#danie yells at degrees of lewdity

[danieyells]

"Friend! You're back! Have you found the necklace yet?"

This is the most normal the wraith has ever sounded lol I HAVE SEEN THE NECKLACE BUT THE ABILITY TO HELP YOU GET IT BACK ISN'T SOMETHING I HAVE YET.

Also since i'm late game and play demon i can't get the schism this save because i'm basically immune to trauma lolsob gonna have to get it next time. . . .

[danieyells]

If the dietary restriction doesn't kill you I feel like Bailey would absolutely say "that shit's expensive, you eat what i feed you. Make your own money and buy your own food if you have a problem with it" and so on.

Alternatively, adds that shit onto their weekly payments. Individually, not spread out.

. . .I may have actually been thinking about this this morning because I'm lactose intolerant and lactose free milk is like twice as much money for less milk lmao ain't nobody got time for that

Honestly since Bailey's probably not there all day they either make food and shove it in the freezer and everyone distributes it among themselves later or the older orphans are supposed to take care of it for everyone, yeah. . . .

I learned recently that if you wake up early enough on Alex's farm you can cook and eat breakfast with them and I'd love some domestic shit like that at the orphanage. Wake up early and go to the main hall and Bailey tells you not to complain about being tired later or pass out at school or some shit. Now come here and make breakfast. You think they'll leave you to do it yourself but until any of the others wake up they'll help. Scold you if you're moving too slow. Something something someone would pay you to cook for them something something.

Does.... does Bailey cook? For the orphans? It's mentioned that the orphans don't get a lot of good, quality food when getting the soup kitchen in the loft. And I'm pretty sure there's a snippet where Bailey shoves past you in the halls while holding groceries and going twords the kitchen?

Like, there could be a cook. Someone Bailey pays very little (or blackmails into working for free, or pays by letting them have first dips on orphans who don't pay up). Or the older orphans are expected to feed the younger and teach them how to cook as well. Life skills and all that.

But please picture the fan favorite depiction of Bailey (intimidating, tattooed) swearing while cooking something for all the orphans. Getting bitter because someone has diatery restrictions and Bailey has to make them a special meal.

[danieyells]

I find it funny that the PC allegedly knows which pocket Bailey keeps their weapons in. Like how many times have you seen Bailey pull a gun on somebody and just repressed it tbh?

[danieyells]

Bailey pinching the PC's cheek like they're your fuckin' grandma pleases me so much.

"I'm glad you're alright" of course you are. They're so valuable, you even asked if you'd get them back when you sent them to the UBrothel!

At the same time, it's cute that they'd say they're glad you're alright, even if it's just because they can profit off of you if you're alright.

[danieyells]

"You sleep soundly"

The five or six parasites in me: AAAAAAAAAAA

[danieyells]

HAD EIGHT PUPPIES WITH THE BLACK WOLF AND NOT A SINGLE ONE HAS BLACK FUR????

[danieyells]

THAT'S A NEW SCENE FOR ME i guess it's sharp eyes and max skulduggery and enough evidence for an arrest? It's also a blood moon but i doubt that has anything to do with it.

[danieyells]

LOVE WHEN THE WRAITH JUST POPS UP LMAO pc is uh not well.

[danieyells]

Did not realize this happened with corrupt Sydney LMAO THEY HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE. STAY OFF THEIR PARTNER.

[danieyells]

Oh no, Eden NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE I BLOW A LOAD IN YOU SO GOD DOESN'T PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH NO BABY NOOOOO YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITES NOOOOO

[danieyells]

They're lucky it wasn't £5k per person. I'd like to think my pc, despite being defiant, ran behind Bailey once they were rescued and glared out from behind them. They'd've grabbed their jacket or something but they're covered in cum and piss so. Don't wanna piss them off.

Your idiocy just made Bailey £5k when you haven't paid them in months, i don't think they're that pissed.

[danieyells]

Oh. That's a new line of dialogue for me. Does it trust me enough to want me to help get the necklace back?

Its obsession with me is pretty low I think? Or I think the second icon is Obsession--I'll have to check next time I get the A Fell Mist event. It's less than 50% at least. Maybe it trusts me a little?

I'm looking forward to when there's an update on the Wraith plot. I wanna help my spooky friend. I didn't steal the necklace this time, they took it when they built the archaeological site, so I think it's less mad at me than it would be if I stole it, but still mad.

[danieyells]

For about 30 seconds i lived in a world where Eden didn't have a gun and wondered "what horrible human creation would you hear coming from Eden's place?"

[danieyells]

I know it isn't Wren specifically doing it but he's among them and I'm just inagining

Wren gleefully recording you as you cum under his blackjack table and apologize for coming just from having your mouth fucked/getting cum on. . . .

Just. Wren's whole thing is already fantastic but this little scene is so hot, the apologizing, the [accidentally] showing yourself off, everyone filming you. . . . EVEN WORSE HE ISN'T DIRECTLY IN THIS SCENE. ONLY IMPLICITLY.

[danieyells]

"You dream of being hunted by something dark and terrible. It's the giant bird you're sleeping with. You feel soothed."

[danieyells]

YOU KNOW MY DAD?????? WHERE IS HE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM PLEASE LET ME MEET HIM I'VE BEEN A STRUGGLING ORPHAN ALL MY LIFE--

Oh you mean Bailey.