#Please stop with your “headcanons” I am a real human person

[ask-the-burs]

Guys I am NOT autistic. Why do I keep seeing people say I am??

-Revivebur

[chris-prank]

Can I ask for headcanons for atlas? Preferably how he would ask if his s/o or darling had someone trying to date them/hook up with them. Please I really need some possessive stuff it's what feeds me

This is the first ask I received about Atlas! I'm so happyyyyyyy 😆😆

And if you like possessive stuff, I can already tell you that Atlas will be even more unhinged and possessive in the second part of his main story.

(This is a work of fiction for entertainment purposes only, I do not support yandere behaviors in real life)

Despite being a yandere, Atlas doesn’t completely understand that what he is doing is wrong, but he is aware that certain actions could be perceived as bad on your part. All he wants is for you to value him just as much as he values you. That’s why he wouldn’t be violently possessive in front of you, he’ll be more calculated and subtle about it. 

First thing first, he will try to find any dirt he can on that person. Atlas will use his face recognition program to identify them. That way he can know if they have any criminal records, check their social media to see if they already have a partner, etc. He will inform you of any of his findings on the pretense of caring for your security, which is true in his mind.  

If that person has a clean record, as far as he can see, he still has all their personal information at his disposal. Consequently he can threaten them with their work address, home address or their family members name. 

While you’re in front of the flirt, Atlas would try to get your attention back by butting into the conversation non stop or by acting like a timid puppy. He knows that giving you big sad eyes is the best way to have you all over him.

In addition, the android would stare at them without blinking to make them uncomfortable enough to leave you alone. 

 Altas would also try to make the stranger angry in ways that you wouldn’t notice. His goal is to make them yell or be rude to him for no apparent reason so they would look bad. 

If none of that works he will temper with your phone so that you don’t receive calls and texts from these people, in the hopes that you’ll forget about them. He can even delete their number from your contacts before you have the chance to call them back, because he knows that most humans can’t remember a phone number by heart. 

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Atlas was proud with the little assortment of dishes he had chosen for you. He had never been to a Chinese buffet before, not that he didn’t know what it was, it’s just that his last owners were too much of rich pricks to go to places like these. You were the one who had the idea of making each other's plate for the first round. Despite him not needing to eat, you had insisted that he at least tasted the food, since all androids did have the capacity for cooking purposes. He knows that his last masters would have never considered making him eat, let alone sharing their food with him. After giving it more thought, he was glad he got to have his first time in a restaurant like this with you. 

As he was making his way back to you, he saw that you were chatting with a random guy. He noticed that his body language was atypical, he was leaning in on you and his shoulder was scarily close to yours. All the alarms went off in his system as he quickly realized what was happening. This man was flirting with you. His hands unconsciously tightened around the plate and cup he was holding, threatening to break them. In a millisecond, he had successfully composed himself though and had planned his next move. He continued to make his way towards you and the nuisance, calculating his trajectory with precision. He just needed to synchronize his last step with these guys' movements to… Splash! The drink and the meal, he had meticulously picked out for you, were spilled all over him and the man’s clothes. 

“What the—“ The stranger turned around to face Atlas, gritting his teeth. 

“I am sorry sir.” 

He looked at him up and down, noticing that he was an android. 

“Check where you’re going next time you fucking dysfunctional piece of junk!”

“Hey don’t talk to him like that!” You protested immediately.  

“Don’t tell me you brought that thing here?!” 

“I did and I think it’s time for you to go.” 

The guy rolled his eyes and proceeded to hit Atlas’s arm as he left, making the android take a step back. Not to mention how he grumbled about how you were not even that good looking anyway. Atlas, on the other hand, didn’t move. He was only staring at you. 

“Let’s get you cleaned up.” You whispered, trying to comfort him, even though you knew he surely wasn’t affected that much. 

“I’m sorry about your food.” 

You couldn’t help but let out a laugh of disbelief. “You’re worried about that?”

His green eyes went to the floor as he stayed silent, so you didn’t tease him further. You guided him to your table and sat him down. You asked an employee if you could borrow a wet towel and notify them of the mess Atlas had accidentally made in the buffet area. Luckily not a lot of food had ended up on him and his jacket was the easiest part to clean up. As you tried to rub the sauce off the jacket, you felt a slight tug on your right arm, you looked down and saw Atlas’s hand was holding on to your sleeve. His head was hanging low just like earlier. 

“Am I still enough for you?” 

“What do you— Oh!” Your eyes widened, “of course you’re enough! Me meeting other people doesn’t change how I feel about you, ok? You’re irreplaceable.” You winked all the while playfully nudging him. 

The android nodded in response, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. 

***

Atlas was waiting outside the restaurant for you to finish with private business. The sun had already set for a while, making him stand out from the crowd with his piercing green eyes. The android was not only waiting for you to come out but also for him. Atlas had in fact paid close attention to the number of persons remaining in the restaurant before leaving. He at least hoped that the nuisance would appear before you did. 

Like on cue, the long awaited man walked out the Chinese buffet. The android didn't waste a single second and grabbed the guy’s arm. He was so imposing that his fingers couldn't reach the other, but it didn’t matter. Before he could complain, Atlas looked him straight in the eyes and said in his usual flat tone.

“Your name is Emile Hugues, you work as a mechanic at the garage Extra Miles, which is ten minutes by car from your apartment—” 

“H-how do you know all that?!” The words seemed to crawl out of his throat, his face contorting in pure terror. 

Emile tried to pull away and was horrified when Atlas didn’t budge one bit. Not even one hour ago, he made the android stumble back with a simple knock on his shoulder. If the android heard him now he didn’t show any sign of it and continued on. 

“Don’t ever try to contact them again, I can assure you I’ll know if you do.” Only then, did Atlas release the man from his deadly grip, letting him scramble away in fear. 

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Sorry if it took a bit of time for me to answer, I do this in my free time after all and sometimes I just don’t feel the spark of inspiration. BUT I really appreciate every ask you guys send me and I always want to craft the best answer possible. 

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

Childhood dreams

Headcanon: Where your kid has the most awesome parents ever ft Dazai, Chuuya and Ango Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting This headcanon is so cute that I wasn't able to decide who to take. Any recommendations?

Dazai:

Congratulations. This man lived enough to see his kid grow (fuck i remember his face when he fell from the elevator beaten up now)

Am sorry but he will make sure his kids aren't traumatized like the other kids. (He can have that redemption okay?)

But if his kid does something wrong, he would be giving them a strict Port mafia Dazai glare.

His kid likes girls? No problem. His kid likes boys? No problem. His kid like Chuuya's kid? NO.(but he wouldn't say so, he's a babygorl)

He would surely have sticker battle with his kid online, and whenever you go through either of the chats, you will get to see convos in stickers. (You are scared that they have it used as a secret language)

Now this is Dazai we are talking about. He will make sure, that his kid don't make someone/get pregnant. He will be the one giving him the talk. He doesn't care what gender his kid is, the talk is the talk.

Lets be honest, his coats will be stolen by his kid.

If you ask him to pick your kid up, He make sure to bring Atsushi around, babygorl cant drive properly.

*leans on broken* He gives Sugar dad vibes for real.

Teenage hormones are ranging, girls and guys of your kid's school have declared him a DILF, but that doesn't stop them form calling you hawt.

Your kid is made up of the best genes, of course they are going to be the most crushable person in their school. Dazai has information on everyone and he make sure his kid doesn't get catfished or stalked.

Dazai often forget to pick his kid up from school.

Dazai makes sure his kid knows about Oda, rather Odasaku and how great he was.

He will make sure that you all least have dinner dine out once a while.

Family bonds>>

"Dad what is this?" "PUT THAT DOWN" "Y/N I am sure-" "No"

If you ever have fights with either of those two, both of them will be sleeping on the couch.

"Dad I want a dog" "What was the name of the kid who sits next to you?"

You babysit two idiots on weekends. But they are your idiots and you love them.

Chuuya:

He makes sure his kid doesn't get a wine addiction. Little did he knew, his kid was holding his wine bottle thinking its a rattle toy as a baby.

he and his kid would have late night talks about life and he often would make sure his kid never hides stuff from him. (Am pretty sure he isn't that evil to invade his kid's privacy and stalk but there is always a what if )

If your kid decides to join Mafia, then well, he cant deny not to, considering he himself is in Mafia. But he'll make sure the kid doesn't pull 'I wanna join Mafia' in their early 15s. Like just no

Your kid likes his father more then anything. Like Chuuya is the best father to exist.

He makes sure his kid gets the best of clothes and facilities.

For some reason, your baby thinks Akutagawa is funny. You are getting concerned.

His kid would hold his dad and will never leave him. (Baby grip is strong fr.)

Once Chuuya was told to pick his kid from high school, and oh lord, the screams from the girls were just um. (One of them asked in which section he was in [damn his height])

His kid is taller then him. Periodt. Guess genes works a weird way.

He make sure his kid stay away from Dazai as far as possible, but at the end of the day he would be seeing his wife, kid and his rival playing UNO while screaming lyrics of Do I wanna know.

He makes sure his teenage kid just stay out of trauma he faced. He makes sure the teen feels human. (Anyways)

Meals made by him and your child>>>>

He gladly used his ability and make his kid fly around him when you told him to babysit him once.

He is more of a mother than a father. Kid's crying? kiss their boo boos and hit whatever hurt them.

Please, teens are rebellious and when it comes to your kid, his anger level is like your husband.

But Chuuya loves his family, and he would totally be the one lowkey crying when he attends his kid's wedding.

"My kid has grown up" "Our kid Chuuya" "Are you trying to propose a communist agenda?" "No but the wedding brings back our old memories."

Ango:

I wanted to say the kid never saw his father but that wouldn't be counted as fluff

This man right here, whenever returns home, is hugged by his kid. His hearts goes UwU as you kiss him on cheeks after. 10/10 day brightened.

Now I am not saying he is like Kunikida, but he makes sure his kid has discipline in life.

PLEASE HE WILL MAKE SURE HIS KID HAS A PROPER SLEEP CYCLE OF 8 HOURS.

His kid would flex his father's job. Like "My father works with the government, if you hit me I will make sure you all in Jail"

He would totally dropping off his kid since the kid started to go to school, and still does.

Ango will make sure his kid sees his father enough.

Ango is a lowkey strict parent but he will make sure his kid aren't suffering

He actually cares about mental health so much

he might as well have dad talks like Chuuya

Now his kid cant lie in front of his father. Ango knows it all.

He will make sure he arrives home in time for family dinner.

Your kid respects him, and might have developed 'Ango validation' disorder.

His kid makes sure to make his father proud. (Who are you again?)

Awww your heart goes UwU when you see both of them interact.

"DADDD I WON THE MATCH" "Congratulations, that's wonderful isn't it Y/N?" "It is, Lets eat dinner out then!" UwU family moments>>>

Loves his Family ofc.

You would have bodygaurds outside the house, cause please he doesnt want you our your child hurt because of his work.

Dazai was almost beaten by the bodygaurd because of his looks.

"Dad, who is this man?" "That was a friend of mine...I lost him a long ago" "Awww dont worry! You still have the same number of friend because I will be you friend" Ango and your 5 yr kid convos>>>>

Ango loves to give his kid kisses on forehead.

Nothing just.

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This fanfictions made my heart melt. And damn, this was the longest headcanon I probably wrote ever

[n4rval]

hi I just wanted to say your tags on the gaster poll posts are so correct yessss (always enjoy your takes just in general). thank you for being one of the seemingly very few people out there who also believes there's no way the timeline works for gaster and alphys to have been colleagues. however, him haunting her benevolently is something I'm 1000% here for <3 (also I hope your finals went well and you get to have a nice relaxing break!)

HII HELLO HI im glad you like them!!! knowing you read these motivates me to keep being Absolutely Very Normal About Him on the internet

personally it's less of a believing thing and more of a come on it's written right there thing, but since we're here.

behold! dingus timeline. (and the hottest of takes with freshly baked personal headcanons otherwise what am i doing)

Not a skeleton?

Isn't 201X too early?

Indeed, not a skeleton, but rather, some guy. Something about how monster's bodies are manifestations of their SOUL, and him oddly resembling a strange looking man does well to represent his insatiable curiosity and love for creating. (things humans are known for in a better light)

On the other hand, you will be pleased with how fascinated he is by "FLESHLINGS AND THEIR CALCIUM DEPOSITS".

And then they fucking died.

201X is the year the first human fell into the underground, and shortly after, the royal family has moved to New Home. This means some decent exploration of the cavern has already been made. Scientists could very well already have been working on optimizing life underground, with special attention to the large and ever growing new capital.

My idea? As this idiot has been aiding exploration with his antics, Gerson was the one to appoint him to Asgore. Something about his talent with turning garbage into non-garbage. With a little patience and getting familiar with his odd manerisms, it was not too long until he got to be the prince's weird godfather.

Cracking already?

And everyone was devastated, mainly the close family. Not only that, but amidst your mourning, the one couple responsible for your unrealistically high standards for romance just divorced. Is love even real anymore. You eat ants with your cereal and your work consists mainly of convenience improvements and absolutely nothing groundbreaking. What's the point of breaking that pesky barrier again? Child murder? Come on.

That's the Wingdings PATIENCE and BRAVERY encountered in their adventure. Dear god, you're lame. Aren't you some kind of genius? Get yourself together! And together he got his self, now, he has children to look after. Surely there must be some other way. He must stop coming up with new flavours for chips and find some other way.

... Dear god, the King is going to kill them.

BONES and DT

Listen. He's old. You got your wrinkles, he's got his cracking. What? You meant to point out some major event of injury must have been responsible for his current state of deformity? Well, he's old AND heartbroken. That's a direct blow to the SOUL, okay.

Jokes aside (kind of), doing any lasting damage to a monster is quite difficult given their magic forms can easily be healed through, well, magic. They can, however, eventually "fall" (wink wink) and dust away with age - which cannot, however, be fixed with magic.

With a little determination however ...

Something about the anomaly.

He found it, the other way. It was the bones all along, the so needed sustainance for channelling such a high concentration of that power. Well, not necessarily, but a boney structure will endure much more and last much longer than a meaty one. Also, it looks so cool.

You know this guy, he gets first dibs on any and all dubious substances that might or might not deal the last hit to the nail on his coffin dust urn(?). And when it all works out (dubious), he might as well play a little. What kind of things can he make? With the material properties of these calcified remains infused with his own magic, animated with determination.

Some new, powerful magic tricks?

A new kind of monster, maybe?

DARK, DARKER, YET DARKER.

There is a lot of interesting things one can do with isolated DT, aside from making bones rattle with life - for example, peeking onto the complex layers and ramifications of what composes reality. This is when the already kooky scientist grows a little mad; manic, if you will. This is the Wingdings sans was familiar with.

Time travel this, resets that, blah blah blah alpha timeline, the anomaly, the angel, the anomaly again, all things that only make sense to him and his illegible mess on the black board. The lack of detail is killing him, he needs to know what it is - what it does, why it does, how it does. Not to stop it, no, there is no stopping it.

Rather, an overwhelming need to understand it.

He falls somewhere in recent history, details of it left ambiguous. The shattering, combined with the amount of DT running in his magical... mathematical physiology, rendered all of his self but an espectator of his reality; confined to the code and unable to do anything but watch, powerless before the nature of his very being, like a corrupted program.

It is all rather frustrating, besides the burden that is coming to terms with simply not existing anymore, watching was pretty much all this research was and now ever will be. That is, until something interacts with him. It is different from the tragic prince, whom no matter how much DT he's accumulated, he is just as confined to this world's rules as other elements. Not this one, not the force from beyond. Not "YOU".

He makes it a mission to reach out, despite the limits of the code, to give away bits and pieces of him and see if you bite. But not too much, he's seen how you tend to exhaust a world for knowledge, something he can oddly sympathize with. I mean, what will you do once you find everything? One cannot fully know a person.

Maybe in another world, prophetized by a cute, little white dog. A much better world for everyone, without so much as war or disease, his greatest creation yet. And he could invite you to it, to experience bewilderment, to be reminded of wonder. If it could even help you, wherever you are, to deem your own world worth of partaking ... then the experiment was a success.

[wolveria]

Sorry to bring up shipping discourse on your blog. Reminder that you have every right to just ignore this. It’s your blog.

But the whole thing around shipping aspec characters tends to be less “should we do it?” and more “stop fucking erasing a character’s identity just bc you don’t know how to write it”. I mean, not for everyone, obviously, but that tends to be what it boils down to.

Me, personally, I don’t mind the shipping (esp crackships and selfships. They get too much shit as is and I’m not adding onto that), but I do mind when people just ignore the characters identity or treat it as Straight Lite™️, which I have seen a lot of people do. And I know you said that it’s less about what they do with fictional characters and more about how they treat actual aspec people, but oftentimes (as far as I’ve seen) their attitude towards actual people tends to be similar to how they treat the identity of a fictional character. Which is to say, bad.

Again, this is all just from my personal experience with people, so maybe you’ve had a much more positive one. I just figured as another aspec person I could share my view. If it’s not welcome, no hard feelings or anything. I do hope you have a nice day/night.

(Anon is responding to this reblog)

And you can acknowledge your feelings about how fans interact with aspect characters. You have a right to be uncomfortable.

But these are your feelings, shaped by your experiences, and your perception will always be subjective. That's simply a part of human existence.

In other words, feelings don't inform reality (ask any person with anxiety).

There are two separate points you bring up, that 1) fans can erase a character's identity, and 2) how fans treat characters is a direct correlation to how they treat real people:

1) A character isn't a real person, therefore it doesn't have an identity that can be erased. It's an object. A fictional concept. You cannot harm them no matter what you do to them.

I am not speaking about representation. A fan does not have the same impact as a Disney executive. I am not, and will not, put them on the same level of power. How a fan headcanons a character will never equate to how media treats queer representation, and I will repeat this until my dying breath.

Which leaves this question: Do you believe it's immoral for other fans to fantasize about characters in a way that you find uncomfortable?

If so, why? Do you believe it's an actual problem? What would be your solution? How do you control people's fantasies, and is it your right to attempt to do so?

If the answer is no, then you must accept that how people interact with fiction isn't your responsibility or obligation, and that discomfort does not equal immorality.

If the answer is yes, please see below.

2) Correlating fantasies with "immoral" behavior is a talking point of conservatives, fascists, and pro-censorship groups.

People writing stories, making art, creating headcanons, etc., is not an accurate indicator or predictor of behavior. It might be helpful to ask yourself why you're equating these two things.

Why do you believe fantasy influences behavior? Or the inverse, do you believe that fans who treat others poorly will always have "problematic" headcanons/ships?

If so, why is your focus on how fictional characters are treated, and not on the actual behaviors towards actual people?

Are your opinions based on facts or on fears?

Pro-censorship groups will argue that reading certain books will lead to a corruption of morals, or those who write toxic relationships will become an abusive partner, or kids who play violent video games are more likely to hurt other students.

Claiming that fans who "erase" the queer identities of fictional characters will lead to actual bigotry towards real people, is the same kind of fear-based argument as above--it just uses leftist language to do so.

(I don't even know how to address the Straight Lite comment without getting into a whole other discussion about how you seem to believe some headcanons aren't queer enough. And following my own example, I am not going to extrapolate that onto how you might view real people's queer identities.)

I've seen a lot of shitty fans in my decade of fandom involvement. I can make a lot of assumptions about what kind of characterizations they like and how it relates to their behavior. I could do that, with a lot of gut feelings behind it, but that doesn't make it true.

Sometimes, shitty people have certain headcanons, or ships, or fantasies, and it doesn't actually mean a damn thing.

At the end of the day, I understand that what someone enjoys, their headcanons, their art, their fantasies, do not inform who they are as a person, nor does it predict how they treat other people. That's not how human behavior works, and there are decades of research to support it.

You can be uncomfortable. You have every right to feel uncomfortable. But discomfort is not an indicator of right or wrong, nor is it evidence your discomfort has an inherent moral weight.

This concept even has its own term: the wisdom of repugnance.

I hope this has been helpful to you. Thank you for your ask.

[glade-constellation]

We try to stay away from interacting with drama, as it can be very stressful on us, but yesterday’s TSAMS episode was genuinely upsetting and it’s something I feel needs to be talked about.

TW for alcoholism and suicide, do not continue reading if you feel you cannot handle these topics!!!

(I would like to state that I am not just throwing my opinion around. These are both topics I have dealt with in my life, either from someone I know or myself. I have personal experience with these issues. These opinions are based off of real events in my life that I had to go through.)

Let’s start with how the episode was set up. The thumbnail is funny, the title is obviously mean to get people’s attention. Looks like a normal TSAMS episode where Miku does some weird shit and leaves. Starts out pretty funny. Sun randomly is being given a child and Miku is trying to get him to pull some friends to lovers speedrun that is failing.

There are no TWs on screen anywhere that potentially triggering topics were about to be discussed. They just started talking about alcoholism and suicide.

They made it look like a completely normal episode and gave no warnings that heavy topics would be discussed. They used a joke video to talk about things such as alcoholism and suicide.

That is 100% not how you handle a situation like this. The VAs all have social media, and are in the TSBS discord server. If they were having a problem with people forcing their headcanons to be made canon, they have the ability to use these online platforms and talk about these situations as adults. Literally a kind PSA to the fandom would have done the trick.

“Hey TSAMS Community! We just wanted to give you all a quick reminder that, while headcanons are nice to have, they aren’t factual to the canon. Bullying and harassing others because they don’t agree with you is bad etiquette, and creates an unsafe space with in the fandom. Please be considerate to others around you, even if have different opinions!”

Post that on their social medias and boom. You don’t have to make an entire episode to explain one quick fix! Not a single TW needed! When you are an online content creator with a decent sized fan base, you have to step up and be able to handle situations in an adult way. Using a roleplay YouTube video was just not the way to handle this situation.

Now, Miku is supposed to represent the TSAMS community. Sun was representing the TSAMS staff. When Sun was talking to Miku, it was really the VAs of the show harshly criticizing the audience for having opinions. This is a disgusting way of treating your fans, especially with the topics being talked about. Like I said earlier, you need to be able to be the adult in the situation. You need to treat your fans with respect or they will stop watching your show.

Next, the topics of alcoholism and suicide. With the way the situation was presented, it could definitely be read as Sun becoming an alcoholic. A bottle of wine every day after having never drank before? To a human, that’s a lot of drinking, and a lot of sudden drinking. Until Sun explained that a bottle to us is a glass to him, it sounded like he was getting drunk every night. That would definitely make him an alcoholic. Even then, small drinks each day can eventually lead into addiction. There was valid reason for the fans to believe he was becoming an alcoholic. If you guys didn’t want your fans to see Sun as an alcoholic, then why even turn it into a possible plot point in the first place? It would have been better to just completely dodge the situation if you didn’t want it happening. “How would we address all the wine bottles in the house?” Easy, it’s sparkling grape juice. It’s a fancy cider. It’s some sort of non-alcoholic beverage packaged as one to make it fancier and cost more/sell better.

The part of the episode that upset me the most was how the handled the talk about suicide. Specifically when Earth and Sun were talking about “there are signs that people show when they are suicidal and Sun wasn’t showing anything”.

Sometimes there are signs. Sometimes it’s obvious when people aren’t okay. But it is 100% incorrect to say that every single person who has contemplated suicide, attempted suicide, or died by suicide showed all of the same exact signs of how they were feeling. Not everyone is going to show the same signs. Some signs are so minor that they don’t look like signs at the time. Sometimes signs are overlooked because people close to the person believe the person will tell them if something is wrong, so obviously nothing is wrong since they haven’t said anything. Sometimes the person who is hurting doesn’t want people to know they’re hurting, and they hide it as best they can so people won’t notice. Yes, there are signs, but those signs are so rarely actually caught and treated because people don’t want to believe another people would ever actually go that far.

Sun is a character we have seen past suicidal tendencies from. Often times, these urges or emotions come back, even is situations that don’t seems stressful to others. We as fans were being told that a character with past suicidal tendencies was showing concerning behavior most would associate with relapse (drinking alcohol, becoming more reclusive, etc.).

Calling your fans crazy and gross for being concerned for someone’s life is disgusting behavior.

Saying that the fans are projecting their own problems and then making fun of them for doing so, especially when what they’re projecting is suicidal tendencies? Downright fucking deplorable.

Once again, all you guys needed to do was actually use your social medias.

“Hey guys, we know you’re all worried about Sun right now. We just want to clear up a few misconceptions. As shown in [list of specific episodes], Sun is not dealing with any sort of mental health issues right now. He’s perfectly fine! Please remember that, while it’s okay to have headcanons, your headcanons are not actual canon and are not something to fight other people over.”

That would have stopped both problems addressed in the video without doing so in a harmful and completely unnecessary way. What you guys did was disrespectful, rude, and insensitive. Especially to your fans that are dealing with these things.

When you want to handle talking about heavier topics, you have to be an adult about it. Especially with the big following that TSAMS has. There are moments where you guys have to step out from behind the characters and straight up address the community.

I’m sure that are still a few minor things about the episode that I could talk about, but these are the main things. The fans had every right to believe what they did with the evidence given. Turning it into content for a joke video was not the way to handle this.

[freaksnvans]

your husband's gay dawg

My husband, the Medic, is gay? You're telling me he's gay?

Sorry to my followers or anyone else who does not want to see me bicker with an anonymous user, a coward, but I think I want to address this. I don't want these kinds of messages!

OK... Let's get something straight. Medic is not canonically anything. You are just saying Medic is gay to get under my skin, and I don't tolerate that. You are also lying, and by lying, you are disrespecting me by violating boundaries, because I hate liars. I don't allow liars on my page.

First of all, where in canon has it been stated that the Medic is an exclusively homosexual male? Ever? I do personally believe that HeavyMedic is implied, especially given what the voice actors are saying, but I am not one of you intolerant eggsuckers who believes that Medic is an exclusively gay man and cannot ever date a woman. I do not believe that about any of the mercenaries. I believe that you should be able to head canon what you personally believe, but don't force it upon people you don't like.

If the Medic was canonically gay, I would not state that he is my husband, because I would respect his preference for males. I am not saying that he as a fictional character has rights the same way that a human does, but I just would not have interest in him romantically, and I would only see him with Heavy or perhaps the Engineer. I could probably be convinced to like other pairings too, but please do not force anything up on me, especially a headcanon which grasps at straws. I don't like it.

Lastly, I have already said that when you interact with me you acknowledge that me and Medic are married! This Tumblr page is my safe space! If I were to tell anyone in the real world that the Medic and I are married, I would be shunned. You are violating my safe space, Anon. I wish I could block you and everyone you associate with because you are simply not a kind person. Leave me alone, Anonymous. And stop hiding behind "Anonymous" and speak to me like a real person if you find this so entertaining. I am not your "dawg," you child.

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Gravity Falls, Undertale, Deltarune, Creepypasta, Harry Potter, Marvel, BATİM, Cuphead, Owl House, Amphibia, Kindergarden, Baldi's Basic's, Minecraft, Fundemental Paper Education, Vocaloids (?), Ghost and Pals, RIProducer, Vane Lily, CrusherP, The Living Tombstone, SCP, SAbluestory, This İs Not My Neighbor, The Walten Files, Disney/Pixar Movies, Glitchtale, Lords Of Rings, Rings Of Power, Bo Burnham, Hellaverse ( Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel), Lacey Games, Detroit Become:Human, Jack Stauber, Rayman -

I'll write more when I remember. I'am so Multifandom hehe.

Undertale AU (Monoctale) Ask Blog Here

My Persona :

If you see ↑ this guy ↑ in any post. Please leave any comments on that post.

Also, please ask or request, I will be happy to respond because it is my favorite type of post.

I also doesn't often draw trends

Also, I don't usually draw trends, I'm lazy

My OCs:

First OC showed up in here; Nathaniel Reginald Voss

"Ask Natt" all posts:

1. How's your day going?

2. Hm?

3. 24/7 Coffee

4. Comedy Company

5. Play?

6. Nervous Hug!

7. Some Sweets.

8. Relatives..?

9. Dude, u have Touchhobia :D ?

-To be continued-

What is your Undertale AU about?

- I just made some changes to the concept and story. Monoctale or Undermonoc; as the name suggests, is an AU where each character has a monochrome version of themselves, meaning a single color (black-white-shades of gray). Each character's monochrome version reflects differently in reality; a psychological distress experienced by the character can create their monochrome version, or a rare power deep within their souls can cause them to exist semi-physically, for example.

For example, the formation of the monochrome versions of some characters: Asgore: Asgore is a character with Multiple Personality Disorder in this AU. The way we separate him from the monochrome version is; We divide his name into two as "As-" and "-Gore". "As" is Asgore himself, the first and only personality that should exist in the body. "Gore" is Asgore's monochrome, aka his much more cruel version. Thanks to "Gore", Asgore was able to dare to take the lives of those little children. Making the barrier like this was actually "Gore"'s idea and "As" couldn't stop him and allowed him to carry out this cruel plan. At least the same thing didn't happen with Frisk. While "Gore" had killed other humans brutally, when Asgore was going to fight Frisk, "As" was in control and since he wanted Frisk to win, he fought in a way that Frisk could defeat him without using his real power, just like in the game.

Do you also have a Gravity Falls AU?

- Yes, but it was cancelled after Book Of Bill came out.

I got tired here, I'll add more as things come to mind.

[starstruck-flames]

Please can we go see the Barbie movie?? - Villains headcanons (+ Hawks)

Dabi:

“What the fuck- why?!” “Because I want to.”

He thinks on it for a few days, he probably doesn’t want to go but… you want to, and it’s not a luxury you often have.

“I’m not wearing fucking pink.” “Okay but I am.” “Whatever. …Make sure it at least looks hot.”

You’ve got on the 90s flames somewhere on that outfit of yours. Probably showing off a bit of skin too, a nice piece of eyecandy for him while you enjoy your snacks and movie.

…Okay this is very bright.

“Do you guys ever think about death” 100% catches him off guard but he secretly loved that line.

He’s a little invested in the plot.

Mostly in your outfit tho-

He has fun! Even if it’s mostly bugging you while you’re enthralled in the movie.

Favourite character? Sasha.

Shigaraki:

He’s a liiiittle more immediately willing to see the movie. It looks funny and he’s more than willing to use “awe man my PARTNER really wanted to go” as an excuse.

You’re not getting him to match you though.

Okay fine he’ll wear ONE (1) pink accessory. Probably a pin but it’s for you, and he’s a fan of you and making you happy.

You on the other hand went FULL out, full pink, holding the gloved hand of your emo ass partner. “✨ Two tickets to the Barbie movie please! 🥰” while the poor cashier is getting death stares from your man.

It’s very bright and happy huh. Some of the jokes are lost on this man, he’s just enjoying the calmness of being at a cinema with you!

Haha Ken’s pretty funny, what a loser-

Wait.

He glances between Ken and you. Oh god.

Is he Ken?!

Though, that’s more of a paranoid thought. While you’re simply perfect and part of his life, it’s obvious he has much more of a life than just pleasing you.

He can’t help but kiss your hand during the movie, smiling towards you fondly. It’s a rare soft moment, one you don’t understand but this stupid movie and this sticky floored cinema means everything to him right now because it’s a calm with you.

(He loves Allen.)

Twice:

“BARBIE?! FUCK YEAH” “FUCK NO!”

He would be… so into this idea. He’s 100% wearing something pink. Earlier seasons? He can’t wear much due to needing to keep his head covered but he’ll work with the accessories. Later seasons? FULL PINK. Man found the cowboy hat he refuses to not wear the cowboy hat.

Unironically he loves Barbie land. Why can’t he be a sentient doll that never needs to eat or sleep and can have girls night every night?

“Wouldn’t you be a Ken?” “Nah, definitely a Barbie.” He’s your Barbie ❤️

Actively boos at the real world in the movie. Barbie is the only redeeming quality of the real world.

At first the themes of the movie go over his head completely, he’s just here for the shenanigans/snacks.

Halfway through the movie he seems to get a bit more invested. Wait- the Barbie movie has a message?!

Oh it has a message.

He’s 100% bawling at the Barbie movie.

He’s changed his mind, he loves being human and holding your hand and feeling these intense emotions towards the stupid doll movie. He loves this stupid doll movie, he won’t stop crying.

Favourite character? The Mattel board members, especially Will Ferrel’s character.

Toga:

“REALLY?? REALLY WE CAN GO? YEAAHHH BARBIE MOVIE IM STEALING THE CUTEST CLOTHES!!”

You’re perfectly matched. It’s the most coordinated set of outfits of all time.

She’s 100% snuggled into your arm regardless of relationship. She’s always wanted to go to the movies with the people she loves!

Barbie is so pretty…

Though, Toga is particularly interested in Ken and Barbie having this odd dynamic of Ken being interested and Barbie being… not so interested.

She worries that maybe her love for others is eclipsing her personality but…

Toga had learned a lot from the LOV, she’s her own person. Always growing. Being with everyone is just a bonus, a huge one.

She LIVES for all the music. I personally believe she’s a CharlieXCX fan-

Favourite character? Gloria. She’s a good, tired mom. Toga would have loved to have a mom like her!

Hawks:

He’s surprisingly agreeable to the idea of seeing it “once it comes out.”

What the dick doesn’t tell you is that he was invited to the premier, and so are you now.

He’s such a show off. He’d paid for you both to have accurate Barbie and Ken fits. It’s a complete surprise to you as you whisper into his ear that if he ever does this again? You’re stealing his credit card and fleeing the country.

Though, for now? The very fancy popcorn (in its biggest serving size) will be enough for your forgiveness.

Past the awkward encounter of dealing with the *pink* carpet, it’s a pretty regular movie date. You get a good spot, in a mostly empty cinema with plenty of snacks.

He’s not the most into this movie, but he mostly enjoys glancing over to you to see how you’re reacting to it.

That and he bought a big hot dog. Normally he’s not supposed to indulge in lower quality foods but lord, it hits a spot.

Ken’s plight is very funny to him.

He also highly appreciates the props, they just look neat.

Admittedly he’s looking at the Mattel higher ups in the movie, he knows it’s meant to be exaggerated but they remind him of the commission.

After the movie? He’s taking you home to really… really appreciate that barbie outfit he got you.

Favourite character? Weird Barbie. I won’t elaborate.

[lets-try-some-writing]

Hello! How are you?

I’m sorry if I’m disturbing you right now, you don’t need to answer this right away, I can wait.

But I have to ask:

If you’re gonna continue this Au, what are you gonna call it? “Sparkling of Unicron” “The Origins Of The 13th Prime Au” “The Spark of Unicron” “The Custody Battle of Optimus Prime”?

How would Team Prime (Both Bots and the Humans [Jack, his Mom, Miko, Raf and Agent Fowler]) react to Optimus’s true origins .

How would the Decepticons react to it?

Did the other 12 Primes know that the 13th was adopted or who their real Creator is? If they didn’t already knew, how would they react if they did?

How would things play out after the battle with Unicron? Was there tension with the team with the reveal of who Optimus really was?

How do you feel about the theory of Optimus Prime/Orion Pax being the reincarnation of The 13th Prime?

Can you please make some quotes of how interactions between Team Prime, The Decepticons, The 13 Primes, Primus and Unicron would be like? Like what you did with Optimus and Unicron screaming at each other? An example be like: Optimus: Bumblebee meet you Grandfather. *Points at Unicron*. Bumblebee: *Screams*. Optimus: And those are your Uncles and Aunts. *Point to the human team*. Bumblebee:*Confused happy nosies*. Miko: I always wanted to be an aunt-.

You don’t have to answer all of them, I’m just happy that my first every request was answered by you. Your “Optimus and Bumblebee Headcanons” were the first ever work I’ve read from you and the reason how I was introduced into the Transformers Fandom.

Thank you and your work for bringing me here. I hope you have a wonderful day!

I am so glad you liked my old writing enough to get into Transformers! (I personally don't like looking back on those dark days, my writing was awful).

Oh boy lots of questions here. Uh, first off I might as well say I live and breathe the headcanon that Optimus is the reincarnation of the Thirteenth. Honestly I am surprised so few people seem to be in on it since it might as well be fact considering how many hints are thrown at us in the show and the covenant of Primus. Anyway, with that said here is my attempt to answer all your questions!

The Sparkling of Unicron

Optimus felt his maker begin to wake long before anyone else, even Megatron. He could tell it was coming, but he was unable to do just about anything as he struggled with his nature. Even as he tried to plan and fight against Megatron, his spark cried out in agony as it was drawn toward both violence and peace. He tried. He put all of his spark, mind, and body into trying to keep himself controlled. But when Unicron's avatars woke, he could no longer maintain his carefully crafted persona. He fell to his knees in the middle of the base as the avatars woke and screamed as his spark shredded and remade his frame in response to the surge of power that came from Unicron coming back online.

Before anyone could react, Optimus returned to his base form, standing far taller than before with his spark exposed as it flared with sickening yet reassuring power. His face and a good portion of his chassis were all but gone, instead replaced by a swirling nebula of mixed blue and purple energy where the Matrix still flared within. All that remained where his face normally would have been were two blazing optic shaped motes of light which seemed to squint as Optimus pulled himself to his pedes. The team shook in fear instinctively and stood in front of the children, terrified of whatever it was that their Prime had become. However Optimus paid this little mind and looked them over critically before turning to look at the live footage of his creator's avatars. Despite having no visible mouth, he growled at the sight of his father's avatar and turned to his team yet again.

Optimus: Open the groundbridge, I must stop father before he can wake fully.

Ratchet: O-Optimus, what happened to you!?

Optimus: That is irrelevant at the moment pet. Open the groundbridge. I will not ask you again.

The team complied with his demands and watched in horror as Optimus marched through, having to duck just to fit in the groundbridge. They opted to think on his transformation and words later and followed him while keeping a solid fifty feet away as he started screaming at Unicron's avatar in some broken form of Cybertronian. If that wasn't bad enough, they very nearly began having breakdowns as they watched the avatar begin yelling back at Optimus in the same tongue. Neither were fighting, but the waves of anger and off-putting energy that came of them was enough for poor Bulkhead to purge due to the sense of impending doom that came with it.

At one point Optimus gestured to the team, briefly having them fearing for their lives before he raised his fists looking about ready to fight. The avatar also reared back in anger, causing Optimus to look almost comically small despite his jump in height. However before either could begin fighting, Megatron leapt from out of nowhere and ended the Avatar himself. The team scurried forward as Megatron looked up at Optimus suddenly not all that sure of himself as the Prime fumed. Time seemed to stand still as Megatron offered a temporary truce with a path to Unicron's spark as his contribution.

Megatron: I am connected to Unicron, his blood flows through me! I can lead you to him!

Optimus: You are but a herald, a toy that father is saving for later. I have no need of your aid, not when I can find my way to his spark myself.

Megatron: *sweating bullets* Can you guarantee you will remain uninfluenced? Do you not need an extra blade on your side?

Optimus: ... Father's will is strong. Perhaps you will have use little herald.

After the most tense ten minutes of everyone's lives, the tentative truce was made. Megatron was brought back to base in order to plan, but by Primus, every bot in the base was far more intimidated by Optimus's towering unnatural frame and behavior. Throughout the entire planning session, Optimus's actions were frightening. He constantly referred to his team by three main terms, with Arcee, Bulkhead, and Ratchet falling under the category of "pet". Bumblebee was called "heir" or "little spark" and the team as a whole being referred to as Optimus's "possessions". Not a spark dared to correct him as he placed a servo on the helms of different teammates as he spoke, gently running his huge sharpened digits along their kibble and making them fear for their lives. The once soothing action was terrifying, making every bot he touched feel impossibly trapped with no escape as Optimus's spark sent out waves of energy that both invigorated and sickened those around him.

Jack very nearly fainted when Optimus turned his attention to him right before he set off. He shook in terror as the towering Prime hovered over him, seemingly gazing into his soul before handing him a strange relic which transformed to fit into his hand comfortably. Once the relic was safely within his hands, Optimus nodded once, not saying anything beyond "Take care of this for me pet" before wandering off toward the groundbridge. Miko and Rafael did not fare much better and were both stuck in different states of shock until Optimus left. Even then it took them a few minutes to work up the mental power to get a good look at what Optimus had given Jack.

Megatron didn't even try to come up with a plan to backstab Optimus as Ratchet got them groundbridged as close to Unicron's spark as possible. All he could bring himself to do was fight the antibodies that Unicron sent their way as they travelled and watch Optimus in horror as he shredded the enemies they faced. Optimus was ruthless, not caring for any sort of danger to himself due to his complete and total confidence in his immortality. He cut down every foe without hesitation, even laughing in boisterous joy as he did so, his bloodlust finally having a chance to be sated. The team did their best not to look at Optimus as he lost himself in the battle, his blazing optics glowing with what could have been insanity.

When they finally reached Unicron's spark, both Optimus and Megatron were heavily effected. Unicron attempted to take control of Megatron, trying to get the warlord to stop his sparkling from returning him to sleep. At the same time Optimus struggled with the overwhelming desire to kill, to tear, and to destroy everything. It was only through monstrous efforts on both their parts that Optimus was given enough time to offer up the Matrix's power to put Unicron back into stasis. At which point most of the power Optimus had gained due his maker waking fled him, causing him to collapse immediately, his frame struggling to handle the loss of both the power of Unicron and the Matrix.

By the time the team got there, Optimus was still out cold on the floor, his frame smoking and barely functioning as his spark flickered and tried to pull him back together. Megatron was nowhere to be found, evidently not wanting anything to do with whatever it was Optimus had become, even if the Prime was weakened. As such the team faced no retaliation as they hauled Optimus back to base and had him taken to Ratchet who promptly dragged his unconscious frame to the medical bay for examination. Optimus remained out of comission for nearly a week as his frame slowly began to patch itself up. the gaping holes that once made up his chassis and face slowly began to be filled in as his spark settled again, no longer bursting at the seams due to excess power. At the end of it all he still looked off, his frame still being taller than before and the light of his spark still glowing through the cracks in his newly reformed chassis and face. But it was better than the burning nebula of power that assaulted the team before, so they tried not to think too hard on it until Optimus could explain.

When he did wake up, they were... disappointed to say the least. Optimus was completely clueless, no memory to his name whatsoever beyond the knowledge he was born with. He didn't say a word for the first day he was awake, he simply sat or stood in some out of the way area and watched the team work. The only ones who dared try to talk to him were Ratchet and Bumblebee, but neither received anything beyond a blank stare and a brief flare of Optimus's spark, causing the glow to show through his still fractured frame. By day two the team figured out Optimus's dilemma and came to the conclusion that they needed to restore his memory via Vector Sigma with Jack's key. And by the time day three rolled around and the team were beginning to construct a plan to fix Optimus and hopefully get some answers, the Prime finally began moving. He still said nothing, but he began following different bots around and watching the humans with near preparatory gazes. It was terrifying.

The team were stuck dealing with a Prime who just... watched them for months as they struggled to get access to a space bridge. Optimus never did anything of interest, only watching. Although there were moments, mainly when different bots were alone, where he would come up behind them and his digits would ghost over sensitive neck wiring. Weather it was a threat or not was up for debate, but Optimus never harmed anyone, he merely seemed to be testing them, trying to figure them out. When it came to the children, he tended to stare and sometimes begin to reach out to them in an almost dangerous manner before pulling back and walking away like nothing happened. Bumblebee found himself tailed by Optimus most often, the Prime regularly turning up behind him and gently running his sharp digits along Bumblebee's shoulder plating or helm. He never did any actual damage, but still the team were beyond relieved when they got access to the space bridge and were able to send Jack and Arcee after Vector Sigma. Megatron didn't even try to stop them after he saw Optimus's blank expression and unnaturally still posture.

Arcee: Scrap!

Megatron: Hand over the key to Vector Sigma!

Optimus: *coming up slowly behind him* ...

Megatron: *slowly looking back at the Prime* ...

Optimus: *squinting slightly, his digits flexing* ...

Megatron: *releasing Arcee* Upon due consideration, perhaps it would be best for your Prime to be restored to his full faculties.

Optimus was restored without any additional resistance from Megatron who remained out of desire to make sure that the Prime he was used to came back. Thankfully for everyone involved, with the Matrix restored, Optimus's memories and nature were returned and put back into balance. His frame smoothed out a little more, the cracks still visible but no longer glowing an ominous mix of blue and purple with every burst of emotion. With their work done, the Autobots returned to base and Megatron left for the nemesis, content in knowing that Optimus wasn't going to turn back into that monster he saw before Unicron again any time soon.

Of course upon his return the first thing Optimus was met with was hugs and exclamations of joy at his restoration, especially from the human children who had begun to associate Optimus with danger due to his previous behavior. However after a few minutes of that, the elephant in the room was brought up and forcefully addressed.

Bumblebee: What happened to you Optimus? Why did you- *gestures to Optimus* -become like that?

Optimus: ...Do you really want an answer?

Bulkhead: Prime, whatever that was scared the scrap out of us. So yes, we would like to know what caused it.

Arcee: And I would personally like to know why you referred to Unicron as "father".

Optimus: ...

Ratchet: Optimus, please. Talk to us, tell us what happened.

Optimus: I am no creation of Primus... I never was.

Optimus told them everything he recalled, telling them of his creation and how he was built to blend in among Primus's children and then to slaughter them. He told them of how he was changed by Primus and lovingly cared for. He told them of his bonds with the Primes and of how he fought for balance rather than destruction when all was said and done. He told them of his memoryless rebirth as Orion Pax and of his subsequent reawakening when he became Prime. And lastly he told them of his eternal struggle against his own nature as both his ideals clashed with one another.

When he was finished speaking, he could feel the gap that grew between himself and his team. Ratchet looked... lost, almost like he was unsure of how to act or look at Optimus now that the truth was out. Arcee was visibly horrified and scurried away from Optimus, not talking to or even looking at him for weeks afterward. Bulkhead was in a similar situation to Ratchet, not knowing how to respond to the knowledge or how Optimus's identity was supposed to affect their relationship. Bumblebee seemed conflicted and at war with himself, hating Optimus one moment and then apologetic the next as he tried to come to terms with just who his Sire really was. June and Fowler kept their distance after the reveal, worried that he might explode or something of the like. They tried to keep the children away, and honestly, Optimus couldn't blame them. The human children not being stuck with the deep-set horror that came from being raised Cybertronian were more open. They could see Optimus was not proud of his origins or nature and were kind to him when the rest of the team were not. They offered him companionship throughout the first few weeks after his restoration as best they were able, only allowing the bond between them to grow.

Miko: So you are robo-satan's kid?

Optimus: That is a very crude but not incorrect statement.

Miko: Huh. So do you have robo-antichrist powers?

Optimus: I have an immortal spark and gain greater power when my maker is active.

Miko: Neat.

Optimus: ...Are you not bothered by my origins?

Miko: No, it's pretty cool actually since you are fighting for goodness and stuff despite being the robo-antichrist.

Jack: It doesn't really bother me so long as you don't go all evil on us again.

Rafael: Agreed. So long as you are a good person, I don't see a need to judge you based on who your dad is.

Things were awkward around base even after weeks had gone by. And the team not being all that subtle about their rather mixed feelings on the battlefield meant that the Decepticons eventually picked up the truth as well. And Primus, did it not blow over well at all. Megatron and the Decepticons were horrified, not because Optimus was the son of Unicron. No, there were horrified because all this time they had been jumping on top of a landmine and never knew it. The child of the dark god was a devastating apocalypse waiting to happen and they had been marching all over it for millennia. Vehicons stopped fighting the moment Optimus turned up, terrified of being destroyed by the prince of darkness. Named Decepticons of all kinds became increasingly wary and Megatron kept flip flopping between being cautious and taunting Optimus into calling upon Unicron for power.

At the end of it all, Optimus found himself lonely and afraid. He did not fear death or even his father's influence. No, he feared being alone. He could feel his team pulling away from him. He could sense Bumblebee block their father-son spark bond in rebellion. And he could see the life he had built for himself crumbling down around him in wake of his origins. His instincts wanted to rise, telling him to take back his possessions even if they didn't like it. But that only made Optimus more guilty. And in the end he spent far more time alone, contemplating and speaking to his father as no other save the children would dare speak with him. More than once he cried due to the loneliness, but he always returned to base no matter how coldly he was treated to fight another battle. He would not abandon his family, even if they abandoned him.

[littlestsnicket]

What other headcanons do you have for your ASoUE/Doctor Who crossover idea? What kinds of adventures do the Doctor and Lemony get up to as a Tardis crew?

how... how did you find this to ask me about it?!? (i mean that only in terms of like, how tumblr works, i could not in a million years find that post on purpose but i am extremely pleased that you did!)

so, i think the initial thought was that i don't think Lemony would go off in the TARDIS. Lemony is, in a way, a Doctor analogue, so he has to stay and protect is own universe. he has his own trauma, his own responsibilities, his own smaller, but possibly even more overwhelming obligation and desire to help. if you have that, the story has to be the Doctor showing up to help with a crisis (alien related, so Lemony's not qualified to deal with it on his own), and then them parting ways again. it would be the 10th doctor, but i wanted to dig into the 11th Doctor's thing about just being a mad man with a box, passing through, and how it's not really true but the Doctor desperately needs it to be. i think they're uniquely suited to have a really interesting conversation about responsibility with their experiences of being a time lord or VFD member in the background of some alien of the week doctor who plot transposed into the snicket verse. there is also 100% a scene where they have a fencing bout. is it just for fun to blow off some steam or are they having a real sword fight with life or death stakes? we'll probably never know.

i did find the fic snippet in my mess of WIPs so i am reposting it under the cut instead of trying to link back to the original post.

“What do we do now?”

“I’m very clever, I’ll think of something.” The Doctor intends to be reassuring. He’s said the same words in the same cadence countless times (and when the Doctor says countless it means something) and they have nearly always had the desired effect, but the man in the hat laughs; it is a mirthless, tired sound. 

“I’m not sure that will help much, as I am very clever as well. Or so I am told. ‘Mr. Snicket is too clever for his own good. I expect he will continue to cause a great deal of trouble for our organization.’ The same yearly performance review since I was a neophyte.”

“What?” the Doctor says. His eyes widen further as he processes what the man had said. “What?”

“Beg your pardon?”

“Mr. Snicket? Is that what you said?”

“Yes.” The man frowns and then sighs. “I’m Lemony Snicket.”

“No. No, you can’t be Lemony Snicket.”

“You are not the first person to say that, but I assure you--as much as it pains me--I am.”

“No, you can’t be,” the Doctor says again. The man in the hat makes a face the Doctor finds familiar; it’s the same face he makes when he suspects a new companion is about to say ‘it’s bigger on the inside’, but the Doctor has to say it. “You can’t be Lemony Snicket because Lemony Snicket is not real, Daniel Handler made you up.”

The man in the hat looks shocked. He removes his hat so he can stare at the Doctor. “I’ve been accused of an astounding number of inaccurate things, but that takes the cake, a phrase which here means—”

Mr. Snicket stops abruptly, his brows knitting together unconsciously as the Doctor scans with his sonic. “If you would be so kind as to desist in whatever it is you’re doing. That noise is quite unpleasant.”

The Doctor ignores him. “No. No, no, no. I thought I fixed it after the last time! It’s too dangerous to be hoping about between dimensions without Gallifrey as an anchor point. I shouldn’t be here, wherever here is exactly.”

He gets in one good sweep of the room before Mr. Snicket grabs the sonic out of the Doctor’s hand. Very few humans have the reflexes to do such a thing.

“Give that back,” the Doctor says, his voice low and dangerous.

Mr. Snicket holds out the sonic, his other hand rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Just please stop making that noise.”

The Doctor snatches back the screwdriver and tucks it into the inner pocket of his suit jacket.

“I don’t see that it matters much,” Mr. Snicket continues, “where here is, or if it’s where you’re supposed to be. You are going to help.”

[strawmyberry]

hi strawberry!! hope ur having a good day!! i absolutely loved ur headcanons for the main 4! they are soo cute i literally re-read them all the time 😭💗💗 do you by chance have any headcanons for butters?? <3

AAAA!!! more headcannons!!! makes my heart happy!!

cute little fun fact about me before we start- im a very indecisive person! basically meaning ive never really been able to choose a favorite character in South Park- i have way too many-

but i LOVE butters with all my heart! he’s a little guy and i wanna squish his cheeks! so of COURSE i have headcannons for him!! thank you for the ask toast <3

i hope you guys like them!

— ❤️🍓 strawberry 🍓❤️

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Butters!

HE’S SO TICKLISH

i am so certain he is just a ball of ticklishness!

i don’t know if he’s more ticklish than kyle though!

if anything- i think they’re tied!

has the cutest laugh ever ever ever!

his laugh 100% causes cuteness aggression

(i think someone intends to tickle him for only a minute- they hear his laugh- and they literally cannot stop. HE’S TOO CUTE!)

he’s a wiggly worm!

he leans into being tickled by accident- little silly guy <33

(he’ll lean one way to avoid it just to lean into the other side by accident!)

HE HAS A TICKLISH TUMMY!

im so normal about this you guys!!!!

(butters is a human version of the pillsbury dough boy!!!)

his worst spot is his stomach!! but his armpits are pretty bad too!

HE ALSO HAS TICKLISH HANDS

like- they’re not superrrrr ticklish- but they’re ticklish!!

he learned to do his own nails for that exact reason!

(yes!!! butters likes to have painted nails sometimes!!! let him have it!!!)

he has a little hello kitty sticker on his index nail! he’s classy! he’s stylish! he’s chic!

he really likes being tickled!!

(he’s touch starved :((( )

i think he could ask to be tickled for the longest time

could being past tense!!! because- poor little guy figured out that not everyone likes being tickled!

he totally thought everyone liked it as much as he did

( [f]artman burst that bubble real quick :( )

so now he’s a little bit more shy about it!

but there are certain people that are already well aware- so they give him his fill to cheer him up <3

he makes a lot of noises- squeals, squeaks, hiccups, you name it!!

gah he is SO CUTE :(((

teasing is SO effective he can’t handle it

if you wiggle your fingers at him it’s over!!!

he already starts giggling!!

(and i means GIGGLING giggling! you’re practically already tickling him!)

he curls up like a little hedgehog!!

i also imagine he cries when he laughs too hard- and it makes his lers feel SO BAD because they think he’s actually crying

he somehow becomes even more southern when getting tickled

his faint little twang gets amplified by a billion!!

HE COVERS HIS FACE WHEN HE LAUGHS!!!

i hate to say it- but i feel like mr. stotch (i hate him >:( ) has made butters practically hate his own laugh

he apologizes sometimes while laughing :(((

BUT HIS LERS ARE SO DEDICATED TO MAKE SURE HE KNOWS HOW CUTE HIS LAUGH IS

he takes teases SO literally!!

“awww, does that tickle?” “yehehehes!!! a lohohot!!”

(i always think back to wendy’s “are you just an asshole?” line!!! this HAS to be canon!!)

raspberries are SO bad for him!

and the poor thing falls for it every! time!

“hey, you know what my favorite fruit is?” “ohohoh chrihihistmas- i knohohow yohou’ve tohohold me behehefore!! im sohohorry-i dohont rehehemember! …ahahapples?”

he is also very aware that tickling is the first resort when i comes to getting him to do something

“no! i won’t! ….oh hamburgers- you’re gonna tickle me, aren’t ya’? please don’t! im sorry fellas, really-!”

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU GUYS :(((

and he’s such a sweet ler too!!

that’s not to say he doesn’t go all out- he definitely does!!!

but he constantly checks in! makes sure he isn’t crossing any boundaries!

surprisingly, he’s super duper teasy

“Awww! You’re just the cutest little thing I’ve ever seen!” (thing pronounced thang!!! southern bell!!)

tickles are always his go to for anything

(sometimes he looks for excuses to tickle people- just to hear their laughs!!)

he randomly pokes at people! just for funnzies!

especially Kenny- poor Kenny gets poked way too much

(butters totally does the thing where he pokes and quickly looks away, as if he isn’t the only one standing next to kenny who could’ve done it)

he has a BLAST- whether he’s a Lee or a Ler!!!

hes such a good sport about it he’s so sweet :((

“that was fun!!!”

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

Professor Chaos!

oh no!!! who’s this evil, totally unrelated, fiend who’s invaded my butters headcannons??

well- i guess since he’s here! we might as well!

very ticklish!!! it really works against him!

he has a little maniacal laugh that he tries to keep up while being tickled

(but that only works for like- 5 minutes! then he’s all giggles and squeals!)

his minions tickle him from time to time!!

of course- completely on accident!

(or maybe those hamsters ARE evil?!)

but he just giggles a little, catches them, and puts them back in their little balls!

getting captured by Racoon & Friends/Freedom Pals is very common!

he tries to act all macho and evil

(it never works!! doesn’t even last five seconds!)

it’s the same song and dance every single time!

“mwhahaha! you really think you can get me, Professor Chaos, to tell you where I’m conducting my next evil scheme? you are wrong!” “…” “oh! u-uh- you think you can resort to c-childish antics, huh? w-well! i-im not ticklish! s-so, yeah!!”

hes very dedicated to his character!!

he does this little silly thing where…sometimes…he forgets what info he’s supposed to confess

sometimes he gets lucky! (mysterion or toolshed quickly whisper in his ear what hes supposed to say- and he goes along with it!)

but sometimes…he gets stuck with Racoon & Friends

(they don’t care if he can remember or not- they just tickle him until he remembers again)

BUT HE ALWAYS GETS THEM BACK!

this evil evil guy is the most evil evil ler in South Park!!

(ooooooo! scary!)

professor chaos’ super evil super effective interrogation!

(he calls it “Interronation”!)

wether it’s because he physically can’t pronounce it or that he’s just clueless is for you to decide! it’s both!

tickling is his only resort. if it doesn’t work?

…well- that’s never happened before- so he doesn’t have a backup plan!

but he goes ALL OUT

he has feathers, he has hairbrushes, he has a pair of The Racoon’s claws (he stole them >:D) anything that you think could be used to tickle a person- HE HAS IT!

he keeps it all in a little teal lunchbox (it has cute little stars!!!) that he got from his mom

(sure, he doesn’t use it for lunch, but it’s getting used!!)

but strawberry!! isnt it impractical to have to carry around a lunchbox?

yes! yes it is!

that’s why he also has a cute little tool belt with little slots to put everything in!

it’s made out of tinfoil! (he made it himself <3)

and he has spares in the back of his closet!! jusssst in case!

he teases a BUNCH

“i think someone’s gonna have to give up soon…you seem really ticklish here…”

he says the word “tickle” and all its many variations millions and billions of times

mostly because it’s super effective!!

(but also because he thinks it’s a fun word to say!!)

he also sings a little while he does- he’s silly!!

“🎶 i think someone’s ticklish! 🎶”

he makes every single time a new experience

(like, he starts every time brand new- as if he’s “discovering” each spot for the first time all over again!)

but, despite the fact that he’s an evil evil guy (ive mentioned he’s evil right?) he’s still super sweet

he stops every now and then, does a quick check in!

thats some of the only times you’ll see him break character- it’s so cute

“…ya’ good, Kenny?” “whahat?” “are you okay? can ya’ breathe-? do ya’ need water?” “…uhuh…nohoho?” “and what about here? is it okay that im tickling you here?” “uh…yehehah?” “oh! oh goodie! …round two!”

and he has waters on hand!! he buys the jumbo packs!

(you know? the little mini water bottles with the little motivational quotes on them? those little ones!)

the little evil guy doesn’t really have the heart to hurt anyone- he just likes hearing his friends laugh!!!

deep down he knows they’re gonna get him back a million times worse but it’s all in good fun! so he doesn’t mind!

all is fair in love and superhero civil war!

[rayclubs]

Am I correct in saying that you don't like nb pyro, trans scout, and gender-fluid spy mainly because they're not creative? Like you wanna see people almost "not state the obvious"?

Slightly unrelated lmao when you said you thought that trans scout was transphobic I was totally like, "Oh yeah I think he'd totally have some internalized transphobia." So, what do you think about the mercs and that? If they do/don't & how they deal with internalized transphobia/homophobia or gender dysphoria in general?

Sorry if any of that came off as rude, I didn't mean for it to.

No, creativity isn't the issue here at all.

To be clear, I don't think that any character interpretation having any gender or sexuality is inherently creative, just how in real life being LGBTQ+ is not a trend but a state of being. The creativity in character creation or analysis comes from exploring how their gender and/or sexuality relates to and is a part of their life experiences, relationships, values, personality, culture, self-expression, and other defining aspects of their existence.

My issue with nonbinary Pyro, transgender Scout, and genderfluid Spy is that of redundancy, or worse - insidious bigoted rhetoric. Hateful, malicious people have spent years reimagining the diversity of queer experience into a collection of easily-strawmanned "tropes" and delusions, and the media took them and ran with them for almost as long as it existed en masse. Scout by design is what a prejudiced mind imagines a trans man to be, Spy's genderfluidity is assumed because he doesn't fit a centuries-old patriarchal understanding of masculinity, and - the worst offense for me, personally - in my close, regional, almost familial culture nonbinary people are still seen as obscure non-human creatures, such as Pyro is occasionally implied to be.

It's... understandable, really. Plenty of trans guys relate to Scout, I know genderfluid people who see themselves in Spy, and enough nonbinary people have told me how much Pyro means to them for me to learn to keep my voice down when I talk about this. I'm not asking people to stop making these interpretations, I'm only asking you to please consider where they come from, and to broaden your horizons with other, more varying, more meaningful ideas besides.

Now, as for your other, more loaded question - I will not be making TF2 transphobia headcanons, because I do not want to and would not be comfortable doing it. I know you meant neither offense nor harm by asking, and none is taken, but that's a firm "no", and now I have to clarify why because I want anyone misinterpreting my stance here.

I live in a place where same-sex marriage is still illegal. Transgender people have no legal rights in this country, and I have found myself wondering "Is this the part where I get hate-crimed?" much more often than I would wish even upon my worst enemies. So, no, I'm not one of those who think you can never ever put bigotry in your stories and headcanons because something-something gay people can have stories that aren't tragedies. Because fuck me, some of us are still living those tragedies, and many people have it way worse than me in the year of bloody 2023, so - I'm getting off track. The point is, you can put anything in your stories. You can have your characters deal with internalized or systematized bigotry, and I think that's perfectly fine, whichever way you may want to do it.

The reason I'm not doing it is ONLY because I myself, personally, don't want to. Not because it is rude, or immoral, or wrong, or "problematic" (I hate this word), or children might read it, or it's bad representation, or any such bullshit argument. It's just me, and I'm very tired, and I hope nobody sends me any negativity over this, but I've kinda braced myself already so go ahead anyway. Cheers!

[fanarchoslashivist]

Been bingereading your rotg fics and I know it's been a while but I gotta beg pretty please PLEASE: do you have any more hcs about Bunny or the Pooka race? It's so fascinating to read about and I love how you intertwine it so well into Bunny's mindset.

I'm so glad to hear you like my fics, I'm terribly sorry I am so slow at updating but I do promise I am actively working on them when I have the time.

Its hard to pic any one headcanon about the Pooka, they play an important role in all my fics both in helping to flesh out Bunny and in placing him in opposition to them. What I do with the Pooka is similar to what many scifi and fantasy writers do for their made up alien/magic races, which is to reflect on our own racial biases and differences here on Earth.

What I intend to do with that (and I hope I manage it somewhat decently) is that I place Bunny and the Pooka alongside my Indigenous Jack Frost as a reflection of survivors of genocide. This plays the biggest role in Unmade Bed we Lie In, as Jack is both Pooka AND Indigenous, but it will also come up as we get further into A Royal Pain as Bunny and Jack (and MiM as well) try to find a balance between forward progress into the rest of the planetary system while upholding the cultural and religious significance Earthlings have grown to place on them.

I like to pick the Pookans apart in ways similar to humans, the books have them being all one Alien race of coolly logical Warrior Scholars with advanced technological knowledge and magical abilities, but also insists that North is the first to be able to combine Magic and Technology. Belief does not stand in for religion or personal opinion as it does for adults here on Earth, but it operates on the same iron clad rule sets of children. If you Believe in it it becomes a fact of life for you, it becomes REAL, and if you don't believe or stop believing then it ceases to exist in your world. Unable to interact with you, unable to touch you. in the same way Santa goes from being a very real physical person who can be contacted, who visits you, speaks to you, gives you gifts, only to one day not exist as all. You have pictures of him, you have physical objects he has given to you, you only see him once a year but you also only see half your extended family during that time too. Santa is no more hard to believe in than Great Aunt Dorothy who lives in a nursing home in another state, is Great Aunt Dorothy also fake?

Its hard to imagine a race that insists they operate wholly on logic to be able to wield magic and time travel and fly by using their ears like a helicopter, but if you exist in a universe governed by the rules of Belief then you start working with a completely different reality. Pooka are logical because the BELIEVE they are logical, they, from their place of being the longest lived space faring people, who can travel through time and who were able to collect the very first light during the creation of the universe, believe that what is logical to them culturally is universally logical; and from there I can make them as unique or flawed as I want them to be. Pooka simply come to the same conclusions within the framework of their cultural identity and internal biases, and they call it logic. Its logical to treat any uninhabited planet as a potential colony, its logical to extract resources from asteroid belts and comets, its logical to harvest young stars before they stabilize. No one is using them yet, there are no sentient life forms there, its logical that their species, who is expanding across the universe, collect and control resources as they find them. They never stop to examine what they see as 'inhabited' or question what it means to be 'alive' or 'sentient'.

In Unmade Bed We Lie In the Pooka are not that different from anyone else, they feel anger and disgust and hatred, mostly when you interact with a Pooka they will be either an upper member of their society or a Warrior of the Eumundi Forces, each following a strict code of conduct. They see the Constellans as a very weak willed race, prone to emotional outbursts and delicate sensibilities, the kind of people who can be crippled by something and delicate as fear. In actuality Pooka are just really good at broadcasting their emotions with each other through their mental bonds, they don't NEED to police their tones or bother with inflections or elaborating on simple statements, they only seem emotionless because their emotions are clear to each other and the other races simply lack the ability to pick up on them. A basic level of expression to a Constellan (and a Human) would be considered an embarrassing level of dramatics to a Pooka, something like a childish tantrum.

Another thing I enjoy is splitting them up into demographics, both on their homeworld and their planetary colonies. in 'Unmade Bed' I LOVE the different races and ethnicities, especially in how their own racial tensions come about and how they were maintained even into a period of time where they are supposedly beyond such "illogical" things. How did they unify their planet? How did they maintain a ruling class? How do they justify a sovereign?

With Bunny I always use the Pooka as a tool to give him depth, as much as I love my OCs they exist primarily to show how different Bunny is from them, either from the start or from his many years among humans. Depending on the story I can have Bunny be deeply weird in the eyes of the Pookan "culture", similarly to how we have our own outcasts, or that being exposed to so much here on Earth could have changed him. I like to have him idolize parts of his culture and gloss over parts that are uncomfortable, or to struggle with setting aside parts he no longer agrees with.

Its hard, as the sole survivor of a genocide, so look at your entire species and try to salvage and preserve a culture that had so many moving parts (many from ethnicities you weren't part of) and even harder to find yourself disagreeing with things you used to not even consider COULD be disagreed with. Something so integral to your culture that it didn't even register as cultural, just plain old boring everyday life.

A living culture can adapt and adjust to new ideas, can pick up and set aside aspects of a culture that don't work for them anymore, or that new information shows may have never helped them. The very existence of Homophobia in a culture means that Homosexuality exists within the culture, the fact that legends and lessons in oral histories warns against cruelty, cannibalism, over hunting, murders, this all shows that these were issues people faced and lessons they want to teach. Breaking taboos and discarding teachings is the right and the choice of each new generation, for good or ill. People are not a monolith, and there is no perfect society. Everyone has things they like and dislike about their lives, things they want to try out or change. Quaker passivism was popular among young Indigenous warriors for a reason, indigenous living was so well received among early colonists entire settlements 'dissapeared' for a reason, people want to try new things, they have difficulties and hardships in their life and the parts of their day to day that outsiders would consider integral to their culture is not always something that they would immediately consider vital to them. Especially if they are feeling unheard or unappreciated, especially if they are somehow 'different' enough to be labeled strange. whether it was 700 years ago, 70 years ago, or 7 months ago people want to try new things and hope that it will bring them joy or alleviate some discomfort in their lives.

Being able to have a portion of your people say "actually we don't like mind melding, we want to keep most of our thoughts private," or "I've never liked our Warrior culture, I'd like to focus solely on my art or scholarly pursuits" instead of insisting on everyone being equally skilled for the betterment of their race, that is a sign that the Pookan culture is alive and thriving. Maintaining a perfectly uniform cultural identity when you are a long lived space faring race that can travel through time and that can TALK to a Constellation of Stars as if they were people if you simply Believed they were real people, who terraforms whole worlds and has countless colonies across the cosmos, to have zero variation in culture and belief between them all, that would involve some pretty strong restrictions.

Is Bunny's eccentricities part of him being a Pooka? Or is he eccentric even by Pookan standards? Do Pooka act like Bunny did in their first meeting in the book series, or was that his centuries of PTSD and seclusion and loss of faith in the human potential for a New Golden Age? And how would these things change if the Pooka were not wiped out? (like in Royal Pain) or if other survivors found him? Would there be other Pooka like him who would see him as someone to admire and learn from, or would he be cast out and alone?

And how would he react to that? How would the extent of their genocide change his reactions, how would his attachment to his own culture be influenced by that level of destruction?

In my fic April Showers there was never any genocide, Kozmotis and his family are all alive and well (or long dead depending on how you think Belief effects their aging process) so Bunny and Jack are pretty similar in that they were passionate about their work but shitty government jobs disillusioned them and they retired after they managed to grab one small prize. (Bunny stays on Earth, Jack gets his Humidifier)

In Calefaction Bunny is called away by a band of survivors but they grow quickly disillusioned with each other, the Survivors want to rebuild and keep everything about their people as a perfect and unchanging history and culture, Bunny has spent too long among Humans and finds some of the old ways rubs him wrong now, or lacks room for his new interests. He wants to tell them "actually this wasn't a popular belief even then", "that ceremony was hardly ever practiced, almost nobody actually did coming of age ceremonies anymore you mostly went out for the Pookan equivalent of a pizza", "that practice was actually brought over by Constellan ball culture, the elders were pretty miffed about its popularity". But how do you say that to a bunch of people who only remember their culture through the lens of their family dynamics, and how do you tell someone that a part of their culture they are tying to rebuild and thrive in was actually incredibly oppressive to their people and meant to keep them in line? Was meant to separate them racially? Or restrict what was popularly considered deviant? Whats the Pookan equivalent of homophobia or slavery? Was there culturally ingrained child or spousal abuse? How do you bring it up (as a writer) without fumbling it terribly?

In A Royal Pain the rebuilt Golden Age doesn't learn at all from their brush with extinction and just continues on colonizing worlds and harvesting resources, and this rams right up into our small little Earth where for billions of years Bunny has had to deal with every mountain having a god and every tree a spirit and all the planets and stars being sacred to someone. And Jack, whose people were colonized and placed under the power of another has a lot of opinions on what these magic alien space rabbits want to do to their solar system.

(The delicate balance of keeping the tragedy of colonialism while making it less than our reality since Manny halted much of it military-wise but largely remained hands off in anything not outright "conquest" because 'war bad uwu' but all other aspects of colonialism is okay I guess?! Its a whole thing its why Royal Pain is taking so long. Also why you can't just say "Hey colonialism never happened and all the Native Americans are living in peace in my AU fantasy world :3" because lmfao are they people? Are they living breathing people? With agency? And flaws? Then you bet your ass they are causing conflict. I lost my train of thought... what was I saying?)

I have no idea how much sense I'm making, but my Pookan head canons are so vast and they are always changing based on each fic because I need them to be different things so I can better shine light on Bunny, who I love and cherish and who I want to both thrive and suffer.

[castsblight]

#𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐒𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. LORD YANRIC HAIMELHEIM ― dark fantasy antagonist. original character accompanied by original canon. themes of death, genocide and fantasy war lay ahead. crafted by dima.

CARRD. ✦ MUSIC ✦

𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 a lich feigning humanity, reliquaries hidden in plain sight, carving the path for delusions of grandeur, decay permeating from your very core, and the insatiable desire to dig deeper into the earth.

𝐈. no homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, harassment etc. i do not reblog callouts unless the individual is genuinely harmful (i.e. behaviour related to those listed), rather than being called out for personal grievances. you are welcome to block the tag 'callout /' for this purpose.

no god-modding/power-play; as the antagonist, yanric is ridiculously op in his original canon. liches are undead, ascended magic users. i don't intend to write fight scenes but of course i won't do any injury without checking with you first!

𝐈𝐈. i do not interact with minors. if you are a minor, i ask that you do not interact with me or this blog. i cannot guarantee that this blog will remain sfw, therefore this is a blanket rule.

𝐈𝐈𝐈. yanric is a villain (albeit charming and charismatic) and i don't intend to shy away/soften him up. i do not write incest, nsfw involving minors or sexual violence - i'm okay with these topics being included in a character's backstory but will not be writing these explicitly. i do write nsfw headcanons/nsfw themes in my threads. this may include sexual content and explicit gore / violence, with my rp partner's consent.

𝐈𝐕. this blog will be low activity. i work full time in a demanding job, so please don't interact with me if you need fast replies to maintain a muse. i am quite responsive ooc, but when it comes to writing, you will just have to take my word for it that i am worth the wait ʚ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ɞ

𝐕. shipping is very cool. yanric is bisexual and very evil. i ship with chemistry, and i prefer head-canoning more than threads due to my writing speed, but i am still interested! generally singleship but this is not a hard rule. i’m also poly friendly! no nsfw with minors (mun/muse), no incest or SA plots.

NOTE: yanric is undead. his human appearance is a glamour, he is literally a corpse. i won't stop you if you wanna f*ck him but CINDY THIS IS A SKELETON, THIS IS BONES. also has "unhealthy" behaviours (obsession, jealousy, extremely co-dependent with parental issues) so fluff is very unlikely.

𝐕𝐈. i'd appreciate it if you didn't use heavy metaphors / poetry in our threads. absolutely no hate or anything, i just find it very difficult to understand what the characters are actually doing in this writing style. i also ask that you don't use real life face claims in our threads; i write characters who do not have irl images so it feels very space jam.

on the topic of imagery, icons are a mix of my own art, seth (ennead), and medici (lord of mysteries). please see below for credits!

𝐕𝐈𝐈. i go by dima and vodka interchangeably, for those who would rather not use names related to alcohol. both are fine with me! i'm 27 and use they/them. i'm a hobbyist artist and i love fantasy, liches in particular. i will draw our muses whether u like it or not. my dms are open, and feel free to ask for my discord!

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒.

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[marigoldbaker]

oh yes you said it so well! you have a very good way with words which i shouldn't be surprised with but still consistently am lmao. the jenny/her past and giles/his past with the watcher comparison is soooo on the nose i had to stop for a second and stare like yeah. YEAH! i'd love to hear more of your thoughts about jenny and her past/her family and the way she carries herself in regards to that, whether they are headcanons or not!

but back to jennyangel. you bringing up your vamp!jenny fic made me think about the situation of vamp!jenny but angel, not angelus, because i (like the typical angel blogger in this fandom) am obsessed with guilt and the question of forgiveness and redemption and how those things coencide and whatnot. i'm pretty sure you've already talked about this before but if you haven't! any thoughts!!! please send them my way.

in regards more to the classic jennyangel... i agree with you 100%. i do think there's something to be said about hate escaping those little corners jenny hasn't really managed to tape shut. not because she can't, but because somewhere, subconsciously, she needs that air. jennyangel are soooo appealing to me because of this especially: jenny is trying to convince herself she has forgiven angel, over and over again, because she wants to be Brand New, and angel is so focused on trying to convince himself that this forgiveness is enough, in some way, that in some way it will take some weight off his shoulders, but even in the act of being with jenny, more guilt is placed on his shoulders. and he ALSO wants to be Brand New. they all want to be Brand New but they never can................. sorry i'm really quite crazy about them. to me souled angel and human jenny operate as some weird 1940s great depression married couple. if that puts it into words.

i love the Trying To Be Brand New couple. buffy has quite a lot of them but perhaps that's just me as an angst lover. if spike survived post s7... spuffy falls into this trope for me.

sorry went quite off topic there. i apologize! thanks for indulging my asks <3

this ask made me light up! again! aaaaaaaah!!!!! my reply will be long so i'm putting it under a cut!

so first of all -- my very very very convoluted backstory for jenny involves her mother's side of the family being the one that's all tied up in the angelus stuff, so it's very much a trauma that's passed down through the women (and janna is in fact the name of the matriarch that pushed the resouling ritual forward at the beginning of everything, which, if one wants to get into jenny's mom's decision to name her daughter janna, one COULD, but all i will say now is "read the what you make sequel when it comes out.") and a lot of that desire for retribution got lost along the way bc enyos was the one who had to pick up the mantle For Reasons that had a lot to do with how much of a Problem jenny's mom was. not that any of this was ever communicated to jenny. so she feels a sense of obligation as the only surviving member of the angelus-destroyed line, save enyos, and there's also a lot of weird shit going on with her dad's side of the family where she's convinced none of them want her around (ALSO A VERY LONG STORY) which means that there is this part of her that really, really likes having this thing that ties her to something bigger than Just Janna. in my heart of hearts, i think jenny is a very lonely person who really wants a safe place to land but refuses to admit it, and that manifests in a lot of giles-related weirdness because giles is so open about wanting to be that safe place for her & she has no idea what to do with it. the mortifying and infuriating realization that you can have everything you want if you ask for it.

as for vamp!jenny and angel...i actually have Plans For That, but i am a little superstitious, and if i'm super serious about writing something, i do not generally talk in any real detail about it on this here blog. IF you wanna come off anon or smth i will absolutely share all of the details with you in messages, but if you're more comfortable keeping those excellent glasses on (also super valid) pls just know there will be a fic coming out at some point that you will probably really enjoy :)

I UNDERSTAND YOUR ENERGY ENTIRELY. for me it's always been that i don't actually want jenny and angel to get together, i just want their latent mutual desire for each other to eat them both alive while they both refuse to acknowledge it ever being a thing because to love this person would be to fully stare into the face of the most horrific traumatic life-shaping event ever and come to terms with the person that they became because of this person in front of them, and Neither Of Them Want To Do That, Ever. so i do absolutely agree that a situation where they DO actually consummate their connection and try to work out a relationship would sorta be Level Two of this determined avoidance, wherein they're both so aggressively going "we'll never have problems again!" a la the crazy ex girlfriend soundtrack and mutually refusing to admit that jenny wants to rip angel's spine out and strangle him with it + angel thinks he deserves it and would happily let her. gothic horror couple of my heart.