#Played a little bit of dol but yeah

[macabrecravings]

Have you taken your slasher film yet?

i have not taken the prescribed never seen before slasher film yet i’m afraid … i got. distracted…

i DID watch bride of chucky while i was drawing evangeline naked though . I Fucking Love That Movie

i forgot how much i liked it auauwhshdhdj it’s so fun

[inkyquince]

So you know when you have dogpeople activated, it's a huge taboo to be caught fuckin em and such

So they have the usual dog roles don't they?

So just... Having thoughts...

characters. Whitney. Mention of Landry and Niki.

cw. Whitney times ahead. Dog-person reader. Mention of animal cruelty but nothing graphic, just a joke. Breeding, pet play to the extreme, taboo behaviors, for fucking DoL at least. Whitney watching you piss, make of that what you will. 2.6k words.

Whitney never really liked dogs. Everyone thought he should, a boy treasuring a loyal companion who wouldn’t mind sticking by him, even joining in on his shenanigans. They were wrong. Whitney was never a fan of dogs. Cats. Anything. 

Worse? Hybrids. Fucking useless. Not a full dog, not a full person. 

So, when his aunt surprised him with a dopey fucking dog, he was less than pleased. What the shit was he going to do with this thing? None of the pros of having a dog, all the cons of having a dog AND a fucking roommate. Even if the stupid thing didn’t even realize it. 

“Can just tie them up outside. It’ll walk itself, shit in the corner of the garden, piss. Just throw some chow out there and it’ll snarf that up.” One of his friends leaned over to light his cigarette, fingers curved against the wind blowing through the park. 

“Pretty sure that’s animal cruelty.” Someone piqued up, coughing after dragging on a shoddily rolled joint. 

“You’d only get half the sentence, though.” 

Whitney huffed to himself and took a drag on his cigarette, letting the heat fill his lungs, tickling his throat pleasantly before exhaling raggedly. 

“Should just sell the thing.” He mused, flicking the ash into the wet grass. “Get some fucking use out of it.” 

“Give it to Landry, he and that photographer use ‘em for those videos.” That piqued his interest. 

“What videos? The usual sick shit?” Whitney glanced over, aware of some of the shit the criminal helped produce. Fuck, that was the first time he ever jerked it to fucking internet porn. Some nasty fucking shit, not entirely… Legal, but fucking normal in this town. 

“Oh, better. Landry’s a sick fucking puppy, bro.” His lackey grinned up at him, so proud of catching Whitney’s interest at long last. “Yknow, those pups are horny, but you gotta just shake them off and then they just lick their own crotch for a while. But, y’know, some people? Some people… Fuck em.” “Yeah, no shit, cuntface.” Whitney wasn’t a fucking idiot. Hell, he loved sending stupid sluts to go grab something for him, only for them to get trapped with a dog person. Fucking rubbing their stupid cunts on their face, or getting mounted by a fat dick, and the stupid slut crying for someone to help them. No one wants to be seen getting rutted into or against by one of those stupid things. It’s fucking humiliating. The entire town labels you a pervert. “I know people fuck the-” “Landry films it. Films it and uploads it. Then give the dog-person over to the pound or something.” She relaxed against the grass, leaning back so glibly that she didn’t realize that she was lying in his cigarette ash. Idiot.  The others pulled faces at each other, grossed out at the thought  of anyone getting off on watching someone fucking or getting fucked by a dog-person. Whitney, however, squinted at her. 

“Any good?” “Whitney, gross-”

“Yeah, yeah, fuck off, are they any good?” 

“I mean… From the views alone, I’m saying Landry is making a neat little sum on the side.” She shrugged before pulling her phone out and typing on it, her long fake nails making the most annoying clicking noises. Whitney’s annoyance grew until she finally showed him a website she pulled up. All he got was a glimpse of a page packed with thumbnails of cocks and tits and dogtails before she took her phone back again. “I say, sell the thing to him, and if they’re good enough, you’ll get a nice bit of pocket money on the side.” “Hey, that’s not a bad idea, is it, Whit?” One of the other blockheads piqued up. “Grab random dog people and sell them?” “Landry’s not going to take any random mutt, shitlips.” “It’s Lipschitz! And fuck off, it was a good idea-”

“Yeah, for a dipshit-” 

Whitney rolled his eyes and leaned back on the swing again, exhaling the smoke from his nose as he ignored the bickering between his lackeys again. Yeah. Get rid of you, and get a nice payday. He could work with that. 

Except as he walked, he couldn’t help but mull it over. The site. The amount of videos. Curiosity nagged at him with each step, bringing him closer to his evening plans. 

His parents were never in anymore, especially in the evenings. Off, on a date night, wrapped up in each other, or at work, or at what the fuck ever. It’s always been up to him to make his own food, wash up, clean, except now he was doing it for two. Heated up something in the oven for himself and poured some food for you into your bowl, dragging on his cigarette as he watched you chew loudly, snarfing it down gratefully. Refilling your water as he washed his plate, jabbing at the chunks of food before giving up and leaving it to soak, so his mother would eventually take care of it. Pulling a face as you whined to be let out and nudging the backdoor open so you could trot out and make yourself comfy, stubbing out his cigarette as he watched you piss into the grass, feeling something warm in the curve of his belly. Eventually tugging you back inside and locking the door before heading upstairs, ignoring your excited little steps after him. Continued to ignore you as he flung himself into bed, as you nosed among his things, before tucking yourself under his cluttered desk with a little yawn. Whitney’s kicks off his pre-ripped jeans, underwear and shirt before giving his balls a rub, stretching out on his duvet. He slipped on some sweats, before dragging a blanket over his midriff, more focused on his phone, pulling up the website whats-her-fuck showed him earlier. 

It was obvious that most videos came from one person, with only a few being some real amateur shit, with shaky camera and an overexcited camera person. No, Landry’s shit was obviously good. Niki as the camera guy, appreciative angles, but also… 

It fucking looked good. 

The dog boy sitting all cute, blinking like a stupid bitch at the camera as it zoomed in on his big eyes before zooming out. Late at night, at the beach, his tail wagging, before the camera pans over to some guy, naked from the waist down. Cock bobbing as this dude massages his own balls. 

“This your dog?” A voice from behind the camera asks and the guy nods. “You fuck the pooch a lot?” 

“Oh yeah.” The guy’s obviously mic'd up, with the seashore wind picking up. “I got him from the pound and he just had such a cute ass. They’re so easy to train. Watch.” 

The guy whistles and the puppy boy trots over excitedly, his bubble butt raised high and proud, almost inviting a pervert in. Whitney’s cock began to rise, tenting his sweats. He huffed to himself, laying his hand over his bulge and giving it a squeeze. The dog-person leans up to sniff a bit at the guy’s cock but doesn't seem that interested, more into sweetly nuzzling at his balls. There were a few chuckles from the men standing around and the pup looked around, tongue lolling out, tail wagging so hard at being the object of such enjoyment. 

“He’s cute.” The guy behind the camera said, to some murmurs of agreement. 

“You ain’t seen nothing yet.” The guy chuckled before snapping his fingers at the dog-boy. “Present.” 

The change was instantaneous. His ears perked up and his tail started going a mile miles per hour. Fuck, even his knotted cock sprang up so quickly that it earned an appreciative whistle. Within moments, he had fallen onto his back and rolled over onto his soft tummy, raising his ass, even humping the air a bit, as if trying to entice. 

“Yeah, puppy. You want a nice breeding, don’t you?” The guy dropped to his knees and Whitney had to slip his hand into his sweats at long lost, massaging at his shaft eagerly. 

The puppy-boy whined and raised his ass further, spreading his legs. 

“Breed! Please breed!” He whined, shaking his ass like he was about to pounce. 

Whitney groaned, his stomach tightening, slipping his cock free fully and jerking it with desperation. His thumb dragging against his slit, teasing out precum as he desperately played with himself. Fuck, he didn’t really get it before, but this was fucking doing it for him. Stupid sluts he enjoyed, but fuck. Trained stupid sluts, rolling over at the snap of his fingers? No wonder Landry was having success with this shit, way more appealing than anything he’s watched before- 

The feeling of something wet brushing the back of his hand made him cuss and nearly throw his phone. Blinking against the dark after staring at his phone screen for so long, it took him a moment to realise what the fuck that feeling even was. 

Your big stupid eyes were staring up at him, nudging your nose against the back of his hand with a look of blind adoration. 

“What ya watching?” Your tail was wagging, probably having heard the sound of an excited puppy-boy from across the room. 

Whitney glanced from your big, excited eyes, your tail wagging wildly, back to the his video, titled “Puppy-boy bred full at the beach”, with the camera in the perfect POV shot, showing a fat cock drilling the poor dog-person’s asshole, before looking back at you. You didn’t seem perturbed by his staring, stupid bitch you were, in fact, your smile at him just broadened, happy at the attention. Your happy little face so close to his fat cock, throbbing still in his hand. 

He slowly sat up, chucking his phone to the side, slipping into a cross legged position, cock pressing against his stomach. Whitney took hold of the base of his cock, a smirk slowly growing on his face as you remained close, tail wagging. Squeezing the base of his cock, he watched as your eyes went from looking at his face, to his erection with an innocent curiosity. He grinned and lightly tapped the head against your lips, smearing precum, and your tongue flicked out to taste it, before scrunching your cute little face up. 

“Salty.” You stuck out your tongue, as if airing it out would help. 

Whitney took the moment to drag his cock over it again, your rough tongue brushing over the slit in a way that almost had him grab you by your floppy ears and fuck your mouth… Well…

“Open.” Whitney demanded, and you whined, tail stilling for a moment before you opened your maw. 

Perfect. A sloppy, pink hole for him to fuck until you learn to love the taste of cock. Maybe that will up your value. 

In the dark of the room, with the only light being from his phone, the loudest noise was the wet slap of his cock rubbing against your drooling tongue, hitting the back of your throat, saliva swishing loudly as Whitney groaned. It wasn’t like the sluts at school. You couldn’t stop salivating, spit running down your chin as your tail continued to wag wildly. He could fucking condition you. Just the whiff of cock and you’d be a drooly, wet mess. 

“Fuck. Fuck. Who's my good puppy?” He groaned, letting his mouth run without meaning to. 

You whined with excitement, ears perking up at the first bit of positive reinforcement you had ever gotten from Whitney. 

“Yeah, you are. My cute, stupid, cockwhore puppy.” His tone was soft and your brain registered as good, as your brain clouded and you couldn’t stop drooling. “Gonna fuck you, huh? Gonna breed your stupid puppy hole, huh?” 

Your tail stopped all together, your eyes growing large and dark. Ah. Liked that word huh? Whitney yanked his cock out of your throat, drool spilling all over his floor, dripping from his erection and your tongue. 

“Alright. Roll over, or something. C’mon.” 

You whined and spread your legs from your seated position, sitting back on your haunches, showing off how excited you were, making a mess all over his floor. Squirming a bit, you fell onto your back, tail peeking out and wagging as you stared up at your master with unblemished love. Whitney smirked and kneeled down in front of you, leaning over for a moment to spit into your mouth before papping his slicked up cock against your hole, puffy and ready to be bred. 

The sound of the front door opening had him stilling for just a moment, and his cock softened a bit. If his parents found him with his stupid dog-person like this? What-

Your hole snagged against the tip of his cock, jerking his attention back to you as you whined and desperately humped at him. Alright. Fuck. Yeah. His pooch needed seeing to. As his parents moved around downstairs, his mother bemoaning the fact he left his dishes in the sink, he put a sweating palm over your mouth, letting you lick the salt from his palm as he rubbed the tip of his cock against your hole. Whitney groaned as he slowly sunk into you, your excited huffing slipping into a pleasured whine. 

“Good puppy.” Whitney hissed out between his teeth, his hips moving involuntarily as he fucked into your tight, sloppy heat. The squelching sound of his curved cock hitting deep into your hole was the hottest fucking thing he’d ever fucking heard. He’s heard sluts whining for cock, he’s fucked his fair share of whores, but jesus christ, this puppy-bitch was the best of both worlds. Loyal, dumb, like a dog, with the hole of the nastiest whore in town. Thoughts of selling you onto Landry, only seeing you fucked open on videos, slipped away, more focused on simultaneously trying to fuck deeper and deeper into you, but also keeping quiet as his parents ascended the staircase. 

“I should check on Whitney.” His mother whispered to his father, who just grunted. 

His panic flipped, both from his balls tightening as your heat clamped down around him, but also shock. Whitney was not going to get caught fucking his stupid fucking dog-person. With a low hiss, he hooked his arms around your thighs and picked you up, you nuzzling into his neck with a happy huff, stupid bitch. He almost had to wrestle you into bed, with you excitedly still trying to back up against his cock trapped in your hole. His mother’s voice came closer and he just barely yanked his covers up over him and you, with you still snuffling at his cheek. 

The door opened and a line of light cut across his room and there was a beat of silence, with you still lovingly nuzzling into him. 

“Awh. He finally let the pooch sleep on his bed.” His mother cooed. There was another beat, of her watching him, and you slowly humping at his cock, balls about to fucking burst inside his puppy-person with his mother fucking watching. 

After a beat, the door closed again, and Whitney let out a guttural moan into your shoulder, a few more humps from you more than enough to send him over the edge, cum flooding your hole as his mother’s footsteps retreated to the master bedroom. 

“Fucking… Hell…” Whitney raggedly breathed out as you shivered against him, beginning to lick affectionately at his chin. You were more of a person than a dog, he guessed. 

A few days later, he was back at the park, with you dozing against his knee as he sat at the fountain.  Whitney had struggled with selling you to Landry, with his friends around him remarking their surprise the mutt was still around and still as adoring of him as ever. With only the one who recommended  him the site giving him a knowing leer and petting your ears. 

[dreambigdreamz]

fanfic idea for future reference 😌 it’s a swanlake x eothiriel

This is completely rough draft and I have a lot to work on, but I just found it again amidst my profile from long ago and just had to keep it for sake. And maybe I’d like to share it too — especially @meluiloth because you so kindly tag me everytime but I am always lazy to do anything related to writing 🥲 this one’s in honour for you and all your kindness in tagging me.

So like, the latest one is a Swan Lake plotline where it will start off as a suspense story. (No one else would be reading this and it will be a long time when I finally write and any who read will have forgotten about it so I'm going in all spoilers yes?) Éomer visiting Dol Amroth, the seat of his new friend Imrahil, and when he goes on his solitary late night walks on the beach, he keeps sighting a mysterious silver figure dancing, yknow. And when he tries to follow her once, he sees that she vanished as she ran into the Palace Garden. Now this Palace Garden is the beautifullest of places with flowers, shrubs, and fountains. But there is a big golden cage too, and in it is a snow-white swan that the whole royal family seems to love so much. THAT SWAN IS LOTHIRIEL CURSED BY A WITCH AND HER SOUL WILL BE A SWAN UNTIL SHE FEELS THE LOVE OF A MORTAL MAN AND RETURNS THAT LOVE. 

Like, whenever a young man asked for her hand, she always refused and one young man went to ask help from the witch to make Lothiriel love him back but instead the jealous witch turned her into a swan and she now only has human form in the absence of daylight and ahhhhh

Very simple and plain, Iknow but. For some reason I'm so excited for it to play out. 

I mean, everything about Eomer is simple and plain but so beloved in my eyes 😍

Yeah like a sort of Beren and Luthien meeting. Very simple, but when made with care and love, it makes my heart burst eek I feel like what will hinder Lothiriel's falling in love with him is her being so foreign to that. For sixteen years she was kept safe under the watch of her spinster aunt and doesn't lift an eye at a young man unless her elders permittedly tell her so. So I'm sorry but this girl's mentality was wrecked very beautifully and she simply doesn't know how to handle love

And for the next six years she was a swan, so very very unused to human company in general. Lol me materialising introverts in a poetic way. I think you'll be onboard with that idea. I don't know about you, but I feel so frustrated that I want to go out and mix in with people but it's so difficult to let go of the old restraints that had been for so long.

AND YES HAHAHA I am so making her foreign to love, and even a sequel where, after they have already admitted to each other's love, the curse still isn't broken and she begins to suspect it's because her love for Eomer is really imaginary. She 'loves' him only because she wants to break the curse. She has never known what is love to actually realise what she is feeling is really love. She doubts it. And truly, yes, she is a little selfish and she begins to be scared she'll never love anybody truly and this curse is to be forever. And they set out on a quest to find a way to break the curse and on the way she finds out what it truly is to love someone selflessly, without expecting anything in return, to want someone to be happy even if it means without you in their life. 🤓🤓 I just had to go and add that bit of angst in.

Like the first fic could be called 'So this is Love' and will end as they admit their love. So it's an open ended ending for everyone, those who wants to have the happily ever after can stop there. But the second fic sequel is gonna be like 'What is Love' and will start off with her still turning into a swan even after everything. It does have a happy ending though, I just have this scenario in my mind that they're coming back from the sea on a raft and she runs throgh the water up the beach to her gasping parents, IN DAYLIGHT. She's human in daylight so it means the curse is broken!! And they just share a hug :) I have this quote 'No I've never loved anyone before. If my parents died, I'd cry, but only because I wouldn't know what to do with my life next. Only because I would feel so lost without them to take care of me.' And in the end she finds the true meaning of loving :))) Because, whatever it is, love is love, selfless or selfish. If you love someone, for whatever reasons, it is still love, isnt it?? But for her she's been trapped in the cage of her mind for so long, not trusting anybody in case 'it doesn't work out'. Like, most of my heroines they are scared because they've been hurt before. For her, she is imagining all the hurt that could happen and limiting herself from the joy that was possibly waiting. Ahhh me 😁😁😁

I feel like this is going to be my healthiest pairing yet. They both admit to their flaws in so honest a way and come to terms with their imperfections. Like they actually got to talk!!! The quest symbolises their journey to compatibility, yknow, learning more about each other, and not only that but adjust to each other's problems. For example, Eomer himself realises he did not expect some selfish outbursts from this angelic creature and realises he had fallen in love with her shadow instead, her beauty and dancing in the twilight. He soon learns a lot more about her and learns why she is this way and also like why she is selfish and how to remedy that (she hoards up her favourite cakes all to herself and threatens him not to touch them).But that is bc she has been brought up privileged and not had any contact with anybody outside the world that she doesn't know how to fit in.

I'm so proud of it. 

Like first, you fall in love with someone for their outside. Then you have to endure and try to get to know their inside and then once you know what they are like, it is up to choice to try and get along or leave then. I think that's the three crucial steps to love :] And only after that, can you attest whether that love is 'true' as in compatible for the long run.

Yeah! I need a real life 🫠

Eomer’s flaw is chiefly that he takes things at face value because that’s how he was brought up. The Rohirrim doesn’t have much disguises and are straightforward and honest, you know. And he takes it that way. And when he first saw Lothíriel, that was the case: he took her to be a beautiful creature, a heavenly being. He has to learn the depths and layers of everything. 

And like, one incident is when he’s to leave the next day and asks if she’d wish him to return some day. She says, what would it change if she wish or not? That he’d try to come back at all cost if he knew she wished for it. She starts saying something like ‘But I could tell you that I wish for you to never come back here again. Would that prevent you from doing so?’ 

‘It would.’ 

Startled, she asks ‘Why?’ 

‘Because you said so.’ 

‘But I could be wishing something entirely different and may voice something else because of . . . propriety. And I am only saying this for example, mind you. Would you still take it at face value of what I said, when you probably know it to be otherwise?’ 

‘Yes.’ 

‘Then you are disregarding my— the person’s genuine wish?’ 

‘No. Though you may be wishing something different, I respect the decision you made to not speak of that wish. For whatever reason you thought it fit to keep your true feelings a secret, I will have to respect that decision of your mind that chose to not tell me your wish.’

Is this too cheesy—

I’m sorry I’m so proud of this atm tho

please let me know what you think 🥹🥹

[pip-n-chips]

Wich dol charactor would play a game akin to dol?? I need your opinion on this since your doing gamer content now

OKAY this might not be the answer you were expecting, but!!

Short Answer: Sydney!

Long answer (under the cut, because it got longer than I expected it to be):

I think it'd be Sydney. And not even their corrupted version (yet). They'd either find out about it on their own or through another student sending it to them as a prank, thinking they'd be utterly disgusted by it. And they are! They click off their browser as soon as they realize what the link leads to, and they're too horrified to even open it back up to delete the tab.

Such vile things,, who could play this without being ashamed- or even worse, get off from it?

They're shocked, nauseous, etc etc. But for the next few days they're uneasy, frustrated, shameful. Because for some reason they can't stop thinking about it- for the small bits of it they did see, anyway. They worry the devil has planted a seed within them the moment they found out about the game, and, like how they do for a lot of their other problems, they go to Jordan. Maybe they're too embarrassed or horrified to be specific about what's been plaguing their mind, but they give enough details for Jordan's advice to be helpful, for a little while at least.

At the end of the day though, all the praying and all the distractions achieved nothing, because they come back to the game's tab one night out of a moment of weakness. They tell themself it's just to get it out of their system, to remind themself of how horrid- how sinful this stuff is, set their mind straight. They don't even bother with character creation their first run, they just want to get it over with.

But one hour turns into two and their cheeks are hot and their eyes are glued to the screen. Two turns into three into four and their thighs are rubbing together and they wish they didn't have this damn chasity cage/belt on. Four turns into five into six and suddenly there's birds chirping and sunlight shining through the window and oh god what did they just do, what will the temple think about this, what will-

They don't have the courage to go to the temple before school, and they decline Sirris' offer to drive them. They just- they just need to think over things, clear their head, and walking to school will do it. They're flushed and more of a mess than usual, but no one notices, not really. (And if they did, no one would ever guess the real reason, yeah? At least they have that reputation going for them.)

They decide that they'll never let this happen again, but spoiler alert! It happens again pretty soon. They keep up their normal routine, they go to school, they go to the temple- but everytime they pray, they feel like they're unworthy to be listened to. They've been tainted, and they can't even blame anyone for it.

Jordan probably notices that they're more withdrawn and reaches out, but Sydney assures them that they're fine! In reality, they're unsure what to think anymore, they don't know themself anymore, and they're afraid. They're getting corrupted all on their own, and it's so damn addicting.

Guilty pleasures, man.

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon here sorry if I haven’t said anything (been busy with work) anyways

let’s move onto the non DoL off topics (maybe a little bit of DoL and DOB)

So DoB bailey will be the opposite tbh probably be a mix between normal bailey and regular yandere bailey he “hates” you but also wants to protect you in a way and if PC is pregnant he can’t even hold his excitement and tries his best to act like he wants to do an abortion to PC but when he remembers that he will need to take PC to Harper he just breaks character and refuses to do the joke ever again.

Avery won’t care he doesn’t give a fuck about the whole town being “normal” he just wants PC to stay inside his mansion and never leave nothing special.

Normal DoB (no Yan let’s go)

So I feel like DoB bailey can’t last a week without human meat as he needs it forced to eat regular food instead of the perfect meal of organs and freshly butchered humans he ends up going in a rampage or something idk.

Morgan

Murdered never again NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR

Stardew valley

So uhh… everyone loses just becomes one big cat and dog fight over the farmer

Yan Dob Bailey would be pretty normal. But if you're pregnant your 100% right. He's not holding it together well. The joke lasts about an hour. You mention getting rid of the kid once and he's picking you up and dragging you back to his room. He can't handle even the idea of you not being his family. He squeezes the air out of you for the rest of the day. Clingy fucker.

And you know what- dob Harper is absolutely game to fuck with you. Gonna hide his yan tendencies for a bit. Going to be the perfect doctor for you. Gaslight the fuck outta you. And when you still insist that he's acting wrong he sends you to the asylum ward to keep you. He's the only one that takes the joke too far. Going past April Fools.

For normal dob Bailey, I think his diet of human meat is born out of necessity but now it sustains him. Regular food is just kinda... blah. It's like drinking Diet Coke for so long that normal Coke is weird now. Too sugary. I think he won't be able to last either.

Avery. Stingy fucker. He's the one who encouraged the joke. Everyone puts their instincts aside for a day and tries and convince you they are normal. Even putting up a cash prize for the one who lasts the longest. It's chump change to him but it's enough to make Bailey and Briar scramble. Only to then kidnap you for the entire day and keep you trapped with him. He has no intentions of playing. He doesn't care who wins. He just wants you to feel neglected enough to finally give in to him.

Morgan is dead ✨️👋😄👋✨️

I feel like the Stardew singles would have tried to set up an April Fools thing. But yeah It's a big fight. And since usually they act so normal around the other towns folk everyone is a little weirded out while you go about your daily business un-accosted for once while the unruly hot singles in the area are hurling insults and fighting each other in the streets 

[magpiecaranthir]

Time travel but they end up in the 3rd age because that is when elves (in my opinion) are weirdest. Thranduil is doing weird stuff in his forest noone even tries to understand, Galadriel plays scary witch in the woods and scares a lot of people from stories alone, and Elronds place is just the elven equivalent of paradise. Try explaining that to anyone from pre 3rd age.

No you're so right 3rd age elves are so weird compared to 1st age elves.

Like

1st age: warlords, murder on schedule four times a week, two families hold the entire enemy away from a subcontinent.

3rd age: tra la la lay in trees, feasts in the woods, chilling in tree houses, the only reason that 3/4 elven realms havent fallen yet is a magic ring & lowkey ulmo's influence (in mithlond) but nobody knows about these rings so people think elves are still these mighty warlords (esp Galadriel bc she actually still looks the part as calaquendë) when in reality they spend Thursday and saturday chatting about poetry over wine or summat

That being said, can you imagine someone like thingol being booted into 3rd age? Like "fuck yeah Elrond my baby's grand baby you rock!" And then one second later he's like "tf you mean Galadriel isnt queen ah well suppose that ambition wasnt as big as I thought it would be" and then hes like "lmao that girl needs a ring to keep her borders? Look at my friend's baby in mirkwood! He's holding his own all without any *gag* feanorian smithery"

Oh god or aredhel??? Glorfindel gets an aneurysm when he gets the task of keeping her in Imladris. She fucks off to dol guldur, plays with sauron a little bit, fucks off to gondor and rohan, and fucks around in mordor before going back to Imladris with the reputation as "that weird elf maid who cant stop hopping between cities it's annoying the inn keepers because she pays in song and archery advice" and glorfindel gets another aneurysm because at least this time she comes back with some actual news on sauron instead of a son and a murderous husband.

[whitneys-puppyslut]

Finch (Robin's PC)

18+ / minors DNI

Hi guys. Thanks for the support on my first two drabble thingies. And welcome to my blog, since I haven't said that yet.

I'm gonna start a little series where I show off my personal PCs I use when romancing different characters in DOL. I made them all in the sims since I'm not confident in my drawing skills... so their actual in my head designs are a little different than the screenshots you'll see here. And of course, the actual sprites in DOL differ quite a bit as well. But y'know it's just so you guys get a sense of the character.

I might also put all of them into a world in the sims with their love interests and see what happens lol.

Anyway, without further ado, here's Robin's PC: also known as Finch!

Headcanons under the cut

Finch the Bodyguard

Get it? because robin is a type of bird and a finch is also....... yeah I'll see myself out

she/her pronouns

bisexual

Finch isn't her real name. But nobody knows her real name, not even Robin or any the teachers...

Leighton knows, and Bailey knows. But that's about it.

Finch erm... "persuaded" Leighton to change her name on school documents.

She's not above using sex to get what she wants... i mean in this fucked up city you do what you gotta do.

She prefers not to have to resort to that though.

Most things do go her way, after all she's smart, attractive, popular....... and intimidating........

Yeah she is BUFF in case you can't tell. She loves building muscle and working out... but mainly she's like that out of necessity.

I mean it helps to be able to fend off attackers and pursuers.

Or simply scare them off before they even lay their hands on her!

She has scary dog energy

Whitney knows to stay out of her way.

Bc the one time he did stop her in the hallway and tried to put his hands on her... did not end well for him.

EVERYONE recorded that fight. It's not everyday you get to see Whitney get pummeled into the ground...

And then he SCRAMBLED to get those videos taken down....

It's okay tho Finch actually made a truce with him and helped him threaten persuade everyone to delete the videos.

As long as he promised to keep his and his friends' hands off of her loved ones.

So yeah they don't interact with each other now but they both know the terms and conditions of their little truce

Robin & Finch <3

So how did Robin get the hot goth baddie?

Well as per the plot of DOL they grew up together and were friends and he looked up to her and yada yada

They were pretty much acting like lovebirds way before they actually made it official

And their situationship was fine as it was, for a while... but Finch really feels like she needs to devote herself to people entirely. And she felt bad having her attention pulled away from Robin, her best friend since forever, by other friends and especially other potential love interests.

So she was like fuck it and, in the privacy of Robin's room one night, while he was playing video games, they made it official

It was all sappy and shit <333

She DEDICATED herself to him

She's a great gf honestly

Neither of them are very fond of PDA, and Finch is very stoic and rather serious irl, and she feels like she needs to keep up her intimidating persona

so they keep the lovey-dovey shit behind closed doors

i love them they're so cute

her other little "title" alongside "the bodyguard" is "robin's protector" bc that's basically what she is. She doesn't let any harm come to him as long as she's there.

She even pays Bailey's rent for him. So yeah she juggles like a million jobs trying to afford that

But she tries to find jobs that are safe that robin could do, bc honestly that lemonade stand... isn't helping much.

Unfortunately all the higher paying jobs come with a lot of risk. Risk she's not willing to put Robin through.

She feels very protective over him, not in a weird way but genuinely she hates seeing him hurt, but it's gotten to the point where she feels like he can't go anywhere and do anything.

It's putting quite a damper on his confidence levels.

And she's noticed.

But what can she do other than try to protect the love of her life?

And when it gets to the point where she has to choose between a confident robin, or a safe robin, what will she choose?

Is it even up to her?

Wow sry guys that was a lot. Also as much as I love DOL I don't actually play that much so I might get some details wrong or miss big plot things that I just haven't seen so... yeah.

Ok bye lol

[thekimspoblog]

My WIPs (or at least the ones I can remember)

Portal:

"Opera Beneath Aperture": Where the Geekenders version is vaudeville, mine is more pop-opera in the style of "Phantom" or "Wicked". Basically just remixing the soundtrack and adding lyrics. There will be comedy, but at the end of the day, playing the melodrama of "Portal 2" straight is just easier. (Progress 30%)

"Rat Race": An homage to the US "The Office", but one by one the characters are axed off as Aperture becomes a more and more dystopian place to work. (Progress 10%)

"Portrait of a Lady: A Romanticized Horror": Prequel character-study on Caroline, obviously. She's preppy like Kim, but being born in the 1930's she's more sexually repressed, and therefore even more of a manic-pixie-nightmare-girl. She blacks out and murders her gynecologist for malpractice in Chapter 3; yeah it's that kind of a story. Also she's pretty racist? To the extent that any person from that era running a dystopian secessionist megacorporation would have to be. (Progress 50%)

Better Call Saul:

"Sheepdog": A traumatic event causes Kim to question the nature of her own reality. We the fans love Kim... but we do not respect her. (Progress 50%)

"Slippin Kimmy": This is my SERIOUS entry for what I think should happen next in the story. Basically a lot of white-hat Heisenberging around. She stops a shooting at a Planned Parenthood in episode 2; yeah it's that kind of a story. If that's what "WYCARO" ends up being, I'll be happy. If not? Hey it's free money, Vince. I'll just leave it on the table 'til you're done being done again. (Progress 5%)

"Last Clear Chance Doctrine": In 6x05 Jimmy calls Kim to say he's going to be late; Howard wants to fight him in the ring. Kim says she'll be right over. (Progress 0%)

"Just Take the Money": Parallel "Breaking Bad" timeline, where Walt accepts Eliot's hand-out. It'll make you wish he had stuck to cooking meth. I'm probably going to include a subplot where Saul bangs Skyler cus it makes me smile. (Progress 0%)

Crossovers/Other:

Steven Universe: "Warp Congestion": Steven figures out how to remove his gem and live as a normal human for extended periods of time. And if you think this sounds like a contrivance to write Rose Quartz back into the story... it is! Pearl was supposed to hold onto the gem for the day, but as the administrative headaches of helping to keep Little Homeworld organized pile up, Rainbow Quartz starts to revert back to v 1.0. (Progress 5%)

Steven Universe: "Roughhousing": You ever have those moments with your spouse, where one minute you're joking around and everything seems fine, and then one little comment gets taken wrong and suddenly everything gets a bit ugly? Even Ruby and Sapphire have those moments. And it made for one hell of a night at Beach City Underground Wrestling. (Progress 100%... but it's in the format of a Torts practice exam. Yes really)

Barry: "A Plan for Sally": My OC, Rita, has been going around to various netflix shows and selling life-insurance and family planning policies to the love-interest characters in crime dramas. Well, Rita will call them "insurance policies"; what they really are are Faustian bargains. If you thought the ending to "Barry" was weird, rushed, or maybe even a little saccharine, Rita is why. (Progress 0%)

Midnight Mass: "The Girl Who Ate the World": Erin Greene wakes up lying in the grass to find herself - not just alive - but sparkling in the sun like a million little diamonds. It's a miracle! Second only to the bad-miracle of news that the Angel survived and is transforming people in the Portland subway system as we speak. Rita is in this one too. (Progress 50%)

"Crack Fic: Torts and Torts": Kim Wexler, Dolores Abernathy, and Love Quinn attend a mobwives convention in Napoli. After a few drinks, Kim and Love get into a tense conversation about dead brothers, and more specifically when/how a spouse is at-fault for the death of a brother-in-law. Kim forgets the argument after she sobers up, but Dolores warns her to watch her back. Sure enough, Love attacks Kim with a katana and they must battle it out as frenemies. (Progress 2%)

"300 Million Cowboys": I re-write Better Call Saul as a pulpy beach-read about vampires. With enough changes to the plot that it can be legally sold on Kindle. Kim is now named Jean Troy. Jimmy is now named Sammy McCormick. Mike and Chuck have been merged into one character. Kevin and Howard have been merged into one character. (Progress 2%)

[macabrecravings]

Just curious! Is there something in specific you don't like about Harper or is it just in general?

(My only propaganda on the topic is that I love the idea of not having to think.. Hypnosis and aphrodisiacs and stuff are fun to play with for me especially when subjecting my PCs to things... and the aesthetics of those can be cool to mess with when drawing I think! But also that type of thing is obviously not for everyone lol! (I don't like doctors much so it took me a bit to warm up to them tbh))

It’s mainly the hypnosis thing, I think 😭 It’s not a feature I’ve explored much in DOL & the only times I’ve gained hypnosis traits have been a long lasting hindrance that annoy me due to the lack of control 😭

In theory, I love the idea of giving up control & aphrodisiacs can be so fun in that game (the plants, robin landfill scene ((not fun per se but. YK!!)) But Harper and hypnosis in general always seem to come at the most inopportune times </3 I’m real picky when it comes to my PCs, and the situations that they go thru (which is ironic considering the whole game is noncon and the point of it is to put them in unfortunate situations)

BUT if I’m going to get my PC hypnotized, drugged, kidnapped I want it to be on my terms </3. I can relate this to the Kylar kidnapping event for better explanation!!!

I love Kylar. But I have to be in a certain mindset when it happens </3 If they capture me out of the blue while I’m grinding levels or some shit i get so annoyed bc it feels like a waste of my time and it’s not what I’m playing for at the moment. It’s an annoyance that I have to escape from to continue doing what I want to be doing. Same goes for the soft bad ends (Remy’s farm, the asylum, etc) Sometimes I want to be a little mindless cow :3 Getting milked n praised for being the best!!! And then other times they snatch me and i’m like FUCKING LET ME GO IM TRYING TO DO SMTH ELSE oh my god

I certainly could enjoy it, but so far being institutionalized has just been fucking annoying bc it’s prevented me from what I actually want to do😭

I did make a new save recently, one to just fuck around in :) Primarily with the intention to explore Harper content and other stuff I usually avoid in my main saves. I’d be so down to be Harper’s fav little mindless patient, I lovveeee me a problematic, obsessive,, freakish character yk?

Back when degrees of brutality was still up, i loooveed Harper in that mod— Fuxking crazy thing to say especially when I say i don’t like DOL harper but... I LOVEDDD DOB HARPER LFMOSKFNFN. The way you could donate blood to them and each time you came in, they get a little more intrigued by you? Then eventually they ask you to do another test and fucking cut u open play with ur guts and take u home??? oh my godoh my god . The way they fix u up and make Kylar jealous when they’ve cut off your limbs? LJDDJDJFJFB . “Can I have a turn with them?” BYE!!! 🫣🫣

Maybe i’m just fucked up and like blood n gore more than I like hypnosis LMFAOOO *looks back on my ex fwbs medical malpractice sexts* hm. yeah! tmi. i will refrain from further explanation ☝️

[geminiamethyst]

Skyline Gang: Recovery

1shot stories list: click HERE

This is just a short follow up of “Overworked”. Please read it if you haven’t already. Link is down below.

Enjoy!

Overworked: click HERE

The start of the day was unusual to say the least.

Normally Dude would be up first and depart for a short run. By time everyone else was awake, he’d already be back and have breakfast. And he’d make a head start on the minor daily tasks. However, now that the truth came out about how physically and mentally drained he was, he was pretty much forced to take some time off. It was so abnormal to not have Dude eating breakfast that morning. After checking in on him, the usually active member of the Skyline Gang was still fast asleep. He was so deep in his slumber that he might as well be playing the part of Sleeping Beauty.

Throughout the day, everyone else started to understand how and why he got so tired to the point of getting sick. At first, people demanded that he’d do the tasks that seemed to be forced onto him. Even after explaining why he was absent, he was still being demanded for. The others were fast to stand their ground, even Misty stepped up for a little bit (though she still tried to duck out of most of the work). As the day went by, things started to balance out a bit. Nonetheless it was still draining. How Dude did this all on his own was a mystery.

They were able to get a reprieve for a short while. Pip was crafting something at the house, while Bud was finishing off the remaining paperwork Dude couldn’t complete from the night before.  Mimi was redoing her nails in her room, while Misty was off doing who knows what. Sprout and Candi had rushed to the nearby town to do some shopping. Only Rainbow didn’t seem to relax. For almost the entire day, he stayed in Dude’s room, acting almost like a guard dog. He made sure that Dude remained in bed, even when he woke up a couple of times during the day. The only times he strayed from his duties were to go out in the garden and to eat and drink.

After some time, Sprout and Candi came back. Sprout was taking some things to the kitchen to put away, while Candi checked in with Bud and Pip.

“How’s Dude?” She asked, wanting to nip the issue in the bud.

“He came down a little earlier to have something to eat.” Pip said, looking up,from her mini project. Bud nodded silently as he proceeded with the paperwork and calculations. “He tried to weasel his way into helping but Rainbow helped us get him back into bed.”

“Still drained huh?” Sprout asked, rejoining Candi.

“Yeah. The poor guy looked like he was going to faint again or worse.” Pip sighed. “He could barely stand.” Sprout didn’t know whether to roll his eyes or give Dude a piece of his mind. Dude promised not to do any work, and he tried to anyway. Was he seriously that much of a workaholic?

Bud sighed himself as he put his pen down at last. Cramped up wrist and a dry throat felt like torture right now. Ans there will probably be more given to him tonight. It wasn’t the first time he thought about why everyone else dumped all of this on Dude. Yes, he was the leader, but he had limits. Why can’t people see that this is one of the reasons as to why he was so sick right now?

Taking full advantage of this small break, Bud turned to ask Sprout and Candi a question. However, he put that aside when he noticed Candi holding onto something that was blue.

“What’s that the two of you have?” He asked, pointing at the object. Candi’s worried expression turned upside down. She grinned proudly as she held the object high in pride.

“A blue dolphin!” She boasted, bouncing on her heels as she held the soft toy. It was unplanned to get it but as soon as she and Sprout saw it in the toy shop window, everything clicked for them. “Dude loves marine wildlife, so we thought that this might cheer him up!”

“It can guarantee that he’ll be FLIPPING with joy!” Sprout grinned, gently taking the toy and threw it up in the air. It spun in mid air as if it were a real dolphin that was flipping freely at sea. Candi, Bud and Pip laughed at his small joke. After everything that has happened, it felt good to have a laugh.

“Well, would you two mind signing this then?” Pip grinned. She picked up what she had been working on. A hand made card. It was coloured with the Gang’s colours, and had hand drawn basketballs and hoops on the front. In bold black letters were the words “GET WELL SOON!”. She had just finished writing her own message in it when Sprout and Candu had returned. “It’s a get well soon card that I put together for all of us to sign. You two are the last ones to do it.”

“Sure!” Candi and Sprout smiled like twins, grabbing their colour coordinated pens. They signed as sincerely as they could, and slipped the card in the plain white envelope. Once this was done, they put their plan into action. Silently, they creeped upstairs. They knew that Dude’s bedroom door would be open for Rainbow. The less noise they make, the better. It became a little tense as they approached their blue friend’s room. They peeked in. They first spotted Rainbow. He was sitting up in his cushion, wide awake. He looked over to see who it was, but then refocused his attention to the bed. Dude was sleeping peacefully, oblivious to the world around him. Judging by the empty plate on the beside table, he was encouraged to eat in his room. Both wide awake members of the gang crept towards the bed, making extra sure to stay silent. They both had a feeling that if they woke Dude up, he might find an excuse to get back into work. Dude seemed to sense someone approaching him, but was too tired to do anything about it. All he did was turn to his side, his back towards his friends.

This couldn’t be more perfect. And risky.

Sprout split from Candi to stand on one side of the bed, while Candi stood at the other. Once she slipped the card on the bedside table, Sprout passed her back the dolphin. Rainbow watched them, intrigued. Just what were they planning? Sprout made a couple of gestures, pointing at Dude and a rising up motion. Candi understood, nodding eagerly. After making sure that Dude wouldn’t wake up, Sprout carefully lifted his arm up. He was marvelled at how tense Dude’s muscles were despite him being fast asleep. Even in dreamland, he wasn’t relaxing it seemed. He was worried that Dude would wake up from being moved, but was glad that Dude was out of it enough to not notice. Candi quickly slipped the dolphin next to Dude, and Sprout lowered Dude’s arm back into place. Once again, Dude didn’t wake up from this. All he did was shift a little, pulling the soft toy closer to him like a little kid. Sprout and Candi waited for a few seconds, almost expecting him to wake up. Nothing. Just quiet breathing from Dude. Candi grinned, making a gesture to start clapping her hands. Sprout waved his hands wildly and put a finger to his lips. Candi went silent and hurriedly tip toed to the door. She quickly gave Rainbow a pat on the head for being a good boy. She reached the door, but noticed that Sprout wasn’t following her. She looked to see that he had his phone out, camera pointed at Dude with a mischievous grin on his face.

“Sprout!” Candi hissed, gesturing for Sprout to hurry up.

“Just a minute.” Sprout hissed back, taking a couple of pictures of the sleeping Dude. This is one for the “Blackmail Folder”. Rainbow shook his head a bit, not understanding the game that Sprout was playing. Sprout finally put his phone away and joined Candi. They both left, grinning quietly that their plan worked.

Rainbow watched the empty space in the doorway. He didn’t understand most of the antics his human friends do, but in this case, he somewhat did. He understood that they all care for each other, even Misty to a small extent. Just now, while it had a risk, Sprout and Candi displayed how they cared by giving Dude that toy and seemingly card. Rainbow turned his attention back to Dude when he heard his breathing pattern change a little. He trotted up to Dude, seeing his eyes flickering open. Dude had woken up a few times like this already. Once to get something to eat, once to go to the bathroom and other times to try to work (to which Rainbow responded with by actually pinning Dude to the bed). Dude spotted Rainbow with sleep clouded vision.

“Hey, boy.” He greeted with a slurred voice. He patted Rainbow’s head but as he brought his hand back, he noticed the soft toy next to him. He carefully sat up, inspecting the dolphin in his hands. He traced over the soft material and stitched in eyes curiously. He never owned this before. So where did this toy came from? He turned to Rainbow. “Did you have something to do with this?”

“Sprout! Candi!” Rainbow barked. Dude blinked from this, which melted into a warm smile. He should’ve known that those two had something to do with this soft toy. Rainbow then raised a paw, attempting to point at something. “Card!”

Card?

Dude looked over at the bedside table, spotting the stark white envelope on it. Keeping the dolphin on his lap, he gently took the envelope and held the card. The first thing that he noticed when opening it was the orange paw print that was drawn in it to represent Rainbow. He was glad that the inside of the card was mostly white so it would be easier to read the messages in it.

Hey Dude!

I’ve got some jokes to tell you when you get better! They’re going to be bonkers!

Sprout!

Hope you’ll feel fabulous soon, Dude!

Take care of yourself.

Mimi 💛

Get well soon Dude!

Once you’re better, I’ve got some rocking new songs for you to listen to.

Pip!

Rest well Dude!

Hope you like the dolphin Sproutie and I got for you!

Candi 🩷

Feel cosmic soon Dude.

Remember, if you need us, we’ll be there for you.

Yours sincerely, Bud.

Try not to die, Dude XP

Misty.

Dude read each message with a joyous heart. He felt better already. He couldn’t describe how this made him feel. Just knowing that he had friends like this was like gold to him. Them looking out for him like this just made it all the more valuable. He just felt incredibly lucky. There was no way that he could repay everything to them fully. Guess he could simply start off by saying:

“Thanks, Gang.”

[angrelysimpping]

Can you write the love interests with a pc who have a somno kink and who gave them the permission to fuck them in their sleep please ?

HELL YEAH I CAN

(DoL relationships, somno)

Alex

Already one to creep into your room at night and either slide into bed with you or pull off your sheets to ogle you.

You giving them permission to fuck you in your sleep throws them for a second.

They’re not into that! Why would they be into that?

They end up visiting you that night.

And almost every following night.

Sometimes they just touch you while sleeping and maybe get themself off.

The higher their dominance, the more likely they are to fuck you.

Sometimes you’ll wake up, fully pressed up against Alex, as they fuck you.

Avery

Oh, Avery has never been more pleased in their choice to approach you.

They like having control. What time would they have more control over you than when you're unconscious?

They only get to indulge your request on hotel dates but indulge they do.

They're 50/50 on if they want to be rough enough to wake you up or if they want you asleep the whole time.

Avery likes your reactions upon waking up to them fucking you. They also really like having you completely at their mercy.

Might take a few pictures as keepsakes but they have to be careful. They wouldn't want anyone else finding them.

Eden

Eden is already waking you up at least once a night to have sex. Being told they can just do what they want without having to wake you? Well, you don't have to tell Eden twice.

You'll probably still wake up though, Eden isn't the most gentle lover.

After some time has passed, you'd get used to it and wouldn't fully wake up when Eden drags you closer to them. Still waking up mid fuck more often than not, though.

If one of you has a dick, there's a high likelihood that cock warming is going to happen. Eden's just going to go to sleep right after cumming. If they wake up horny again? They've already got a head start.

Kylar

Freaks out a little bit at first. Do you know that they’ve been sneaking into your room? Do you know that they’ve been stealing your clothes? That they’ve been laying in your bed?

When they realize what you’re saying, they swear their heart stops for a second.

You want them? To have sex with you? While you sleep?

Have they died? Is this heaven?

You wake up almost every morning with evidence of Kylar having visited you.

Kylar usually tries to not wake you up, but sometimes they get too excited.

It doesn't help that your so cute when you wake up to Kylar fucking you! They almost want to do it more often, but they don't want to exhaust you.

They also just like hearing the sounds you make when you're asleep. Knowing they’re bringing you true pleasure, no possibility of acting or playing up reactions, makes Kylar want you to stay asleep.

High Suspicion Kylar is more likely to wake you up on purpose. They want you to know that they're bringing you pleasure.

Kylar has so many pictures from their late-night visits. They're starting to run out of places to safely store them.

Robin

So flustered when you bring up that you want them to fuck you while you sleep.

If it’s something that you want them to do, they’ll try it.

They end up enjoying it way more than they thought they would.

Not big on actually fucking you while sleeping. Robin is more likely to fuck/ride your thighs than to fuck you.

Mostly they focus on getting you off. You'll realize Robin was in your room by accident. They couldn't get your clothes back on you properly or they couldn't clean up all your cum.

High Confidence Robin, with high lust, will lead to Robin actually fucking you while you sleep.

They don’t want to wake you up. Getting quality sleep is important!

This doesn't mean that there isn't the rare occasion where you wake up to Robin panting above you.

Whitney

The first time you bring it up, Whitney teases you.

Are you really such a slut that you want them to fuck you even when you’re asleep?

Do you want to sleep? Do you? Because Whitney has no qualms fucking you while you sleep and they act the exact same as if you were awake.

You’re going to wake up with them borderline smothering you by humping your face.

Your momentary panic waking up suffocating turns Whitney on more and they’ll just become rougher.

If you somehow manage to sleep through Whitney fucking you, you’ll wake up the next day pretty much covered in cum. They won't stop after one round when they’ve got you so willing.

High likelihood that Whitney took pictures or recorded them fucking you.

[looceyloo]

So, you haven't played a Twilight Cleric, but can you share a little bit about any clerics you have played?

Yeah! Unfortunately I have not had the chance to finish art of all of them, but heeere goes!

Thyra the human Tempest Cleric, who I actually played in 4e as a Storm Warpriest (lv10+ Clerics could specialize and become warpriests). She’s from an island of fighters devoted to Kord, God of storms and war. Because of how 4e worked, she ended up being mechanically more similar to a battlemaster fighter with healing and lightning magic I guess? High battlefield control, consistent damage output, tanky as heck. Probably the second most outwardly pious character I’ve played.

Kardah the half-orc War Domain Cleric, who I played in a short-lived campaign set in Eberron. She was a gladiator who bought her way out through the sheer martial prowess, and consequently devoted her life to the teachings of Dol Dorn. She was the party tank, though we also had a paladin. When she healed, it was flavoured as words of encouragement or exhorting her party to overcome injury.

Little River (Xiao He), the human Trickster Domain Cleric that I played in a Wuxia themed oneshot! I wish I could have played her more. She’s a farmgirl with a mischievous streak that got dragged into adventure with her brother. Her idol is the monkey king, of course.

Emi, Tiefling Grave Domain Cleric, for a single player oneshot set in fantasy east Asian amalgam setting. She’s a priestess on a pilgrimage, funding her travels with exorcisms and performing funeral rites. Quiet and less naïve than she appears. She’s very much a support character, which is funny given I played her in a single player oneshot (oops).

Atychia, Yuan-ti Pureblood (flavoured as half-Gorgon) Arcana Domain Cleric of Hekate in a Theros/Ancient Greek campaign! As a priestess of the temple of Hekate, she is singularly devoted to the preservation of magic and mysteries, and maintaining a delineation between the living and the dead. She never takes off her mask!

[spooki-ghoztzz]

Everytime u mention william's intense hatred for vulnerability and constant need for control...man he just like me fr💔 anyway my beloved author i have arrived with a new idea: william and a s/o who's just obsessed with car trips so they'll always insist he takes them for a drive (or even offer to drive themselves when he's too tired for that in case of a bigger trip). They're the kind to piss him off on purpose when they flick the radio to a rock station and turn it up while spazzing the fuck out in the passenger seat as they fix their makeup casually. Also bonus points if they stop in case of an issue and he gets to take a look under the hood bc they think its the most attractive shit ever watching their beast of a boyfriend work on machinery💯💜 insert rihanna's shut up and drive here - will kinnie anon

(me too bestie..me too </3 BUT YEAHHH ROAD TRIP REQUEST! fits well cuz I came back from one like..a month ago or so during my school break.[it was hell btw,got sunburnt on my legs and back </3] and this post will be a bit longer- mostly just me rambling tho )

William actually loves road trips! He kinda just hates he’d have to bring Michael and Liz along but accepts the fact since you seem them as your kids also. (the two have fun btw..they barely got out of the house till you came around-)

William has to buy a whole fucking van for trips since his poor car can barely even hold itself together at this point. Yeah it’s all shiny but trust me that thing has been through things.

The one thing he hates is having to pack everything,plus since we both know Liz has to bring every My Little Pony toy show owns but Michael just packs some clothes,hair brush,toothbrush,ya know..stuff ya actually need!

You have to basically beg him to take at least two weeks off work for road trips,since one time you has suggested Las Vegas and he just stared wide eyed at you. “Luv,i’d love to but taking the kids plus you would cost a lot just for a simple hotel! Vegas is expensive!” - Will,who still took you and the kids.

 That trip to Vegas was probably chaos,but we won’t get into that-

The trip you all went on was to California (which was a 12 hour drive..help Will istg-) As soon as William started driving you turned on the radio,flipping it to one of the rock stations which made Will hissy as hell since he couldn’t even focus on driving.

Tbh,if this was to take place in the 2000′s,he’d fucking LOVE songs from 2016/ect like “Summer”,”Shut up and dance” you know the songs im talking about- (ones i grew up with and fucking love-)

He does let Michael and Liz pick music though,Michael likes playing Green Day and My Chemical Romance and you can fight me on that- Liz prefers Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.

Michael and Liz are the siblings to fight over the smallest things in the backseat- Will always has way to keep them quiet though,as i said this takes place at least during early 2000′s so he just makes the two watch a movie they both like on the Liz’z tablet.

William likes to talk about the most..random stuff on roadtrips,for example if you two would ever get married,what the wedding would be like,ect. (sncifief he gets soft at random moments,alright?-)

The type of dude to hold your hand while he drives- 

You two for sure take turns driving,he’d drive for a few hours and once you two stop at a gas station for gas you could drive. He also makes sure to buy more snacks for everyone and drinks since Liz probably eats all hers in the first few hours. (tbh,michaels a slow eater so you don’t gotta worry about him)

Will’s nice enough to stop at Mcdonalds for everyone,he may despise the place but it’s to keep Liz quiet.

He also enjoys just watching you drive and looking at you in general during the trip. He likes to see you smile and enjoy yourself. (please remind him that he also makes the trip better,he’s actually worried he’s making the road trip 10x worse-)

If there was something wrong with the car,Will would be fucking pissed- He had just got this van for 200 dollars and he was not letting it die that fast. Okay one..okay yeah you really think him looking under the hood is the most attractive thing for sure-

I mean the fucker unbuttoned a few of his buttons on his shirt cuz he said he was hot and all you could do was look respectfully- (once he’s done he’d just glare asking “..why did yew enjoy that?” “you’re attractive. that's why-”)

[danieyells]

Hey Danie! Do you have any tips on getting more money in DoL? I'm doing pretty decent by going to the pub and dance but I want to know if there is any other ways to earn money. I took on Robin's debt myself so now it is $4,000 every week *cries*.

Hello! I've only been playing for so long so I'm sure other people have better answers but. It kinda depends on where your stats are at and what you have or haven't done. But yeah I took on Robin's too.

Prostitution while dancing is how I make most of my money. It's like at least £150 a person with my stats(pretty sure I'm at max tho.) If you don't have high enough. . .something, I don't remember what, either Exhibitionism or Promiscuity or Awareness or low Purity or some mix of them maybe, you can only prostitute yourself after missing a payment with Bailey(you have to change your settings in Attitudes.) Make sure your scores in Math are good so you get more for your time and, of course, that your Dancing and Exhibitionism are high! I think you get more tips for wearing things like the Gold Bracelets and Gold Anklets too--clothes with the tip increasing effect, but I'm not 100% sure that applies to stripping? I believe you make more in tips the further along their fascination and lust is, so make sure to wear both upper and lower layers to increase their interest in the leadup if your Exhibition is high enough to be totally naked on stage! (Also needs to be adjusted manually in Attitudes!)

It can be dangerous(sewers are least dangerous if you know where to go imo, Morgan can be avoided easily if you're strategic--and if you wanna be a filthy cheater like myself, save before you start messing with the ticking safe and just run down the numbers reloading the save until you find the right one lol there are only 10 options it won't take long) but be sure to get antiques for the Museum and bring them in on weekends! The one-time ones can be worth a lot which can hold you over for multiple weeks even with Robin's multiplier! I only recently ran out because I started upgrading the farm which costs. . .a lot of money and time lol. . . .

In particular, especially if your Skulduggery's low, go dive in the Lake and go into the Ruin(may need a higher History score to access it?). Go digging around in the pots. If you're lucky you'll get antiques(if you have an even higher history score you'll get to keep the box they're in too which is also worth a little bit.) This is also a reliable way to increase your Skulduggery until like. Rank C? More dangerous but I think more valuable is diving in the rock pool on the beach. You'll definitely get screwed over by something in there but you keep all your findings so. It's worth the stress hit. Go shag a horse or two, you'll get over it.

Since I mentioned the farm WORK ON THE FARM SOMETIMES. High deviancy will help you increase farm yield, so get the animals to respect you(pro tip: letting the horses mount you at Deviancy 5 doesn't have a timer so it only takes about 2 minutes to do all of them which increases farm yield, higher farm yield means bonus money the next day! Also sneak into the barn after 9pm if you're lactating--I assume this also works if you have a dick--for even more farm yield OR, if you make enough milk, a whole bottle of it which you can later sell!) Eventually you'll progrrss far enough along in the farm storyline that you no longer make hourly pay working there, but in the meantime it can be a decent source of income. It still is even after the fact because you get SO MUCH STUFF FROM PLANTING IN THE FIELDS THERE it takes forever but it's part of the next point!

Next point SELL YOUR FORAGING AND GARDENING STUFF. It takes a lot of time to do it manually(read: if you have a lot of things to sell it can take all day and you may not sell everything) but you can make decent money by renting a stall(go to the street the strip club--NOT the brothel!--is on at like 6am or so, maybe stick to weekends or when you don't have school) and selling whatever you've foraged in the forest/moor or grown in the various plots. High Tending will make gardening faster and help out on the farm too.

Since you've taken on his payments GO TO ROBIN'S ROOM AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. He just hands you £300. Every little bit helps!

Make nice with Avery. The £1000~1900 you can get on a weekly basis when you have max love with him??? Indispensable. Just choose the most Endearing options(sometimes they're hidden behind skillchecks--for example you get more Endearment in the dance battle for taking the lead with high Dance than if you just follow his lead) and you'll get the most money at the end of the date. Who says no to a sugar daddy?

Blackmail Leighton if you haven't already. Get their watch and sell it to Landry. It's worth like 5k lmao. One-time event and Leighton won't forgive you but it's worth it imo. May not be if your Deviancy is low and you don't wanna increase Bestiality Fame?

Another reliable source of at least £500 a week? Get enough I think Prostitution? Sex? One of the Fames needs to get high I think or maybe you just make enough money there or something. And Briar will tell you that people have been coming just to see you. You'll be offered the opportunity to do weekly shows on Friday. Make sure your Deviancy is high so you can do higher paying shows! After you upgrade the Farm more you can do an even higher yield show where you get railed by your horse. 👌🏾

Something I always forget to do--after you've had one of your parasitic children, remember to take it to Harper and sell it. Again, not lucrative or anything, but you may as well profit off them. They're only doing something else if you leave them in the tank and remember to check on/look after them lol

If your Skulduggery is at least I think D*? You can break into the Docks at night and steal stuff from there. Make sure your other stats are good too otherwise you'll definitely get caught. I don't do this often but it's probably worthwhile now and then. You can also break into houses on Danube street and sometimes get valuables from there. BE DESPERATE, DO CRIMES.

(Also always keep an eye on your Crime even if you're only doing little things like stealing from classmates or stealing from the fountain with Whitney. If they have enough evidence to arrest you go ask Landry for help immediately and take some time to retrieve his box. Remember to wear your Skulduggery Mask and Black Leather Gloves(and Catsuit after you get it from the Docks!) to make yourself less suspicious!!)

You can also work at the Spa if you have high Hand skill! Remember to work on your sexual skills because they're actually very handy outside of sexual situations sometimes lol. And, again, high promiscuity(and tip-increasing attire!) can be very helpful in getting tips here!

Uh. . .those're the main means I know of for making money. I know you can work at the cafe but it doesn't get you much, but since there's a Feat tied to it I assume it's more lucrative later on? Plus you can use diffrent outfits to increase the tips you make. And you can also work at the docks(which I think benefits you if you steal from there later?) but that requires. . .a concrete schedule. I'm not good at schedules and doing things on time or remembering things so. . .that's off the table for me. And of course you can work at the strip club(as a bartender or a dancer! Bartender is how you get one of the antiques btw) but the yield there is way less than the Brothel because they keep you safer there, take a certain cut, and you can't engage in any prostitution unless you get the attention of the VIPs.

I hope that helps a bit!! If anything was confusing or you need more info or anything, feel free to ask for clarification!

[geraltofriviasleftbuttcheek]

Geralt hadn't believed in the horseshit about soulmates until he punched a bard in the gut. 

People talked about the pull you feel, guiding you to the other half of your soul, and how it eases when you first touch them, and how the pain of being separated from them is so intense that you physically can't be separated for anywhere up to two weeks while the bond settles in place. It's supposed to promote intimacy and trust, or something like that. 

Horseshit, as he said. No pain is that bad. And soulmates don't exist. 

Except the pain lancing up his arm as he pulls back from the punch, lighting up his nerves like he's being electrocuted and stabbed with a hundred swords coated in poison simultaneously while also being burned alive, and the way Jaskier—the bard—keens in agony, instinctively reaching for Geralt despite the way he's curled in on himself, very much says otherwise. 

He falls to his knees as the pain reaches a sudden spike, and then Jaskier is crawling into his lap and Geralt is hauling him closer without thinking, burying his face in his neck and breathing his scent in deeply, finding notes of lavender and musk that are soothing and calming. Jaskier wraps his arms around him, fingers tangling in his hair, and then the pain is just...gone, as sudden as it appeared. 

In his chest, something that's always been restless, always urging him to move, that's kept him going from place to place, never still, finally settles. Something warm starts to take its place, like a soft caress over the very deepest, most vulnerable part of him—

Like a bond slotting into place. 

Fuck. 

"Fuck," he breathes against smooth skin, and he feels the laugh that rolls through Jaskier in his own chest. 

"Well," Jaskier says, relaxing against him, "this is certainly unexpected. But quite a pleasant surprise, to boot! Always wondered if I'd meet my soulmate." 

His lips brush against Geralt's temple and he begins playing with Geralt's hair, and fuck it all, but it's nice. 

"Soulmates don't exist," Geralt insists, but it sounds weak even to his own ears. 

He keeps his nose buried in Jaskier's neck, contrary to his statement. 

Jaskier snorts. He's so warm. So soft. "I hate to burst your grumpy, brooding bubble, but I think this is solid proof in their favor." 

He goes to pull back, possibly to stand, possibly just to look Geralt in the eye, but the idea of being apart from him is so viscerally repulsive that Geralt instinctively growls and pulls him tighter to his chest, unwilling to let go. Mine, something in him says. 

What the fuck. 

It draws a breathless huff of laughter from Jaskier, who simply goes back to playing with Geralt's hair. He isn't the slightest bit put out by the situation, which makes Geralt feel even more put out. 

"How amusing," he chuckles. 

"How annoying," Geralt corrects, snapping the word like it's done him a personal offense. He doesn't ease his hold on Jaskier, though. "I can't do my job like this." 

Jaskier hums thoughtfully, and his voice really is nice, smooth and light. His lyrics leave a little to be desired, but Geralt thinks with a bit of practice and some actual knowledge and inspiration, he won't do half bad at the whole wandering minstrel gig. 

Which...is why he's following Geralt in the first place. For inspiration for his songs. Like he was being pulled to Geralt, drawn to him. 

Like it's Destiny. 

Shit. 

"It is a bit of an inconvenience, isn't it," Jaskier muses. "The universe didn't quite think this one through, hm?" 

"A bit," Geralt deadpans, and finally, finally, pulls away enough to look Jaskier in the eye. 

They tense at the same time as he moves, waiting for another surge of nearly debilitating pain, but there's only a soft pulse, a dull throb that goes away again once it's obvious they're not actually separating. Geralt looks up into Jaskier's face, his bright blue eyes, and Jaskier beams at him. 

He is pretty. Geralt will give him that. 

"So," Jaskier says, still grinning, "how about that devil, then? I still have two hands. Maybe not to grab it by the horns, but I can hold onto you while you hack at it with one of those big swords of yours, yeah?" 

"You're going to be in the way," Geralt says, but it sounds way too resigned for his liking. He's giving in and he hates it. 

"A specialty of mine!" Jaskier says brightly. "I'm also a great nuisance and a pain in the ass." 

Geralt grimaces. "I can tell." 

They don't move right away, still sitting on the ground with Jaskier in his lap, Geralt's hands on his waist. They should move, should continue into Dol Blathanna to figure out what's actually been stealing the grain from the people of Posada, but he doesn't want to. A feeling of comfort and safety has wrapped itself around them like a warm blanket, soft and inviting, and it's been so long since Geralt's felt a soft touch that he didn't have to pay for beforehand. 

It's nice and he craves it, despite everything. 

They can't just keep sitting in the road, though, so eventually Geralt grunts and begins the needlessly harrowing process of getting them upright without causing unnecessary pain. Jaskier takes hold of his hands, pulling his gloves off so that they keep skin to skin contact, and then laces their fingers together and uses that hold to pull Geralt up as he stands. Throbs of pain lance through his limbs, but it's a dull ache like overworked muscles in comparison to the excruciating shocks of earlier. Even the mutations hadn't been that bad, and Geralt had always thought nothing would compare to that. 

Jaskier's face is twisted with a grimace as he bears his own share of pain, body tense, and as soon as he's on his feet again, Geralt pulls him in, wrapping him in his arms. Jaskier relaxes against him immediately, sighing in content. It puts Geralt at ease, too, and he hates it. 

He hates that he doesn't actually hate it. 

He doesn't want a soulmate. He doesn't need a soulmate. This is absolutely pointless. Jaskier is going to get hurt because he physically can't be separated from Geralt, because Destiny decided it'd be funny to give a witcher a soulmate. 

Jaskier makes a happy little hum and presses closer to him. 

But gods, is it nice to be wanted for once. 

This is going to be a problem, he thinks, but he buries his nose in Jaskier's hair anyway. 

[tomurasprincess]

Good lord everyone is thirsty for DoL again.

Hmm, are you playing on mobile or desktop? Or with the downloaded version? I’ve been playing on desktop with the regular version, and here is how the save screen looks

You should just be able to hit the save button and it’ll save your file.

The hand stabby bit had me doing this too 👀 Whatever it says about you, it says it about me too dlksjfasdfdsf

Every day I learn more about Robin and realize that I need to play his fucking route, finally. He has a lemonade stand? Why is that so damned adorable to me? And I’ll have to remember that, my promiscuity needs majorly raised so I can get some more events.

My MC is a massive asshhole too because she never does anything to help the poor orphans. I haven’t even gotten to the point where you can offer to pay for poor Robin’s debt. He keeps getting taken away, poor Robin. I am sorry I don’t have the money yet to pay for you.

SOUP KITCHEN? Holy fuck I keep learning more and more about this game, I didn’t even know that was an option. More proof that my MC is pure evil.

She let one of the centaurs fuck you? That kinda sounds amazing, to be perfectly honest. I’ve never been recaptured before and now I might just need to. Although it sounds like it’ll be even harder to get away the second time around. And OMG, missing Halloween is the worst. Those were all such fun events from what I played, although I only did Whitney and Kylar.

I’ve left the tower once but I didn’t go far at all, and you have the option to wait for him to pick you back up. You’re right though, I’d be afraid of Remy’s farm as well. Stockholm syndrome has definitely kicked in because I’m thinking “he’d be so sad if you didn’t come back to the nest, I can’t risk that.” 😂

Oh god yeah I’ve done that before, and the Olde English that the book was written in had me cracking up. I felt bad for my poor MC feeling jealous afterwards though.

LMAO, RIP your free time. I would say that I’m sorry, but I’m really not 

😂

Someone else was having a problem with that too! I don’t play on mobile so I can’t really say too much about it, I don’t have an issue on desktop.

It really does start out hard! Once I raised my hands skill and started working at the massage parlor, things got easier, but before that happened it was really difficult to make enough money. And that’s even without trying to help Robin pay the rent as well.

I just chose the “move quickly deeper into the moors option” with the regular move option thrown in occasionally. I eventually got the notice that I was being hunted, and he ended up just swooping down to snatch me up and take me into his tower.

AHHH, hi and welcome back! I know the pain of life fucking you in the ass, I can fully relate and hope you’re doing better now. I forgot that I had vore turned on and got eaten by some sort of snake as well, and I was briefly horrified. Have fun with the trick or treating event, it’s a lot of fun! I chose the witch costume and looked adorable.

Ahh, I’m sorry but I don’t think it is! Or at least I don’t know of a way to do it. That’s not weird at all, I like both as well but I generally play with all men too. 

So do I! I miss Whitney all the time when school isn’t in session, and it sucks that you can find Kylar outside of school but seemingly can’t find Whitney. Maybe do that and he’ll get jealous and show up, lmao dslf;jsdafsdf

You are so valid, anon. I pretty much do the same.

Haha, no problem at all! I do believe there’s something you can buy at the Forest Hut that lets you keep your transformations for good, at least I know there’s one with cow and I believe cat transformation. You should go there and see if you can find something! The MC losing their clothes all the time is the bane of my existence though, I hate having to buy new clothes all the time. Honestly though, living in the woods as a wolf girl doesn’t sound too bad.

I have no idea how I’ve managed to avoid it, but it hasn’t happened yet. I’ve gotten the body writing and such, and a few tattoos at Remy’s farm, but nothing from Whitney. He clearly needs to love me enough to give me tattoos, damnit.

Hi there, glad to have you! You’re right, it’s a ton of fun and I’m glad so many people are enjoying it. Check the first ask of this post and I included a screenshot of the save system. Hopefully it helps.

You might need to redownload the version here, if you downloaded the game to begin with. If you’re using the online web browser link, it updates automatically.

The eternal mystery. Everyone else progresses pretty quickly (except Avery in my game, for some reason) but Whitney tends to be slower for me. PLEASE JUST LOVE ME, WHITNEY.

Hahah, I love that little scenario. Isn’t that the one you can also push him down on the bed and flirt with him? Because I’m not a dominant type but that was still so much fun to do.

I love my Stabby Boyfriend, you cannot change my mind.  He really is adorable and he tries so hard for poor MC. Even protects her with pepper spray refills, which is truly a gentleman stalker type of thing. He’s even attacked someone attacking me before.

OMG WHY DID I NOT THINK OF ENJI? THAT COMPARISON IS PERFECT.