#Please don't tease me
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Azula & Mai WIP
Both adults of course. Consensual interaction
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𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝟏𝟖+
currently thinking about how much Logan loves teasing you just so he can smell the way it affects you; touching your inner thigh under the table mid-mission briefing, catching your waist to whisper utterly debauched things into your ear as he passes you on the corridor of the mansion.
all so he can watch the way your pupils blow out, irises engulfed in black, and a second later it always hits. the smell of you, sweet, rich, and heady, so strong he can almost taste it.
he knows how much it riles you up, knows you're only able to focus on him for the rest of the day, too far gone to think about anything other than the crooned promises of absolute filth he pressed to your temple hours prior.
it's the ultimate possession, knowing with absolute certainty that the only words rattling around your skull are his, knowing it's only a matter of time until you have no choice but to track him down, stalking across the mansion until you corner him in his room.
of course he could smell you coming several doors down, waiting for you with a raised eyebrow and cocky smirk you want to kiss clean off from where he resides, sat at his desk.
"you're cruel, Logan."
you'd hiss, fingers curled into tight fists against your side, nails pressing so hard into the flesh of your palms they'll leave red crescent indents embossed into your skin. he'd laugh, the sound all smoke and crackling embers, thighs spread over worn oak chair legs as he leans forward, lit cigar hanging from his fingers.
"sure. but you're wet."
#☁︎⋅debauchery#☁︎⋅writing#so#i don't know where this came from#i was just gonna write a small little teeny statement about logan being a tease#and it seems to have spiralled#oops?#anyway please lord forgive me because i have sinned and i will continue to do so#so long as there is a logan 'wolverine' howlett plaguing my every waking thought#i think someone just needs to put me down tbh#logan wolverine#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you
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Guys stop saying Malon is pregnant- what if she is when the only time Time was at the ranch in the last few months was when he brought the boys
#you did not see this. I want it to be said but you did not see this post from me. nope. what post are you talking about I don't see a post#BUT CAN YOU FREAKING IMAGINE#dear Hylia the teasing he would get-#I repeat you did not see this from me#what were you up to Time ':/#Malon met her descendant and decided she better start making things happen#Either everyone stays quiet except wars#or they just. all start screaming.#THEY START GIVING WIND THE TALK- 'well you see. when a man and a woman love each other very much-' SKY SHUT UP#Wild lost his memories he doesn't remember sex ed either <3. Sky explains#Lu Malon#Lu Time#linkeduniverse#linked universe#if this is just. not a post that should be made- please tell me and I'll take it down#idk social rules but I do know biology#anyways
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Another reason why I love the Hellfire scene.
His... N-neck... and clavicle...
#judge claude frollo#I wanna bite.... 🥺#THoND#gif set#Claude Frollo#The hunchback of Notre Dame#don't judge me#Please move along#Why he gotta wear something so teasing#rmf speaks#text
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Oh dear, it's the consequences of her own actions~
#my art#caycantdoodle#sans#sans au#lex x nightmare#nightmare sans#teehee#don't mind me as i doodle my brain rot non stop#making an attempt at a comic#maybe?#im trying out here#trying not to cry from simpery#wheeze#self insert#lexverse#To Tease is to Please
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i NEED odysseus to find out athena fought fucking ZEUS to get him home in the ithaca saga, i swear it's not a want it's a need
#hermes is such a tease#oh yeah don't thank me i'm not the one who fought for you okay BYEEEE#like PLEASE#i almost died at the god games reference in dangerous#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#epic the wisdom saga
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fseer funniest behaviors
#kind of embarrassed to admit how many times ive screenshot fseer lines so i can get the cadence down#fseer is so funny. ill say it.#they double down on repetition when they're unsure or concerned. they get very defensive very easily but only rarely get legitimately#angry and when they DO (see: shriek#friendly fire) it never lasts very long#for the MOST part people say mean shit to them and they're just like haha yeah!!#the one I wanted to include but apparently don't have is the one from commsplex in throneside where seer is like#i dreamed an entrance for us and here it is! aren't I nice. say it SAY IT#(sometimes teammates will use the 'thanks' bark. very funny)#but maybe bc i read too much into things it doesn't read as seer threatening their team but more of them fishing for reassurance#which tracks because fseer is so damn scared all the damn time.... as opposed to mseer who seems just the slightest bit more sanguine#and a lot more confident/MEANER?? to his teammates. specifically loose cannon veteran. their dynamic makes me chew glass they're so funny#fseer on the other hand does tease their teammates but it's a lot gentler#sometimes they appear to get stuck on words they're hearing and repeat them a couple of times#ex quibble quibble quibble but then uhhh the one mission with the servitor colony with buzz buzz/chitter chitter#augh.#text post#kenna#<- bc they donated the lines this is more meta about fseer as a whole.#darktide#psyker#fseers writer please ten minutes to talk i need to know everything#also please approximately 500 more lines with the zealots and ogryns#voice lines
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How’s your drawing with hobie going?
Honestly, not very good LMAO, I'll more than likely have to completely redo it, ngl.
Whenever I have time to spare between work, I'll pick out the very best idea I have in mind for a drawing in that moment and draw that, and I literally have so many more ideas for Miguel drawings compared to Hobie, unfortunately, so idk. I literally just wanna draw Miguel so bad lmao. Maybe I'll figure out a cool concept for a drawing in the meantime, but I'm really sorry I teased ya'll with Hobie stuff and then never delivered... hopefully soon 🤞😔
#the best miggy idea I have currently is drawing a “fake” polaroid photo of him lmao#kinda like a couple of the ones I've done of other characters already#something like the little photo you see on ID cards#anyways' enough with the teasing!! I honestly shouldn't ever say what ideas I have for things in case I don't do em#I'm been so good about that for years' but I guess ya'll are catching me slippin...#please just act super surprised next week!! you guys didn't hear anything!! 🙉
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this panel should be framed and put in a museum
#first of all#young satoru and baby megumi#i repeat#young satoru and baby megumi!!!!!!!!#this is everything to me#baby megumi hugging his shikigami dog#he's soo cute#and satoru teasing megumi!!!#and megumi flat out ignoring him lol#and satoru's don't ignore me#and satoru ruffling megumi's hair!!!!#screams into the void#grabs mappa by the shoulder#mappa listen to me forget everything and animate this please!!! please#this manga panel is sooo important#anything young satoru baby megumi content i love it!!!#they are family#this is big bro teasing little bro#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#reading jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro
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Waiting for news on The Super Mario Bros Movie 2 moodboard
#Jack Black says it's been radio silence#which FINE okay it's not been THAT long. It's been 8 months#it's good they're taking their time I don't want it rushed#I SWEAR I DON'T WANT IT RUSHED#They teased Yoshi! We'll get a sequel! Surely we'll get the sequel!?!?#please please please I'm gnawing on the original film like a dog on a bone and I crave more#The idea that it'll be 5+ years before I see more of the story makes me feral#mario movie
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i am still sulking about no aster. (give me a few days and a couple watermelons and i'll be back to normal)
#i was one of the people who (after the reveal) fell to their knees in the burger king parking lot. maybe even wailed skyward for a smidge#my petty side says the silhouette tease and tagline HAD to have been intentional to get us to think of aster#my rational side says that they probably did not think that hard about it#and NO they are NOT intentionally bullying familiar fans and feeding off their betrayed tears /... i hope 😂#no ears and tail.... twink who gets burnt.... WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD....#me 1: don't you like garu? what's the problem?#me 2: i'm CONFLICTED ok. i can like the char but still feel BITTERLY DESTROYED ABOUT LOST POTENTIAL#I NEEEED THE TRANSGRESSIOnS. THE BREAKS IN THE PATTERNS!!!!#oh if we had a familiar treated as a clan member. an aster dante quincy banner. unbelievable. the comedy of it all#i mean. at least this trio is a new combo. AND they haven't been in summer banners before...?#er. summer banners likE THIS. with the beachwear and stuff.#gaAAAHHH but tthe fact that they made it garu#MEANS THAT WIPES OUT ANY IMMINENT DREAMS OF MY TRIPLE YOKAI EVENT#aaaaaahhh. i see. THAT's what this is about#what? like they're gonna suddenly break the pattern and have an event that's JUST yakumo and kuya?#please. we have seen by now that no molds shall be broken. *pathetic sniff*#i guess we'll just keep doing the same top-bottom pairs forever...#and certain characters will never get to mingle with others because they've been SORTED#into HOLE FILLER and HOLE FILLED-EE#*rolls around on the floor in a melodramatic whiny flopfest*#LET THEM ALL ROAM FREE RAAAAAAAAAAANGE
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I think my very least favorite type of mihoyo fan to interact with is the rabid "There's no ships implied or teased because in Hoyo games no ships are canon!! These characters are just friends!!"
Like, do you just enjoy being bland as untoasted bread? Do you not have a single romantic bone in your body? Are you completely incapable of just letting other people have fun?
Normally I am happy to let people cook, but actually, for this group? Please shut up. Literally no one who is shipping in these fandoms actually expects their ships to be 100% confirmed as canon in-game. We know there aren't many confirmed relationships in Hoyo games. We've got it, thanks!
But denying that there's any deliberate ship tease or fan bait, especially in Hoyo's marketing, just makes you look media illiterate. Of course there's ship tease in Hoyo marketing and games! That shit sells just as well as the waifu/husbando fantasy! Hoyo knows how to make money; they're not stupid!
Anyway, sorry for the rant. There just seems to be a particular breed of really intolerable fan in the Hoyo fandoms that is exhausting to have to see and respond to and that last video has brought them out in force... 😮💨
#ship tease so blatant the ship haters gotta pull out the#'no ships are canon' card#SHIP SO GOOD THEY GOTTA REMIND YOU#THAT NOTHING IS 100% CONFIRMED#sorry if anyone following me is this kind of fan#but if you are this kind of fan#please go elsewhere#I have no time for people who can't scroll past things they don't like#and need to try to ruin the fun for everyone on every ship post they see#if you don't think there's any hints for this ship#why are you scrolling the ship tag to try to frantically negative comment on every post you see#genshin impact#honkai star rail#and yes#this is about that Ratiorine video#hoyolab is cancerous#but I'm addicted to collecting avatar frames#it's a character flaw
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i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically
#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds#trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious#also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious#worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic)#(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely#manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that#c) something else(??) )#roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it.#best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child#higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research#but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE#not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not#nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but#then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet#new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice#also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny.#they complement each other well and are both quick & clever#esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t#em is also good) but like#please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater?#like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny#beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral.#god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media#bc the ideas i have are so funny.#also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.
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My current favourite crackship that I just created myself is Hiyori×Alive!Kuina. Just because if she can't get Zoro she'll just go for his cousin instead.
You're a genius. Your brain is huge. Please, let me kiss your brain. This is just amazing. I love lesbians. You're SO real-
Hiyori is easily one of my favorite characters and I love her SO much and people won't stop reducing her to her ship with Zoro. I think she doesn't need anybody and if she did want somebody it should be a girl. Because I say so. And Kuina is just,,, She would've been such a great character. Can't stop thinking about this fanart I found because it has changed my life for the better. She's in Wano to train to become the world's greatest swordsman and I'm just thinking about what if Kuina had been there to help them out too and she had been the one to save Hiyori all those times instead of Zoro.... Thinking thoughts. Like, of course, Hiyori and Zoro also have their moments because I do actually like their dynamic and I think she admires him a lot!! But you know. Kuina saves Hiyori a couple of times (when Zoro was going to do it, actually, she just appears like a second before him and ruins his moment) and Hiyori just melts. Because who wouldn't? Kuina would be so tall and strong and a sizeable woman, and I would personally die if she helped me save my country. Besides, I think they'd understand each other because both are women that have been reduced to that role specifically instead of their ambitions and their power and they're so much more. Hiyori was helpless when she had to see her country turn into this mess and she couldn't so anything else but to pretend,, Like-- If somebody knows how being a woman in the world works is Hiyori, and Kuina would understand. She'd admire Kuina so much for her abilities and her personality and ambitions!!!!!! And Kuina would absolutely love Hiyori's kindness and strength for being able to put up with so much!!!
Not to mention that Kuina would be taller than her,,, And bigger,,, And Hiyori would have to look up,, And this is now just the aesthetic part but God they'd look so different. That's Hiyori's guard dog. Wouldn't it be funny if Kuina were all serious and teasing with Zoro and like "*raises eyebrow* seriously?" type of masc girl, and the second Hiyori is around she turns into the happiest person in the world and extremely protective of her? Zoro judges her but he can't say shit because he's literally the same with Luffy (and Kuina teases him even more because she always has the upper hand and it makes him so angry). They're both down bad. Hiyori is just so nice to her and keeps saying she trusts her to become the world's greatest swordsman but even if she doesn't, she'll always have her heart and a place to stay in Wano. And I am weak, guys, I am so weak for lesbians.
Aghhh this is SO good. Somebody make them kiss. I- This is great. Oda could just say "ah yes Kuina actually escaped her hometown on her own and faked her death and traveled to Wano" and I'd believe him wholeheartedly because I want her back. I also want Hiyori back. I miss Wano sometimes a lot.
Also, Kuina sees Zoro with Enma and she goes:
Kuina: Oh cool, you got Hiyori's sword. Good luck with that one. Zoro: Do you want it or what? I am not giving it to you. You'll have to fight for it. Kuina: Nah, when I win our fight I want to win against the king of hell. Nothing less. Zoro: Where's the 'I can't win I'm a girl' bullshit now? Kuina: Stayed with the girl. Now I am a woman and I am going to beat your ass.
And Hiyori looking at them having the biggest lesbian moment in the world kicking her feet and blushing and Momo is next to her like "hehe you have a crush-" and he doesn't get to finish what he was saying because Hiyori hits him so fucking hard he faints. Don't tease her. Poor girl. She's in love, leave her alone.
#please i know i am the first one to explain the meaning behind kuina's death but the way op treats women is just not it and i want her again#also hiyori is the love of my life she's precious to me idc she's my princess i am in love with her#i thought this post would be only about a silly crackship but they're actually consuming my brain oh my god#and when kuina has to go away from wano because she has to go achieve her dream and she goes 'i don't expect you to wait for me but-'#and hiyori just holds her hands and says 'my mother waited. i've waited. and i will keep doing it as long as you come back to me'#or something like that. and i want to cry-#i am vibrating in my fucking chair god please i love them now i need more of them so fucking bad#one piece#kozuki hiyori#shimotsuki kuina#hiyoku??? kuiyori???#i have no idea what to call this ship tumblr do your thing somebody should choose the name for me i suck at this thing#roronoa zoro#zolu#bc zolu mention there and in my head it's a very common topic between kuina and zoro okay she won't stop teasing him about it#+
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just a little sneak peak bts shoots for later this month ▪️◼️◾⬛
#i only have like three poses and they're all subpar :/#buy hey i am trying my best#these feel a little too loose? are they supposed to feel that way or super tight? i need to know to reorder them a size down#please don't judge my body#i already feel like i'm dealing with lost of appetite so i don't need anymore negativity#or say whatever you want#i can't control other people's comments.#so i rolled up an old black trunk xD#just wanted to see if it's better with or without underwear underneath?#also#should i shave my leg hair for this or nah?#there's a lot of internal questions here#but point is - i feel a little sexy in these?#you can see how tight the underneath trunks are for me 🤣😭 look at those muffin tops of mine oof#gotta get back to my weight loss journey#anyways - i know this is not much but i am trying#okay @anon who asked#here ya go- i will do my best to keep my word and post again by the end of May 👍🏽✌🏽#personal#a rose colored tease#fishnets
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do any other protocol enjoyers see the vision for alice and gwen toxic office yuri? am I insane? does anyone get it? please hear me out
#I gotta speak my truth#think about it yall#coworkers who hate each other to lovers who hate each other is the best trope#theyve got drama and teasing and ominous I Know Something You Don't energy its perfect#PLEAAASEEE YALL JUST HEAR ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE#tma posting#tmagp#alice dyer#gwendolyn bouchard#wallace says shit
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