#Portland man
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Living in Portland is fucking crazy man I walked outside and there was a guy in seven inch heels and a mink fur coat handing out pamphlets for his plan to legalize all drugs.
#wtf is this#Portland man#it was kinda funny#he was fabulous tho ngl#I wanna steal his heels#I didn’t have the heart to tell him the best drugs are already legal#nothing beats marijuana man#except maybe getting a haircut#that shit feels good#funny#shitposting#gay#tumblr memes
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best pizza place in my city closed down and nobody told me. ending it all
#personal#dramatics aside this is sad for a guy like me#slab portland maine you will be missed forever...what the helllll man
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me and the girlies in the notes of the portland polycule post 3 days in with no sleep like
#what are we tagging this event?#the portland polycule commune cult#??#idk man my boss is gonna start noticing my phone open on my desk
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Bird in the Hand- Time Stamp Roulette
Minutes: 7 11 18 30 33 39 40
#Fraser would kill a man!!#think of that when. you write him as a soft boy!!#due south#duesouthedit#Portland gifs
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It wouldn't be a FNAF cosplay day at Comic Con if I didn't get my traditional pizza :)
#🎃 Cryptid Sighting#🎃 Photographic evidence#FNAF2 Nightguard#FNAF Cosplay#Rose City Comic Con 2024#Misadventures around Portland#Food#The rest of the cosplay has gone through various upgrades (& downgrades djdhdh) but that mask is 7 years old!!!#Hard to believe it's survived that long- it's held together with hot glue & hope#It's amazing how many FNAF cosplayers I ran across today!#*crotchety old man voice* why back in the old days (first few? years wearing my security guard cosplay) I never saw another FNAF cosplayer-#- on the con floor!#But today there were SO. MANY! And even two Bonnies in the cosplay competition! It made me so happy!!! 🥹#Also the number of people doing the 'hur-hur-hur-hur-hur' thing as I went by was ... a lot#Not annoyed or anything- just amused since I never really heard more than 1 or 2 people do it previous years#It was a good time. Been a little overwhelmed with Things lately so I was kind of a ditz all day but I had fun all the same!
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Masc-ing
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Pics my wife took of me at the Portland Japanese Gardens ♥️
#me#queer#lgbt#androgynous#alternative#lgbtq#trans#nonbinary#ftm#Oregon#portland#japanese garden#moss#west coast#garden#transgender#transmasc#trans man#trans men#non-binary
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When Atari 2600 'Pac-Man' first came out in 1983, before it became a free pack-in game with every Atari sold after 1984, there was a bundle package at stores that came with a T-shirt.
#1983#vintage#atari#videogame#pac-man#technology#I don't still have the shirt#but I may still have those black track shorts#and I do still have that Waddles of Portland hat
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A lot of strange things can happen when kindred get caught up with Pentex. Temporary partial possession by the Wyrm which subsequently splits off to form a perfect day-walking doppelganger is never an expected outcome though.
Reid's doppelganger is simultaneously him and an incarnation of the Wyrm gone rogue. Thankfully, this guy destroying Pentex and rebuilding it from the ground up with the intention of killing god is not Reid's problem.
#vampire the masquerade#vtm#portland by night#reid thomel#rowan art#LISTEN MAN I DON'T WANNA KNOW ANYMORE#NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM#he can just. eat souls.#he got a bunch of pentex higher ups in one room#and slaughtered them all#apparently he actually prefers nonviolent methods??#who are you#you're a 2 charisma brujah and also an incarnation of chaos and destruction#he fascinates me but I want nothing to do with him#anyways I did this instead of finishing the masquerade pieces#those are tomorrow's goal
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via _jessflem ig stories April 10, 2024
#jessie fleming#sophia smith#sam coffey#portland thorns#canwnt#uswnt#look at these young talents man#they should go to bay fc!!!
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"i wake in the night. i pace like a ghost. the room is on fire, invisible smoke. and all of my heroes die all alone. help me hold on to you.... all the king's horses, all the king's men couldn't put me together again, 'cause all of my enemies started out friends. i've been the archer. i've been the prey. who could ever leave me, darling? but who could stay? you could stay." from "the archer" by taylor swift
[insp: @bagelbongos reminding me i had a wip]
#i have no excuses for this one man#the turnaround on this one was so fast i literally went to work came back and made it underneath a bunch of blankets#emily sonnett#uswnt#megan rapinoe#rose lavelle#kelley o'hara#lindsey horan#web weaving#portland thorns#washington spirit#ol reign#mine#taylor swift
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lockwood & co appreciation week 💀 favorite dynamic
portland row trio + burn the house down (ajr) So do you think, like, we're being lied to about everything? Of course we're being lied to. But by who? And why? And what can we do about it?
#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#lockwoodandcoedit#anthony lockwood#anthonylockwoodedit#lucy carlyle#lucycarlyleedit#george karim#georgekarimedit#portland row trio#portlandrowtrioedit#l&coaw2023#tvedit#pearlcaddyedit#pearlcaddy l&co#my destructive children vs the institutional forces benefiting from the problem#(i realize they didn't burn down the house to stick it to the man but my children aren't effective at targeting their anarchy yet okay#they deserve to set shit on fire. as a treat#also that last gif was too satisfying to make and i deserve to gif them setting shit on fire. as a treat)#i was going to do a wholesome collection of shots of the three of them being a family and then ajr was like hmm no honor their chaos#you can tell how much i love them because i did blending in one whole gif for them#idk this looked cool in my head. i dunno if it looks cool out of my head but tis done now
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found a dude on tinder named STURGEON
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Easy Money- Time Stamp Roulette- Oops all RayK Edition
Minutes: 11 19 20 24 30 35 37
#once I noticed the pattern I couldn't stop giffing just him#it's the shirt man#it does it for me#due south#duesouthedit#portland gifs
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People trying to insist the insane aita Portland polycule commune cult thing can't POSSIBLY be real and has to be a troll or fake even though op's blog (because it was not on anonymous! Let me remind you!) goes back over 6 months is incredibly funny to me. I can not stress enough that you can recreate this exact fucking experience by downloading lex and setting the age range to "18-35" and the location range to include any major us city with more than 3 gay bars.
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