#Preston x Calvin

[skyland2703]

Preston: As a straight man I can objectively say that Calvin is hot. Sarah: As a toaster I agree. Preston: But you're not a toaster?? Sarah: And you're not a straight man Preston.

[augment-techs]

And and and a Greek!Calpresto AU???

@skyland2703

[inlovewithalotoffandoms]

Imagine you want to write a story, but Brody won't let you.

"I'm writing it." You told Brody for the millionth time that day.

"We've been over this, hon." He replied.

You got up after fixing stuff under the car.

"No, you talked, I ignored." You smirked and continued, "By the way, You need a new muffler."

"I think this is a tie rod end." He said as he examined the part.

"Come on, Levi, back me up here." You looked at your husband's older brother for some help.

"Uh, no, thanks. I know better than to get involved in a debate with Y/N Y/L/N." Levi replied playfully.

"But you do know the feeling, that itch, that fire in the back of your head, the siren song of a story that has to be written. Huh?"

"Yeah, I do, I do."

You turned to face Brody and he said,

"The world is gonna want to know why Y/N Y/L/N went to space with the Red Ranger."

"Details, I'll make up a reason." You replied.

"Oh, so much for truth in journalism." He said to you with a small smile on his face.

"Says the reporter who writes about his own exploits as the Red Ranger." You then took a pause, "I was the first human to set foot on what's left of An Alien spaceship, to lay eyes on the Jewel Parts, to endure the endless, hallways of the cells, and I have to write about it." You chuckled, "One small step for Y/N Y/L/N, one giant leap for Y/N Y/L/N's career."

"Says the woman who is already the most famous, feared, and intrepid reporter on two earths," Brody replied and you rolled your eyes.

You pulled on his shirt to clean a stain off.

"And yet someone on this farm is still making 21 cents on the dollar more than me." You smiled, "And it ain't Levi, honey."

You gave him a kiss. Then said, "You two catch up. I am gonna go slam some small things really hard."

You went into the barn and started climbing up the ladder.

"Okay, just be careful on that ladder. It's really old." Brody told you, concerned about your safety.

You smirked at him, "You'll catch me."

[augment-techs]

@skyland2703​

#ManCrushMonday - Both Nico and Peter!

@nicogreetham @petersadrian

[joshuarenfroe]

Nas for Heron Preston x Calvin Klein by Renell Medrano

[azurezfiction]

Power Rangers ship list

Because everyone seems to be doing it; here is my ship list!

Everything under the read more because it's a ton:

MMPRS1-Turbo 1: Tommy x Kimberly Zack x Trini Billy x Trini Jason x Tommy Billy x Skull (because of augment-techs) Stone Canyon Trio Rocky x Adam Aisha x Shawna Bulk x Connie David Truehart x Trey Tanya x Kat Tanya x Adam Tanya x Zack Aisha x Zack Turbo II - Lost Galaxy: Ashley x Cassie Andros x Ashley Zhane x Andros Zhane x Astronema/Karone Karone x Maya Mike Corbett x Carlos Vallerte Kai x Damon Leo x Andros TJ x Damon Lightspeed Rescue - Wild Force Joel x Miss Fairweather Kelsey Winslow x Nancy Thompson Carter x Ryan Dana x Taylor Taylor x Alyssa Merrick x Cole Eric x Wes Wes x Jen x Eric Katie x Trip Eric x Trip Danny x Max

Ninja Storm - SPD Dustin x Hunter Tori x Blake Blake x Trent Tori x Kira Dustin x Conner x Hunter Ethan x Cassidy

Mystic Force - RPM Nick x Xander Chip x Vida Udonna x Leanbow Leelee x Phineas Claire x Xander RJ x Casey Lilly x Theo Jarrod x Camilla Casey x Jarrod (x RJ) Ziggy x Dillion Flynn x Gemma

Samurai - Dino Charge Antonio x Jayden Lauren x Mia Troy x Jordan Noah x Orion Gia x Emma One-sided Jake x Noah (Jake crushing on Noah). Tyler x Shelby Tyler x Ivan Ivan x Tyler x Matt Koda x Phillip

Ninja Steel - Cosmic Fury Brody x Preston Calvin x Preston Calvin x Men. Sarah x Hayley Devon x Blaze Ravi x Roxy Ollie x Javi Amelia x Javi Izzy x Fern Zayto x Aiyon Zayto x Javi

Comics: Ace x Gent* Trek x Ace* Violet x Zack Ellarien x Remi Nikolai x Daniel Grace x Jamie x Terona Grace x Terona Matt Cook x Billy Cranston Crossover ships: Andrew Hartford x Mr Kelman (1995 Movie) x Dane Romero Fred Kelman x Justin Stewart Cam x Kimberly Conner McKnight x muscular guys Merrick x RJ Chad x Danny Chad x Aurico Delphine x Hayley Ziktor

*I have so many headcanons about these two ships and how it connects to canon, I'm really hoping to get it out soon!

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DDS mod here with an update!!!!

So I was planning on doing a most submitted post. BUT I MADE THE LASAGNA SCALE! And here are the stats!

HERE IS THE FORM! TRIOS ARE OFFICIALLY ALLOWED BUT THEY NEED AT MINIMUM 6 SUBMISSIONS

LASAGNA STATS

Basically if you would trust your duo on making lasagna

With 33,1% of the submissions. 1/3 of the characters are probably banned from the kitchen. WITH A SIMPLE 0

After that with 17% of the votes. Comes duos with a 2 on the scale with 52 submissions.

Now our least voted options are 6,7,8,9 and 10 on the scale. Let’s reveal those characters

Now I won’t reveal how many submissions each got. Some got 4, some 3, some are just solo submissions

6 on the scale

We have

The Dr & Donna from Dr Who

Porsche and Pete from Kinnporsche: The Series

Henchman 21 & Henchman 24 from The Venture Bros

Yor & Loid Forger from Spy x Family

Elder Price and Elder Cunningham from Book of Mormon

@gregorygerwitz & @kitthekazoo (yes I allowed real people and people submitted themselves)

Bill Preston & Ted Logan from Bill & Teds excellent adventure (this was the second highest score they got)

Walter White & Jessie Pinkman from breaking bad

Pete Wentz and Gabe Saporta from Bandom

Calvin & Hobbes from uhh… the comic of the same name

Now for our 7, where 11 duos landed

We have

Bill Preston & Ted Logan, again!

Jack O'Neill & Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1

Mayday & Zuke aka Bunk bed junction from no straight roads

Laura Hollis & Carmilla Karnstein from Carmilla

Allison & Paige. I still need your URLs please DM me

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi & Barnaby Brooks Jr from Tiger and Bunny

Alec Hardison & Elliot Spencer from Leverage

Rean Schwarzer & Crow Armbrust from Trails/Kiseki series

Madoka Kaname & Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Mayday & Zuke, again

Eustass "Captain" Kid, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Monkey D. Luffy from one piece (oh yeah about uhh Luffy is in another duo with like an equal amount of submissions and I won’t allow him to go in twice. Hes stupid but not a cheater)

7 duos have gotten an 8 on the save

We have!

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took from lord of the rings

Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter from Agents of SHIELD

Jessie & James from Pokémon

Lup & Taako from the adventure zone (credit to @arojovela for the fanart!)

Nathan and Jacob from drawfree

Shadow/cid kagenou & beta from the eminence in shadow

Monkey D Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Sanji from one piece

Time for the 9s!

We have 6 characters here!

Romana(dvoratrelundar) & Leela from Gallifrey (Doctor Who expanded universe)

The Bros from the bro duet

Mary Quinn & Sarah McCool from Derry Girls

Dana Scully & Fox Mulder from the X-files

Sokka & Zuko from Avatar: the last airbender

Someone’s mom and dad (they said I could draw stick figures)

Now for the 10s, let see who we can trust in the kitchen

Here. They. ARE!

TK Strand and Evan "Buck" Buckley from 911/911 lone star (I know I make jokes about being followed by OP fans but buck has followed me more. I CANT escape him)

Lanz and Sena from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (credit to Illius on pixiv for the fanart)

Spongebob & Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants (they also got a 0)

Nozaki Umetarou & Mikoto Mikoshiba from Monthly Girls' Nozaki Kun

Billie and Thea from Bill & Ted Face the music

@mb-blue-roses & @sungsyc-amore

Rin Okumura & Kuro from Blue exorcist

kirika akatsuki & shirabe tsukuyomi from senki zesshou symphogear

Mario & Luigi

TK Strand and Evan 'Buck' Buckley, again

(Btw sup @tournamentdirectory)

[the-mad-closet]

New ABC list! Ninja Steel polycule (aged up) D (dreams), E (experimenting), G (games), H (humour), V (video call), X (X-rated), Z (zones) <3

I'm always super excited to see the Ninja Steel folks in my asks and I'm even more excited to see the specifications. Thank you muchly Estel!

Levi Weston | Aiden Romero and Brody Romero are NOT dating in this relationship, just dating everyone else.

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D - Dreams

Sarah has dreams sometimes about having rough sex that leaves her with bruises. Brody's the only one comfortable enough to do that with her though.

Hayley had dreams about getting double penetrated. Calvin and Sarah did that for her once while she sucked Preston off.

Preston doesn't dream a lot, and when he does, it's usually about magic. Calvin doesn't dream at all. Brody and Levi both agree that their dreams are nothing compared to reality.

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E - Experimenting

Brody, Preston, Hayley, and Sarah are always looking for new things to try. Calvin's a little hesitent, and Levi is willing but not actively looking. They all trust each other and can read each other better than anyone else can.

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G - Games

Hley and Sarah play connect four for who tops who. Levi and Brody flip a coin for who stays in the room during full fledged scenes unless specific requests are made. Sometimes, they throw darts at a board for different kinks or positions to try out.

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H - Humor

They're all business for the most part, but none of them mind sharing a laugh during sex. There's six of them, five during any scene. If one doesn't fall off the bed at least once, they consider it a really good night. Usually Brody or Calvin fall off the bed.

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V - Video Call

Not usually with Preston or Levi during the day, because both have to be ridiculously professional in their day-time jobs. However, there's been several times when they're on a call and one starts something to finish later on.

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X - X-Rated

Hayley does on occassion, usually with Calvin or Levi. She gets ideas that way. Usually she just comments on how unrealistic the moaning is, but porn is how she got Calvin to try wax play.

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Z - Zones

Brody: Neck and back

Preston: Scalp and hands

Calvin: None that he knows of

Hayley: Clavical and breasts

Sarah, thighs and the small of her back

Levi: Arms and neck

The team thinks it's hilarious the Romero brothers have similar turn on spots. Apparently their father has it too.

~

Thank you! @estel-eruantien

[dixt]

kiko mizuhara for calvin klein x heron preston

[this-is-youniverse]

Park Seo Joon woke up and chose violence

[freshthoughts2020]

[skyland2703]

Sarah texting Calvin about Brody and Preston

Calvin in a group chat with Brody and Sarah

Brody to Preston

Brody and Preston (Brody is the blue)

It's midnight, here, yell at me to sleep /hj

Ninja steel chat posts REAL.

-> SARAH EATING A WAFFLE OUT OF ANGER. AGAHAHHGAAHSJDKDDJD she would

-> they really do need to kiss each other UwU

-> Calvin, that’s not homeless or cute. That’s clueless.

-> LUNGES AT YOUR THROAT that’s a love language fam

-> Preston is asian ofc he doesn’t know what to do when he’s faced with ACTUAL compliments /j

GO TO SLEEP (it good for u) NOCTURNAL ABSSJJSKKSDJQKEJSJSJDHEJD

Also: This (green is brody white is preston)

[augment-techs]

Another one on the made-up fic title thing: A Bad Batch of Cookies + Calpresto

Title: A Bad Batch of Cookies//Worth a Baker's Dozen From the Shop Rating: T Relationships: Preston Tien/Calvin Maxwell; Hayley Foster/Sarah Thompson. Characters: Preston Tien; Calvin Maxwell; Mick Kanic; Redbot; Hayley Foster; Sarah Thompson; Brody Romero; Levi Weston. Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff; Mini Dates; Horrible Cooking Skills; Kitchen Shenanigans; Dyslexic Calvin; ADHD Preston; Mick being a better father figure than both Dane and Mr. Tien combined; Bakery Donuts; Diner Date. Summary: "Can we have chocolate milk and dino nuggets instead?" Preston continued to hold the cookie tins aloft in his apron that really wasn't appropriate for the kitchen (terrycloth? really?) in the oven mitts with the cows painted to look like ladybugs; smoke wafting up around him and the fire alarms blaring like emergency calls.

Calvin, for his part, continued to look innocent, but also completely and utterly done with this situation in the multi-thousand dollar kitchen Preston had commandeered for the day with the promise of giving his staff the day off. The egg mess was still drying on his crotch and shoes, and he was fully aware that he'd need a boiling hot shower to get the caramel syrup and rum extract out of his hair.

Additional Scenes for thought:

Preston accidentally turning store bought eggs into pigeons, cardinals, robins, and two very confused peacocks.

Mr. Tien telling Calvin he smells like a girl because of the extract and syrup and Calvin being FULLY secure in his masculinity, thank you very much.

Calvin being totally aware that he's wearing a blouse and heeled boots he got in the mutual breakup with Hayley, but being totally unwilling to give them back no matter how many times someone brings it up.

Kissing in an unexpected downpour and cutting scenes to observe Calpresto walking soaking wet into a Denny's.

@skyland2703

[inlovewithalotoffandoms]

Sandlot love

A/N: Y/B/F/N=Your Best Friends Name and Y/BF/B/N=Your Best Friends Brothers Name.

It wasn't a lie that you were the shyest girl in the school. That's why Levi liked you so much. When Levi asked you out you asked him 'why?'. He said 'Because you're cute and you like to stay away from the crowd.' Obviously you said yes, at first you thought it was a joke but Levi turned out to be really sweet and not full of himself like most musicians.

After your third date with the gold ranger, he asked you to officially be his girlfriend, and to prove he was being serious he told you he was the gold ranger. To say you were shocked was and understatement but you said yes anyway. You knew what you were getting yourself when you did, but you loved Levi to the point you would to die for him.

Now, you don't like meeting new people and socialising and Levi new that but he wanted you to meet his friends and officially say "Guys, this is my girlfriend, Y/N." But you already figured out that he's friends were the other five rangers. Hayley was so exited that the four of you could go on double dates. The only thing that Levi had on his list was for you to meet his dad.

So here you are, at his house to meet his dad. You were really nerves. Levi knew what you thinking so he took your hand in his and said,

"My dad is a nice guy. He's so chill, like you. He'll love you. Stop worrying, princess."

"It's not that, it's just...remember when you meet my friends?" You replied.

"The Sandlot shenanigan? Yeah. What about it?"

"Well, what if I invited your dad to the Sandlot tomorrow?"

"Babe, are you saying you want my dad to A; Meet your friends, B: Be involved with the don't jump over the fence thing, and C: Watch us being all lovey dovey?"

"Well?"

"If you want to, then hell yeah. You ready to go inside now?"

"Yeah."

Let's just say you and Dan had a lot in common. You told him about the Sandlot and invited him. He said,

"If work ends early, I'll be there."

The next day, after school you and the rangers went to the Sandlot. You started playing the game, picking up where you left off the day before. Dan arrived when you were up to bat. You looked at Your best friends brother and gave him the signal to do the joke.

"This is like déjà vu." You said.

"What's like déjà vu?" Y/B/F/N responed.

"This is like déjà vu."

"What's like déjà vu?" Y/B/F/N laughed.

"Got ya."

She got back into her position. Her brother looked at you and said,

"I'm just gonna go nice and easy on ya at first, okay?"

"You know what, Y/BF/B/N? That's always been your problem. You're too nice." You stated.

"Excuse me?" He relpied.

"You're excused." You smirked.

"Y/N, wait! Before you bat-"

Levi ran up to you and put his Cowboy hat on your head. You shook your head at his goofiness.

"That's cute."

He chuckled and gave you a good luck kiss. He whispered,

"Go get 'em, tigger."

He ran back to the dug out and stopped when he felt the Rangers and Dan stair at him.

"What?" He asked.

"Nothing!" They yelled in unision.

"Yeah, okay. Nothing." He nodded and sat down. Brody got his phone out and everyone repeated the Red Ranger. They texted in the group chat that doesn't have Levi in it.

Brody: They are so cute together!

Hayley: Couple goals.

Calvin: What about us?! Nobody's cuter then us!

Sarah: They cuter then you and Hayley. Even she can agree.

Preston: Yeah, he literally called a time out, ran up to her, gave her his hat and gave her a good luck kiss.

Dan: Y/N's a good kid. She's nice and she makes Levi happy. That's all I want for him.

Brody: You're right dad, I haven't seen him this happy since...well, since he became the gold ranger.

Hayley: Guys! I know there cute and all but let's just watch the game.

All: Sorry!

Everyone has left the chat.

It was getting late so you decided to go home. You all said your goodbyes and left the Sandlot. Dan gave you a lift. You got out of the car and said 'thank you.' But before you could even go in your own house, Levi grabbed your hand which caused you to spin around. You smiled at him and he kissed you softly. You pulled away and said goodnight. Levi went back to the car and saw the look on his brothers face.

"Lover boy!" Brody grinned at Levi. As a response to his brothers remark, Levi playfully pushed Brody as he exclaimed,

"Shut up!"

You're friends where starting to get to him. As the gold ranger his duty is to protect the earth, but he's duty as himself is to protect you.

[miseducation-of-laura-palmer]

KAIA GERBER 2021 HERON PRESTON X CALVIN KLEIN RENELL MEDRANO

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Calvin Klein x Heron Preston Season 2 | Photographed by Jiro Konami