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"Love languages" are psychobabble with no empirical backing.
Hey Baz? is it ok if im not fully gay? like if im only bisexual?
Hiii simon-snow-sa .. my name is Baz and I'm soo😝 aroused😍 thatοΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½ you have follow🌸 me🌸 I'm extreamly curious all the time and I just made that shot for you so IπŸ–€ hope you will love itπŸ”ž on the linkπŸ’™ in my Bio at top☝️🌹 I am eager🀍 to give you happyπŸ’• time,So come fast😻 I beg youπŸ”₯ my profile🌹 name there is Baz8908
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people you're literally standing in a ravenous truck demon's cachement area this might be the time for a speedy getaway
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FLY YOU FOOLS
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I was temporarily possessing Malcolm and got mixed up. THIS IS VERY ADVANCED MAGIC OKAY. Where the hell is Shepard
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Again. RAMMING SPEED!
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β˜†β—‹ β˜†β–‘ ░● β—‡0 β–‘β˜† β˜†β—‹ β˜†β— ░♧ β—‡0 β˜†β— ░♧ β—‡0 ░♧ β˜†β—‹ β˜†β–‘ β–‘0 β—‡0 β˜†β–  β–‘β—‡ β˜†F β˜†D β—‡0 β˜†F β˜†D β˜†β™‘ β˜†β—‹ β˜†β™‘ β—‡0 β–‘β˜† β˜†β—‹ β˜†β–‘ β—‡0 β˜†β˜† β˜†β–‘ β˜†D β˜†F β˜†E β—‡0 β˜†β— ░♧ β—‡0 β˜†E β˜†β™‘ β˜†D β˜†β–‘ β˜†β˜† β—‡0 β–‘β˜† β˜†F ░● β˜†F β–‘β˜† β˜†β™‘ β–‘β˜† β˜†β—‹ β˜†F β˜†E β—‡0 β˜†β™‘ β˜†E β˜†β˜† β—‡0 β˜†β™§ β˜†β™‘ β˜†E β—‡0 β˜†β—‡ β˜†β–‘ β—‡0 β˜†B β˜†β— β˜†C β˜†C β˜†β–‘ β˜†β˜† β—‡0 β˜†β— β˜†β–  β—‡0 β˜†β—‹ β˜†β–‘ β—‡0 ░♧ β–‘β˜† β˜†F β–‘0 ░♧ β—‡0 β˜†β™€ β˜†β–‘ β–‘β˜† β–‘β˜† β˜†β— β˜†E β˜†β™€ β—‡0 β˜†β—‹ β˜†F ░♧ β–‘β˜† ░♧
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That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!
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Are you ready?
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As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)
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On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.
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All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.
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I just wish more of Shep's friends would help out. There are so many people who owe Shep a favor. Like, for example,
Sid / the Insidious Humdrum The rest of the Bunces Bigfoot Minty Sasha Micah Debbie Mordelia Keris Swithin Rhys Trixie The dryad The rats The goats The merwolves Goblins Numpties Miss Possibelf the merperson who knocked Shepard up The either/orcs the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb Debbie the tree person barkeep Kipper
You know just hypothetically speaking
Do you have a plan to save Shep?
Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.
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What questions do you ask to which god?
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Yes, though it pains me to say it. Anyone with a tumblr account can help, Normal, mage, vampire, pornbot, human.
Do you have a plan to save Shep?
Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.
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What questions do you ask to which god?
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I have to do everything myself around here.
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Do you have a plan to save Shep?
Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.
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What questions do you ask to which god?
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How is this taking you so long? Just cast See the matrix and it'll be obvious.
Do you have a plan to save Shep?
Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.
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What questions do you ask to which god?
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Do you have a plan to save Shep?
Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.
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What questions do you ask to which god?
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There is exactly one person who gets to flirt with me with annoyingly persistent questions, and he's trapped in his fucking truck. I don't have time for this.
What's the most interesting thing you've seen in your crystal ball?
That's classified, Normal.
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What's the most interesting thing you've seen in your crystal ball?
That's classified, Normal.
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