#Ping sound

[siremasterlawrence]

Ping! Factory Reset

Major Hollyoaks StarJamie Lomas has no idea why today of all the days in the world feels so odd to him as he rolls from his side on to his back laying in bed as he takes a deep breath.

He huffs out loud as his wife who is in deep sleep checking him out he tosses on to the floor placing his feet in to the slippers a she rose up and stretches for the morning wake up routine.

He shakes his head vigorously doing all of his effort in ignoring the nagging feeling in his head and he enters the bathroom quietly closing the door as he turns to the mirror he looks up.

The grogginess is very apparent as he bent down a bit switching the knob to let the flow of water run cupping in his hands as he is splashing his flashing with water with a sweet cool effect.

He switch the knobs reaching for the rack across from him wiping his face he places the towel on his neck and stare up in to the mirror he catches his handsome face with a smirk.

He uses his right hand to touch his smooth face gliding down with it as easy as a blade so beautiful done with love he falls for his own body and he completely forgets about his girlfriend.

He can’t stop smiling for some reason he is totally consuming his as his lips spread wide, his teeth show so white and a baffle of giggles exit his mouth filling the room up to the brim.

Unable to turn away from his own imagehe saw a man in the mirror freaking out he spun to the side to see no one is actually there and he once he takes a second look at the mirror.

It’s crazy the strange man places a hand on his shoulder meshing his skin with his as the touch which both frighten and titalating all of his senses into a freaky neurological sensation on a transformational level.

“Who…who are you?”

“I am your new Master”

“What? Fuck no!”

“You have no say in the matter “

“Let me go! Release me”

“Fuck you! You want this”

“I do not want….”

“You want what”

“That is not what I said “

“Are you sure?”

“Fuck yes!”

“So you agree?”

“NO!”

“Ugh! Pathetic “

“Asshole”

“Submit “

“I said I do not want”

“What? You do want to submit right?”

“Yes! I do”

“Hah! I knew it”

“How did you do that?”

The man had enough placing the left hand on his shoulder forcing his hands on to the floor in a kneeling position firmly he hand handles him Jamie feels so lost like a young man being handled by a older mature one for sure.

“Listen to me Jaime let go of yourself “

“Release your soul and relinquish “

Ping! A loud excruciating pain clicks in his head swirling through the upper, lower and middle areas of the brain bouncing in pain in the inner chambers of the wall.

“Ping!”

“Factory Reset!”

“Good boi!”

“Mmmmm”

“Who am I? What’s my name?”

The end

[pharawee]

Bonus:

[lassieposting]

Okay but

Modern Witchers who use an app to find and pick up contracts. Like Fiverr or Uber, but for monster hunters. Witchr.

[ghostly-idiot]

side order was obviously psychological and physical pain for 8 (what else is new) but have you ever thought about how much fun they could've had in certain levels?

mostly with the fact the ∞-ball levels can be a nice session of exposure therapy considering 8 has been an unintentionally traumatized 8-ball murderer for however long they were in the metro (aka: the balls no longer fall!! they're saved!! its a late squidmas miracle!!!!), and also they can occasionally watch from afar as the battering lentos (big boi fishes) somehow solve things while playing with it.

there's also the fact two of the bosses sing BANGERS. absolute icons of their generation. where would we all be without the new idols that are my bois asynchronous rondo and pinging marciale???

also 8 gets to witness the true power of gay moms in the elevator of all places with a very done with life sanitized dj who might as well be their sassy aroace cousin who most definitely talks shit about everyone /j

tl;dr side order is peak comedy at times and fanon 8 should be shown to have at least a bit more fun than ive seen.

imma leave you with this tiktok i found that tempted me to make a character out of the one parallel bobot lookin guy cuz honestly why not

[desktopdinosaur]

He’ll I’ll post this here too- but here are some sketches trapped in my sketch book! The last two are my valentines/love letter au and another one I’m cooking up

Apologies for being late with the next prompt but I just pass out every time I hit my bed lol

[setratwo]

People will now never believe that RnD is my favourite toon 🧍‍♀️

[canisalbus]

I had a dream with Vasco and Machete last night, I don't remember all details, but I do remember people talking about Machete being some sort of fallen angel or something. I even saw flashes of his angelic form in between, I'll have to draw those when I get back home. It was both scary and delightful.

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[victusinveritas]

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

Layton community, with great pleasure I bring you, mysterium chimaerae.

a monsterified Hershel! the physiology is based on a mix of various animals, but the most defining are the Harris's hawk, the tawny owl, foxes, felines, and a bit of deer. More design doodles under the cut, along with a long physiology ramble.

He can stand bipedal, as his back talons are strong enough for it, but it's easier to stand and move quadrupedal. The main body is very slim and flexible, with elasticated skin (meaning muscle + bone is slightly visible, but this is normal). Antlers are mostly for display, but can be used for ramming in an emergency. The wings stay tucked to the body when not in use, protecting him from the elements. The planar disc around his elongated feline-esque face- paired with the ear-like tufts- allows for precise hearing. Four whiskers, two either side of the jaw, give slightly more acute sense. Eyes fix forward permanently, and head turns to watch. The midriff and stomach are fairly receded, while the ribcage and pelvis are fairly sharp but quite short and somewhat collapsible, allowing him to fit into small spaces. The neck, body and tail portions of the spinal column can move independently for greater mobility.

Front legs are long and thin, while back legs are short and strong. This means that he stands full height with back arched, chest forward and shoulders back, and "slinks" with front half rolled forward when walking. When standing bipedal, his front legs come up to the chest to provide balance, the wings lay down rather than flat to the sides, and the back legs splay slightly to provide adequate stance.

The coat is layered. The thinnest fur is dark tan, and very soft and fine. On top of that is the orange fur, which is a little thicker, and mostly for warmth. Then, the topmost dark layer is feathers, which are hydrophobic. Between these, sharing characteristics of both feather and fur, is the chestnut brown covering, which is also slightly water repellant and is quite coarse. Antlers have a thin layer of velvet; the purpose of which is unknown, as he appears to be fully matured. Wings have a black top coat with a singular orange "splotch" each, and an orange underside beholding eye-like markings, possibly for intimidation.

When running, he reaches incredibly high speeds comparable to that of a large feline— the back legs provide driving power, while the front legs, wings and tail provide directional control. Flight is mostly gliding, but he can gain traction in air with enough effort.

Diet is currently not fully known, but he has taken great interest in teas, fruits and vegetables, and carbohydrate-heavy plain foods, with the occasional sweeter meal.

[autoboros]

Glad to see I'm not the only one weirdly enamoured with Asynchronous Rondo

[frookiethesillybilly]

stupid wip I have to share because im gay and sad and I have an exam today

I love how Linnell looks, I want to explode 😁😁😁 I’ve been listening to 32 footsteps like the madman I am when it comes to repeating songs I like

[moonsweetswirl]

kinda sapphic of xianyun to look at guizhong out of tsundere behavior while reminiscing that she's superior in the mechanical arts and made final touches to the guizhong ballista to honor her in memory after many lantern rites. even sees guizhong and madame ping hanging out in the mountains like damn, she wanted to be in a polyamory so bad. but it's okay, ping and xianyun are dating bc it's what guizhong wouldve wanted

[spindle-and-nima]

I wish it was possible to read the thoughts of animals cause I NEED to know what's going on in spindle's hairy little head

I can safely say not much

[scavenger-toll]

murder drones twitter has invented their own version of “i like your shoelaces!” the world is healing

[sparring-spirals]

i also feel like i should note i still havent watched the animated bells hells intro yet. so i hope everyone is ready for me to be ANNOYING AS HELL ABOUT IT, EXTREMELY LATE, the moment i do

[pinchan]

actually what's up with the hallucinations im getting recently in general