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Since we’re speculating about fjorester’s wedding invites…
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I am obsessed with the fact that the Veilguard all gathers round to watch Solas's saddest memories and then dissects them like it's an episode of Desperate Housewives. 10/10 no notes, exactly what he deserves.
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im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say
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Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life
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postwar aizawa <3
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definitely one of the funniest phenomena on this site was when straycatj was starting to get popular and the woman running the blog referred/refers to herself as "landlady" because she's typing from the perspective of Mr. J who views her as his landlady and then ppl on here with no critical thinking skills thought she was an actual landlord and started trying to cancel her
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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
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okay here's some actual life advice for new parents
go to the library.
those toddler reading times are actually community-building events where you can meet fellow new parents with children the same age as your kid. you know how it's hard to socialize with all your friends, especially if they don't have young children? well here's a group of people that are far more likely to understand your situation and have free time that isn't after 9 pm on a school night. plus your kids can learn how to socialize with their own peer group. AND it's free
do NOT show up and scroll thru ur phone the entire time, the library isnt daycare, you need to be present too
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