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[ask-king-paimon]

I’m literally just here to do all the cracked out things the other characters the mod has won’t. There will be no effort put into this account. I’m gay and tired.

Lutualverse explanation can be found here. Go follow the other hotties and catch up on the stories. Or don’t, I just work here.

[ask-king-paimon]

Hello and Welcome!

If you’re here, you’ve probably seen it interacting with some of the lutual blogs and assume that this is another RP blog.

You’re both right and wrong! This blog is an RP blog, but not in the same sense as most.

This blog does not have a set character or characters associated with it, instead it takes the role of any background characters needed to tell our stories. We can’t have a blog for every character ever, its just not possible (despite how some of our group might try /j). Our solution was to build an account to play some of those characters that wont be seen often. Maybe a quickly defeated villain, a character whose presence is important but doesn’t have much of importance outside of an interaction or two, or just a fun little one off side character.

The characters can be played by ANY of the Lutuals. All of us have access to it.

At the time of writing this, we do not have asks on for this account. The Lutual Statements are still listed in full below, please read them before interacting with any of our accounts.

Lutual Statement

After a pretty rough week with a lot going on, the Lutuals have decided that moving forward we will be a bit more selective regarding certain things. We love sharing our characters and developing new and interesting storylines for people to read and interact with and want to continue doing so while protecting ourselves and our mental health. Please see below on the things we expect moving forward.

Asks, anon or not, will be deleted on sight and the sender blocked if they fall into any of the following categories:

NSFW - finding the characters hot is fine! Telling the mods what you want to do to those characters sexually is not!

Violence - show typical violence may be part of storylines or backstory to inform characterization! Graphically describing violence you would like to see done to the characters doesn't! To vent frustrations with characters, please throw a bible at them; the mods will get the message just fine.

Hate Speech - the Lutualverse is a fun spinoff of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss settings and isn't the place for social or political commentary. We're just here for the various shades of queer relationships; if you're not, kindly move along.

Spam - many Lutuals utilize their queues for asks and submissions; if you sent it once, we probably got it and will answer asks and post submissions in due time. Sending more than once will just confuse Tumblr and annoy the mod.

To better form a cohesive, consistent universe with multiple storylines, the current Lutualverse is a set roster you can find here, all of whom have been vetted as 18+. As the blogs, storylines, and shows are 18+, it is recommended that minors do not interact. We are not accepting applications at this time to join the Lutualverse, though individual mods may respond to starters at their discretion; these events will not be canon to the universe.

It has also come to our attention that some blogs are claiming to be part of the Lutualverse despite not being official members.

While we appreciate that people enjoy our work, we DO NOT appreciate being impersonated or having unaffiliated members claiming to be part of our canon.

At the time of writing, the ONLY Lutuals are as follows:

@joy-eris-joy

@able-juice

@silvireal

@texanredrose

@kambiteydragon

@moreausposts

@hazbin-hoe-tell

@canibalistic-brownie

@greybazzy

@seecatrun

@pseudobun

@atttwoood

@paperroxas

Any new blogs or members will be announced by ONE OF US and will be LISTED on the Lutuals roster.

Any unaffiliated users claiming to be part of our verse WILL BE BLOCKED.

Again, we would like to stress that we enjoy the interaction and support. This is to protect us and better craft compelling stories. Thank you for your understanding.

-The Lutuals

[ask-king-paimon]

(Tears up.)

She’s beautiful. -✨🦉

here's your wife @ask-king-paimon, i helped her with makeup just for you. enjoy

[ask-king-paimon]

Happy birthday to my amazing friend Avery (@/informist).

I'm now 22, and you would've been 19 this year. I was looking forward to celebrating our birthday together. I'm still thinking of you.

I know this isn't much and that I kinda screwed up the files a bit (the colors are supposed to be much brighter than this but for some reason my program can't handle it), but I still hope you enjoyed this.

[ask-king-paimon]

You know I could find someone to hook you up with if you really need a new seventh wife 🫦

If she doesn’t have blue hair and pronouns I don’t want her! The stripper was made for me! -✨🦉

[ask-king-paimon]

Why won’t she love me!? -✨🦉

[ask-king-paimon]

Time to stop fucking around. Paimon grew larger, his form shifting into a looming black figure with many eyes.

You want to challenge me, pest? I have existed in this realm far long than you have been alive. -✨🦉

@seraphim-sarai

With Ava in her arms, Vienna walked into the barracks Adam had rented. It was just the two of them living there for now, so it was eerily empty.

I-I'm so sorry it took me so long! If I had a TV, you wouldn't have to wait at all!… You must have felt so hurt and scared... -🌸

V quickly walked into her room, not stopping in the hallways. She laid Ava on the bed, then frantically started searching for bandages.

@your-favorite-therapist

Haha, ya can say that…

Ava forces himself to laugh, trying to not worry V so much despite the tremendous amount of pain he was in. Seeing her troubled expression and frantic movements, he felt guilty for bringing her unnecessary pain. Seemed like even in Hell he couldn’t stop being a bother to his loved ones.

I’ll be a’right though, no worries! I am hella strong, na’mean? -🚬

[ask-king-paimon]

Who are you? Get out of the way, you’re stopping me from getting married for the seventh time! -✨🦉

Too lazy to defend himself, Paimon starts picking up his imps and throwing them at Canine.

With Ava in her arms, Vienna walked into the barracks Adam had rented. It was just the two of them living there for now, so it was eerily empty.

I-I'm so sorry it took me so long! If I had a TV, you wouldn't have to wait at all!… You must have felt so hurt and scared... -🌸

V quickly walked into her room, not stopping in the hallways. She laid Ava on the bed, then frantically started searching for bandages.

@your-favorite-therapist

Haha, ya can say that…

Ava forces himself to laugh, trying to not worry V so much despite the tremendous amount of pain he was in. Seeing her troubled expression and frantic movements, he felt guilty for bringing her unnecessary pain. Seemed like even in Hell he couldn’t stop being a bother to his loved ones.

I’ll be a’right though, no worries! I am hella strong, na’mean? -🚬

[ask-king-paimon]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[ask-king-paimon]

Gathering the help of Pruflas’s flying minions, King Paimon was able to track down Sarai and Canine. He was perched outside the window of the hallway, holding a bouquet of hell flowers. He was accompanied by a band of underpaid imps playing trumpets.

Ah, there you are! My new wife! What was your name again? It doesn’t matter! I’ll learn it after the wedding!

He goes down on one knee and pulls out a small box. Inside is a ring made from one the finest infernal gold.

I, King Paimon of the Ars Goetia, command that you become my lawfully wedded wife. Should you agree, you shall become a powerful Queen of the Ars Goetia with all you could possibly desire at your fingertips. So, my dear stripper, will you marry me? -✨🦉

@seraphim-sarai

With Ava in her arms, Vienna walked into the barracks Adam had rented. It was just the two of them living there for now, so it was eerily empty.

I-I'm so sorry it took me so long! If I had a TV, you wouldn't have to wait at all!… You must have felt so hurt and scared... -🌸

V quickly walked into her room, not stopping in the hallways. She laid Ava on the bed, then frantically started searching for bandages.

@your-favorite-therapist

Haha, ya can say that…

Ava forces himself to laugh, trying to not worry V so much despite the tremendous amount of pain he was in. Seeing her troubled expression and frantic movements, he felt guilty for bringing her unnecessary pain. Seemed like even in Hell he couldn’t stop being a bother to his loved ones.

I’ll be a’right though, no worries! I am hella strong, na’mean? -🚬

[ask-king-paimon]

I suppose it's time to make one o' them introduction posts.

I am Satan, ruler of the Seven Rings of Hell since the pretty boy can't be bothered anymore, and ultimate infernal authority. Welcome to my court, where I pass judgment on every wretched soul who comes before me. Now, I'm a busy man, so I suggest you keep it brief and move right along.

What, were you expecting more? Go find a Goetia if you want theatrics; I've got my next meeting to get to.

[ask-king-paimon]

Welcome 🙏

My name is Yogurt and I’ll be your guide. Feel free to ask about my in depth guided meditations.

Remember folks, ‘as above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul.’

Peace be with you friends.

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This is a role play blog for Yogurt (Satans personal therapist), a canon character from the helluva boss series. This blog is affiliated with the Lutualverse™️. However, this blog can and will interact with others so feel free to interact.

Please, No excessive violence, hate speech, or spam.

Any asks and/ or comments including these will be deleted.

Account holder is 21+: minors DNI

Main account: @hazbin-hoe-tell

[ask-king-paimon]

(Answering IC)

That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:

❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl

🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon

💛~ We’re just friends… unless?

💚~ I want to be you

💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you

💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me

🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties

🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?

❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you

❤️‍🔥~ Oil up

❤️‍🩹~ Please get help

💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭

💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year

🫀~ You make me go feral

♥️~ You’re my type

💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot

💞~ Enemies to lovers?

💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you

💓~ We would destroy each other

💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)

💖~ I’m judging you ☕️

🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…

🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3

😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you

🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺

💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉

🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way

🩶~ We would not get along

🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀

💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first

[ask-king-paimon]

Hello and Happy New Year everyone!

I hope everyone has had a good time celebrating the New Year with friends, family or whoever!

Just wanted to post this to state that my responses to RPs and questions may be a bit slower this year, at least for now, since I’m currently busy with internships and general life stuff.

Thank you to all my supporters and of course to my beloved loots. I hope to share lots more of my stories with everyone here!

[ask-king-paimon]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[ask-king-paimon]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.

[ask-king-paimon]

Just a reminder that spamming me with asks (especially when it’s the same one every time) is a guaranteed way to get blocked.