#PowerfulMan

[helmort]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒌⭐(Friday's Tale)

On the frigid morning of January 1, 2024, an ungodly hour past midnight, Elon Musk found himself knee-deep in the ultimate glitch. Picture this: London on the horizon, a pivotal conference at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m., and an unforeseen digestive apocalypse curtesy of some dodgy sushi. His plush ride turned into a war zone, and the richest, most powerful man on Earth discovered a new definition of rock bottom – he'd shitted himself.

The streets teemed with life, paparazzi sniffing for their next scoop. A crisis unfolded. Hotels, no refuge. Commerce, on pause. Jammed phone lines condemned him to the clutches of a dilemma only a laundromat could remedy. In the city's underbelly, he stumbled upon a humble establishment run by an Indian family. The scent of spices and incense masked the scent of Musk's misfortune, but a crowd of over twenty had already gathered.

Clad in a jacket disguising the wreckage below, Musk attempted to navigate the disapproving glares. Asserting his identity became the only way out. "I'm Elon Musk, and I need immediate assistance!" he proclaimed. The Indian proprietor, undeterred by celebrity, retorted, "I don't care who you are; you wait!" Musk cranked up the volume, "I'm Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Twitter, and it's of vital importance that you…" the Indian, cut him off, "I'm Jagdish Patel, I don't give a bloody bloody who you are! You wait!" An air of tension thickened. Musk persisted, "It's crucial; I have a conference with the most important people on Earth about…" Patel interrupted again, "I don't bloody care! We're working since morning, and nobody on Earth cares about us, so we don't care about them!" Unyielding, Musk continued, "I can give you $1000 if you…" Patel shot back, "You can give me all the money in world, but you wait! This old woman is here for hours!" Anger boiling, Musk threatened, "You know!? I can pay somebody to kill you if you don't help me!" Patel, indifferent and powerful like Shiva in person, replied, "I don't care! I'm Indian; if you kill me, I reincarnate and kick your ass in another life!"

The dialogue hit a crescendo when two towering, Jamaican-accented men intervened, "Yo, yuh haffi wait like everybody else, or we mek yuh shit dat second time inna row!"

At the stroke of 5 o'clock, wearied by the relentless standoff, Patel apologized, "We're closing. Come back tomorrow, Sir." slamming the door on Elon Musk's face.

In the heart of London, the man who could launch rockets to space and redefine social media was defeated by a humble Indian and a touch of poop, a stark reminder that money can't buy everything.

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[floorbed]

this is me and my jakeys firefly musical cast list @powerfulman

[retrievaldivision]

pics from our reaper photoshoot >:))

othello is me will is @infamously-winking grelle is @ecosine eric is @powerfulman photography by @ marissa.dumlao on ig <333

[wyst]

✨Nine people I'd like to know better✨

Last song: "i wanna be your girlfriend" by girl in red ! a perfect song for yearning~

Favorite color: dark green !

Currently watching: Dungeon Meshi ! i read the manga last week and i am loving the anime so far. senshi.... save me.. senshi. save me senshi

Spicy/savory/sweet: of these three i'd go savory, but really i'm a sour fanatic !! of the dozens of sour candies i've tried, lolli and pops lemonade sour strips are my fav :]

Relationship status: single ! love if you're out there... pls hmu

Current obsession: one piece babey !!!! if you've followed me for a while, this is obvious, but hooo boy. i haven't had an interest give me such ultra brain worms in ages <3 1000/10 would recommend

tagged by: @greaterspawnislands (woo hoo thanks h!! :])

tagging: @narwhalsarefalling @floorbed @powerfulman @aneldritchbeing @princess-pathetic-112898 @kelpeigh @what-are-you-writing @fractal-thoughts no pressure + if i didn't tag you and you want to fill this out, please feel free to join in !

[friendofcrow]

took my first E shot 2day! i would like to thank My Beautiful Partner Meteorite for helping me take the leap and being so kind to me and loving me so so much and always being there for me, and Moxy especially for giving me the shot - My Beautiful Friend Tab Powerfulman for needles and makeup and someone who is So So proud of me , And my beautiful Best Friend James Tinderfishboy for being there when i first figured it out and showing me it could be done !!

[concordewillfly]

tagged by angels ryan @kalaharidown​ and luna @bloodcoveredgf​ to share my 6 on repeat albums 🎷

in love and death by the used / where the heart is by sweet pill / 10,000 gecs by 100 gecs / full collapse by thursday / glow on by turnstile / endocannibalismo by stormo

tagging @computerexploder @tomatosoup2001 @powerfulman @crucifixionenjoyer <3

[calvinandhobbes]

@powerfulman tagged me in my top 6 albums on repeat rn. fleetwood mac /ethel cain / big thief / hovvdy /leonard cohen / lcd 🫶🫶🫶

i’ll tag @cantaloupe @chateauofmymind @bourdaingirl @canoncompliantlestat & anyone else who wants to :)

[ecosine]

tagged by @dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition and @palukoos to share 5 songs ive been looping :) thanks guys!

i tag @maliciousentent @powerfulman @mysterioussinkhole @quillith @probablynightshady @ravenbirde and whoeber else wants to >:)

[onpyre]

tagged by @palominojacoby <3 to share 10 comfort movies (in no particular order)

harold and maude (1971), hal ashby

young frankenstein (1974), mel brooks

grosse pointe blank (1997), george armitage

jacob’s ladder (1990), adrian lyne

mikey and nicky (1976), elaine may

practical magic (1998), griffin dunne

tombstone (1993), george p. comsatos

good will hunting (1997), gus van sant

romeo + juliet (1996), baz luhrmann

hanna (2011), joe wright

tagging if you wanna share: @psychodelicategirl, @deadendtracks, @powerfulman, @cinemapphic, @calvinandhobbes, @halahmp3, @cosmicblame, @asordidbarwere, @aquiilegia, @sainteverge, @notesonvamp, @tonysopranosfeverdreams, @rocket2017, @freddiekugel, @fridgebride, @freshfigs, @pheygele, @pray1ngmantis, (honestly if we’re mutuals assume i tagged you cuz i wanna knowww)

[spiderbasil]

@powerfulman​ anyone else feeling like a target audience 

[snoozingbear]

tyyyy @rocket2017 and @powerfulman for the tag <3

6 albums i’ve had on repeat lately!

1. hayday - feeble little horse

2. 10,000 gecs - 100 gecs

3. eat your young - hozier (a single but i’m counting it)

4. new wave - against me!

5. grace - jeff buckley

6. bark your head off, dog - hop along

tagging @killaura @mumintroll @notesonvamp @onpyre @sweetrevenges if you want to!!!!

[floorbed]

thanks for tagging me @gulduqat :-)) epic mutual. here are my 6 albums on repeat rn

sheryl crow's self titled album

elliott smith's self titled album

god save the animals by alex g

the live version of the kz soundtrack by ludowic

who really cares by tv girl

you don't mess around w jim by jim croce

everyone be so nice to me about the sheryl crow ok it genuinely goes so hard. it genuinely hits i promise

im tagging @powerfulman @dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition @tired--misu @covey-o-quail and @rocket2017 if they want to :-)) and any of my friends who want to do it ok u guys have fun :-))

[nintendo64alexg]

thankyou @powerfulman for the tag ehehehehe. 4 Songs I Have Had On Repeat..

1. square hammer by ghost

2. vampire money by my chemical romance

3. head like a hole by nine inch nails

4. wheels by the foo fighters

i tag: @dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition @ecosine @belgaer @punkdeaf and whoever else wants 2 !!

[vidtape]

thank u tab @powerfulman for tagging me omg this is so cool and YET i cannot deliver..... here are six albums ive got on repeat except i only ever listen to two actual albums ;_;

tagging @bobdylanhater1965 @lesbianatlarge @vampiremoneyz and @stjoanisarockstar maybe u guys can hit the six album mark >_>

[friendofcrow]

ty @powerfulman for tagging me!! i’m gonna cheat a little and list four Albums i’ve had on repeat cos i just listen to Albums

1. reinventing axl rose - against me!

2. all hail west texas - the mountain goats

3. transgender dysphoria blues + shape shift with me (they are sisters to me)

4. rocket - alex g

hmmmm… i choose @eyesopod @tinderfishboy @fagskywalker @thetruelailoo @ro0mbadump (you guys don’t have to, only if you want💖)

[frankeneglected]

[6 albums i'm listening to]

eat your young - hozier / so much (for) stardust - fall out boy / tracey chapman - tracey chapman / jagged little pill - alanis morissette / songs of faith and devotion - depeche mode / juju - siouxsie and the banshees

i, too, mostly listen to playlists rather than albums but these are frequent features (ignore that eat your young is technically a single and not an album ive had it and labour by paris paloma on loop this past week)

thank you @bouillonbabe for the tag ilysm

if @dykehoratio, @powerfulman, @tendercoredyke @lovelygoblin would like to participate you may consider this your invitation