#Poor alice

[munsooooon]

"Oh hi, Steve!" says a young girl who seems very nice, Steve is sure he has seen her in the building, but they have never spoken.

"Hello?" Steve utters in confusion.

"This is Alice, your downstairs neighbor"

"Oh, nice to meet you"

Alice smiles sweetly.

"I don't mean to be obnoxious, I say this with sincere kindness, but would you consider turning down the noise in your apartment a little? Please, " Alice said with a slight blush and a chagrined expression on her face.

"Oh yeah, sorry, my roomie loves loud music, but he is a good boy I swear" said Steve with a smile.

"Oh, I wasn't talking about your roomie. I was talking about you and your girlfriend, I can hear you from my apartment, and I don't think the old people on the second floor would be too happy"

"Oh," Steve is experiencing different colours on his face. He didn't know he could experience embarrassment in so many ways.

Because the girlfriend Alice assumes is actually Robin. Ewwww.

And my god, everyone hears when he's having sex with Eddie.

He can't coordinate his brain to respond to Alice.

OH MY GOD! That's why Alice knows his name because he's pretty sure he's never told her his name before.

"Don't worry, Steve," Alice says softly. "There's nothing wrong with it, just keep making your girlfriend happy in silence"

Steve smiles apologetically, Alice waves goodbye.

"If I didn't know what your roomie looked like, I'd think it was him" Alice says jokingly "but obviously it's not him because he's an super badass metalhead, he couldn't sound that incredibly cute, right?"

Steve smiles and runs to his apartment, where he tells Eddie, who laughs out loud until he has to hold his stomach. Steve loves him.

"Eddie! The whole building knows we're having sex."

"Steve, you've had that reputation since you were 15."

True.

"What can I say? My man takes good care of me." Eddie says proudly.

Steve kisses him. He is so in love.

"You have to be quiet next time"

"Yeah? Make me be quiet."

[soupdwelling]

uh oh!

[helpimstuckposting]

Ouch, Sam. That ‘keep it professional’ line hurt ME

[ash-tree-eyes]

I am so worried for Alice there are genuinely no words. My girl needs therapy and a hug and better coping mechanisms and less horrors right now thank you very much

[beehiveofblorbos]

i can directly draw a correlation between me getting attached to characters and YTTD forcing me to choose one of them to die

first kai and joe (trick choice it’s both ugh)

then reko and gin…

ugh not ready for the second Main Game

[herbertp]

TMAGP 15 REACTIONS <3

(Spoilers ahead :) )

Sam is actually so cute- He keeps getting teased for no rizz but he doesn’t need rizz! He just needs to be a huge dork and he has people falling for him (including me tbh)

“Flourishing with a quiet tada” is so cute

Poor Sam thinking he’s being rejected before Celia backpedals and agrees so quickly

Is the pillowman a play/film or something I can go watch/read/listen to? That’d be fun

Alice has not gained any chill about Sam and Celia 😭😭😭

“It’s a good place to canoodle” lmao

The Alice-Luke and Tim-Danny parallels kill me- the support Alice and Tim both have/had for their restless younger brothers is a stake through the heart

“Babies are cool!” Uh huh sure Alice

I do feel bad for Alice, but at what point is she throwing herself under the bus?

“They didn’t deserve what happened to them” okay statement guy- you say that as if you didn’t kill all of your staff

Being unable to see the faces of the other hunters is a nice touch- nameless, scary, and seemingly under the matriarch’s control

The caterers having names and faces and attributes contrasting that, humanizing them while the statement giver destroys them all

THE VAGUES THIS WEEK COMPARED THE STATEMENT TO THE MENU AND THATS SO CORRECT- LIKE AT THE START OF THE STATEMENT I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE BUT AHHHHHH

Calling the knife unblemished? Awful

“I think she tried to beg” 👁️👄👁️

The hunter becoming hunted- the hunter’s dog becomes prey

THE SOUND DESIGN AT THE END OF THE STATEMENT IS SO INTERESTING WHAT HAPPENED????

Celia refusing to give her name? Feels like she’s had experience with the fears

CELIA BEING STRONG AND DIFFERENT?? HMMM?

“Catch you next time” “No you won’t.”

Cheshire Bouchards? Are there multiple Bouchard lineages? How far doe they go back?

Wait wait wait wait- Have Sam and Alice actually been no contact for years? It seems weird that Like wouldn’t have seen Sam “for years” if they had stayed friends. This info makes me cringe a lil more at Alice’s pining :(

Also does Luke have an issue with Sam? “Weedy git” seems like an odd term to use for him- I wonder what happened

THE PROSE FROM THE VICTIM IS GIVING HEAVY VAST-BURIED VIBES, MATCHING THE VIBES FROM THE SEA BONE GUY

Okay the vagues also talked about Alice having the tape recorder but idk if she did- the victim did. Maybe the Error from TMAGP10 attacked? Left a tape recorder there?

[silver-dragonborn]

Some info about a possible fic about my oc who was isekaid into House of the Dragon as Alice Hightower.

The plot for Your Biggest Cheerleader is basically about a Rhaenyra stan being reborn as Alicent Hightower on the day of her wedding to Viserys Targaryen. With a former best friend who distrusts her and the possibility of falling pregnant by a rotting old man and becoming the figurehead for the Greens, Alice throws herself into making Rhaenyra the greatest Queen that ever lived while also enjoying the pampered life of a noble.

Your Biggest Cheerleader will have a healthy balance of humor, angst, a little bit of crack, dragon lore, and tragedy. Alice, the MC, will have no children as she had lived a happy child-free life in her past life and is extremely determined to not go through with the dangers of a medieval pregnancy. She doesn't trust Viserys after what he did to his first wife and is constantly gaslighting him not to knock her up because the man is weak-willed and is better off building his Lego land while the ladies run the show. I won't rush reconciliation because Rhaenyra deserves to be angry and distrustful toward her old friend, but they will eventually sit down for a very long conversation.

House Velaryon and the Velaryon twins will be treated with the respect and dignity they deserve. Otto is still going to be a nightmare, but Alice's machinations will make him even more deranged and The Faith will have a more prominent role because I firmly believe that there's been a conspiracy in the making to destroy House Targaryen from the inside.

Other than that, the fic will still have cracky funny moments and I can finally pursue my dream of turning the saying Rhaenin' Time into a rap song.

Look!

Look up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

No, it's RHAENIN' TIME!

*cue explosive noises*

[sketchsanchez]

"Jason was my son and today is his birthday "

[kass-xoxo333]

[p4stel-rainb0w]

- "i don't want to lose you.. you're my only friend.."

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢--💥💥💥💥

[marymcmagic-hair]

rewatching doctor blake mysteries (ep 4x04) and my god lucien was insane to invite alice over for dinner literally the day after mei lin showed up alive. insane.

[xbuster]

[my-midnight-sims]

And those were the gifts Father Winter brought to everyone. Some people got great stuff, some got literal dog poop.

Happy Winterfest ... ?

[loudeaglecollective]

[victorluvsalice]

AU Thursday: Checking In On "Londerland Bloodlines: Downtown Queensland"

I know it's been a while since I talked about "Londerland Bloodlines" on here (last mentioned in a Song Saturday post reblog back in March!), but rest assured I HAVE been working on the next installment -- and, in fact, just today I started Chapter 6, aka what should be the final chapter of the story! :D Alice has made it through all the other bullshit of the Downtown section, including the plaguebearers, the Russia Mafia, and the absolute HELL that was Grout's mansion, and now she is preparing to go get that sarcophagus! With a little help from Victor, offering up both a map of the museum and a little snack for her to start the night. :) Though first, there's a certain flesh-eating vampire hiding in an abandoned hospital that she has to take care of... But yes, with the start of this chapter, we are in the home stretch! I'm looking forward to having this first rough draft done -- hopefully that means that 2024 shall be the year of posting this sucker!

[supersonicgrandma]

Samama Khalid’s dating history apparently consists of Alice Dyer, a woman who was into Charlie Chaplin sexual roleplay, and Celia, who ended up chucking his ass into the eyepocalypse