#Portal Game Over

[cozylittleartblog]

the piece i made for the @stillalivezine back in 2021

[aeromiyo]

These are all characters I've seen some people thrist for.

[a2zillustration]

(It's ok Yurgir will respawn in Avernus)

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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again reiterating that Leo could and should be a figure skater because what are ice skates if not twin blades? What is dual blade swordsmanship if not a dance-like performance? Using the skates as blades themselves could let Leo make portals be his ice rink no? I rest my case. ⛸️

[nyanchio]

But you wouldn't know, would you?

Ok she wouldn't cry like that but she's trying SO hard to appear nonchalant and I wanted to have fun

Beautiful princess disorder

[xxplastic-cubexx]

played one game of rivals as wanda and after the match enemy team went 'im so glad scarlet witch's kids are dead' like OK??????? CAN I HELP YOU WHAT DID I DOOOOOO

[sysig]

Ellen McLain’s commentary from my trivia playthrough

[marskid11]

curious british ball man

[sketchxx]

diff fanfic chells and how i see them in my teeny tiny brain

they are hanging out and playing cards and being generally happy lets ignore the canon events 😋

[stellar-collective]

do you have any adorable 5am doodles? <3

i dedicate this sketch page to u

[glitteringpeachy]

Genderbent Wheatley dub boss lines

These lines were recorded back in January. I actually voiced EVERY single line from the whole fight, Including variants of pained screams from when Wheatley was hit with bombs, shouting when he was pulled though the portal, etc. These are the lines I'm most proud of though! (Also, since Wheatley is genderbent here, I also changed the pronouns of Glados and Chell by using he/him and 'man'. Only made sense considering Wheatley is genderbent here.)

[cyberhai]

May be an unpopular opinion, but I feel like Valve games rarely being updated or given sequels highkey works for them. Games like TF2 and Portal and Half-Life haven't been tainted by over-monetization and Fortniteification and characters being watered down and strung out the way beloved stories like Mortal Kombat have.

TF2 still looks and feels the same way it did in the 2000s. Portal still looks gorgeous (I tried to teach my baby sister how to play and she would not stop talking about how "beautiful" everything was, despite her impatience with the puzzles). TF2, Portal, and Half-Life were the few games that would run on my busted old laptop. There's a vibe about them that feels so perfect and nostalgic, even though I was never able to play them myself until my late teens. Logging in is like a time capsule of being five years old and watching your babysitter's brother play Half-Life 2 over his shoulder (and being scared shitless of the ant lions). Nostalgia that I can still re-enter.

It's almost 2:30 AM and putting words together is hard but maybe somewhere in my rambling you'll get what I'm trying to pull out of my worn out brain. Yurr.

[dealerlover]

ao3 portal fic and chelldos slander 😈 (fics under cut)

plz read they are oh so good 🪤🪤🪤

Schrödinger's Cave

Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There

Years of Science

The Long Game

[thedailymaskedmerchant]

Previously

No.5 was still in the hospital. This sequence being shortly after he recovered from scorching flames he encountered from a ghast.

The doctor was reluctant to treat him due to his irritability. As shown previously, No.5 will explode even against part of his consciousness. He wasn’t exactly going to go burnt, though it was a risk. No he He had a higher chance of literally bursting into flames. The blast causes internal burning which would only be cured with consistent coolant. It’s something meat nor tickets could fix. No.5 was forced to lay there and do nothing. He hated it. But he sealed his fate an extra ton by consuming 20 burnt cheeseburgers. He would never admit it though. He chooses to be angry.

The adventure was extremely dangerous, but it was better than doing nothing. Zacharie’s wings were big enough for gliding, not flying, plus he was going at a considerably slower speed. This is comparing his fall from the stairs that happened weeks back. Then the ghast came, more issues came, and then hospital.

Ever since No.5 crossed dimensions he’s been itching to go back and continue his journey. He hates the suffocating feeling of being indoors, or forced to work, even his therapy feels conflicting. He did get abducted, but there he could scream without getting terrified glances from his peers.

It left No.5 with an uncomfortable amount of silence. Usually his emotions translate to anger. It’s a habit he picked up after that cave in he experienced. No.5 yearned for a mines and mined a lot in Zone 1 for smoke. Then he took a boulder to his frontal lobe. He’s never been the same since. Dedan kicked him out to Zone 2 to receive psychiatric treatment.

All while No.5 was close to clawing his way out of bed, and with a fraction of himself scolded his anger. Zacharie kept telling him all the things he did while “Off camera mining”. He killed a dragon, traveled ruined civilizations, and died through hundreds of different biomes filled with plants. He eaten all kinds of things that weren’t even meat. What the f@3k is a vegetable?!?!?!

He found these shiny rocks called Amethysts, Diamonds, Emeralds, and Lapiz Lazuli but he doesn’t see much of a point in them. The Zones value copper, iron, and gold for their machinery. Emeralds were useful to trade with villagers, but nothing else. Diamonds could be made into good equipment, but it’s a way to efficient (not to mention impossible for a Elsen to buy). Using them to increase the size of the caves could potentially cause more cave-ins.

All these jewels were thus dubbed eye-candy and sold as the typical tumbled rocks price. Extremely dirt cheap for diamonds.

Seems like No.5 lost his temper then, and burst into flames. Not because of the bad price, but because of himself.

“Gee it sure is boring around here.” It could be said throughout Zone 2. I had to edit this photo of Zone 2 with more Elsens and crypto credits just to make it more interesting. If not, all the Elsens would be coddled up in their homes. I can’t get any good shots.

Zacharie left the hospital a while later to visit the amusement park. He had to replace a lot of the attractions with something less “scary” as the Elsens get too anxious. They can’t even seem to have fun in a chair.

Zacharie had minerails and so many possibilities to mess with redstone. That didn’t matter if no one was there to enjoy it. The rollercoaster was his favorite thing.

He wants to upgrade the place, but he doesn’t know where to start. Or if he should upgrade the place. There is no telling what will and what won’t work unless he experiments with concepts.

The properties of an enderman, teleportation, were exactly what Zacharie was looking for. He had been planning to transcend the fourth wall. He had a command block to force the fire-wall out of his way. Maybe he could even meet the real photographer!

Just as he was about to enter the portal. He packed a ton of his things both from OFF, and from Minecraft. He also took his trusty motorcycle. Then into the portal he went!

…This was not outside the 4th wall. Zacharie found himself yet in another game. There’s no telling him who he’ll meet—NAH if you know the game you know EXACTLY WHO HE’S GONNA SEE FIRST.

Fun Fact, this would’ve still happened in the time loop plot line. However, the key difference is Zacharie would have used a repeating command block as one of the components. After he used it, he would wake the very moment he made the gun. He would still be able to cross dimensions, but the command inputs would always bring him back to same point like nothing happened.

[sapchats]

it's 7am and i havent slept look at my pumpkin patch

[bjugnakraekir]

i just spent $22 american dollars including tax on five games. steam im kissing you with tongue