#Pathfinder shenanigans

[mandarintea]

I'm currently playing in a Lovecraftian themed Pathfinder game where I'm a clown Bard

And this makes sense to about 5 people but I'm proud of it anyways

[hermitdrabbles56]

The bad thing about playing simple minded hit um hard characters all the time.

Is that you're easily perceived as being as stupid or stupider than your characters.

[calamityardman]

No Context Carrion Crown

[ringmaster-midori]

Hey! A new friend drew this:

It's meeeeeee!

Look at it! LOOK AT IT! Isn't it wonderful? I sure think so!

Kinda looks like I'm up to some mischief. Some shenanigans, even! Hmmmm, maybe I am!

Artwork by @townofcadence

[jackalspine]

So an ongoing bit in my dnd session is that whenever we need money or anyone needs a disguise…. We break out Asmordious The Awesome.

In which my character dons a beard and two other party members fit under my luscious robe and suddenly we are THE GREAT WIZARD ASMORDIOUS

^in this drawing my character isn’t wearing the beard cause I failed my disguise roll so it fell off. (The other two under my robe rolled high on stealth so it was just me…

[gobs-o-dice]

Dice Set #288: Ceanothus

[kitaurita]

Last night, my party managed to roll three fucking nat 1s in a row.

The party separated in a dungeon (bold move, but ok) and two of them were faced with a couple low-level thugs. Even for two characters, these bandits should have been the easiest fucking thing in the world. They should have been able to sneeze and and take them both out with instant onset scarlet fever or sneak up behind them and say "boo" and give them heart attacks. These fuckers had, like, twelve hit points.

And yet... no one was able to roll above an eight for multiple rounds. The thugs were rolling horribly too.

The three nat 1s happened in a row. The paladin swung his longsword and got stuck in the wall. The wizard hurled a bolt of fireball at the paladin, and this encounter would have killed him if I didn't let the wizard reroll getting max damage. And then the paladin ripped his sword out of the wall and promptly dropped it straight through his foot.

I'm imagining these low-level bandit thugs, positioned as watch on yet another boring day to pay the bills, and then spending more than a full round watching the intruders beat the fuck out of each other.

Had the opponents not been so low level, I probably would have just let this 0.0125 percent chance event fucking kill the players.

The roll that finally broke the streak was a 3.

[sualne]

the party hanging out at the tavern.

based on this:

[homiecid3]

Concept designs for home-brew characters for the “forgotten king campaign”

Pumpkin man: Jack (Jackie Lequoix)

Baby Strix: Hirko Renodet

[sinsofsinister]

pathfinder backup visuals

[glacial-art]

Little character portraits for artfight

[hermitdrabbles56]

This just in, still sword fighting a wall

[calamityardman]

just a very normal group of people

[calluna-of-the-grey]

my friend just described Regill's test with the hellknight outpost where him and my commander Kiki first actually teamed up as "the worlds craziest job interview" and this has spawned the need to shove these silly little guys into a supermarket au because oh the shenanigans that could be had and the metaphor continued as I was describing what happens right before the abyss arc, with the Queen

[grimvestige]

Arturus (played by @emmettkane ) might have managed to press on of Tiarnan's very few buttons in their first ever one-on-one chat. They've since smoothed things over, but things are a bit complicated when both your peoples have a history of killing eachother.

Timelapse under the cut, and as always reblogs help your local tumblr artist more than likes 💞

[druzysaur]

forgot to post a meme drawing