#Princess Shredder
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shadesofmauve · 4 months ago
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First completed art since the thumb brace came off: Chaglu and Princess Shredder! Just a goblin who knows her dinosaur is the Best Boy.
(Male dinosaurs have fancier plumage than females. Princesses are the fanciest people around! Ergo, Princess Shredder. Chaglu knows. She's seen a picture book once).
I did this sketch before I had to stop most art. It would've looked very different if I'd been able to finish it in April! Since then I've transformed my palette, gotten more confident with watercolor, and discovered the magic that is a rose red + phthalo green. I used three* paints for this, and none of them were blue).
*Okay, also white acrylic gouache, because I really shoulda figured out what I wanted to do with Princess's eye before I started painting it. Instead I re-did it. Twice.
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[The Turtles are trying to help Karai escape from Shredder's prison] Leo: Let me explain- Shredder: There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!!
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haro0o · 8 months ago
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Round 2! Forest!
I used princess mononoke as the reference now!
Please Consider Vote for Black and Brown AU
@tmntstorycomp
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ben-talks-art · 1 year ago
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I think it's so cool when there are some villains or opponents that the heroes just never really get to beat in a fair fight without some sort of outside help
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It makes their threat feel much more real and give you a "Oh, sh*t!" Feeling whenever they appear on screen.
There's something cool about having a foe that you know you can't just brawn your way out of and will need to think outside of the box in order to overcome.
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leilanising · 8 months ago
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Saki approached you with gigantic wolf(who look a LOT like Rahzar), from afar he look malicious but when got close he rather calm. He offer you for a scouting and hunting together. What would you do?
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Donnie would love that, lol. Hope you don't mind if he rides with you!
@tmntstorycomp
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yurikogane · 8 months ago
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hi chat it's been a month or something i had aps and shit anyways
been thinking about podcaster keith cuz i am a firm believer in the sophmore yr situationship canon event and he was told his voice was his most attractive quality but guess what! he uses it for cryptid podcasting and general mystery episodes. he takes joy from it too! cuz it's a long time special interest and it's nice to just talk about mysteries and theories and all of that good stuff after working a graveyard shift and being unable to fall asleep
on that note. i would also like to bring up true crime podcaster allura who is crazy passionate about doing older cases (think gabulosis) and missing person cases that people pay less attention to because they're older. she focuses more on missing poc that haven't gained much traction because she sympathizes more with them, but she's also really good at taking her emotions and removing them from her actual researching to prevent any major difference due to her biases....
idk i just like them collabing in my head i might doodle something eventually .....
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dalekofchaos · 4 months ago
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Future guest characters I wanna see in Mortal Kombat
Came up with guest characters who I think would be perfect for Mortal Kombat
Riddick
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Buffy Summers
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Doomguy
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Master Chief
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Harley Quinn
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John Wick
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Beatrix Kiddo
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Michael Myers
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Pennywise The Dancing Clown
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Xena Warrior Princess
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Judge Dredd
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Shredder
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Norse Kratos
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Ash Williams
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Lobo
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Nemesis
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The Punisher
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Pinhead
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Hit-Girl
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Max Rockatansky
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Ranye
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Gearlt of Rivia
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Deathstroke
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Jackie Estacado
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anon372 · 1 year ago
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Does anybody else think there should be more DILF Oroku Saki? Thinking about 2003 Shredder here.
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asummersday · 2 years ago
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putting my blorbos into Situations while listening to my barbie playlist on yt
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the-foley-knoll-horror · 9 months ago
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I still think the choice to have April be playable is weird since the whole game is a 90s nostalgia throwback and April's primary role in the 90s was being kidnapped. Now she's had enough and is beating everyone's ass. Again. Entirely because TMNT is desperately lacking in female characters.
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shadesofmauve · 2 years ago
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I finished this in December and forgot to post it! Behold, what Chaglu absolutely did NOT do (but absolutely considered) when the house they were camping in was surrounded by kobolds.
Princess Shredder is probably glad she didn't.
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taleeater · 10 months ago
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Fragile Part 4
Remember Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle? Well, that’s you this chapter :]
Generation: Bayverse TMNT
Tmnt x Reader Fanfic
Pronouns: Gender Neutral (except ‘dudette’ and ‘princess’)
Warnings: injury, wholesome, lots of cleaning, not proof read
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
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“You IDIOTS!” A crash resounded in the room as Stockman knocked over a table full of metal tools. “How could you let go the ONE MUTANT that survived all the testing phases!” Another crash as beakers and chemicals were knocked off a table. “I never should have left you FOOLS in charge of guarding the lab. This could set us back months of progress. If we don’t find that girl, Karai will have my head!”
With an angry huff Stockman fell into his dusty office chair and spun over to his computer. He was working on updating all the computer systems there in the old Sacks building. He had joined the Foot in taking up residence there since you had compromised their position at the warehouse laboratory by the docks. They couldn’t risk a raid from the turtles and losing all his research. This location wasn’t the most inconspicuous considering its history, but since the Shredder’s initial defeat at the hands of the turtles and April, the building had been deemed unstable and labeled condemned. Since it was difficult to dismantle such a large skyscraper in the middle of the city, it had been mostly left unoccupied for the past several years. Making it the ideal base for Foot activity.
As he was sorting through old records on the computer, he came across an interesting clip in the archived surveillance videos. 
“Hmm…. interesting…. Yes, if I do that- yes…. YES! This will work nicely.” Stockman chuckled darkly to himself as he got up from his chair. Bebop and Rocksteady shared a confused look and shrugged, not understanding the sudden change in the scientist’s mood.
“Uuuuuh, hey boss, so what are we going to do about them?”
“You two aren’t going to do anything. …. yet.” Baxter’s dark chuckle echoed as he disappeared down the hallway.
It has been 2 weeks since you met the turtles. 
Initially, April had brought you a duffle bag full of comfy clothes a little bit too big for you, and some essential toiletries. You couldn’t remember the last time you had a hot shower with conditioner and soft sweatpants to put on after. Leo’s bed was warm and clean, Michelangelo cooked you delicious comfort food, and Donatello downloaded all of your favorite movies and shows you had missed. Raph one night had even knit you a cozy cardigan. The boys were all making an effort to make you feel more comfortable. But you couldn’t help but notice the reason. 
You were still scared. 
Every night you woke to terrible nightmares. And every day you felt like you were still walking on broken glass. Startling at any sudden sound or slightest touch. You noticed how Leo looked at you with pity, and Mikey wore a faltering smile. Donnie kept busy working on tracking the Foot, aside from regularly changing your bandages, and Raph- Raph just tried to keep his distance. 
You didn’t blame them. You were a stranger in their home. You were finally in a safe place, but it was like your body was still in survival mode. High strung and anxious. You wanted to do something for them. Anything, to repay them and make yourself feel useful. A distraction.
Master Splinter had on many occasions noticed your stressed and mousy demeanor. He felt the unease in their home and the distance his sons kept with their new ward. Like neither party knew how to find common ground. 
One night, he requested you join him in his meditation room for tea. You obliged.
“I sense your unease.” He stated casually.
You hesitated, then nodded. You didn’t know how to respond.
“There is nothing to be ashamed about. For so long, you lived every day, not knowing if it would be your last. You lost your autonomy, your freedom. And yet you escaped all on your own. You are very brave.”
 “….Thank you. I just wish I could feel that way. I feel so… scared. Like I’ll wake up back in that lab again and all of this would have been a dream. I… I don’t know what to do with myself.” You fussed with the teacup in your hands. 
Splinter reached across the table and offered you his hand as a comfort. You took it gently and sighed. 
“It will take time before you begin to feel like yourself again. My boys can be a little… reserved at times. It is not often we get to interact with friendly humans. Trust me when I say, they also wish for your comfort and safety. It just may take some time for them to get used to another presence in our home. In the meantime, perhaps there is something you can do that will make you feel more at home?”
You were surprised by his suggestion. They had already offered their home up to you, you wouldn’t dare ask anything more of them. But maybe…
“….a-actually… there might be something. If I could have your permission of course.” 
Splinter smiled at you.
Once your injuries had fully healed, Splinter had called upon April and Casey’s help to assist you. There was some materials you needed of course, and Mikey was let in on the big secret. You felt guilty roping in so many people just to help you feel more comfortable, but there was something you wanted to do for them, as a thank you for taking you in. April seemed ecstatic at the proposition and was eager to bring you the supplies. Casey just seemed confused that this was something you wanted to do of your own free will. And Mikey- well, he was just excited to share a hobby with you.
The cooking part, that is. Not the cleaning.
Ever since you had been brought down to the lair for safe keeping, you had noticed one glaringly obvious thing. This was a man cave in every sense of the word. The lair was terribly dirty. Dust and grime everywhere. The only clean places you noticed were the dojo, Leo’s room, and Master Splinter’s quarters. You understood that they were all living in a sewer, and they had clearly made a bit of an effort to keep it clean. But you were through avoiding sticky spots on the floor and sitting on a dirty couch. 
First things first: Donnie’s dirty coffee mug hoard. The purple turtle was currently napping in his room after an all nighter doing surveillance in coordination with the police, so now was the perfect time to clean up his station. You were extremely grateful to April for including a pair of rubber gloves in the bags of cleaning supplies she brought for you. Mikey helped you collect all the mugs and bring them to the sink, where he was in charge of washing them while you cleaned off all of Donnie’s work tables where he tinkered. You were careful not to move any projects, but wiped it clean of all its dust and stains. Then carefully sanitized all his keyboards and mouse, cleaned all of the monitors (yes all of them), and swept away the crumbs on the floor around his chair. 
Once that was complete, you moved on to the living room. Leo was currently preoccupied meditating with Master Splinter in the dojo, so no one was around to notice you swoop in and descend on the couch. Thankfully the boys no longer had a couch made of empty pizza boxes, and had upgraded to a large sectional that Casey had found them used for cheap up top. You were certain that the couch covers had never been washed since it was brought down to the sewers. You were doubly certain that the boys probably didn’t even know the cushion covers could be removed and washed. You threw the covers into the washing machine on hot water with a healthy amount of soap. Mikey then helped you move the couch so you could clean the floor underneath, and smashed the cockroach that had scrambled out from underneath. The coffee table was wiped down, the rug was taken to a railing to be hung and the dust beat out by Mikey with his nunchucks, and the floor mopped clean. 
Next was the workout room. Raph had just finished his exercise and left for the bathroom to take a shower, so you rushed in and started cleaning off every dusty and grimy sweat covered surface you could find. There was a musky scent of dirt and sweat permeating the room. All the dumbbells had a build up of grime from their sweaty hands using them for so many years. You also made sure to sanitize all of the mats and floors as well. By the time you were finished, Raph was leaving the shower and went to his room. You hid so he wouldn’t notice you as he passed by, unassuming. Then you were left with the big task.
The bathroom.
You were certain if there was a soundtrack playing in the background, dramatic horror music would be playing. You rolled up your sleeves and went in. Toilets, showers, sinks, and the massive bathtub, all scrubbed down with an unholy amount of bleach until every tiled surface shined. By the time you were finished, Mikey had come in to tell you he was ready to start on the kitchen. That was Mikey’s domain.
You were grateful that all the dishes were already clean by the time you entered the kitchen. But Mikey needed your help when it came to the cupboards and fridge.
“Mikey? ….Why do you have 3 year old expired sour cream in the fridge?”
“Huh? Isn’t it supposed to be ‘sour’? It still looks good, doesn’t it?”
“Mikey there is black mold growing in it.” 
“Oh, so…. That’s not pepper then.”
By the time you had finished clearing out the fridge and cupboards of everything expired or moldy, you had filled 3 trash bags full of garbage. Mikey helpfully took out the trash while you cleaned and organized the fridge and cupboards, and wiped down all the surfaces. By the time Mikey returned, you were rifling through the brown paper bag April got you full of ingredients and spices you had requested. 
“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?” Mikey cheerfully greeted you as he rejoined you in the now clean kitchen. 
“Well… if I remember the recipe correctly, I want to make the dish my mom always made for me…”
Mikey looked at you surprised for a moment, then excitement overtook him. “Cool! Can I help?” 
You perked up at the suggestion. “Will you? I’d,… I’d love that, thank you!” Your expression melted into a warm smile, and Mikey felt his heart skip a beat. 
You looked so pretty when you smiled, he thought to himself. 
He wanted to see you smile more, just like that.
You both washed your hands and got to work. On the freshly clean kitchen counter, you had Mikey kneed cold butter into flour to make a dough, while you cut vegetables and cooked chicken on the stove. By the time Mikey was ready with the dough, there were 6 pie tins lined up to add the crust. The oven dinged and the base crust went in to brown while you stirred a large pot on the stove. Then you took out the pies and added the filling, and covered the tops with more dough. You were surprised at how large their oven was, but they were 4 giant mutant turtles and a rat. You had no doubt that each of the boys would eat a whole pie themself. The extra 2 were for Splinter, you, April, and Casey, who would be joining everyone later.
Once the oven door closed, Mikey turned up the radio that had been quietly humming tunes in the background as a fun song you hadn’t heard before played through the speakers. (‘Bad idea right?’ by Olivia Rodrigo started playing.) Mikey’s head started bobbing and he grabbed the wooden spoon you had been stirring with and began mouthing the words into it like a microphone. You giggled at his antics as he pointed a green finger at you and beckoned you out into the open of the room. You felt drawn to join him as the pop song got your head bobbing to the beat. You felt a feeling well up in your chest as the chorus started building up. Excitement bubbling until the chorus peaked and your head bobbing turned into jumping around. Before you knew it, you were dancing around the living room with Mikey holding your hands and spinning you around. You lost yourself in the freeing feeling of the stress and anxiety getting washed away by the music. All the cleaning you had done was so stress relieving you were starting to feel like yourself again.
Little did you know, the music had drawn the attention of the other brothers. Leo and Master Splinter came out from their meditation to watch in the doorway, Leo smiled and crossed his arms as he looked at you. Raph came out freshly dressed and looked surprised but shared a look with Leo that made them smirk at you and their little brother’s antics. Then Donnie trudged out and leaned against his door frame and fixed his glasses to make sure he was in fact seeing you correctly. 
You were smiling, laughing, and dancing.
“It seems as though we are seeing Miss (y/n) for the first time today.” Mused Splinter, the old rat brushing his beard.
Just then April and Casey walked in, carrying boxes they had brought down from up top.
“Hey guys, what’s going on?” April asked putting down her box.
You were happily giggling as Mikey spun you around at the end of the song. April grinned, happily surprised at the scene. Casey walked in behind her and started looking around the lair like he was seeing it for the first time, setting his box down next to April’s. This prompted Leo, Raph, and Donnie to also take a better look around their home. They slowly all walked out into the living space, looking in all directions. 
“.... Where did all my coffee cups go…?”
“Hm? Oh! They’re washed and in the cupboard!” You answered cheerily.
“.... Does…. Does the gym smell like oranges?” Raph said, baffled.
“.... Where did all the dust go? ….Does the couch look clean to you?” Leo nudged Donnie to bring his attention to the freshly washed couch covers.
There was a beat of heavy silence as the boys took in the new state of their home, then the timer above the oven dinged and you ran over to put on your oven mitts.
“The food’s ready!” You called out cheerfully.
In the next few minutes, everyone was sitting around the small kitchen table. Each turtle with a full pie in front of them, and large slices cut for Splinter, April, and Casey, and a smaller cut for yourself.
“Damn, what’s this? Smells great!” Casey exclaimed. 
“My mom showed me how to make this, it’s chicken pot pie. I hope you like it!” You said a bit shyly now that you had calmed down a bit. 
You watched as all the boys and April picked up a spoon and dug in, taking their first bite. There was a chorus of groans of approval as the boys hummed approvingly around their bite.
“Oh my god my mouth is singing!” Mikey exclaimed, trying to shovel the pie into his mouth. 
“How did you manage to get this level of flakiness into the crust? Was there any special preparation when kneading the dough?” Donnie questioned. Then Mikey mumbled out around a full mouth, ‘cold butter, dude’ which Donnie had to ask him to repeat when his mouth wasn’t full.
“Wow… I’ve never had anything like this before. Did you make this?” Leo asked. Raph was grunting in approval with each new bite he took, absorbed in his food from across the table.
You blushed and nodded. It didn’t take long for everyone to clean their plates. Casey, Mikey, and Raph all fought for seconds. Master Splinter and April were sharing very pleased looks on their faces, like they were conspiring all along. Once everyone was finished, you stood up and started to collect plates from the table.
“Oooooh no, you did enough cleaning today, let someone else take a turn, shortie.” Raph stood up to stop you.
“I don’t mind, really!” You urged, but you weren’t paying attention to where you were walking and bumped into Mikey who was taking his own plate to the sink. 
The plate dropped from his hand in surprise, and faster than anyone could react, your freehand shot out and grabbed the plate. There was a cracking sound and everyone froze to look at you. There you were, balancing 5 large heavy ceramic plates stacked in one hand, while your other hand was holding onto Mikey’s plate that had cracked and fractured in your grip. You were stunned.
“Woah… what just happened?” Mikey broke the silence.
Part 5
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blueberri-blu · 2 months ago
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Four Walls ||||
[Bayverse]Mikey x Reader ~ Fluff
Prompt #7: "Why are your hands purple?" "That's a very good question"
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The lair was quiet, an unsettling feeling making itself home in your gut
After the near Krang Invasion, the turtle brothers decided it would be best if you stayed at the lair due to receiving a major injury from the shredder
You understood that the brothers just wanted to keep you safe, so you went along with it
Unfortunately, this meant you rarely went outside, and the Vitamin D supplements that Donnie gave you just don't replace the feeling of being outside
Mikey, being the most extroverted of the brothers, seemed to pick up on your growing homesickness
And when he asked you about it, you admitted that, all you wanted was to see the sunset again, to be able to feel the suns warmth on your face again
That's when Mikey came up with an Idea
He convinced you to stay out of your room for the whole day "But Angel cakes, your beauty deserves to be out in the open, not locked away like a princess in distress!"
He promised you some of your favorite snacks, and that's all the convincing you needed to stay out
You suspected he was trying to make it more homey, adding blankets, posters, tapestries, the works, all so you could feel more comfortable
Mikey was in your room for hours, not having come out at all, not even for pizza
It was late, and you were trying to fall asleep on the couch, when you heard your bedroom door open
You wanted to take a peak at what Mikey was doing, only to catch him... Purple? handed
"Why are your hands purple?"
Mikey looked like a deer in headlights, just utterly horrified, but, he wanted to keep his cool "That's a very good question" he said, smiling at you
You demanded to see what he was up to, but he told you to just give him a second
You could what sounded like aluminum cans being thrown around, and the occasional "aw shit" from Mikey
Finally, he came out and beckoned you with a little dance to come see
You stepped into your bedroom, surprised with an absolutely beautiful mural
It was a massive sunset, covering your entire wall
Mikey the turned on an electric heater, facing it towards you, while turning on a flashlight with orange crepe paper covering it
"See! Now it's almost like you're outside again"
You could feel the lump in your throat and the stinging of your eyes start to give way, allowing your tears to flow
Mikey panicked, "wait! If you don't like it I can take it down! I'll repaint the wall back to what it-" you interrupted him with the strongest hug you could muster
Between sniffles and sobs you managed to say "No Mikey, no. I... I love it! I really do, thank you so much! I... Can't tell you how much I appreciate this"
Mikey guided you to the floor, holding you as strong as he could without hurting you
You both cuddled together for the rest of the night, basking in the comfort you provided for each other
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I read the prompt and immediately thought of Mikey shenanigans! I was feeling a bit down though, so I went for a comfort fic! I hope you guys like it!
I love y'all <3
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glow-worms-are-believers · 2 years ago
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Crack Idea (dp x dc)
Just Fright Knight deciding he wants to make a power grab since Pariah Dark’s not around anymore and he’s getting bored. So, of course, what better way to get that boost he’s looking for other than to challenge Princess Diana of Themyscira for the title of Wonder Woman. While in battle, Diana is struck by Soul Shredder and is sent to face her deepest fears, and the Amazons are forced to give him the title though they keep trying to take it back through duels. Now, the Justice League is stuck with freaking Fright Knight as their ambassador and champion of the themyscirian amazons, even though he’s: 1) not an amazon, 2) very much dead and 3) potentially evil.
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lemonandtheart · 1 month ago
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Here have a little break from the sillies with some lore (I promise my comic does have a plot and is going somewhere)
I have a lot of things that went on in the past with Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi but it all culminates in the death of Tang Shen and the genocide of the Hamato Clan. More specifics of that will be revealed through the actual comic. This happened in early to mid 1999. My comic takes place in 2018, which is a little hard to tell because it was so recent so technology isn't that different. I was a teenager in 2018 so it's a time that resonates with me and that's why I chose it. So the birth years for the boys, April, Casey, and Karai in order are:
Casey: 1998
April: 1999
Leonardo: 2000
Karai: 2000
Raph: 2001
Donnie: 2001
Mikey: 2002
Anyways, Oroku Saki married my OC Ai as a substitute for Tang Shen. I think of my Shredder as being just as ruthless and evil, but I think the scariest kinds of villains are that of Emperor Belos or Coriolanus Snow. He has a lot of the same qualities of them in 2003 except I think he's stupid for dismembering people who he would be better off leaving in one piece like Stockman. I think it was very much in the same vein as Coriolanus Snow picking a wife he basically hated so that she'd never be able to hold any power over him. I haven't decided too much of the specifics of Ai outside of she's never seen much because he keeps her hidden away. Many members of the foot aren't even aware he has a wife. I think they live extremely separate lives and barely ever interact. I think she's very opposite of him, but she's in a position where she and people she holds dear would be in a lot of danger if she defies him or decides to leave. Karai especially would drop her mother like she was nothing if she did, and she has a very strained relationship with Karai as she gets older due to her being Saki's mini-me and it makes her very sad and frightened of the monster her daughter is becoming.
The relationship Saki has with Karai is very close. I think she's very much Daddy's little princess and that's a very large part of why she doesn't see her mother much. She's his second in command (much to the hatred of Chris Bradford and Xever because I have also stolen them too for my iteration) She has very much been raised from birth to embody his ideals. I think he's very aware that love is a stronger motivator than fear in Karai. He doesn't have to make her fear him at all. He showers her with the love and adoration she desperately craves and she'd kill 1000 men for him. There was this one thing I saw somewhere that was along the lines of "those hands that cradled you are stained with the blood of the innocent" and the person responds with "but they cradled me." and that's their relationship as she grows.
I hope you enjoyed some of my general thoughts. They're subject to change! I'll see you all for more of the boys being so sillies tomorrow <3
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months ago
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Hazband 2: Band AU
Buckle Up, Buttercups. This is gonna be looooooooooong.
-"Insider Bands" playing on VH666 streaming services on a computer monitor / TV screen sitting on the desk against the far wall-
Charlie: (laying on her belly on her bed and chewing her nails like a cartoon goat chews through a field of grass as she watches the TV)
Riff Rascal: Alright, dudes, dudettes, non-duders, and rock-aholics! That was Simple Plain's newest single "Why Are We Kids?!". Coming up next, our guy, our big shredder, our big bad-
????: Dammit, Riff!!!! Just get on with it!!!
Riff Rascal: Yo, sorry, boss lady! Coming up next, we have our expert in all things metal and shredding, Axel Steelgrave, conducting a super secret, super exclusive interview with one of Hell's latest and greatest! Stay tuned!
Charlie: (whines and plasters her face into the comforter) Fuck! I really messed up! I shouldn't have released that album, guys! What if Vaggie doesn't like girls outside of the metal scene?! Then I'm just the creepy, stalker, pop diva who messages her on Sinstagram every once and a while! And likes all of her posts! And comments on each picture! And-
Razzle: (trying to finish polishing Charlie's hooves after a full pedicure and hoof care) Baap?
Charlie: So? It was only ever mentioned once in a tabloid that she was once in a poly ship with a man and woman before. Nothing set in stone. Who listens to tabloids anyway? She said she was a lesbian in her last interview with Angel Metal Monthly.
Dazzle: (brings up a wide array of nail polishes) BaaaAaaAp?
Charlie: Yes! She messages me back almost immediately after every message I send her, but that doesn't mean the's interested in me. She hasn't been online in a week! (rolls over and flops onto her back, covering her eyes with her arm) Not since Katie Killjoy did that whole news segment on my new single music video and album.
Dazzle: (painting Charlie's hooves in a deep red hue called "Wicked Sinister") Baaaaaaap. BaaaAAaaap. Baap. (clicks his hoof in a way that's supposed to look like a sassy finger snap and blows heated air over the paint)
Razzle: Baap! (scowls) Baaap. Baaa. Baap!
Charlie: Thanks, Razzle. No, Dazzle. I really don't think this is some kind of rebound. I really started liking her during the Battle of the Bands gig over at the Jackpot Hotel and Casino. She was the first person who didn't openly laugh at me being there even though I was the only pop singer there.
-VH666 blares back with a heavy metal guitar riff-
Axel Steelgrave: Hey, good evening, everyone. How's it going? Tonight, we have a very special guest. (camera pans out to show Vaggie sitting next to Axel in an interview chair) Lead singer, guitarist, and rocking girl, Vaggie the Steel Vagina from Fallen Angels.
Charlie: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! (crocodile death rolls around in her excitement and falls out of bed, completely wrapped in a burrito, and worm crawls over to the TV) RAZZLE!!! DAZZLE!!! TURN IT UP!!!
Razzle: (salutes) Baap! (grabs the remote and turns up the volume)
Dazzle: (sad bleats as he looks at the mess of nail polish everywhere) baaaaaap.....
Vaggie: (trying not to snarl at the name) It's just Vaggie, Axel.
Axel Steelgrave: Oh, sure. Sure. Well, thank you so much for taking the time to come and see us. Not gonna lie. We were shocked to hear that you were coming out with a new single so quickly.
Charlie: (plasters her face to the screen) New Single?!?!?!?!?!
Vaggie: (blushes slightly) Well, I figured after hearing the Princess's new album and call-out, I should work on a reply.
Angel: (from behind the camera man) You wouldn't have had ta write and record a whole new song and music video if you just sent 'er a video of you jacking it all week! I've never heard dat vibrator work so hard in its life! I swear I smelled smoke last night!
Charlie: (squeals, gasps, and shrieks all at once and falls backwards)
Vaggie: (jumps up from her seat) Angel! What the Fuck?!
Axel Steelgrave: Well, well, well, I guess that answers my next question. I take it this new single is going to be good news for the Princess?
Vaggie: (still steaming as she sits back down and tries to compose herself) I know you have the video on hand. Why not play it and let the fans see for themselves?
Axel Steelgrave: I couldn't have said it better myself. (to the camera) With that being said, let's take a look at a sneak peek of Fallen Angel's new single: "Dear, Charlie - For Somewhere Better".
-Video cuts to some random point in the music video where Vaggie is standing in black leather skirt that has the leather ripped into strips in a hoola-skirt style, black halter tank top, thigh high leather heeled boots, and black fingerless gloves, holding and shredding a guitar. Angel is a pink, fabulous gay disaster on drums while one set of hands works a keyboard.-
Vaggie: (singing) We'll ignite. Still dreaming wide awake. On the hunt for "Somewhen brighter". Pull me close now, and I'll dream until my dying day. Till we create a new "Somewhere better". The promise of a life. Like a thousand suns inside my broken heart. I can see through your eyes. And embrace the flame that guides me through the night.
-Video Cuts back to the interview-
Axel Steelgrave: (freaking out excitedly) Wow! That's quite the statement! Good on you, Steel Vagina!
Vaggie: Vaggie.
Axel Steelgrave: Before we end this exclusive, is there anything you want to say to the Princess in case she's watching?
Vaggie: (Face falls briefly as her eye widens and a blush colors her face) Oh.... (shakes her head to compose herself, looks into the camera, and makes a telephone gesture) Call me~
Axel Steelgrave: (laughing) Alright! You heard it here first, folks. "Dear, Charlie" will be available on HellTunes tonight at midnight. Thank you all so much for tuning in. And, as always, stay rocking.
Charlie: (finally managing to unravel the blanket and sitting on the floor with a bright red blush) C-Call.... Her.... She wants me to call her... (jumps up and down like a teenager in a bad "not another teen movie" while holding Razzle and Dazzle's hooves) SHE WANTS ME TO CALL HER!!!! (pauses) How?! I don't have her number!
-DING!-
Charlie: (dives for her phone on the floor and opens a new Sinstagram message)
FallenAngelVaggie: Hope you got a chance to watch "Insider Bands" tonight. Talk to you later? Maybe over coffee? XXX-XXX-XXXX
Charlie: (takes a deep breath) SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Vaggie: (leaning against the wall of the VH666 studio, holding her phone against her chest, and taking a long drag of a cigarette)
Angel: Hey! I thought you were quitting! (yoinks the cigarette and plops it between his lips)
Vaggie: Dammit, Angel! I said I'd be done once my case is empty! (digs in her pocket and pulls out an angelic steel cigarette case) It still has four left! I haven't even lit up in nearly six months!
Angel: I know! Proud of you for that. That interview rile you up that much that you gotta wreck six months of hard work?
Vaggie: Ugh! (slams her back into the wall) You think Charlie got the message?
-squeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Angel: (looks up at the sky towards the Morningstar Mansion where it looks like fireworks are going off on one of the balconies) Oh, I think she got it~
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