#Premarin

[arikitari-josei-osaka-naru]

Naru's new prescription (circa 1999)

Synthetic Estradiol wasn't a thing yet in the 1990s, so in this story concept she's got the more antiquated Premarin instead.

(I know I've been leaning really far into this HC lately, and that it's mostly author appeal since I'm trans, and I understand most people probably don't buy into this random idea since there's nothing to indicate it in the series... but it speaks to me, and I kinda figure, why not just go for it? So here we are.)

[whatfinestandsfor]

What’s fun about this is that you can collect estrogen from horses! They produce SO MUCH estrogen when pregnant that it’s expelled in large quantities in the urine, so starting in the 1940s pregnant mare urine was collected for use in manufacturing estrogen medications.

I love putting pointless effort into photoshop jokes

Estrojan horse (inspired by someone on discord)

[rosejuliianaa]

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[jenniferrobingallery]

MENOPAUSE AND PREMARIN: To treat or not to treat, that’s the question!

[mcatmemoranda]

Premarin is called premarin because it comes from Pregnant MARes' uRINe. It comes from horses they keep pregnant. They get estrogen from the mares' urine.

[entangledv2-blog]

I get you, and I have something to add:

Igorina says early in the book that the shit beer tastes like horse piss...then explains that she never said she disliked it, just that that's objectively how it tasted. Now, this could be just a gross gag, but consider: what was the red pill, again? And, where would a pre-industrial civilization get estrogen? And could someone get a taste for it...?

Thinking about that one part of monstrous regiment where Polly talks about how both the igors and the nugganites view the body as clothing. And how that connects to the themes of the book of freedom of gender expression vs the harshly enforced gender roles of the nugganites.

The igors can change their body parts around, just like you can with clothing. "You" is not confined to the physical parts you have, but rather a more metaphysical concept. Body parts are just another facet of presentation to the igors, including gender presentation.

The nugganites share the same idea of a metaphysical soul, yet they view the clothes you wear as a part of you. A devout follower must conform to strict standards in order to not be an abomination. The clothes represent a projection of their true self, yet ultimately only fulfil a goal of not violating a strict, arbitrary code. To the nugganites, your body, sex, gender, and presentation are all unchanging truths about yourself that you must constantly project out to the world.

Do you get me.

[badgerofshambles]

when I was being wheeled into the OR for my hysterectomy earlier this month I did the whole “I hope they play Hot To Go!” bit with my partner, and just before they put the Versed in my line, you’ll never guess what the lil gay millennial nurse put on the Bluetooth speaker

[errant-heron]

they tell me that 54% of estradiol excretion is through urine. it's an obvious inefficiency. but to improve the effects of your HRT, there's an obvious solution. all you have to do is get really good at holdi— no, wait, come back!

[firespirited]

Wish I had the knowledge and tools and 200 hours of free time to make the Barbie movie fanedit of my dreams. 

Barbie (premarin edition): 1h 30 minutes.

Same film for Babs minus the pink suit heist part but Blonde Beach Ken has a petty rivalry with Asian Beach Ken so he’s channelled it all into rage against his beach career competition. 

Barbieland is falling apart because of their macho one-upmanship (insert massive edit of the middle/end sections recut with a couple of Point Break references).

Will Ferrell’s presence is cut by 96%. The country song is cut up to be Kens only on screen.

The outro has a stop motion bit with both 1/6th dolls riding Barbie horses and clearly taped down because their bodies don’t quite fit, they race because they can’t quit competing. 

It’s all left up to the viewer what they read into this.

[isaacsapphire]

Originally "hormone replacement therapy" was for post menopausal women, and it involved "Conjugated Equine Estrogens" aka Premarin. It was huge for a few years; nearly every old lady who had health insurance was on it... then research showed that actually taking Premarin was associated with a lot of negative health outcomes and it got a lot less popular, but post menopausal women are probably the main group of afab people seeking hormone replacement therapy.

AMAB people can go on testosterone. AFAB people can go on estrogen. Remember that intersex people fucking exist. Some of us are FORCED to do hrt to align with what we were assigned at birth. THINK ABOUT US.

[lucythebrazen]

Noise cancelling headphones and I are so inseparable that my therapist gifting me a pair is my personal canon event

[pilcare-nce]

Premarin Tablet - Conjugated Estrogens (0.625mg) Pfizer Ltd - Pilcare - Exporter from India

Premarin Tablet is a female sex hormone (estrogen). It is a part of female hormone replacement therapy which helps in treating estrogen deficiency symptoms like hot flushes (red and warm face) and vaginal dryness.

[xerserise]

[dualumina]

People did what with horse urine

[v-carepharmacy]

Less serious, but common side effects include headache, breast pain, irregular vaginal bleeding or spotting, stomach/abdominal cramps/bloating, nausea and vomiting, hair loss, fluid retention, vaginal yeast infection, reactions from Premarin Vaginal Cream such as vaginal burning, irritation, and itching. https://v-carepharmacy.com/shop/premarin-vaginal-cream14-gm

[callifawnia]

"pregnant mares urine = premarin" will always be the best drug name but i am a fan of "progynova" being interpreted as "in favour of new women"