#Poor-wifi-uwu

[undercoverdonderwolk]

this is really random but just thought about how daniel really does wear sweatshirts and hoodies every fucking where during all seasons. His whole ‘I can’t handle the cold uwu🥺’ thing isn’t an act— he really can’t 😭 reminds me of max in that little presser jumping in with the “Daniels not built for the cold😊😄” when daniel talks about wearing double socks 🧦 in the car

stop he's so pookie for that and one of my fave bits of characterization like he really is a sun baby!!!! and max loves indulging him we know this for a FACT and it kills me. it KILLS meeeee. in my mind palace max isn't just going down to the hotel lobby to ask for better wifi he's also like and the room is cold i asked for 23 celcius at LEAST. at LEASTTTT. daniel in the background like 'it's fine. it's FINE haha i'll just wear a sweater!!!' at the poor receptionist... anyway farm fic daniel's cold how many references can we make you get IT:

[xx-s3lf-ship-xx]

Kitty Punk😺🩸☠️ (Skullgirls Sona)

(BRO DIDN'T POST THIS DUE TO POOR WIFI SEVERE AT SKOOL)

meh skully girly self insert UwU mmmm

I rlly luv Beowulf cuz he silleh, dumbass and uuh smexy :)6

I did play Skullgirls somewhere in late 2020 or 2021

Here other stuff por el gato de emo :3

Face paint version

Other clothes

Hello Skullgirls community or fandom

I'm new :3 and I self ship so NO BULLYIING

Plz por favor ;3;

[ask-duotale-b2fc]

I'm not dead (again)! Just had a bit of....wifi issues...(Still having them actually...) Anyway...

Saw these and decided to do em lol. I had to remake this specific one by hand as it wasn't available anywhere... (All of the links were broken and the one personwhy had a blank somehow did not provide a link...) ANYWAY. While doing that, I figured I may as well scale up the size too because it was so small that everything was blurry. (How did you all work with that size????). Translations are below since.. some people have poor handwriting...

★☆𖤐⛥★☆𖤐⛥★☆𖤐⛥★☆𖤐⛥

Name:

Chara

Lucifer

(Batty)

(Also known as Miss Prissypants.)

GENDER:

Female. Duh.

I think?

Personality:

Can go either way.

Awesome!!

← All the way.

Do They Self Harm?

But she always has long sleeves to cover herself... Please don't ask her tho!

Approximate Age:

Older than you.

At least 300. Old lady.

She has like hundreds hahaha!! x3

Miss Prissypants isn't just rude and stuck up, she is also a walking fossil.

Why They Fell:

My parents told me to yeet myself off of a cliff, so I did. ♥︎

She was sad ='(

Did They Love The Dreemurrs?

Ohana means family.

And we all love her!~

Loved ones do not deserve to be killed for your tantrums.

Deep Down They Are:

A Witch's Pet, apparently.

Your Chara is...

A Meme Machine

A narcissistic idiot.

Cute! Cool too!

Before They Fell They Were Dealing With...

..?

She's not depressed, she's just angsty uwu

Fav Romantic/Gen Ships:

She... Doesn't like all kinds of berries ^v^'

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

hello my lovelies! i am back and i will now rant about camp under the cut :)

okay so basically i went with my entire grade, it was sort of a graduation trip? but not really lol

anyways we all went to this place "out in the sticks" as the youngins say with no wifi and also so many bugs??

speaking of the bugs we were packing up to leave yesterday and my friend flipped over her backpack and started screaming and then my other friend screamed as well and i asked what was up. there was a hornet on her bag, so i took my flashlight (it's awesome btw it's shaped like a lightsaber) and i poked one of its wings off by accident. i kicked her bag out onto the porch of our cabin and nudged it off gently but squashed it (unintended) and that was the story of how i accidentally killed a hornet without being stung

there were a lot of bugs there actually. i was designated the "cabin bug and/or spider killer" because i was the least afraid of them. i had to kill like six spiders, a centipede, and a beetle during three days because the cabins had no insulation and very thin walls

speaking of the thin walls, the cabin next door was so loud because that was where the "popular" girls (i say that in quotes bc no one actually likes them) were, and they were playing smash or pass for like two hours the first night

honestly i think my cabin was pretty loud too because we were playing "truth or truth" (like "truth or dare" but no dares) and "kiss, marry, kill" until 2 AM both nights 😅 (i am so sleep deprived omg)

um but it was okay overall

the bus ride back though was insane. well, not insane, exactly, but weird.

for starters this guy in my class took off his friends sock and threw it to the front of the bus and the poor dude was stuck without a sock for the enture ride

also i got motion sick and threw up twice uwu (it was not fun :')) but luckily i was at the back of the coach bus right near the bathroom so i didn't have to do the walk of shame down the aisle. the door to the bathroom kept sliding open randomly and there was a really bad air freshener in there that smelled not at all good and i kept having to reach behind me to close the door it was annoying but better than sitting at the front.

most of the kids were asleep for the ride back but the people who were awake were like stealing eachothers phones to play brawl stars and stuff

also i made this bracelet!! it has my name on it so i'm not gonna show it but it's really cute it has alternating white and pink beads and they're the small ones so they took like half an hour to put on the fishing line

speaking of fishing line, we weren't allowed anywhere near the water because idk they didn't trust us and the water looked so nice i was about to breal the rules and jump in even though it was probably freezing

the cabins were freezing at night did i mention that? yeah they dropped to like -11° it was COLD (no one translate that to fahrenheit for the americans lol)i had to wrap up in my sleeping bag with two sweaters on at once and cargo pants because it was too cold to change

anyways this is LONG so i'm gonna go :] nice to be back i missed you all!!

hey everyone :)

so i'm gonna be taking a quick break from tumblr for a couple days as i am going camping in a spot with no wifi

i will see you all on thursday <3

[angstymdzsthoughts]

(½) LWJ gets hit with a curse that makes him say whatever he’s thinking with no filter, but everyone thinks it’s a curse of conflict because of the ridiculous things he says: “Brother is being foolish” “Uncle breaks more rules that WWX these days” “You say righteousness but all I hear is hypocrisy” “JGS was a coward siding with WRH during the war yet expects to become Chief Cultivator?” “Jiang Wanyin, shut up and reflect on yourself” "WY does not belong to you, he owes you nothing"

(2/2) But for some reason the curse acts rather strangely to the YP: “WY looks good in those robes, but better without them” “Don’t talk to that guy” “I trust WY” “2 parents are better than 1” “No, WY is not okay” (looking at me like that, do I look handsome today Lan Zhan?) “WY looks beautiful everyday” and as WWX is breaking the curse: “WY, what do I have to do to make you fall in love with me?

-

This has two of my favorite things- Lan Wangji dragging people and Lan Wangji not being able to help himself from blurting out how much he adores Wei Wuxian.

[mrskurono]

ok i’ve been having this thought for the longest time and since we’re talking about nanami and gojou (kinda?) now i’ll just say it. the people who think nanami is daddy are the same people who think gojou is daddy too. like firstly, there’s not a single “daddy” bone in gojou’s body. like that man gives me slinky vibes he’s so tall and long and a full fledged b r a t. other than that he’s literally like that weird uncle that brings back trinkets from his trips around the world and then one day he suddenly disappears which leads u and ur dad to have to go on a journey to find him and uncover secrets- im definitely describing a movie here idk what movie tho. moving on nanami. this mf is literally so fucking tired of life u think he wanna come home and have to be in control again???? nah he prolly into some kinky bdsm shit that forces him to surrender control and have him admit his deepest desire or smth. prolly loves getting pegged too i sense it.

- 🪢 this is just a rant because i’m tired of seeing daddy dom gojou and nanami. also pls tell me u received an ask from me a bit ago about some sappy shit i guess idk :/ because i sent it the same time my wifi was acting up so i don’t know if it actually sent ;(

BC IM NICE AND I HAVE SOME CHOICE WORDS ON THE MATTER (I mean not like rude or anything, this is just something that bothers me about the fandom) I’LL PUT IT UNDER THE CUT BC HUN DO I GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT SLINKY MAN OK

If you don’t like sub!Gojo or sub!Nanami don’t read

Gojo is such a fluid, fuck anything unless it fucks me first kind of character that it’s like no one sees that and all they see is “uwu tall” Which, ok he isn’t even that tall. Everyone in my family is bare minimum of 6 ft. He’s a scrawny shit that the moment I sit on him he’s gonna break. (If my size kink is gonna be activated the “conventional way” then my god they gotta be 6′4 at least and stocky, looking at you Kindaichi jfc he makes me feel small asdfghjkl panties moistened) But like Gojo is so fruity and snarky you choke him once and guarantee he’s gonna cream in his pants. Geto was clearly the dom in that dynamic (Geto, though I am mad at him, has slightly dom points. That I cannot budge on he is one of the few jjk characters I will allow dom points for) 

Gojo literally looks to get yelled at by Nanami on a daily basis. And take it from someone who’s kink it is to irritate people and get them to make that “Im gonna kill you face” (my poor wife) Gojo has brat written all over his face. Given yeah he could top. Man would stick his dick in anything and get stuck with anything like that’s just his character. But daddy vibes? No. God so much no. Gojo has that freaky sex dungeon energy that he goes to on friday nights and comes home sunday not knowing what the fuck happened but his ass kinda hurts but he’s gonna do it again next weekend too.

And Nanami. Ok I get the suit thing and I get the caring dom part. Like, I’d marry him and wouldn’t mind taking care of him. Nanami deserves the world these are facts. But a hard daddy dom? No. Nanami is so fucking soft his literal character arc is about how hard things have affected him emotionally in the work force that is Jujutsu crap. He’s not gonna hurt someone. He’s not gonna be that “dom that slaps you and degrades you” Man is so fucking tired and probably wants you to hold him with his head in your lap and just like- let him suck on your fingers and play with his hair. Don’t make Nanami do hard shit he’s tired and wants to have a calm nice peaceful. He’d be totally good with scheduled sex on saturdays and then breakfast on sunday. Don’t make him some weird kinky office fantasy bc your dad worked long hours and then left your mom. Nanami is gentle and tired and sweet and sometimes too up tight so he needs to be pegged and reminded how wonderful he is. Yeah you can probably ask him to be dom, that’s what good partners do. But he’s not gonna choke you behind a fucking jamba juice and spit in your mouth. He just wants to go get bread and get a hug

Ok I think I got my ranting over. I gotta go cut down a fucking grape arbor today like fml. I can’t even make this shit up XD

[bleuberrygliscor]

people in the notes are asking why this is bad and what the harm is, and thats a good question that im not sure if youre ready to know the answer to honestly.

for starters, wifi itself has always been...a weak point. people hype up VPNs alot but they are very good at adding an extra layer of protection (read: encryption) to your data. the current baseline for wifi security, WPA 0-3, is decent but not the best. There are indeed an ever growing and ever mutating field of people who only want to gather your personal data and wreak havoc with it. This little test thing by amazon does NOT help.

There is a REASON you are recommended to put your router in the center of your home, not just to maximize coverage inside but to also MINIMIZE coverage outside. you do NOT want other people to be able to hop into your wifi without consent, for a myriad of reasons but the main one is monitoring.

Much like how your internet service provider (ISP) can monitor what you do, so can anyone else who knows what they're doing. I am equally ashamed and proud at how low the ceiling is if one really applies themselves, a teenager in the back of a van can do the job if they are knowledgeable enough. im not saying there's youtube tutorials on how to effectively run a DDos attack and take their wifi offline from overwhelming the system so bad, and making worms, and keyloggers, and all manner of horrid things....but i mean the info is out there for literally ANYONE to utilize.

And with this Amazon Sidewalk thing, it is amplifying your home wifi signal for other people to grab onto. it is doing the one thing that would allow some shady adults to pull up on your block and just...make fucking bank. Did you ever want to know WHY most people in the tech community do not fuck with Tiles or Ring cams or smart home shit? this is why. This is the natural conclusion for everything being connected to fucking wifi. You have left so many entry points open for malicious people to intercept.

so what now? Step one: Opt out. you should NEVER have to opt-out of a service, especially if its to do with your internet when sensitive data is being passed around and ESPECIALLY if its an experimental one at that. that in-itself is a major red flag. Step two: do NOT shame people for using tech that helps them. I see you fuckers in the notes lambasting disabled people. fuck you. If this shit helps you, utilize it, disabled or not. But use it safely, put an internet condom on, get a VPN service that will help with devices that are not just PC's and tablets. Change your wifi password every 90 days or as close to that as you can manage. make them random and long, and make sure you are logging in from a secure device in a secure location. Step three: read Amazon's Whitepaper. its no longer than a decent oneshot and it talks about things in greater detail than i can in a [tumblr] post. Step Four: If this shit sounds interesting to you, and youve got more questions, educate yourself. I say that as encouraging as possibly can! Again, teenagers in ratty vans and used sedans can pick this stuff up, what the fuck is stopping you?! not a damn thing.

also 'private' tabs just dont record your history or cookies locally and has nothing to do with your isp logging your sites jsyk 😘

Uhhhh..... heads up Amazon device users, I guess????

[baby-slasher]

It’s me again, the Thomas whore pffff. Ok so how about Thomas’s s/o showing him all the modern technology, cause you know he never leaves Texas and screw the timeline, and poor Tommy is so confused especially since their s/o does a tiktok dance. OH and the change things up can you add our child Jason too since he hardly leaves his home as well? Thankies Uwu

Sigh, you're the one that comes in handy with requests. Anyways, I'm snatching Monty's legs.

Good service who? You must have had to convince Monty or Hoyt to buy a wifi box. Cause! You up there in the country country! I guess Thomas "talked" to Hoyt about it. Cause the next day, Hoyt was dragging you out the house to go to town!

When you came back, you hooked your phone up to the wifi. Then started showing Thomas all about how a phone works. He was kinda impressed, he raised an eyebrow and pointed towards tiktok

When you saw he pointed towards it, you had a huge grin on your face. You told him it was a app called tiktok. He tilted his head, signing "Music?"

Teaching Thomas what TikTok is, is a little boring. But when he catches you doing the savage dance, he immediately threw your phone. Hopefully you had an outer box case.

Explaining to Thomas a it's just a dance slowly turns into an argument. He doesn't want people looking at his woman throw it back, god damnit!

Soon, Thomas gives you your phone back, hopefully you didn't teach him how to block audios....

Caption murder hoes. But he doesn't know that he is...

You and Jason found a wifi box in the main cabin, you just grabbed it and brought it to y'alls cabin. He was confused when you pulled an Laptop and Phone out.

Jason will question you about the electronics, it'll take a bit to explain since Jason is an 80's baby right? You forgot one thing to tell him about, TikTok.

Jason came back to the cabin one day, after checking all the traps. He heard weird music and thought some campers had found his home.

You almost got your head cut off.

He didn't mean to, but Jason's kinda blind. S/O and Councilors hoes look the same. All you know is, you turned around and ducked. After a good moment, You looked up and saw a machete through your phone. Most likely cutting it in half,

Jason apologize multiple times, no matter how many times you say it's okay. Life lesson, tell Jason everything about technology.

You mf ladies keep forgetting.

GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING BREAD,

GET THAT GOD DAMN FUCKIN HEAD,

THEN LEAVE HOE,

Peace out!✌🏽

~Amariya

[lordxgrinnyxboy]

rewatching tgm for the umpteenth time: wifi's not working edition 1/?

ngl i've Never, In My LIFE, done any singing or acting outside of puppet shows when i was in like the 3rd grade but every time i watch TGM i'm more and more like "GOD i wanna be cast as Barkilphedro" and i don't even know why? like why would i want to be the greasy clown nasty? He has No Rights? I Don't Like Him Or Sympathize With Him At All? And Yet???? It must be a calling.

there's like. two barrels on the stage.

uggggggh i love Ensemble!Maskell and Ensemble!Obianyo they're both so pretty

FEEL SO LOW YOUR PULSE NEEDS CHECKING

ngl Barkilphedro has No Rights and he gets No Sympathy from me but i do feel sorry for him when he talks about his mother. also sucks for him that he wasted so much time hoping his loyalty to Clarence would pay off, only to get nothing but mockery in return. also also as 'comical' as the Erotic Breakfast Dance scene is played it's still...really gross and Not Okay. This dude's 100% culpable for his actions and he made his own choices and is absolutely slimy but it's like those bits in LotR when they talk about Bilbo pitying Gollum. idk i just kinda hate that ol' Barky let himself be twisted into such a wretched creature. He crossed the No Rights line the night he decided to carve up a kid's face tho and just kept right on going.

ensemble!maskell is so cute send help

it's the eye makeup and the lighting it's just. a really good look

ms. obianyo pls

just noticed Bark's little pose on "obsessed with the pursuit of beauty"

okay so i've seen some comments around about Clarence's "How do you keep your pecker up" remark and just thought i'd- dude's fingernails. wow they're so shiny. ahem -mention here that i've looked into this expression before and it's actually a term that i guess is mainly used in England or something and it's like nose = beak = 'pecker' as in birds which ‘peck’ things with their beaks. It's basically the same as "keep your chin up". Snufkin says it to Moomin. I mean with Clarence i wouldn't put it past him to mean it another way but also given where the show is set it makes sense he would use such a term.

ngl i want to Know about Angelica tho like. why is she Brutalized. why did Clarence send her awaey. i actually want to know about the whole family. I feel like it's a three separate moms situation but even if it's only two separate moms Where Are The Moms. did Clarence send Them awaey too? Did one or more of them Die? Were they Killed? oh god what if it's like in Light Princess and he actually Had (one of/)Them Executed. I think it's interesting that Clarence Lorded Dirry-Moir. we don't get to know about how he treated Josiana, but none of his kids even turn up to his funeral and the only one who talks about him at all only does so to denounce him.

also thinking about the differences yet similarities between the Green Box Family and the Royal Family but i can't articulate worth anything rn so i'll just *pins for later*

love Ensemble!Brisson

also ngl even if the whole Royal Introduction/Lords on Palace Hill bit isn't 100% literal it still paints a pretty clear picture of the kind of toxic and vapid society that's encouraged under Clarence's reign.

does 'bonnie prince' mean anything specific or

ugh i love Osric

wait i just noticed the stripies on dirry--moir's shirt. nice. i'd wear that.

not as much as i'd wear the heck out of Osric's coat though. actually his whole outfit. add Osric/Lord Trelaw to Roles I Wanna Be Cast For In The Timeline Where I Sing And Act

the face Dirry-Moir makes while Osric's getting started introducing the fair tho. he looks like a kid trying to fit in with a cool new friend group.

the way Mr Maskell sings "we have a huge collection of the crippled and the dabbed" tho it sounds like he's got a cold

i'm gonna need somebody to meet me irl just to do that lil dance that Dirry-Moir and Osric do after "If you've got the money/I've got the misery" it looks fun!

au where Mr. Maskell stays on stage through the end of Laughter is the Beast Medicine. i need to See him do the choreo for this part.

had a real cursed idea right here but no it's Too cursed

the look on Osric's face when Bark grabs his bad arm tho

this whole "imagine laughing without any cruelty at all" is such a weird bit tbh

have i already said that i love the whole look of the "the poor soul who stands before you" part like idk if it's the pose or what but Gwyn Looks Really Good In This Scene

okay but the way puppet!Gwyn holds out his hand toward his mom and then she goes to- hangon i can’t describe lemme see if separate post separate post

okay

ngl im real curious as to whether this bit on the pirate ship (idk why i’ve always defaulted to ‘pirates’ for these cats) actually happened or if Ursus fully made it up like we really Don’t get to Know how much of this has any basis in what really happened that night do we u-u

kay but the fact that Dea’s mom’s lying there with her eyes open and the way they emphasize her frozen-ness by having her arm stay up like. wow.

wait a minute is that Born Broken playing for lil baby Dea? i think it is.

yeah sing it hazlit

interesting how Ursus has little!Gwyn sing “they put blood in my nightmares” but also vow to find the man who cut him. which i mean singular ‘they’ is obviously a thing but as i doubt the intention was for Gwyn to have decided that whoever cut him must be a they/them man i just think it’s interesting that even the wording in the puppet show points to the fact that there was Someone Else There, even if it does then swerve back to a single perpetrator. But also it’s still accurate because while it was only one man who cut Gwyn’s face, it was both Barkilphedro and Ursus who contributed to putting blood in his nightmares.

honest question why is Mr. Maskell’s voice Like That like who gave him the right

love how puppet!Gwyn and puppeteer!Gwyn and later real!Gwyn all do that same little motion with their head on the word “disgrace”

OH HEY we’re at the part where Lon Don picks up NICE

add Mojo Puppeteer to my list of dream roles

wait ohmygod there’s this thing kind of hanging off the cart and i was squinting at it like “what is that” and then the cart turned around and i realize that’s the body that goes to the head-on-a-shelf ursus what the hell

wait so Dirry-Moir genuinely thinks Dea went blind from looking at Gwyn’s face but he also wants to see it? although granted Ursus said she went blind from “gazing too long” so maybe Dirry-Moir assumes he’ll be safe if it’s only a quick look. still. Concept: Post-Show Dirry-Moir having this tendency to Not Look At Gwyn very much until eventually either he explains why and somebody has to Tell Him, or maybe at some point he’s like “wait a minute. that was made up wasn’t it” and everyone has a bit of a laff

ngl i love the inside of the cart and how there’s like four, maybe five puppets, counting Beauty and Beast, and also some of the shadow puppets...all kinds of vials and bottles and what looks like painting supplies...what looks suspiciously like crimson lethe on the stove...looks like some cabinets and extra storage up very top. im curious about the layout since we only get to see one part of the cart at a time.

wait why’s the song called stars in the sky when does he say th- why isn’t it called “New World” or “dreams” or something why stars in the sky he doesn’t even say- does he say it in the reprise???  *skips ahead* NO?

does the Disney Chorus Say It??

THEY DON’T

WHY IS THE SONG CALLED STARS IN THE SKY? WHY HAVE I BEEN UNQUESTIONINGLY CALLING IT STARS IN THE- WHEN ARE STARS MENTIONED??

IS THE TITLE A REFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT URSUS IS ONE OF THE ONES WHO ASSISTED IN STRIPPING STARS FROM THE SKY? IDK BOSS IT FEELS KINDA WEAK TO ME

ugh i love ms obianyo

“to help them forget themselves” yeah that’s what you want him to do huh Ursus

“not now, Grinpayne”‘s a p curious line to include and only the fact that Gwyn’s still using his puppet!Gwyn voice while complaining is keeping me from being like “lol Gwyn’s lil rant was actually him breaking character and then Ursus just went with it like it was part of the show lol lol”

cutting here for length uwu Dea finishes the word ‘skies’ at exactly 30 minutes in which is nice bc i didn’t even have to interrupt her mid-word in order to pause for post-length.

[yiqiie]

IDOL PRODUCER S2: E2 THOUGHTS

every week, i’ll sit down and watch the newest episode of Idol Producer Season 2 《青春有你》and write down all my thoughts. nothing get’s left out so get ready for a bunch of memes, shit posts and rants as we get through another season of our fave survival show 

feel free to send me any questions to my inbox and i’ll answer them asap!

a/n: sorry this is late! i forgot the episode was released yesterday welp but tbh saturday night is probably gonna be my upload day anyway 

start time: 10:42 am 

my internet is experiencing problems woooooo so this will be interesting 

so many goddamn ads 

wait who’s the team who were playing like instruments and shit??? they sounded AWESOME

oh damn recap of zyx being pissed off 

MILK ADS 

that chewing gum is actually pretty good ngl 

also the theme song is getting catchier so don’t be surprised if i start liking it 

i still feel so bad for the kids who are sitting out IN THE COLD 

[break while my internet decides if it wants to continue being an asshole]

MC JIN YOU’RE HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU 

‘if you’re a rapper, PLEASE LEAVE’ i’m dead 

zhang pd is sighing lmao 

chen si jian leggo 

IT’S A RAPPER I’M CRYING AHAHAHHAHAAH 

*awkward silence* 

he’s shaking omfg poor baby 

also minghao is really cute ily i never said it before 

HE WROTE THAT?? oof you got talent boy 

he got a zyx serious nod 

wtf he was so quiet??? and now he’s just rapping the shit out of this song 

HE CAN SING YES YOU GO BABE 

oh damn those lyrics 

is it an A? i saw in the description there might be an A today 

IT’S A B YOU GO SWEETHEART 

IT’S THE SMILER FROM LAST EPISODE 

i love their suits 

LI ZHENNING BABE YOUR SMILE 

black pearl i’m crying his skin is GORGEOUS 

HIS POUT 

ALL OF THEIR SMILES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL 

zyx and mc jin talking about shi mingze being similar to kris wu 

LOOK AT ZYX’S FACE MY EXO FEELS 

he looks like my uncle I SPIT MY WATER OUT LMFAO 

jia yi’s CLAPPING I AM IN LOVE 

THAT ENTRANCE 

HIP WIGGLING I LOVE IT 

the song was damn good 

mc jin lmfao HIS SOUNDS 

even the trainees know that their bets on other trainees’ grades are probably gonna be wrong lol 

YOU’VE SCARED THEM ZHANG PD 

jia yi why are you so fcking cute 

NO ONE IN C EITHER 

well their prediction wasn’t wrong they said all of them would be D together 

but :( i really liked their perf 

HE WANTS TO GO ON STAGE JUST TO SEE ZHANG PD 

what a precious bub i shall protect 

stretchy bendy boi

xu long han uwu 

WAIT 

HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED ZYX A DIMPLE LIAR 

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

[pls excuse as my wifi loads again]

LI RONGHAO NOT UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE 

i actually love him 

oh jesus this song brings back the memories lmfao 

THIS KID IS FCKING HILARIOUS I LOVE HIM 

stretchy bendy boi again woooooo 

I’M CRYING HE’S SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM MUM 

we already knew he was F but still ;; 

YOU MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION THOUGH GORGEOUS ILY 

YAO MINGMING ILY HE’S SO CUTE 

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE ALSKDJALSD

6 years as a trainee damn boi 

oh shit 

how is being this good at dancing fair holy goddamn 

THEY CAN SING TOO WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR 

[wifi cut off again so guess what i GET TO WATCH THE PERF AGAIN] 

zyx has his serious face on 

wait they just got up from that position WITHOUT THEIR HANDS 

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

uh oh they ain’t getting As or Bs 

A C AND A D NOOOO 

okay i agree with his comments but c’mon they were nervous 

don’t worry babes you have plenty of time to improve! ;;; 

zhou shi yuan oh god i need to remember names 

HE DOES BIOMEDICINE?? DAMN BOI 

deep voice holy shit damn 

VOCALS VOCALS VOCALS 

omg so many vocals today 

BROMANCING ALREADY SHARING MILK 

okay that sounds weird 

THE BOY HE CHEERS AT EVERYONE WHO IS HE 

others: :| 

this boi: :O

omfg he’s a fcking meme too 

[paused while my mother makes me watch a David Attenborough documentary on bamboo] 

MAVERICKS LET’S GO 

MR X’S SONG WHOOP WHOOO 

IDOL PROD S1 FEELS LEGGO 

IT’S ACAPELLA HOLY SHIT LET’S GO 

vocals damn holy shit 

okay the dancing may not be as on point because there was a bit where they weren’t doing anything 

BUT I STILL LIKE THEIR VOCALS 

YAO CHI WHAT THE 

WE HAVE A B BABES 

GUAN YUE FINALLY 

MY BEAUTIFUL SMILING BABY BOY I’VE MISSED YOU 

even yixing is in love with his smile i can tell 

those sharp dance moves though 

I LOVE GUAN YUE GUYS 

honestly that was my favourite performance i don’t care what other people say 

it’s probably gonna be a B 

even though i want him to get an A 

LIAN HUAI WEI MY FAVOURITE BUB 

li wenhan holy shit you are fcking adorable 

YUEHUA LET’S GOOOOO

he forgot to bow WHAT A CUTIE 

LI WENHAN BEING A LEADER I LOVE 

babe don’t say you don’t want an F because zyx can sense fear and he’s gonna give you one 

i’M PRAYING FOR YOU ALREADY 

wenhan is such a soft boy omg 

JIAYOU BABES I’M ROOTING FOR YOU 

oh goddamn these slow mo shots are killing me 

OOF WENHAN GAVE ME A LOOK 

picking up the rose petals I AM DEAD 

guys i still really love jolin she smiled at me and i just forgot about my love for all the others 

jks li wenhan is singing at me now 

i want him to get an A but my bet is on a B 

NO Fs OR Ds WE DOING GOOD 

hu chun yang is really cute just saying 

told y’all so 

even though i wanted him to get an A

YES IT’S THE BAND HOLY SHIT 

THIS WAS SUPER GOOD IN THE PREVIEW 

oof i love it i love it i love it 

probs not gonna get the results i want them to get but WHO CARES I’M STANNING 

all Cs i can deal with that 

LIKE MY DAD POOR LI RONGHAO

i really like this guy’s suit 

wait i forgot his name 

i’ll wait till zyx says it again lmfao 

ZHANG PD SAYS HE’S HANDSOME 

chen you wei THAT’S HIS NAME 

HE GOT AN F WHAT 

oh here we go gramarie

okay i gotta say gramarie is really good at picking songs 

like last year it was a really good song too 

when are we getting an A 

the accents are so cute AHAHAHAHA 

zyx is losing his shit 

i missed their names though and their company 

there aren’t any left????

are there seriously no As?

oh damn 

i just noticed that the new trainee clothes are from new balance 

I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER 

such a good reference to ‘balance’ 

they’re really not going to give zyx a break lmfao 

theme song practice leggo

IT’S THE SM PRACTICE ROOM 

MY SM FAMILY FEELS 

i really do love the new uniforms 

THE DORMS 

WE’VE MISSED YOU 

bruh the gifts are better than last year 

wenhan you’re adorable omg i’ve said this so many times 

SOMEONE HAS A YODA AHAHAHHA

XU MINGHAO YOU’RE A GORGEOUS BOI 

and you’re a cutie too 

he speaks so softly too ugh ily 

lmfao their hands look like jellyfish ngl 

but damn xu minghao you’re a good teacher 

wang jiayi ;;; working when everyone left already 

ngl i’m not feeling the broship like last season where people would go out of their way to help each other 

he’s literally by himself and it’s nearly 6am 

jesus this boy is hard working 

LMAO once one person comes in everyone comes in ahahhahha

okay okay previews here we come 

wait removing the centre decision 

TO WHAT

oh damn future stages what a look 

I LIKE 

sidenote: i took a ss of this beautiful boy but forgot where i was going to put it so i’m gonna leave it here anyways. enjoy :)

finish time: 9:47 pm 

that’s all folks; tune in next week for another episode of mai’s shitposting whilst we suffer through another survival show together!

[deceitxingenue-archive]

That’s it, folks, I’m going, going, gone so my spam of ooc notes apologising for my poor activity can finally stop! I should be back next weekend, and I’m trying to set up a queue (with a lot of memes so I can come back to some new interactions uwu) so it might look like I’m active but I’m not. Hopefully, I’ll be able to figure out some way to get internet access over the week but it’s unlikely (the camp’s website says they have wifi, my friends who went said they don’t). This post will be queued to post over the week ^.^

[confirmedashuman]

This, exactly this. Atm I have around £4 and that has to last untill the end of this month. I'm broke, I'm poor. I don't have any income.

Next month I will have £80, of which I have to use £20 (kitty comes first UwU) to feed my cats. After that I will have £60 left, then I got to take away what I pay for WiFi and I will be left with a mere £40 at best for an entire month.

Due to me being a college student and due me babysitting (babysitting= don't have to pay rent/bills) I can't even get a job. I checked and all the jobs within my area crash with my college/babysitting hours. I have to finish college, that's one of the basic steps towards getting a better life. Life is tough but thankfully this will end in a few months. After I start university, my living cost and income will be so much better, even after rent and everything else, what I will have then will be so much better than this.

So while my situation isn't the best, this is temporary and after this my life will be better. Im lucky. Other people get stuck in such situations for years and sometimes even decades.

[0214mile]

✎ svt as hogwarts students! AU

this is basically a ctrl+c and ctrl+v from my twitter account bcs i wanted a different platform to save my “au’s” on! this is NOT stolen! i am @.serencty [previously @.smolteeen] on twitter 

[authors note]

this au is v much based on 21st century wizarding world 

lots of hp reference so if u dont get them sorry! 

they're my thoughts so please dont criticize 

☾ if u have any comment to say anything/to add on/questions abt hp, please reply in 'comments?' (end of thread)

⇾ seungcheol

house: gryffindor

blood status: half-blood

patronus: mongrel dog

position 01: gryffindor quidditch captain

↳ keeper

position 2: headboy

a giant dork & liked by everyone

all girls love him&boys want to be him (or vice versa works too)

knows everything abt quidditch. and i mean EVERYTHING (basically oliver wood)

sucks @ potions 

has a personal bed in the infirmary (thanks 2 quidditch + potions accidents)

teaches first years flying

has friends in first year & sits and talks w/ them —the go-to person for every first years

attends quidditch matches even after graduating 

⇾ jeonghan

house: slytherin

blood status: pureblood

patronus: black swan

position: prefect

boys & girls have a crush on him (a wholesome BI king)

somehow gets E (Exceeds Expectations; 2nd best) in tests without studying

hosts interhouse parties in the room of requirements called '1004'

gets away with every prank (weasley twins wHo)

loves chan; like u hurt him and u will regret that FOR LIFE

never denies dating rumours of him & cheol (a wholesome BI king pt.2)

knows all your secrets 

with jisoo all the DAMN time

⇾ joshua

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: mountain hare

position: prefect

the most popular dude in hogwarts; like even peeves likes him —he's just SO NICe ufeel

hosts guitar lessons in gardens (sings sunday morning every single lesson)

ace student in charms

bffs with jeonghan

no one expects it but he's one of the biggest prakster in hogwarts (he’s the black horse okay)

uploads 'calming guitar acoustic for studying' on jihoon's music app (check jihoon)

WILD during 1004

⇾ junhui

house: hufflepuff

blood status: pureblood

patronus: tonkinese cat

position: hufflepuff seeker

(v much like cedric)

looks like a slytherin but yeEt he’s the epitome of UWU

the 'popular guy'

a complete charmer; even portraits like him

flirts a lot but has never been to base 2 in any relationship lol

good at alchemy and DADA

in the theatre club + hoshi's dance club

no one EVER sees him study but he still gets A (Acceptable; 3rd best)

⇾ soonyoung

house: gryffindor

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: eagle

position: prefect

one of the most liked + hated person in the school

cannot and will not shut up

detention is already part of his schedule beforehand

amazing @ transfiguration so mcgonagall loves him

hosts HOSHI's DANCE club

his wand has been broken +5 times so its taped together (somehow still usable)

constantly changes hair colour to be 2cool4skool

provoked the giant squid & was unconscious for 4 weeks

obvious prankster &gets caught all the time

⇾ wonwoo

house: ravenclaw

blood status: pureblood

patronus: nebelung cat

position: ravenclaw seeker

perfect mix of slytherin&ravenclaw

super intimidating & will judge u even if ur friends

somehow bffs w/ soonyoung

↳ only one who can control him

↳ always bickering

will fuking fight u if u call anyone mudblood

in the library 24/7

↳ reading everywhere & anytime

↳ loved by madam pince

↳ helps out in the library; recommends books, shows students where they can find books,etc 

good @ all subjects except care of magical creatures hes rubbish

apparates everywhere & scares the shit out of everyone

admired by lots but doesnt realise it

⇾ jihoon

house: ravenclaw

blood status: half-blood

patronus: lynx

position 01: prefect

position 02: ravenclaw chaser

literally the coolest person in hogwarts

ace student in all subjects

always writing lyrics and making beats; if u sit next to him in class, u will not get ANY work done bcs of his tapping

created soundcloud equivalent app in the wizarding world

installed wifi & made muggle technology work @ hogwarts

responsible for the booze @ 1004

↳ releases songs under the name W00ZI

⇾ minghao

house: gryffindor

blood status: half-blood

patronus: salamander

position: gryffindor chaser

the8-ifies his uniform to be "edgy"

↳ wears GUCCI with his robes

↳ cuts up his uniform& adds chains

↳ basically revolutionized diy uniforms @ hogwarts

↳ responsible for fashion trends @ hogwarts

judges u & roasts u all the time

sleeps with a kermit doll uwu

taught portraits how to dab

knows all the secret passages

best @ DADA

best dancer in HOSHI's club

⇾ mingyu

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: mastiff

position: hufflepuff beater

the 'popular guy' w/ jun

surrounded by girls & hates it but is too nice to say NO so wonu helps out by glaringlol

not particularly good @ any subject except care of magical creatures (wonu&him help each other out)

loved by kitchen elves

↳ in the kitchens 24/7

has been locked out of the common room several times

always dirty?; dust on face, mud on shoes, etc.

has a business @ hogwarts selling muggle technology

⇾ seokmin

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: salmon

position: hufflepuff beater

one of the most liked & hated ppl in the school pt.2

louder than soonyoung

sings 24/7 u ALWAYS know when hes comig ur way bcs his voice echoes thru the hallways

works @ honeydukes for free sweets

only good @ charms

banned from potions

uploads on jihoon's music app under DK

reason why hufflepuff never wins the house cup

kicked out of the common room for being loud

once turned himself into a salmon during transfiguration for 5hrs fb status: flapping

super COOL when playing quidditch

⇾ seungkwan

house: hufflepuff

blood status: halfblood

patronus: basset hound

position: quidditch commentator

funniest & nicest person in hogwarts

liked by everyone; ghosts? portraits? teachers? students? u name it and they only have good things to say abt boo :)

loves all his friends (esp. hansol) & will FITE U if u hurt anyone

cheers the loudest in quidditch matches (never biased though)

uploads on jihoon's music app under BOOISHERE

booseoksoon combo is everyones nightmare

good @ all subjects except flying broke his wrist like neville poor boo :,(

wins most of the points for hufflepuff

mcgonagall & hagrid's favourite student ever

killed his plant in herbology & cried

welcomed in the kitchen 24/7

⇾ hansol

house: ravenclaw

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: orangutan

uniform has holes everywhere

↳ wears SUPREME and THRASHERS under the robe 

skates to class

has a cassette player 24/7 hes just that wannabe cool 90′s kid okey

never listens in class but does well in tests so the teachers let him be

↳ daydreams alot but his daydreams are with meaning??/?

friends w/ the giant squid

no.1 listened rapper on jihoon's music app (under VERNON)

writes lyrics all the time

girls ♡ him but he ?

rapped for dumbledore's bday & got 250 points

bffs w/ seungkwan

↳ does covers w/ him

↳ w/ him all the time despite not being in the same house

good @ astronomy

⇾ chan

house: gryffindor

blood status: pureblood

patronus: marsh harrier

position: quidditch commentator bangchan is HERE

hangs out w/ older kids (esp. jeonghan)

good @ all subjects; a child prodigy we stAn

“DANCING IS MY PASSION”

↳ part of HOSHI's dance club

↳ watched+ listened to MJ and fell in LOVE ; loved dancing ever since

makes potions that makes u a little loopy/high for 1004

savage af

cried when jisoo got him MJ bed sheets & pjs for his bday

knows everyone's secrets (blame jeonghan)

surprisingly doesnt have that many friends

interested in muggle stuff

[angstymdzsthoughts]

(½) LWJ drank some wine while he and YP!WWX were sharing a room together, but WWX didn’t see b/c he was taking a bath. When he got out, LWJ couldn’t control himself. WWX was happy at LWJ’s confession as he liked him too, but was nervous at how fast they were going as they moved to the bed. No dinner and a show, haha…? But if this is what LWJ wants, then it’s fine. WWX wakes up giddy in the morning to his new lover, only for LWJ to stare at him in horror before quickly getting dressed and leaving

(2/2) without a word. WWX felt his chest go cold as he wonders what he did wrong. Then in the cave after Nightless City, the Lan enter the cave, LWJ says something he said that night in the inn and WWX freezes and begins crying. LWJ thinks he finally got through to him only for Wei Wuxian to yell at him, “You said that before, and then you threw me away in the morning! I waited and waited for 4 YEARS. I won’t be fooled again!!!” Later, when LWJ picks up A-Yuan, he realizes how old the child is.

[angstymdzsthoughts]

Dark!Jiangs Sibs vs Dark!Twin Jades. The only thing holding them back from WWX so far is either distance or sect responsibilities. WWX has been trying to create a way to teleport the entire Burial Mounds somewhere far away, like the Nightless City, but he’s running out of time.

WQ: Whats gotten into you recently?!

WWX: We have to move the Burial Mounds.

WQ: What?

WWX: We Have To Move The Burial Mounds.

Wow I had almost forgotten the dark siblings au. I especially love it if Lan Xichen is just... aggressively wing man-ing and is hella determined to have Wei Wuxian as his brother-in-law. Lan Wangji is beside himself with love and lust and complete obsession. Jiang Cheng is practically frothing at the mouth with rage. Jiang Yanli is calm and steady and will poison the Twin Jades without hesitation if given half a chance.

(Also can you imagine the looks on peoples faces when the entire fucking Burial Mounds are just Gone one day)

[angstymdzsthoughts]

Everything is the same, but Wei Wuxian is an android. LWJ wonders if something is wrong with him for falling in love with an android, but WWX just seemed so human—no, more than human. Despite WWX’s “faults”, to LWJ he is perfection. LWJ believes the YP is a malfunction that needs to be repaired… restored. It is only after seeing his interactions with A-Yuan that LWJ realizes WWX is a person, not a machine. And then the next—and last—time he sees WWX in the cave, he’s malfunctioning for real.

Am I reading this wrong or are we throwing advanced robotic technology into ancient China?