#Platonic Posting

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

holding hands platonically. reblog if you agree

[dailydamijon]

Day seventeen of daily damijon

Dark Crisis: The Dark Army (2023)

an underrated moment between these two…

[olliegolliegee]

i need my head in someone's lap rn

[seaside-lovers]

Am I done for, chat?

Meowdas + Skye are platonic. 1 Ball is romantic.

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Yap session scheduled I get to tell him and my friends all about my work and my job and this is SO RAINBOW!!

[femceltuliotrivino]

she really is like a niece to me. id love to hang out with her and be her cool beer aunt, give her advice, stuff like that. i don’t care if im younger than her irl shes my baby niece and i love her and i want her to be happy and safe.

[aromantisk-fagforening]

wait. this is better actually

like this is actually healthy

"I won't need you anymore" (positive).

no toxic "never leave". Just a "glad to know you", and "I can leave, maybe I will, maybe I won't, but it'll be fine"

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[bigbysgentlehand]

posting guardians + hats as hansumfella clips because funny, warning for nsfw humour

quill: when i lost my virginity for the first time, i bought, like, 75 condoms, 'cause i was like, "um, yeah, this is gonna be happening all the time"

quill: and then i- i didn't use any of them

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hats: whatever you do don't google "guys kissing hot guys kissing all over"

hats: it's gonna be awesome

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drax: oh you had gay sex instead of going to church?

drax: well, that's not even a little bit close to the same thing

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quill: i don't know what avatar the last airbender has to do with astrology, but for some reason, there's elements

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gamora: we've gotta eliminate charlie puth

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quill: my mother is not alive

rocket: alright, well, may she rest in peace

rocket: in the aaaaarms oooooof-

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rocket: explode the vehicle?

[presses button, vehicle explodes]

rocket: that did about exactly what i thought it would do

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quill: opinions on women's suffrage?

drax: i don't think women should have to suffer

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quill: if you're on your period, can you go in the ocean?

quill: what about shark attacks?

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quill: when i was a kid, at communion, they'd always be like, "this is the body of christ"

quill: that is a cracker

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rocket: do you like taking backshots

quill: dude i'm talking about my moms funeral right now

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drax: confess your crush right now, what's the worst he could say?

drax: that he hates looking at your stupid face and why would you ever ask him?

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quill: someone from the ravagers was like, "is he gay and autistic?"

quill: i'm only one, y'know, you gotta figure it out for yourself

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rocket: how often do you get laid?

hats: about every time me and your mom hang out, so, i mean-

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drax: i would only hire a prostitute to support the business, i would never act on anything

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gamora: what did you want to be when you were a kid?

quill: loved. i wanted to be loved.

quill: nahh i wanted to be an astronaut

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hats: thoughts on reed and susan's break up?

rocket: who the flark are those people

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hats: what are you looking for in a boyfriend?

quill: um, i like girls, sooo

quill: but if i was looking for a boyfriend-

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quill: i'm no boob expert but-

quill: oh who am i kidding, yes i am

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hats: why does my laptop sound like it's about to blow up?

rocket: well it is, i put a bomb in there, so

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quill: i'm severely afraid of women what do i do

drax: go for the men!

drax: a little gay action

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gamora: if you're really good at dancing, that's embarrassing

gamora: grow up, dude

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hats: how does somebody become a dentist

hats: like, "my passion is the mouth"

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rocket: i'm gonna say this one time and one time only

rocket: i don't give a flark about the roman empire

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quill: i don't know shit about politics, but, i do know this

quill:

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hats: why is he lowkey fine in like a weird as fuck weird way

quill: what!!!

quill: just take the last part of that sentence off

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quill: when it's time to leave a restaurant and i'm like

quill: "you guys ready to rock and roll?"

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hats: reddit son or snapchat daughter

rocket: is abortion an option?

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quill: the rumours are true, i am goated with the sauce

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hats: that's the kind of vibe i bring to the function

hats: is. existential crisis.

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rocket: let me out of the basement

the collector: what are you doing, typing into my chat?

the collector: you aren't supposed to have phone access

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quill: it's always, y'know, "can you do the thug shaker", not "how was your day"

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hats: say "i like coconut" but replace coconut with penis

drax: ...

drax: that's pretty clever

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gamora: i'm 6'7"

gamora: and that's real, and you can't verify it

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nova corps: what state're you in?

quill: denial.

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quill: don't get mad at me, i'm just a teenager

quill: i'm just a 35 year old teenager

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hats: they don't teach that in history class, but the founding fathers were gay

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quill: i think this shirt shrank in the wash- look at this

quill:

quill: i guess it kinda makes me look, like, jacked as hell

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rocket: you hit one old lady once, and suddenly you're a bad driver

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rocket: i'm not gonna beat the dead horse off, or whatever the expression is

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hats: opinion on child labour?

rockets: it's bad

rocket: unless the clothes look cool-

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rocket: why the flark do you have boobs?

hats: um..? because it's awesome?

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hats: you guys need to stop talking about my limp wrists, okay?

hats: they're not that limp

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quill: according to the free online autism test that i took, i don't have autism

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quill: i think we should ban! all! breast reductions!

quill: who's with me?!

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quill: if you pull up next to me at the urinal, i'm taking a peek

quill: those are just the rules

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rocket: sorry about your "depression" or whatever but not me

[neo--queen--serenity]

When the Wizard, grasping for straws to get Elphaba on board, reaches around for Glinda, hauls her forward, and awkwardly declares, “you can even bring your…friend…” in a last ditch effort to win her over?? Like queer subtext or no, that man 1000% assumed they were already dating.

[altschmerzes]

i for one plan to be more insane about platonic relationships in 2025

[dailydamijon]

Day three of daily damijon.

Challenge of the Super Sons (2020) Issue #1

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[boowritess]

part 2 lol

so apparently it's really fucking hard to get into the SAS. and ontop of that I've been getting tiktoks of people going around an army base asking why they joined. most responses were to pay off student loans, bills, school, (someone said there's was 6 years of prison or school and *mental note for idea*), the recruiter lied or spoilt them, barracks bunny.

141 (poly?) x notsobaddasssoldier!reader

and now i can't stop thinking of soldier!reader. who really half-assed their way through everything - only doing the job for the money and to pay off student loans + they had nothing better to do.

who somehow ends up being adopted by Price (kinda like Gaz i guess ???) all because reader happened to be in the right place at the right time and saved Price's ass while managing to complete a mission the Task Force were doing.

and it's not that you saved his ass or completed the mission that makes Price go *this is mine* - it's the fact that afterwards all you can say is-

"this shit is so not worth paying off my student loans."

"oh fuck i forgot to cancel my subscription. fuckk- waste of fucking money"

- all the while a building is burning in front of you but yeah just not at all concerned about what had just happened. so price just *grabs you by the back of your neck and holds you up, claiming you as part of his task force now.*

(lol you probably can't do that irl but this is fiction sooo suck my ass.)

and laswell's just like no... they are very much still green john. way too green. no.

but it's too late. he's already introducing you to the task force. singing your praises and you're just like

"man he promised to pay off my student loans and give me food." basically how ur recruiter got ya ass.

enough said. you get the whole off the books speech, saving the world by doing things others wouldn't like. but u couldn't give a rats ass - you should but nah...

and like... you know you're the rookie... you're still green... but some of the shit 141 do you just...

"so you just gonna kidnap the wife AND the child...? right... kid, you wanna watch bluey? here..."

"and you do this often...? crazy."

but you don't exactly protest. how could you with how much you get paid. you kinda just side-eye and look away when it's geta a lil crazy. *bombastic side-eye*

and the other 141 guys - oh my days. become just as enormed as price and want to start really trying to amplify your skills. but every time, they start explaining how to do things - the best way to go about a situation or how to fight a certain way.

you pull this face. like your top lip pulls back, your eyebrows scrunch together, and there's a slight frown on your lips as they speak. like you look confused/disgusted. but you don't even realise cause-

"why're you pulling that face?" 141

"that's... that's just my focusing face..."

"oh..." 141 feels bad

then when they do take you in feild you're shaking your head no. like you haven't been around that long. what the fuck? now you're bout to infiltrate an enemy base!?!?!

"can i just wait in the car?"

"no." price

"i'm gonna vomit."

"aim at the enemy." ghost

people think that because you're suddenly in this badass task force that surely they're just using you for your assets.

they all think you're the 141 barracks bunny. and maybe you should be pissed or annoyed or grossed out. but all you can do is sigh and pause from the burger price got you, and let out a long exhale.

"fuck... maybe i can just do onlyfans or be a pornstar... shit maybe it's not too late..."

"military is bascially sex work - selling my body..."

"not that different from what i'm doing now. body being used, check. body sore in the strangest places, check."

your tone so empty, blank and nonchalant, but there's a serious look in your eyes that when you grab your phone out to maybe do a little research on how you could do that, your phone is snatched from your hand by one of the guys and they walk out the room without a second look back.

with an annoyed huff, you go back to eating your burger. but suddenly, you turn to the person who genuinely thought you were a barracks bunny.

"hey you think if i be a barracks bunny i get out of missions and shit?"

"...that's not how it works..." rando.

"fuck."

and maybe you try...

like you go to price's office and the guys are already in there, chatting about something that you should really pay attention too but you can't be assed. instead you unashamedly start to speak...

"if i suck ya'll dicks can i get out the mission?"

"no. you still have to join." gaz says amused

"even if you-" *que long sigh from price* "even if you suck our dicks."

"that's fucked up. i should've done porn."

and with the most hurt and broken-hearted look on your face, you leave the office, closing the door with a dramatic sigh. the guys just stare at the door in... confusion, amusement, and maybe arousal if ya'll dig that

idk man just gimmie more soldier!reader who just really ain't the fucked, there for money, lowkey hungry and doesn't know what the fuck is happening. kinda a pet or little sibling energy that the 141 love.

bonus*

"wait so they aren't sucking our dicks?" *soap says getting slapped in the back of the head by ghost

a/n: brain is rottinnggg. i should be doing so much other shit but... cod just consumes my brain 24/7

[lokittystuckinatree]

I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it

On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful

On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things

Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin