nintendo64alexg
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any pronouns, 19. terfs fuck off
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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that
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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
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merry christmas and happy holidays~
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amar chadha-patel is so insanely handsome it's like what the fuck. that can't be right. how has he not always been playing the role of 'billowy white shirted tight pants romantic hero in a period setting'
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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully
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