#Portugal eurovision

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The Portuguese Eurovision broadcaster is currently threatening a "formal protest" due to the delay in uploading Portugal's grand final performance. It is theorised this is due to the Portuguese artist Iolanda wearing nails that depict Palestinian imagery.

I looked into this further and found that she wore these nails on the tourquise carpet on May 5th (picture 1)

She wore the same outfit (picture 2) at the Flag Parade during the Grand Final, though it is unclear (to me) if the nails are the same. During her walk during the flag parade she gestures to show off her nails and looks serious. This was May 10.

On the same day when she performed she wore the nails again (picture 3).

There's been a crackdown of Palestinian imagery at Eurovision this year due to Israel's participation.

[eurovisionart]

🇵🇹 Dina - Amor d'Água Fresca

[leidila]

Everyone was like go Mimicat then everyone forgot about her. But not me. 💃

[rms-himmel]

#justiceforportugal

[empoart]

🇵🇹 Adelaide - Penso em ti, eu sei

[redlips-blooddrops-deux]

OKAY PORTUGAL IS DEF IN MY TOP FIVE SO FAR !

[centaur-dreaming]

Mimicat…..I wonder if she likes Doja…

Oh yay! Someone singing in their own language for once!!!

I like the vibe but it’s doing nothing for me

A lot of the time though these songs sound better in the studio as opposed to live. For example, last year I really liked Stefania but wasn’t nuts about it, but now when the studio recoding version comes on my playlist I go bonkers. Never skip it ever. One of my favourites of all time.

Also from a fashion standpoint, what the fuck with that shade of red with that shade of pink????? What the fuck what the fuck.

Yeah final ops: Nah. Like Graham said, 2nd performer never wins

[lavellun]

not really following eurovision this year for obvious reasons, but i was able to see iolanda's entrance in the flag parade and couldn't stop smiling and being so proud of having her representing my country ❤️ like she did for the 'turquoise' carpet, she chose to wear a custom dress from the palestinian brand trashyclothing 🍉 and, in that same carpet event, she had the keffiyeh pattern on her nails. the portuguese delegation also confirmed that they saw the is*aeli team harrasing the other delegations.

[lanadelreggaeton]

in memoriam of these green fashionistas who were robbed of their eurovision win

[euro-tradition-vision]

So because Portugal had Palestinian keffiyeh painted on her nails, during recap they played her semi final performance and not final performance. Are you kidding me??!

[drakonfire12]

https://x.com/trashyxclothing/status/1789373667517886768?s=46&t=eZCdwkGXr9vy8K85axBjlA

[my-zen-space]

Eurovision 2024 be like:

[eurovisionart]

🇵🇹 Lusitana paixão - Dulce

[gaymer-hag-stan]

This is the actual top 10 btw, genocidal horse-faced cunts have no place in Eurovision. Fuck her, fuck her supporters and fuck the EBU, I stan these icons only!

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2024: Last Place

37. ISRAEL Eden Golan - "Hurricane" 5th place

Decade Ranking: 150/153 [Above Noa Kirel, below Roxen]

Where do we start?

Let's begin, perhaps by stating the obvious. Israel's participation in this year ruined the contest. You encounter an entrant or two that completely warp the meta around them at every contest, but never to an extent this cataclysmic. Every sour note of this contest, and there were plenty, sprouted from the decision to allow Israel into the year. That was the tipping point. I believe that makes "Hurricane" the worst entry of all times in terms of the sheer negative impact its presence had on the edition it parttook in.

The ESC discourse -on asocial media- completely revolved around the conflict in Palestine either to denounce the war crimes perpetrated by the Israeli goverment and the subsequent silencing of critical voices calling it out, or to make a stand against the Poor Young Girl who was unfairly maligned by radicalized leftists for a conflict she had no hand in.

So was it any surprise that Israel won every Western televote? Be honest. I know that the Twitter manchildren claim Israel cheated, but they are in denial. The televote was genuine. The scalpel slices both ways, sadly. For every heckler booing Eden or protesting for Palestine or announcing a Eurovision boycot or lecturing the general public to not vote for Israel, a sympathy vote for her arises because "Aw She Doesn't Deserve So Much Negativity, Poor Thing". That she willingly chose to rep israel at THIS time with THAT song is blissfully ignored. Eden Golan is not a child. She's fully accountable for the effects that her participation caused, and is perfectly a-OK with it.

So, wake the fuck up. The sympathizing nutcases were OPENLY mobilizing to vote for Israel without even watching a second of the contest, to prove a point against you know, "insane leftist wokery" or whatever they call it. "You can't make me think what you want or do what you want, TAKE THAT". It's the same principle that led to Brexit and Trump beating Clinton. Similarly, they attempted to hijack the results like a particularly nasty species of asian hornet because their 'Freedom of Speech' is more important to them than fair results in an entertainment show, or a potential genocide. Or maybe they were just indoctrinated. A smaller sample size due to boycots + 20 votes per crazed zionist, it's honestly a miracle Croatia STILL beat them in the TV overall.

In other words, pretty much every opinion about Eden revolved around the politics that accompanied the flag she flew under.

And I'm sorry, but Eurovision is not supposed to be about Israel. Why should THAT country get more attention, or even preferential treatment in this otherwise excellent line-up? That's not what it should be about.

It is THEM who it should be about:

None of these artists asked to be a part of this shambolic display. So in that sense, let's do something many have FAILED. Let's do what we're supposed to dp: Discuss the SONG, outside of context.

Frankly, there's remarkably little to say. Even without the context, "Hurricane" would have been bottom of the barrel for me regardless? It's a mediocre sappy ballad aimed to Make People Cry. We see such ballads pop up all the time in NFs (most recently Krick in Luxembourg and Noble in Portugal), where -more often than not- their sucktitude catches up with them and manifests a loss.

I've seen people be outraged that Norway's jury gave it points but I mean, look at any recent scandi NF and tell me a Hurricane wouldn't fit within its ranks. It's Undo, What if, A Monster Like Me, all the tacky soulless ballads with poor narratives preying on the soft-hearted and the guillible with cheap emotional manip. "Hurricane"was cut from the same dementor-esque, sympathy-craving cloth. Call me old fashioned, but I was taught that sympathy requires a modicum of respect, which needs to be earned, not begged for like a dog's dinner. (I hope the Europapa fans are reading this because this also applies to him, and that ghastly outro). If your song was written with the idea in mind of pinkwashing the deaths of a few thousand children, then perhaps you may have not fully earned the benefit of the doubt, jussaying.~

In terms of performance, Eden was vocally good, at least. It's her voice that carries it although i don't find her particularly likeable as a lead. Then again, she is a Russian nepo brat whose family emigrated to Israel after the Ukrainian war so that her daddy to secure his financial assets and the Golans could continue their lavish, privileged lifestyle in a safer country. It was always a challenge, so to say, to consider Eden Golan a likeable individual.

Also what is UP with the choreography? Why do the dancers look like they are loading air rifles? A Choice, to say the least.

So all in all, a pretty weak entry that always would have been in my bottom 3 for any country, but that probably had a ceiling of lower top 10 in a normal, generic year of ESC.

However, this was NOT a generic ESC. There's NO imagining "Hurricane" without its context which makes it so, SO much worse. It was specifically written in support of the Israeli victims in the war (why go through that trouble and not simply withdraw and spend the participation fee on providing for the families of the hostages? Isn't that more effective charity? But hey, what do I know.) There is no "depoliticizing", no matter how often you retcon the lyrics into gibberish. Hurricane's intentions are present in its rhythm, its instrumentation, the keys in which it is sung. The notion that you can separate it from its context is absurd.

And yet, that is precisely what the EBU were hoping for when they allowed it in, and it exploded into their face like a firework. I can't say they didn't deserve it. Ultimately, the full blame for all of this rests with them. If a certain entity threatens the integrity of your being, you get rid of the threat. You don't passively sit back crossing your fingers they leave at their own volition. The Israeli's would understand the reasons for exclusion, surely, as they've been applying the exact same principles to the Gaza Strip since mid October.

The EBU allowed them in, officially to prove Eurovision wasn't political and United By Music (in reality because they're cowards and didn't want to be the first organization to ban Israel from an international event, and be branded antisemites as a result). The result was the most politically charged and divisive contest of all time, rife with incidents that were as avoidable as they were outrageous. It couldn't have been further away from "apolitical unity" if it tried.

Hurricane was NEVER worth the price of admission. All the controversy, the security risks, the boycots, the antisemitism and xenophobia, the censorship, the harrassment of other delegations (which the Israeli delegation EAGERLY participated in) and of course the Israeli embassies in participating countries OPENLY advocating to vote for Israel as "a signal". Even the tensions that led to Joost's dubious DQ which I doubt would have happened at any other contest. This could all have been foreseen and avoided by excluding the country that clearly would have brought the contest into disrepute. Eurovision is now on life support. Congratulations EBU. You KILLED your own contest.

It briefly looked like Israel could win (leave to RAI to be woefully incompetent and blasé), which would have been the final nail in Eurovision's coffin but then they magically lost the televote (thank you SO much Eastern Europe, you are SO real for this) and stranded themselves in 5th place. Instead of being the Worst Winner of All Time, Israel are merely a mediocre also-ran, which I can live with. It makes "Hurricane"' marginally less appalling than "Unicorn" and "I.M" for me. Let their fifth place serve as a grim reminder for future editions that Hatred Breeds Hatred, and also, thankfully, that Love Can indeed Prevail.

THE RANKING

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Moving Forward

Now that some time has passed (not much), it is in my very humble opinion time to put this last week or maybe months in some cases of high tension behind us and ask ourselves how exactly we are going to head towards Switzerland 2025.

Although there is never going to be an exact answer on this issue, I believe that brainstorming would be the best way to find a way forward. This closing season of Eurovision, has proven that maybe it is time to change Martin Österdahl's management team, I don't think nothing is going to be done about it, Moroccanoil's contract technically ends next year, maybe it is time to look for new promoters, and hey who would have thought Switzerland is full of international heavyweight brands that can help.

Another solution I can think of is to invite the Netherlands and have them automatically qualify for the final, as well as perhaps hold a meeting with all the affected delegations and admit behind closed doors that everything that could have gone wrong ended up worse and ensure the safety of the affected artists and journalists.

Is this the time to restructure the EBU from the ground up? Only time will tell, but the contest has now been offered a second chance, and that will not be repeated again.

I would love to hear your opinion.