#Paraspiteful

[reeve-in-a-suit]

that took a hard left turn at the end that made me laugh but damn if your paragraphs weren’t paraspitting

I desperately need to organize my thoughts but if I don’t get this out now I will forget it, so take some vague circular incoherent ramblings about Jason motherfucking Grace.

Jason Grace has this weird kind bluntness about him that I desperately need to study. He’s so normal in a fucked up way. Almost regular. Almost an Average Kid. Brutally honest and kind and pragmatic. He wakes up on a bus with no memory, holding hands with a girl, and he’s immediately like “What the fuck. Who are you people. Where am I. Who am I?” Doesn’t even try to play along to figure out what’s happening.

One of the first things he says to Leo is “You’re weird.” Just “You’re weird.”

Jason is judgy as fuck!! Like!! Such a judgmental motherfucker!!! “If Leo is his best friend, then his life is seriously messed up.” Like!!! What the fuck!!! Be nicer to the man you fall madly in love with!!!

He sees Mean Kid (monster) Dylan and immediately goes “fuck that dude.” (“Jason hated him instantly.”) He even mentally makes fun of the guy’s outfit!!! And he roasts the shit out of Dylan’s fucking shiny ass teeth!! He sees two girls being mean to Piper and he literally, despite not knowing where he is or why he’s there, tries to fight them!! And Leo is the only thing holding him back from immediately throwing hands!!

Mr. “I can’t even take Leo out for burgers bc he’ll set the restaurant on fire.” After the 1 (one) time Leo gets too excited and bursts into flame. (Leo not being able to control his powers as a consequence of finally starting to use them after years of repression is something i WILL be talking about another time)

Jason is a judgy, brutally honest bitch. Like, he’s kind and good natured and strong. But years of being raised by wolves, strict deadly Romans, and being praetor have made him a little bit harsh. Rough around the edges. Just a bit off. This is the dude who was like “hm. Yeah I know Nico’s ur boy but… world is ending. So.” He’s been raised to be pragmatic. Make snap judgements. Be harsh. Be deadly. Like, reading his PoV is so different from the fandom characterization.

Jason is wittier, snappier, and wayyy more regular teenage boyish than I thought. He just has that Roman Demigod Edge to him… the part of him that was trained to scream “MONSTERS! MIST! MAGIC! DANGER!!!” even when he had no memory. I need to study this boy so badly. He’s fucking fascinating.

Bc for all his judgement, he grows so quickly attached to people. Like, it doesn’t take long for him to be fiercely loyal to Piper and Leo and Camp Halfblood. I think that’s because they accepted and loved an imperfect him, and while Expectations were still there, expectations he’s been haunted by his whole life, they’re lesser. Bc Piper and Leo don’t know shit fuck about the mythical world. And the rest of the seven are just as strong and capable as Jason, so he has no need to lead. I don’t know. Jason Grace drives me crazy. Marching to his destiny like a good little soldier. No other options for a son of Jupiter. Have to be strongest, have to be praetor, have to lead a legion-

He loves Nico like a best friend. He adores and admires Leo’s wit and talent and smarts, something that is mentioned a lot in his POV. (While also pointing out Leo’s bullshit.) He envies and admires Percy’s strength. He loves Piper’s brashness and heart. He loves them all. I don’t know. He’s quick to judge but he’s even quicker to change his mind. I forgot where I was going with this. Jason Grace has always been a hero at heart and a soldier since age 4 and I think that’s why some people think he’s boring. He’s trained to be serious and stuff. We don’t get to see him goof around very much, except for with Leo, and Leo does most of the goofs. And I would love to know who Jason Grace, judgmental pragmatic kindhearted bitch, would be if he just got to be a regular teenager.

And I think that’s why he loved camp Halfblood. It gave him half a chance at being half normal. What’s one more big three kid? There’s no strict orders or rules to follow or shape him there. But unfortunately, Jason, hero at heart, soldier since age 4, trained to be selfless, trained to give everything up for the greater good, was never going to get a happy ending. Never get a chance at what Percy Jackson found. Being a demigod kills people. And Jason was one from birth, to his very core.

I think part of him would be relieved, at that. Knowing that Percy Jackson, hero with a happy ending, is someone he will never be. Never overcome or surpass. Yeah, it’s the exact reason they’re rivals, too similar to not be compared, yeah it hurts his pride and goes against everything he was raised to be, and yeah he’s had a few silent breakdowns over it, but there’s relief in knowing he’d never win. Being in Percy’s shadow at Camp Halfblood means he can be out of the spotlight. Die a hero’s death while knowing there is no other option. There’s peace in that.

Anyway New Rome represents heteronormativity and Camp Halfblood is Jason figuring out he’s gay. I will not take criticism.

[ajs-rainbowdash]

*paraspites begin eating your bed*

NO! NOT THESE THINGS AGAIN!!

[karniz]

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[thanksfirefly]

I like that they eat the outfits but not the mannequins, just to spite Rarity

hehe more like paraspites am i ri

ACTUALLY WAIT

They’re not eating the books, or even the pages, they’re straight-up just eating the WORDS RIGHT OFF THE PAGES.

Okay yea I think the parasprites really are driven purely by spite at this point.

[batkidsandco]

Hey anyone remember Paraspite City? Well I’m working on the next chapter. 

[nox-lunarwing]

Well other than its success It could mean swarm gets doubled or other various effects depends on if it Is an ability or just roleplay action.

But It Ultimately depends on your dm (dungeon master) to decide.

So lets say for example I am the dm and that releasing the paraspites was an roleplay action.

I could decide to have a preplanned course to have happen, have a set of outcomes I can roll for from a table I have made, or just wing it and improve what happens.

So I could say

"The paraspites upon release Immediately devour all the food in the surrounding area, however they are still hungry and you and your group look mighty tasty!"

"Roll for initiative!"

This is just one example of many, many outcomes.

(DnD randomness for Twilight) I roll to release the parasprite swarm!! *rolls dice*

I'm not sure what this means as I've never played DnD

[undertheroses]

(command) Chysalis: eat this cute creature while its still alive! *said passing you a box while holding a camera*

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

“Ahhh Chysalis, what good timing! I was just thinking about you and that lovely gift you gave me..Come, let me show you my gratitude right now.“

Double Delight ignored the command magic all together and her horn suddenly started to glow. Soon one could hear the high pitched sounds of angry, snapping snarls, and the sound of insect wings rabidly flapping and buzzing.

Double Delightjust summoned the very same army of Parasprites she somehow corrupted a while ago. The pink and white colored swarm now bearing their teeth aggressively started surrounding Chrysalis and began attacking her with violent, relentless vigor.   

While the Paraspites were busy with Chrysalis. Double Delight quickly set the camera up so it can record the attack, then took the box with the adorable creature inside the house.

“I don’t know what you are little guy..But you are indeed very cute! I’m going to feed you, hug you and call you George!“

[thewritenerd]

Today’s word count: 2′743

Story(s): Paraspite City

Best line(s): (I couldn’t pick) Normally Tim would have laughed at this, but the way Nightwing’s smile didn’t reach his eyes stopped him. This was pretty bad. 

He walked over to Duke, who had spoken, and laid a hand on his shoulder. But he said nothing. What could he say?

They looked sick, their faces were paler, Tim  looked almost transparent, and they seemed to have lost weight but they were alive. 

“Wow you look like a corpse.” “I feel like one.” He admitted.

“With Drake’s stature that shouldn’t be a challenge.” Damian added. 

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Paraspite City

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CSIgj5

by theunseeliemperoress

The city of Gotham has been infected by an alien species called Paraspites which kill their hosts in a few weeks. Placed under quarantine the whole city waits to die. But all is not what it seems.

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth

Additional Tags: AU, Body Horror, Alien OC, mutant AU, monster au, powers au, i just really like body horror/mutation stuff ok

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CSIgj5

[ao3feed-timdrake]

Paraspite City

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CSIgj5

by theunseeliemperoress

The city of Gotham has been infected by an alien species called Paraspites which kill their hosts in a few weeks. Placed under quarantine the whole city waits to die. But all is not what it seems.

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth

Additional Tags: AU, Body Horror, Alien OC, mutant AU, monster au, powers au, i just really like body horror/mutation stuff ok

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CSIgj5

[karniz]

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[batkidsandco]

What’s this? Two chapters in one day!? 

A story I’m writing based on this post

[batkidsandco]

Update I posted the first chapter (not much happens but I’ll get on chapter 2 after tea)

[undertheroses]

(present from chrysalis) a swarm of parasprites with a note that simply reads "enjoy : love chrysalis"

Double Delight looked calm and eerily unconcerned as the swarm of parasprites flew at her. Grinning away as she merely used her magic to instantly grew a wall of shrubbery directly from the ground.

The shrubbery itself revealed to be some sort of flower bush as it was already blooming with beautiful, yet ominous looking white roses. Which the parasprites started to consume with vigor.

With every rose a parasprite fully ate, the paraspite itself changed into a bigger, stronger, pink and white variation of it’s previous form and suddenly had a glazed,controlled look in it’s eyes. Soon the whole swarm was affected by the rose’s strange infulence. All lovingly hovering over Double Delight as if she were their mother queen.

“Hmhmhmhmmm. I’ve always wanted my own little army of these guys. So thanks Chrysalis.”

[batkidsandco]

Chapter 3 of Paraspite city is up