for some racist idiots. He's going to tell them what he thinks of this, and of how ashame they should be for showing such an example for the young generation. He casually threatens to sue them for discriminating his child as well because it's what it is: discrimination for being a monster. He's not going to tolerate this. That's ten years since the monsters are out of the Underground, get over it already!

Swapfell Sans - That's fine, he simply pays the class director and tells them nicely that if they keep causing trouble for his child, he's closing their business definitely. The director screams at him for trying to buy privileges. The next day, the building mysteriously explodes during the night. How could that happen? O:

Swapfell Papyrus - That's fine. When you're down, nothing is better than a little revenge. You spend the night throwing dog poop and eggs at every window of the building lol. Rus switches on every faucet of the building too and let them run the entire weekend. Someone is going to have a surprise on Monday. And a water tax so high they're going to faint. That's for the money he lost in their stupid school. He's going to find another role for his kid after that.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Oh, it's fine. He simply goes to see your teacher and gives them the scare of their life by threatening them with his bones and blasters. Either you give their role to their kid or... Well, you don't really want to know what can happen, right? :)

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's disgusted your school would do something so lame after such a long time training. He assures you you're a good dancer though and that they're losing more than you, because you're clearly going to find something better and make them all jealous. When you find a new role, he's sticking posters of your show everywhere on and inside your old school so they all see what they missed.

[elvhenmage]

John Corcoran (@mrjohncorcoran) As promised, a non-exhaustive list of Shadowheart hooks/hints/prompts in two parts in the thread. From throughout the game, so spoilers naturally

General audience:

Nibbles the mouse

Shadowheart defending Nocturne while they were initiates. Hint that Viconia is proud of her, though never admits it

Nocturne doing Shadowheart's hair

Buddog, a childhood rival/bully of Shadowheart, who was also part of the mission to steal the Astral Prism

Training and indoctrination against Githyanki

The actual heist to take the Astral Prism from Vlaakith's vaults. Shadowheart being the sole survivor of a five-member team

Hints at an earlier infiltration mission at a ball in Baldur's Gate

Viconia giving Shadowheart elocution lessons to help her blend into high society

Shadowheart's enjoyment of disguises and roleplay as part of her Sharran training

Shadowheart and Nocturne's hideaway full of night orchids

'Four dogs, eight cats, nine chickens, six pigeons, four sheep, a milk cow named Daphne, a squirrel who's far too clever for her own good, and a wolf cub I found orphaned in some woods'

The owlbear joining Shadowheart's menagerie

Shadowheart's failed attempts to preserve some of her memories

Allister Marnley (Shadowheart's deceased tutor)

The graffiti

Remembering childhood games from the blighted village

Flashes of memories upon being punished by Shar's curse (while playing as Shadowheart only - not companion).

Learning about Dark Justiciars as a young initiate, and dreaming of becoming one

Nocturne helping Shadowheart remember herself whenever she had her memories taken away

'I'd like to see the islands maybe, or head south to Amn. I heard there's an enclave of werecats that hunt the followers of dark gods by moonlight. I'd love to see if there's any truth to that'

Shadowheart's Special Scrumpy

Dragon-riding with Lae'zel

Bonding with her mother, and remembering the taste of her cooking from childhood

Learning jokes from her father

Visiting the House of the Moon, and evading Sharran assassins

Somewhat spicy audience:

What unfolded under the cover of darkness in Sharess' Caress.

Shared love of smutty literature with Wyll

Hint of discreet romances and encounters amongst Sharran trainees at the Cloister

Ever notice how the Sharrans all seem to sleep together in a big dorm?

Untying knots with her tongue

'Try not to dream of tying me up'

Mistaking Durge's nighttime bloodlust for something more amorous, and being perfectly willing to go along with it stealthily while the rest of the camp sleeps

'She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety... should the need arise'

And it's lesser-seen epilogue follow-up: 'between you and me, I've pretended to have a sprained ankle now and again, for a ride on those muscles'

'Don't wear them out entirely, priest. I might have use for them yet'

Further building of sand castles

Climbing Mount Halsin

*Gestures broadly at Shadowheart and Lae'zel's love-hate tension*

A standing invitation for a private audience with Mother Superior Shadowheart, should you ever be in the vicinity of the Cloister

'Kiss me like you hate me'

Tav: 'If in doubt, I can always lie. We've been slaying dragons and making love atop piles of gold'. Shadowheart: 'That sounds fun - why haven't we been doing that? Perhaps I'll shoo the cats out of our room and scatter copper pieces over the bed some evening, and we can play make-believe'

Bite-kissing

A dash of sacrilegious bloodplay

[yanderemommabean]

God, I beg you, write something for our iconic men from far cry 5😭😭

The yandere fandom of this wonderful game is dead, and all hopes are only for you, Mommy!

What about jealousy headcons?? Or a scenario where Jacob is jealous of Stacy??? Like, Y/N and Stacy are friends and then bam! We are Jacob's woman, and Stacy... And Stacy is Jacob's dog...I can already see old, dirty and incredibly sexy jealous Jacob...

It’s very well known that Jacob has his own strange and twisted world views. What makes him jealous and what doesn't really is just a coin toss. He could be completely fine watching you be around the others as they’re covered in blood and you all share a laugh, but could be so ballistic at the sight of someone making you smile in private, or someone being patched up by you without him or someone else in the room. Now, he doesn’t care what happens as a group endeavor, packs are strong and he’s their leader, but in private?Well that's a completely different story. In private, they can see more of you than their dirty, weak, vile eyes deserve. A smile can send mixed messages to these dogs, can make them believe they deserve your time and more of it. That leads to touches, that leads to affectionate touches, that leads to him aiming his gun between their eyes and feeding their meat to the other followers as a lesson. As a group they should worship you but if they ever try without him in the room, He’ll make “the cook” look like a saint.

Staci is a relatively new follower. Trained well, or so Jacob thought. The man obeys, is brainwashed and under his control, should know his place by now. But he seems to forget who you are, and who your lover and leader is. Much too much private time, lingering behind during chores to catch up with you and talk to you. Feeding times he’s seen sitting one seat too many to you, chatting away about whatever it is that comes to mind.

Honestly, he should just string the mutt up and leave his head hanging from a rafter, but he so rarely sees you this happy without Jacob in the vicinity. Perhaps he could use this music box for more than just killing. Contrary to popular belief, you can teach an old dog new tricks, especially if you threaten their lives.

You, his sweet, dear little lamb, deserve a guard dog. One who knows how to keep you away from other unsavory, unholy followers who dare turn on their master. To keep you company, but not too much. Staci can be the one who protects you when Jacob is gone, and obey his every command to make sure you are kept safe, sound, and maybe even spoiled.

“Staci” Jacob calls, watching as you two feed the wolves and laugh about how they shake the blood filled meat around like toys. “Come with me. I need to speak with you. Alone”.

-Mommabean ((I hope this was alright! ❤️))