#it was kinda funny

[neztune]

My cat was getting in the way of me doodling for the nth time… so I feel like Toothless would do the same thing as her if he was fun sized XD

[chiisana-lion]

having a twin sounds crazy imagine just having a clone since you spawned. as babies when one of my little sisters started bawling her eyes out in public my mom would just pick her twin up out of her stroller to hold her up for the other one to see to get her to quiet down and it worked every time

[niivani]

Something something the minecraft movie could've really said something about climate change and resources management, and it's relation to corporate greed, and how the latter also devalues creativity for the sake of profits and how ultimately the future is up to you (the player or viewer) to build with infinite possibilities...

[merlesrandomstuff]

I still can't get over the fact that the stadium speaker dude interviewed me yesterday 😂

[kekithepancake25]

it took 5 years

it took 5 years, a spiral into insanity, and an obliterated sleep schedule but i finally did it, chat

so yeah my dumbass sleep deprived brain was running on 10 minutes of sleep and went “ima go complete my Pokédex today” and for once I actually finished something I started

better go add this to my list of life accomplishments

anyway happy pokemon day yall :3

[elliesmith33]

[just-qonika]

I'm sorry Sayori, but pizza time never ends

something tells me she wont mind that too much, the other dokis tho?...

[ann1e-on-earth]

I had a dream last night where my mom had another baby and named it Dark Mark or smth but then Spider-Man showed up and ate my mom’s baby and then for some reason there were a bunch of Demigorgons and Toy Chica was there too and then Jack Black proposed to Toy Chica and the dream ended with Spider-Man killing Billy from stranger things and then my mom woke me up

[lynxfrost13]

I think Ariane Yeong hates me specifically bc why the hell did I have a dream on her birthday about losing my teeth. Officer Yeong how could you do this.

[vyvisabastard]

colorblind astarion

[babydollbutch]

ok when my gf eats me out then gets a good rating from her stress app

[lillith-shifts]

My friend is over rn and last night we baby sat her nephew (who’s five) for a few hours. We were in my room and he saw a picture so he, being a small kid, asking who these people are and I was like “that’s me, my sister and my dad.” He asked “Where’s your sister?” I told him she’s out of state with her boyfriend, in which he followed up with “where’s your dad?” Well buddy do I have a funny story for you

[bleepblopboobop]

I DONT BELIEVE HE WAS 18 IN THIS MOVIE

HE LOOKS 15!!!

this fuck ass movie

[raepritewrites]

Our first date was this weekend, we walked around the mall, and he jokingly put one of those ugly croc bags over my head, then found as many things as possible to put on my head after that, including actual hats and plush toys

[fishy-lava]

just remembered the time my brother managed to shake me out of working myself into a panic attack by playing eminem which was so jarring from the vibes i was experiencing that i calmed down

[vampharrisons]

anon, i think your asks are so whimsical but the full on poetry in my inbox 😞 about pooping 😞