Place to go off about my aus because I need to talk without driving my friends nuts when they have no idea what I'm going off about. and for some reason this is the only hell site I feel safe on. Main blog: Paradoxical-hermitcrab so if you get that weirdo responding to you, don't panick, it's the same weirdo. they/them...? and you can jus call me Hermit..
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Can you give Hunter the soda for me?

I think it would be funny if he passed it around to the rest of the gang like it's show and tell
And everyone gets a sip. They must all partake of the soda
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I may be dead as shit
But
I ain't forgotten about yall, and I hope yall are doing okay.
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Yo- I found the porcupine!Time au- I love it!! I came across it a long while ago and decided to go and rediscover it! Ughhh I live for feral parenting
🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad!!
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YOU
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*flops on you* I am blanket now
Pokes you
*pokes you back*
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Pancake need blanket?
Pokes you
*pokes you back*
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A very flat pancake
Pokes you
*pokes you back*
#that's wonderful!!#im happy to hear that#and youre doing great! even if your struggling with burnout im proud of you#youre doing fantastic
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0Ao
Pokes you
*pokes you back*
#honestly?#not suuuper great#but i am functional and not crying#so thats something#how about you? how have you been?
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Pokes you
*pokes you back*
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HELLoooooooooooooooo ^^)/
Hai! 🤣🤣🤣
How are you?
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Nothing quite like being terrorized at 4 in the morning by a massive pregnant wolfspider because your fucking lizard brain decided that sleep was for the week let's just watch d&d podcasts all fucking night
#hermit rambles#6 FUCKING TIMES THIS BITCH CAME BACK TO TORTURE ME#balls of fucking steel#could tell i KNEw what qas up and took full fucking advantage#THEN SPRINTS AT MY ASS LAST SECOND#SENDING ME INTO FULL SUGAR GLIDER MODE AS I TRY TO CLAMBER OUT OF THE FUCKING GARAGE#gods in hell#IVE GOTTEN USED TO SPIDERS BUT BLEASE I HAVE MY FUCKING LIMITS!!!
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This just made my whole God damn week worth it 😂😂
How it Must Have Happened the First Time
Strickler: Rule 1, there is honor among assassins
Strickler: Rule 2, THERE IS NO RULE ONE!
Strickler: Rule 3-
Jim: I know this one!
Jim: *kick*
Strickler: *pained* No. That is *not* Rule 3
Nomura: Appropriately ruthless, though.
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That hell when you dropped a hyper fixation so hard and so fast you can not remember jack shit of the fic plots you thought of.
Yet the shit you wrote was actually pretty fucking good so it's really irritating THAT YOU CANT REMEMBER
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!!!!!! That's really cool!!! Could I see the vest too?







Hai
oh wow look at the colours of those
and the BEE
I love them
how are you!
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~z
Hai there
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Ooooo so pretty!!!! Is it for a costume?







Hai
oh wow look at the colours of those
and the BEE
I love them
how are you!
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