#Pfffff

[urghblergh]

💙❤️💛

Inspo 👏

[lalizah]

Was thinking about having a second snarky m-mancer:

M: she just wants to see me naked

MC: my guy, I don't even wanna see you clothed

[headache12]

[aiiwa]

leaning against the doorframe and watching your daughter insist that her daddy searched under her bed for monsters before she goes to sleep. sukuna huffs, “i’m the scariest monster there is to ever roam these lands,” and he puffs when your daughter cackles like he’s just said the funniest joke yet before tugging his arm to hurry up.

[arias-diaryy]

would potentially have a fuck pillow or some variant meant to replicate you: feitan, Phinks? probably nobunaga. bonorenov too, but he doesn’t fuck it he just talks to it.

would not have that: everyone else

[fashionable-deathwish]

"Parkour ist scheiße."

"Ich hätte dir ja gerne geholfen aber weißt ja mein...Knie" 😊

[r3g-p14y3r]

Okay so. I tried cooking dinner (dumplings) last night. That’s the context. That’s all y’all get—

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

Kaladin: I'd rather throw myself in front of a chasm fiend than admit that I don't hate adolin

(willingly throws himself in front of a chasm fiend as bait so shallan can escape)

Kaladin: well fuck

[vickyvicarious]

So mean to himmm.

[girafeduvexin]

[the-elder-polls]

Reverse trick or treat!!

You get… trick!

BETRAYAL

[kofolacitrus]

*Bark bark bark*

[a-neverending-story]

Lov(e) calculate mich! 💕

Soulmates ♥

[mothsaresc4ry]

MY BOYFRIEND IS PERFECT. BYE

[rake-rake]

<- the last one.