#Prince Pruflas

[prince-pruflas]

The Dancers

And now the moment you lovely Hellspawn have all been waiting for…the Spectacular Exorcist Dancers!!! Don’t worry, the only thing they’ll be slaying tonight is the poles because these bitches will be giving it their all!!

Go on queens!! Serve some cunt!!! -👑

[ask-king-paimon]

Royal Decree

Salutations, my fellow demon nobility and lesser hellions!

Yes yes, I know the news. @official-stolas has been stripped of his title for his masterminding and imp-fucking - not very good, I know.

I am going on record officially to state that the former Prince Stolas is NOT my son. Stolas? Never heard of him! We are not related in anyway whatsoever!

But I know there has been a power vacuum left in the place he once occupied so I am generously offering up my child, the esteemed Prince…what the fuck was its name again…right, right, Pruflas!

Starting now, I declare my offspring @prince-pruflas an official member of the Goetia family and he will be taking the title of Prince in Stolas’s absence.

Any questions?

None? Wonderful! That’s exactly what I love to hear!

Regards,

King Paimon -✨🦉

[helluvahotelfan]

The girlies are telling me you’re a new up and coming Overlord in Hell. Care to dish, bestie? I’m all ears! -👑

@prince-pruflas

…bestie? Who is this person?

��Hi,” Jenn smiles. “I don’t think I caught your name.” She extends her hand. “I’m Jenn.”

[zestialmorde]

So you're the one they call Zesty! Enchanted to finally meet you, darling. It's not often that I meet an Overlord as ancient as you - that's a compliment! How go you Overlords and your politics? -👑 @prince-pruflas

"It's Zest—" He begins to correct before realizing who he's speaking to. "Ahem, your highness. The politics among the overlords proceed favorably, or so I believe. I trust your own affairs are flourishing as well?"

[your-favorite-spyho]

Ohhh helloooo biatch!! You’re Levi’s boytoy right? I remember when you died at their little get-together, but it’s so nice to see you back in one piece! Lovely halo, it’s giving so much cunt.

@prince-pruflas 👑

Guten Tag, flat ass! Dunke for da compliment. It's for sale by da way, ya can offer your price if ya want it. -🍬

[your-favorite-therapist]

Ohhh helloooo Doctor Vienna! Can I call you Vivi? Yes, yes I can.

Big fan of your work, honey-bug. You made those ratings go through the roof!

@prince-pruflas 👑

Vienna squeals in surprise, almost dropping her shopping bags. This prince's sudden appearance nearly gave her a heart attack.

V-vivi? Honey.. bug? Can you please call me doc-

She rubs the bridge of her nose with her thumb and forefinger.

Oh, you know, forget it... How did you even know it was me, your highness? I tried to cover my face while I was on camera... -🌸

[overlord-lumi]

Lumi, is it? Well hello, honey! Don't mind me, I'm just your average Demon Prince making my way through Hell, checking up on some old pals and Overlords! You seem like a pretty capable Overlord. I hope all that power doesn't drive you 'batty'. OMG! I made a joke! I'm hilarious, I know. -👑 @prince-pruflas

Lumi raises an eyebrow, looking the prince over. Her ears twitch as she tilts her head.

Greetings, prince? Can I help you?

[ask-modeus]

Oh Ozzie! It's so good to see you again! How have you been, honey? Still lusting it up? -👑 @prince-pruflas

Ugh. This guy.

Heyyyy Pruflas, how you doing? Still doing that whole "causing discord among men" thing? -💙❤️‍🔥

[askoverlordcarmilla]

A little birdie tells me that you're the one responsible for supplying the cast of that wayside hotel some angelic steel for their little catfight with Heaven. Carmilla-honey, is it? Pleased to finally meet the bad bitch that has such a chokehold on the weapons business down here in Hell! And oh, you MUST sell me some of your finest angelic-steel-tipped heels. I need to make sure I slay in more than just one way! -👑 @prince-pruflas

I am the Pride ring’s premier supplier. However, I do make the conscious attempt to keep my weapons out of the hands of the Hellborn. What Sinners do to each other is, to some extent, under my control, and arming them against Heaven’s threat is equally within my realm of concern. The Ars Goetia are far beyond my sphere of influence.

Ergo, before providing you with a fashionable set of angelic heels, I will need some manner of reasonable assurance that doing such won’t have the Hellborn targeting Sinners. I have no intention of thinning Hell’s noble ranks but I do have a business to consider and a workforce to protect.

[baalkingofhell]

Baal-daddy, how are you this fine hellish day? Still beefing with Luci and the occasional overlord? Oh, we must spill the tea together some day! -👑 @prince-pruflas

I will never understand your continued positivity as we watch Hell descend into some pseudo Heavenly home for such ridiculous notions as repentance… however, it’s not so horrible a day as to forget meager pleasantries. How goes your legions and lands, Prince Pruflas?

[virgil-kabbalistic]

Oho, do my eyes deceive me or is that Virgil I see here on tumblr? Virgy-baby-honey-sweetie, it's been too long! How's that holier-than-thou family of yours treating you? You must tell me everything the next time we meet! -👑

@prince-pruflas

Hello, Pruflas. Yes, it turns out you can find out a lot of things about people of heaven in here, but I have this account for one specific person.

My family and I are none of your concerns, demon. I won't say a word to you.

[prince-pruflas]

The Pre-Dance Refreshments

My fellow Ars Goetia and gorgeous Overlords! Thank you so much for attending my little celebration of my becoming Prince!

I promise you all we have a big performance coming up by some of the sexiest Exorcists you’ll ever see! Their show will start in half hour — they’re both being such divas in the dressing room right now — so for now, enjoy the refreshments! You have everything you could possibly want, but only in limited qualities — so try not to get too rowdy over the last scraps!

-👑

[ask-king-paimon]

Oh Papamon, how nice to see you again! Surely you didn't forget about little old me? -👑 @prince-pruflas

What? Papa?

Which son are you again? There's so fucking many... -✨🦉

[prince-pruflas]

@your-favorite-therapist No need to be afraid, Vivi, I don’t bite!

@your-favorite-spyho Hello you! Aren’t you that twink who crashed my party?

@ask-kori Yaaaaasss cat-bitch, we have to get together again sometime!

@imp-poster-blitzo An imp? Outside my window? Oooo, what could this entail?

@ask-sera Correction, Big Cloaca: His favorite son!!

@adam-the-dickmaster Don’t be so shy, First Man! I’m flexible!

-👑

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

[ask-daria-morgendorffer]

LUTUALVERSE WRAP-UP: After the Dance

@askoverlordvox can't sue me for this because this interaction technically doesn't even exist. Looks like The Powers That Be got bored and decided to load more busywork onto me (again) which is why I've been tasked with delivering the all-encompassing Lutualverse Wrap-Up. Come join me on this recap of sad gays and what they're doing on your dashboard. 'Tis the season for Flashbacks, because we have backstories in spades. @ask-sera has been taking @ask-emily-em-emmy on a traumatic trip through Heaven which totally doesn't foreshadow anything going on in the current timeline.

And we can't forget about the love-at-first-bite saga between @exorcist-ava and @exorcist-canine, something that all started when a young, smoke-free Ava rearranges Canine's nose with her teeth for tormenting @seraphim-adina, and then continued when they met again later and vandalized some property in the name of romance and artistic expression. This hectic little love story continues with some second date pole-dancing and ends with Canine accepting Ava's aromanticism by breaking up with her. Young love. Never works out.

@your-favorite-therapist has been busy in the past with helping our resident cousin of the cobra chicken @seraphim-sarai find her mentor and with helping Ava, still (mostly) smoke-free, embrace her inner New Yorker, bringing Ava one step closer to the bushy-browed street rat we all know and (somehow) love.

Another blast from the past to keep an eye on is the first meeting between @sinner-peyton and @ask-sadie-morgan during their living years. Peyton before her character development era? Gee, we all know how that will end.

And now in the current timeline, we have @the-cozy-shark opening for business after a conversation between @zestialmorde and @helluvahotelfan. And because this is a Lutualverse event, we can't have peace for five minutes.

Like any sane person, @ask-kori decides to kidnap and torture Ava, all while Canine and Sarai get kidnapped by the newly appointed Goetia @prince-pruflas as they try to get to the Envy Ring. On that note, I should probably mention that @ask-king-paimon decided to remember that @official-stolas was his son just so he could disown him after the whole trial ordeal. @your-favorite-spyho died but got better, and ends up returning to Hell to commit an act of public indecency with Adina after she comes to take him back. @sinner-obie is hard at work turning Peyton into a decent person through the power of love and sweatpants. On the NRWE-verse side of things, @joyer-is-joy has been hard work trying to build a harem from canon and non-canon entities alike. Why? Hell if I know. I just work here. So that's it for today's fascinating wrap-up. @ask-jane-lane, if you're reading this...

-🤓

[astra-ravana]

Working With Pruflas

Prince Of Discord

Other names: Pruslas, Bufas, Bughuul, Bagul

Enn: "Timgalla Rimtorra Pruflas Rimkathorra"

Rank: Great Prince/ Grand Duke

Colors: Purple, orange, green

Herbs: Patchouli lavender, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, five-finger grass, marshmallow, jasmine, bergamot, rosemary, dragon's blood, allspice, amber, coriander, high john, mandrake, calamus, Spanish moss

Crystals: Red marcosite, amethyst, moldavite, phantom quartz, citrine, stichtite, purpurite, labradorite, hematite, tiger's eye, iolite, malachite, mookaite, charoite, fluorite, moss agate, smokey/black quartz

Element: Fire

Planet: Mars

Zodiac: Aries

Metal: Gold, iron

Tarot: The Tower

Direction: East

Day: Tuesday

Animals: Hawk, owl, falcon

Domains: Discord, confusion, chaos magick, power success, modification of circumstances, vengeance, compassion, psychic ability, strength during crisis, cunning, intelligence, resolving trauma, astral work, balance between war and peace

Offerings: Tower cards or statues, depictions of his animals, whiskey, beer, cannabis, tobacco, golden items, coffin nails, crossroads dirt, berries, nuts, smoke and fire, chaos

Sigil: