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me and my family were at a bonfire in the backyard to celebrate the winter solstice and i realized sitting out there in the 22 degree (-5.5C) weather
we were being smoked. like fish or perhaps some pork
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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
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did i get a huey lewis and the news cassette just because of american psycho? maybe. it was also $1. did you think about that.
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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work
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I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom
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⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:
never buy anything
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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
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my best friend got me a life sized anomalocaris plush and a niceburg FUCK yeah
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Mistakenly touched my weenor after crushing up a chili pepper for my Ramen honestly not as painful as one would expect more of a gentle heat much like the pleasant burn of cayenne in a spiced coffee or even much like . A chili crushed up in a bowl of delicious Ramen. Much food for thought
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so 🐝 is rich and doesn't think they are and they just said a full-time job is 10 hours a week 😭 i work 16 hours a week for my part time job
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i recently dyed my hair black and every time i itch my head my nails come out blue-black
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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom
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