#Paige Duncan

[roesolo]

I Am Jack: A Story of Imagination

 I Am Jack: A Story of Imagination, by Paige Duncan/Illustrated by Julia Moroko, (Oct. 2024, Front Porch Collective), $24.99, ISBN: 9798218537722 Ages 3-6 A little boy and his mom play outside together; as he dons different outfits, Jack’s mom wonders aloud what he is. He proudly proclaims, “I am Jack!” every time. The book’s structure is set in a question-and-answer format, with Mom guessing at…

[elijones94]

🥀 I haven’t drawn Belle in quite a while. Back in 2020, I had drawn her holding Aladdin’s lamp. Quite similarly to what I do when drawing Ariel, whenever I’m drawing Belle, I refer back to drawings and scenes done by her two supervising animators, James Baxter and Mark Henn. Both animators handled Belle differently artistically. Henn mostly animated Belle while he was at Disney’s satellite studio in Florida and did more footage of her than Baxter. Henn’s scenes are of her first encounter with the Beast, her sneaking into the West Wing, the “Something There” sequence, and the Beast’s death and resurrection scene. Baxter depicted Belle as a mature and sophisticated and it proved a perfect balance with Henn’s interpretation of the character as a sweet, warm, and curious girl. 🥀

[fruitbasketball]

man

what a season

probably one of the most difficult seasons i’ve ever witnessed

aaliyah, queen of the north, big li - we love you dude. you didn’t always get the credit you deserved, but your name is gonna be on that wall now. you left your legacy at uconn. God willing, you’re not gonna be remembered by that stupid foul at the end of a historic game. you’re gonna be remembered for being the steady heartbeat of this team. for missing virtually no games in your career. for your tim duncan up and and under, for your box outs and your game day tiktoks and instagram stories. you’re gonna remembered as one of the best huskies to ever do it.

nika, croatian baddie, secretary of defense - saying goodbye to you was always gonna be hard. your fire, your passion for the game; they’re unmatched. you have this drive to get better, to be stronger, to play harder, and you make everyone around you that much smarter. you deserved a better ending to your college career, but let that last game serve as a reminder that you locked caitlin clark the fuck up. and you’re a two way dawg, too; that all time assist record, single-game assist record, and single season assist record all prove it. that is your legacy. not some fuckass game that ended on some fuckass call.

we all know y’all deserved better than that. you deserved one last game together, all three of you seniors. you deserved to play for the national title as a senior class. but you deserved more than that. you deserved a season not plagued with injuries. you deserved a full roster. you deserved more from the media than what you got: lowest ap ranking, lowest seeding in the tournament. you deserved credit for everything you gave this program and this team.

and even though you didn’t always get that, you kept fighting.

i feel like i’m in denial. because there’s no way that i’ve been watching these two for the past four years and their careers just ended on a random friday. and i feel stupid, pleading for just one more game. one more chance to eee paige and aaliyah’s shaq and kobe 2 man. one more chance to see nika put the clamps on someone. but you guys did geno and uconn right. you did husky nation right.

and we love you more than words can express <3

[dw-flagler]

BLONDE WILDBOW CHARACTERS

Every wildbow character with hair color described as blonde or similar to blonde. Characters are listed in alphabetical order.

A character's category is determined by their debut appearance. Though Lisa Wilbourn appears in both Worm and Ward, she will be listed as a Worm character, and not as a Ward character.

WORM:

Ashley Stillons I (Damsel of Distress)

Ava ? (Cuff)¹

Brad Meadows (Hookwolf)

Carol Dallon (Brandish)

Crystal Pelham (Laserdream)

Dean Stansfield (Gallant)

Elijah Mathers (Valefor) (Later dyes white)

Elle ? (Labyrinth)

Emily Piggot

Eric Pelham (Shielder)

Gabriel Maxberry (King)

Glastig Uaine/Valkyrie

Greg Veder (The Worst)

Hero

Hoyden

Jaager Charles (Gasconade) (Appears ONLY in PRT Quest)

Jeanne Wynn/Brown (Citrine)

Jessica Biermann (Fenja)

Katherine Oldershaw (Grace)

Kurt Wynn (Harbinger/Number Man)

Leonid(?)

Lisa Wilbourn (Tattletale)

Marissa Newland (Sundancer)

Melody Jurist (Cricket)

Mike ? (Lightstar)

Missy Biron (Vista)

Mrs. Knott

Neil Pelham (Manpower)

Nessa Bierman (Menja)

Oliver ? (Oliver)

Principal Blackwell

Riley Grace Davis (Bonesaw)

Sam ? (Prism)

Sarah Pelham (Lady Photon)

Tammi Herren (Rune/Scribe) (last name presumed)

"Tom Moss" (Acidbath)

Victoria Dallon (Glory Girl/Antares)

"White Fairy"²

Blonde Adjacent:

Alabaster (white hair)

Kamil Armstrong (white hair)

Madeline ? (Winter) (white hair)

Paige Mcabee (Canary) (yellow feathers, hair unknown)

Polka (white hair)

Scion (gold hair)

Scrub (white hair)

The Simurgh (silver hair)

Worm has: 38 blonde characters, and 8 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 46.

WARD

Ashley Stillons II (Swansong)

Ashley Stillons III (Damsel of Distress)

Axehead? (Presumed)³

Bianca ? (Goddess)

Harbinger V (Limerick)

Hunter ? (Mincemaid)

Jay ?

Kathlee Rosenthal (Monokeros)¹

Lachlan ?

Lionwing

Moose

Mr. Drowsing

Nate ? (Reconciliation)

Paris

Rain O'Fire Fraizer (Precipice)

Ryan ? (Cradle)

Samuel Vasil

William Giles (Scapegoat)

Blonde Adjacent:

Anita Vera (white hair)

Christine Mathers (Mama Mathers) (silver hair)

Coiffure (silver hair)

Colt (Colt) (bleached hair)

Dino (silver hair)

Egg (yellow hair)

Engel ("glowing" hair)

Enyo (silver hair)

Foggy Idea (gray dyed hair)

Nailbiter (bleached hair)

Presley ? (gray-white dyed hair)

Vince Crowley (poorly-bleached hair)

Voltrage ("pale" hair)

Ward has: 18 blonde characters, and 13 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 31.

PACT:

Blake Thorburn

Chloe Duchamp

Diana Thompson

James Thorburn

Joanna Duchamp

Lea Duchamp

Lola Duchamp

Paul Thorburn

Penelope Duchamp

Peter Thorburn

Rose Thorburn Jr.

Rose Thorburn Sr.

Roxanne Thorburn

Sandra Duchamp

The Briar Girl

Blonde Adjacent

Malcolm "Fell" Atwell ("light" hair)

Pact has: 15 blonde characters, and 1 blonde-adjacent character, for a total of 16.

TWIG:

The Baron Richmond

The Duke of Francis

Duncan Lambsbridge

Emily Gage

Gordon Lambsbridge(?)

Helen Ibott

Jamie Lambsbridge

Jessie Ewesmont

Lord Carling

Lord King

Lord Leeds

Marcella

The Duke of Francis

The Twins (counts as 2)

BLONDE ADJACENT

Lady Glora ("pale of hair")

Lara (white hair)

Nora (white hair)

Twig has: 15 blonde characters, and 3 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 18.

PALE:

America Tedd

Anthem Tedd

Avery Kelly

Edith James

Eloise Miraz

Freak (of Freak & Squeak)

Gillian Ross

Liberty Tedd

Reggie the Composite Kid

Snowdrop

The Family Man

Ulysses Miraz

Wallace Davis

BLONDE ADJACENT

Mrs. Schaff (white hair)

Crooked Rook (white hair)

Gemma Duchamp (Grey hair)

Luna Hare (white hair)

Pale has: 13 blonde characters, and 4 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 17.

CLAW:

"Valentina's Mom & Sister"

Claw has: 2 blonde characters, and 0 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 2.⁴

Notes

¹ Both cuff and monokeros are noted to have dark hair in Ward while having blonde hair in their original appearances (Worm and WD Helena respectively).

² White Fairy is Mr. Gladly's girlfriend and a prolific redditor who is seen during the leviathan battle and the PHO greg interlude. deep cut. As a mortal enemy of greg veder, please treat her with appropriate respect.

³ Axehead is never seen in ward. However, Titan Skadi (who forms from Axehead) is described as having golden hair. I am presuming that this is from axehead the human having blonde hair.

⁴ Literally 1 person told me any characters from claw. i haven't read it. there's more than 2, but i haven't seen anything.

[thatbiologist]

G’eth Character Name Bank

First Names

Masculine Names

Alfred, Andrew, Arlo, Arthur, Balthazar, Barry, Ben, Benedick, Bernard, Burchard, Cedric, Charibert, Crispin, Cyrill, Daegal, Derek, Digory, Drustan, Duncan, Edmund, Edwin, Elric, Evaine, Frederick, Geffery, George, Godfreed, Gregory, Guy, Harris, Harry, Horsa, Hugh, Humphrey, Iago, Jack, Jeremy, John, Kazamir, Kenric, Lawrence, Leoric, Lorik, Luke, Lynton, Lysander, Madoc, Magnus, Maukolum, Micheal, Miles, Milhouse, Mordred, Mosseus, Ori, Orvyn, Neville, Norbert, Nycolas, Paul, Percival, Randulf, Richard, Robert, Roderick, Stephen, Tennys, Theodoric, Thomas, Tristan, Tybalt, Victor, Vincent, Vortimer, Willcock, Willian, Wymond

Feminine Names

Adelin, Alice, Amelia, Beatrix, Beryl, Bogdana, Branwyne, Brigida, Catalina, Catherine, Claudia, Crystina, Deanna, Desdemona, Elaine, Elinora, Eliza, Enide, Eva, Ferelith, Fiora, Freya, Gertrude, Gregoria, Gueanor, Gwen, Gwendolyn, Hannah, Hegelina, Helen, Helga, Heloise, Henrietta, Igraine, Imogen, Jacquelyn, Jane, Jean, Jenny, Jill, Juliana, Juliet, Katie, Leela, Lettice, Lilibet, Lilith, Lucy, Luthera, Luz, Lyra, Malyna, Margherita, Marion, Meryl, Millie, Miranda, Molle, Morgana, Morgause, Nezetta, Nina, Novella, Olwen, Oriana, Oriolda, Osanna, Pamela, Petra, Philippa, Revna, Rohez, Rosalind, Rose, Sallie, Sarra, Serphina, Sif, Simona, Sophie, Thomasine, Tiffany, Ursula, Viola, Winifred, Yrsa, Ysabella, Yvaine, Zelda, Zillah

Gender-Neutral/Unisex Names

Adrian, Alex, Aiden, Arden, Ariel, Auden, Avery, Bailey, Blaire, Blake, Brett, Breslin, Caelan, Cadain, Cameron, Charlie, Dagon, Dana, Darby, Darra, Devon, Drew, Dylan, Evan, Felize, Fenix, Fernley, Finley, Glenn, Gavyn, Haskell, Hayden, Hunter, Jace, Jaime, Jesse, Jo, Kai, Kane, Karter, Kieran, Kylin, Landon, Leslie, Mallory, Marin, Meritt, Morgan, Nell, Noel, Oakley, Otzar, Paris, Peregrine, Quant, Quyn, Reagan, Remy, Robin, Rowan, Ryan, Sam, Samar, Sasha, Sloan, Stace, Tatum, Teegan, Terrin, Urbain, Vahn, Valo, Vick, Wallace, Waverly, Whitney, Yardley, Yarden, Zasha

Surnames

Surnames, Patrilineal - First Name (Patrilineal Surname)

Ace, Allaire, Appel, Arrow, Baker, Bamford, Barnard, Beckett, Berryann, Blakewood, Blanning, Bigge, Binns, Bisby, Brewer, Brickenden, Brooker, Browne, Buller, Carey, Carpenter, Carter, Cheeseman, Clarke, Cooper, Ead, Elwood, Emory, Farmer, Fish, Fisher, Fitzroy, Fletcher, Foreman, Foster, Fuller, Galahad, Gerard, Graves, Grover, Harlow, Hawkins, Hayward, Hill, Holley, Holt, Hunter, Jester, Kerr, Kirk, Leigh, MacGuffin, Maddock, Mason, Maynard, Mercer, Miller, Nash, Paige, Payne, Pernelle, Raleigh, Ryder, Scroggs, Seller, Shepard, Shore, Slater, Smith, Tanner, Taylor, Thatcher, Thorn, Tilly, Turner, Underwood, Vaughan, Walter, Webb, Wilde, Wood, Wren, Wyatt, Wynne

Surnames, Townships in G’eth - First Name of (Location)

Abelforth, Argent Keep, Barrow Springs, Barrowmere, Bedford, Brunhelm, Bumble, Casterfalls, Dunbridge, Falmore Forest, Folk’s Bounty, Frostmaid, Fulstad, Heller’s Crossing, Hertfordshire, Humberdale, Inkwater, Little Avery, Marrowton, Mistfall, Mistmire, Morcow, Necropolis-on-Sea, Otherway, Parsendale, Piddlehinton, Port Fairwind, Redcastle, Ransom, Rutherglen, Saint Crois, Tanner’s Folly, Tavern’s Point, Wilmington

Surnames, Geographical Locations in G’eth - First Name of the (Location)

Cove of Calamity, Deep Woods of Falmore, Eastern Isles, Eastern Mountains, Foothills, Frozen Peak, Lakes, Maegor Cobblestones, Northern Mountains, Southern Isle, Tangle, West Coast, Wild Wild Woods, Woods of Angarad

Surnames, Nickname - First Name the (Something) 

Bald, Bastard, Bear, Bearded, Big, Bird, Bold, Brave, Broken, Butcher, Bruiser, Careless, Caring, Charitable, Clever, Clumsy, Cold, Confessor, Coward, Crow, Cyclops, Devious, Devoted, Dog, Dragonheart, Dreamer, Elder, Faithful, Fearless, Fey, Fool, Friend, Generous, Giant, Goldheart, Goldfang, Gouty, Gracious, Great, Hag, Handsome, Hawk, Honest, Huge, Humble, Hungry, Hunter, Innocent, Ironfist, Ironside, Keeper, Kind, Lesser, Liar, Lionheart, Little, Loyal, Magical, Mercenary, Merchant, Messenger, Old, Orphan, Pale, Polite, Poet, Poor, Prodigy, Prophet, Proud, Reliable, Romantic, Rude, Selfish, Sellsword, Scab, Scholar, Shield, Shy, Singer, Sirrah, Slayer, Slug, Small, Stoneheart, Swift, Tadde, Talented, Tart, Tenacious, Timid, Tiny, Tough, Traveller, Trusted, Truthful, Viper, Wizard, Wolf, Wyrm

[the-bar-sinister]

I cast "precision tactical strike" on people my age:

Youtube Playlist link

Every Morning - Sugar Ray

The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You (Theme From FRIENDS)

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta

Sugar Ray - Fly

OMC - How Bizarre (Official Music Video)

Sublime - What I Got (Clean Edited Version)

Semi-Charmed Life (2006 Remaster)

Tal Bachman - She's So High (Official Video)

Ace of Base - Cruel Summer (Lyric Video)

Santana - Smooth (Stereo) ft. Rob Thomas

Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle (Official Video)

Fastball- The Way (HQ)

Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos

Shakira - Te Aviso, Te Anuncio (Tango) (Official HD Video)

Summer Girls - LFO

Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy (Official HD Video)

Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca (audio)

Goldfinger - Superman (Official Audio)

Shaggy - It Wasn't Me (Video)

Sheryl Crow - Soak Up The Sun

Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My HandIncubus - Drive

Vertical Horizon - Everything You Want

Blues Traveler - Hook (Official Music Video)

Weezer - Island In The Sun (Official Music Video)

Gin Blossoms - Follow You Down (Official Music Video)

Everclear - Santa Monica (Official Music Video)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication (Official Music Video) [HD UPGRADE]

Backstreet Boys - Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely (Official Video)

JENNIFER PAIGE 'CRUSH' - Original Version (Official Video) HQ

Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack (Official Music Video)

Jennifer Lopez - If You Had My Love (Official Video)

Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing (Official Video)

Ace of Base - The Sign (Official Music Video)

TLC - Waterfalls (Official HD Video)

Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills

Hanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)

Len - Steal My Sunshine

Bare Naked Ladies - One week lyrics

Katy Perry - California Gurls (Lyrics) Feat. Snoop Dogg

Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down) Lyrics

Savage Garden - I Want You

Meredith Brooks - I'm a bitch i'm a lover (with Lyrics)

Meet Virginia - Train (with lyrics)

Marcy Playground - Sex & Candy (Official Music Video)

[mybloodygrimsey]

okay so I made names for bully genderbends, some of them are blank because my brain blanked out so lmk if u have any ideas!

preps

derby - debra

bif - bri

pinky - preston

tad - tatum

bryce - brynn

chad - chelsea

parker - paige

gord - gab

justin - justina

greasers

johnny - joanna

peanut (larry) - peanut (laura)

lola - louis

lefty - righty (this is so fucking stupid)

ricky - rachel

hal - halena

norton - nora

vance - vanessa

lucky - lucy

nerds

earnest - earnestine

melvin -

beatrice - benjamin

bucky - bailey

algie -

cornelius -

donald -

fatty - ...fatty

thad -

jocks

ted - tiff

damon -

mandy - michael

juri -

casey - cassey

bo -

dan -

kirby - kimberly

luis -

bob -

bullies

russell - rusela

davis -

trent -

wade -

ethan -

tom -

troy -

non clique

constantinos -

eunice - ezekiel

ivan -

gloria -

gordon -

karen -

sheldon -

lance -

angie - aiden

christy - chris

melody -

ray -

pedro -

trevor -

townies

edger - edina

omar -

zoe - zak

otto -

duncan -

gurney -

jerry -

leon -

[sharpvst]

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I wasn't in 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 with 𝑯𝑰𝑴.

I know everyone 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 I was . .

I 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭.

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the melancholic tales of oilver quick.

short drabbles.

trigger warnings ; mature themes , obsession , a small mention of a eating disorder.

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𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.

morning sunlight cascades over oilver's vampiric pale skin , rays hitting his delicate skin with a slight hiss. all that could be heard was the hum of water rushing - 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒙 is awake.

yawn - eyes roll back as he listens to the water rush into the porcelain sink , thoughts of felix flood his mind like a typhoon. the thought of felix standing at the basin whilst washing his face - thought's of felix brushing his grimy teeth and sitting straight into the drain. he is consumed by these thoughts , ideals.

oilver stands , slight tip toe as he slowly walks towards their shared bathroom . . the mohagany door is cracked. oilver peers into the room - spotting a shirtless felix brushing his teeth. he imagines what it tastes like , , what 𝒉𝒆 tastes like. he assumes felix tastes citrusy - or maybe even savory. whatever the case - oilver is dying to have a taste for himself.

oilver stands still for a moment - letting the moment pass as he admires the subject of his undying love. he gets this metallic tang stuck in his mouth , now gaping open. spit lines chapped lips as he stares into the void known as felix catton.

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 .

𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒.

breakfast - all lined around the table as duncan touches up what looks undesirable. the family trickles in one by one.

elspeth - then sir james.

then venetia.

then farleigh.

then felix.

then 𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑟.

sat besides his admirer venetia he can feel her soft gaze hitting him - she smiles , but gains no response from oilver as he stares over at felix. her smile fades , but at the last moment oilver looks over at her - making her feel like their the only two in the room. he stares with foux desire , and the mischievous farleigh takes note. farleigh can tell that just like last year - she's hooked on felix's best friend. ( that should be him. )

farleigh scoffs - hazel eyes roll as he turns his attention back down to his full plate. he hasn't touched it. neither has venetia.

felix all the while is oblivious of course , chews his food with vigor. oilver deuces that's what he likes about felix. his sweet naive felix. unknowing of anything other than himself. although purely selfish felix has a heart. a tainted heart , but a heart.

oilver's calloused hand drives underneath the table - silence fills the room as he taps the inside of venetia's thigh , she shivers. she picks up her fork and slowly begins to take bites of her eggs. she listen's like a good little pet. she's wrapped around oilver's dirty finger. in a way - all of them are.

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭.

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author's notes ;

hello!! i'm paige ( she / her ) I'm currently OBESSED with saltburn!! I really wanted to write about saltburn - but didn't know where to start. so these are just a few drabbles I thought of. I loved writing these short little stories about oilver in saltburn - it's kinda like a character study. let me know if you guys enjoyed this!! I will be writing more of this content!! (:

[incrediblyfastfilms]

T H E C A S T

K y l e M a c l a c h l a n a s FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper , Cooper's Doppleganger and Dougie Jones

N a o m i W a t t s a s Janey - E Jones

L a u r a D e r n as Diane Evans

R o b e r t F o r s t e r a s Sheriff Frank Truman

J e n n i f e r J a s o n L e i g h a s Chantel Hutchens

T i m R o t h a s Gary "Hutch" Hutchens

T o m S i z e m o r e a s Anthony Sinclair

R o b e r t K n e p p e r a s Rodney Mitchum and J i m B e l u s i a s Bradley Mithchum

M i g u e l F e r r e r FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield and D a v i d L y n c h a s FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole

C h r y s t a B e l l a s FBI Agent Tamara "Tammy" Preston

M a t t h e w L i l l a r d a s Bill Hastings

P a t r i c k F i s c h l e r a s Duncan Todd

D o n M u r r a y a s Bushnell Mullins

A m y S h i e l s a s Candie

H a r r y G o a z a s Police Deputy Andy Brennan M i c h a e l C e r a a s Wally Brennan K i m m y R o b e r t s o n a s Lucy Brennan

M i c h a e l H o r s e a s Deputy Police Chief Hawk

C a t h e r i n e C o u l s o n a s Margaret Lanterman, or "the Log Lady"

D a n a A s h b r o o k a s Police Deputy Robert Briggs

M a d c h e n A m i c k a s Shelly Briggs

S h e r i l y n F e n n a s Audrey Horne

A s h l e y J u d d a s Beverley Paige R i c h a r d B e y m e r a s Ben Horne & D a v i d P a t r i c k K e l l y a s Jerry Horne

R u s s T a m b l y n a s Dr. Lawrence Jacoby

P e g g y L i p t o n a s Norma Jennings

H a r r y D e a n S t a n t o n a s Carl Rodd

R o b e r t B r o s k i a s Woodsman

S h e r y l L e e a s Laura Palmer and Carrie Page

G R E A T MO V I E & T E L E V I S I O N C A S T S

David Lynch's third season of TWIN PEAKS, TWIN PEAKS the Return (2017; a limited series event) written by Mark Frost and David Lynch directed by David Lynch from Showtime

[russnightlife]

For those who need it: a full list of every name in Toast of London. Credit here:

Full list of character names from the Toast of London Universe:

Steven Toast

Jane Plough

Ray Purchase

Kenton Schweppes

Ed Hauser Black

Goodhouse

Cliff Promise

Clem Fandango

Kikini Bamalam

Beezuz Fafoon

Susan Random

Jemima Gina

Kika Brite

Acker Herron

Greta Cargo

Royce Coolidge

Mr Fasili

Ellen Toast

Mick Carriage

Howard Bugawitz

Martin Aynuss

Senna Poddington

Ricky Seasack

Derek Sibling

Danny Bear

Portia De Coogan

Thomas Ledger

Strawberry Wrathbone

Lord Fotheringham

Toby Hopkinson-Finch

Blair Toast

Commander Scott Gorham

Russel House

Chris Bread

Roy Highnock

Sookie Houseboat

Brooke Hooberman

Yvonne Wryly

Kate Kahn

Hamilton Meathouse

Poshdong Mingemuncher

Nick Swivney

Wendy Nook

Linda Praise

Warren Organ

Thumper

Lola

Paige

Ruby

Norris Flipjack

Duncan Clench

Bob Fennison

Mr. Cockatip

Ken Suggestion

Penny Traitor

Dennis Thwaits

Betty Pimples

Axel Jacklin

Basil Jet

Parker Pipe

Kerry Hammersnag

Sterling Porridge

Max Gland

Lindy Makehouse

Colin Skittles

Jackie Paper

Honeysuckle

Francis Bacon

Lorna Wynde

Una Length

Rob Continental

Sue Pressure

Peggy Plywood

Scott Chesnut

Penvelope

Rupert Howser Black

Col. Gonville Toast

Clancy Moped

Vic Titball

Pookie Hook

Bob Monkhouse

Larry Muggins

Dennis Fog

Derek Bildings

Shane Fulorgy

Frank Zammer

Ormand Sacker

Varity Map

Bill Purchase

Tony Excalibur

Champion House

Cocker Boo

Michael Prance

Church Weaver

Heathcote Pursuit

Kay Tightneck

Iqbal Achieve

Basil Watchfair

Nan Slack

Peanut Whistle

Dick Weerdly

Sal Commotion

Giuseppe Race

Howard Blackcap

Daz Klondike

Kai

Sola Mirrornek

Sue Pepkins

Neil Doobla-Decca

Des Wigwam

Dr Harold Shitman

Les Tipi

Chris Marquee

Rob Scouthut

Russ Nightlife

Kenny Ethnic

Hercule Razamataz

Ray Sober

Romley Compton

Dwight Difference

Billy Tarzana

Nina Armenian

Edward Fox

Shepherd Jerbîl

Professor Map

Sonny Sam Disco

Weech Beacon

Liberty Jerbil

Ben Egyptian

Jennifyer Madraass

Snorky

Will Willis

Phyllis Willis

Carmen

Richard Chickentoss

Hoop Kaaak

Ms Wisehunt

Mrs Greenflash

Bellender Bojangles

Barney

Hayley

Blondie

Gypsy

Old Timer Bill

Wildcat Lil

Doc Brown

Rusty Halloween

Agent Saucepan

Sorry Johnson

Wallace

Kelsey Perfume

Frank Succession

Tycoon Lancaster

Jesus Bond

August Burdock

Clint Legal

Tony Fabrizio

Hawk Fahrenheit

Mews Frumpty

Frank Forfolk

Chelsea Bladdersby

Oswald Mosley

Kate Lethargy

Fancy Alexander

Dinky Critenbers

Pig Shovely

Billy Stylish

Sir Norman Brocktight

Basil Stillborn

Kimberly Banana

DI Leonard Chaffich

Una Stubbs

Surely Residue

Warren Organ

Hissy Oversight

Ms. Crawshaft

Merrody Ferrybank

Allan Chance

Doug Birka

Martin Shore

Lolly Badcock

Jill Quear

Vigo Typhoon

Danny Laroux

Cool Black

S’en hammerstad

Gerald Selfish

Peter Nose

David Geurring

Haneth khorishi

Baz Ravish

Enty Strepsils

Comma Dora Green

Vaginta Staples

Aalan Aadams

Harvey Motel

Peter Thatchelwaite

Ryslip Tyres Dot Com

Donald Suckling

Stuart Pringle

Susan Bench

Cliff Stalways

Billy Sprayman

Trevor McGuelish

Earnest Gangly

Sydney Shipton

Barry Bouffant

Drayton Curfew

Septum Crowbar

Dick Circus

Liz Pulp

Rob Darby

Vanessa Fence

Vince Kendal

Mac Darby

Sally Joint

Welk Ashby

Maggie Gail

David Hammod

Leo Seer

Kit Blackcheek

Jackie Kak

Howard Tissue

Albert Eichborn

Peter Swaff

Rob Bonnet

Perry Bluehouse

Lee Bacon

Connie Sheik

Cliff Bonanza

Rula Bingo

Oliver Whasson

Watkins Winchester

Warwick Kineer

Ruth Lingum

Adam Haalal

Lionel Harshmaker

Gary the Plumber

Royce

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mw female counterparts?

i'd  love  to  see  the  following  being  used  for  counterparts  !  if  you'd  like  anymore  suggestions,  then  feel  free  to  send  in  another  message  !  counterparts: marissa  cooper,  aria  montgomery,  spencer  hastings,  emily  fields,  alison dilaurentis, maya st germain, mona vanderwaal, prue  halliwell,  paige  matthews,  phoebe  halliwell,  claire  standish,  allison  reynolds,  sloane  peterson,  mia  thermopolis,  sam  montgomery,  lindsay  weir,  paris  geller,  lane  kim,  allie  hamilton,  sabrina  spellman,  angela  chase,  betty  cooper,  cheryl  blossom,  toni  topaz,  josie  mccoy,  torrance  shipman,  missy  pantone,  andie  walsh,  kat  stratford,  joey potter, jen lindley, carrie bradshaw, miranda hobbs, jade  west,  addison  montgomery,  lexie  grey,  arizona  robbins,  mary  jane  watson,  elena  gilbert,  katherine  pierce,  anna stern, cat valentine, brenda walsh, kelly taylor, belly conklin, sarah cameron, kiara carerra, cleo anderson, donna martin, caroline  forbes,  jenna rink, bonnie  bennett,  hayley  marshall,  buffy  summers,  willow rosenberg, faith  lehane,  cordelia  chase,  daphne  bridgerton,  lorelai  gilmore,  heather  chandler,  veronica  sawyer,  regina  george,  blair  waldorf,  cora hale, allison argent, malia tate, siobhan roy, fiona gallagher, veronica fisher, serena  van  der  woodsen,  georgina  sparks,  brooke  davis,  peyton  sawyer,  haley  james  scott,  tashi duncan, quinn  james,  alex  dupre,  rachel  gatina,  rosalie  hale,  alice  cullen,  esme  cullen,  jane  volturi,  daphne  blake,  dionne  davenport,  aimee gibbs, amber  mariens,  samantha  baker,  sandy olson, olivia baker, layla keating, betty rizzo, marcia  brady,  lyla garrity, jackie burkhart, donna pinciotti, and  monica  geller  !

[bonitamusic]

Tracklist : Monica – Knock Knock Beyonce – Me, Myself & I x I’m Ready (Darkstepper Edit) Goapele - Closer to my Dreams (YAMA//SATO Edit) Janet Jackson – Got 'Til It's Gone (Ummah Jay Dee's Revenge Mix) Kelela – On the Run (duncan gerow 7 Edit) Rose Gold – Soon As You Get Home(Remi Oz Edit) Rory, DRAM & Alex Isley – I Want You But You’ll Never Know Joyce Wrice – Hot Minute(Don Mayor Edit) Solange – Don’t Touch My Hair (The Lounge Inn Edit) Kasha Paige – Love Songs (por vida Edit) Mariah the Scientist – Spread Thin x On us (love ave. Edit) Tems – Me & U SZA – Hit Different x Cry For You (DJ Short Mashup) Tyla – Water x Shirt ( rubimental Edit) Missy Elliot, Ginuwine –Take Away x Good Days ( DJ Short Mashup) Faith Evans – Soon As I Get Home x Take Away (DJ Short Mashup)

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Greetings, my favourite follower :) Quick question: What are your opinions on different DHMIS ships? If you can’t answer it’s okay I just would like to talk to you <3 okaythankyoubye

Sorry this took a LONG while to answer! I've been struggling with school and my mental health. I will be rating out of 10. And remember, these are my personal opinion: Padlock: 6/10 personally I see them as siblings, but it's fine to ship it! Digital time: 9/10 one of my OTP. The only reason I don't give it a 10 is cause most people make Colin the "big spoon" and Tony the "little spoon". Digital Art: 4/10 I see Colin and Paige as besties! Shrignold x Paige: 5/10 Not really a big fan. Lampnold: 10/10 Cute ship! An OTP! Warren x Shrignold: 2/10 I see them as cousins/brothers Spinach x Steak: 0/10 I think you know why...

Bread boy x Spinach: 1/10 same as the last one Meatlocker: 100/10 MY ABSOLUTE FAV! Dead End Job: 10/10 OTP! Earlybird: 6/10 It sounds good Fluffy bird: 9/10 Cute ship! OTP Duncan x Andy: 9/10 Nice! That's all for now! Bye

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from duncan's newsletter:

(he's actually critical of ED?? I didn't know he was allowed)

How to get Emmerdale back to its best

I love Emmerdale. Its gorgeous and unique setting, its array of fabulous characters and gripping storylines over the years, and its ability to tackle serious storylines head on, and break format creatively, often set it apart from the crowd.

Over the last few years, the soap has dominated awards ceremonies, winning rightful acclaim for Meena Jutla’s (Paige Sandhu) reign of camp terror, Paddy Kirk’s (Dominic Brunt) depression and suicide attempt, and Marlon Dingle’s (Mark Charnock) sensitively handled stroke storyline.

And Faith Dingle’s (Sally Dexter) death scenes were undoubtedly the highlight of the anniversary month, bringing far more to the table than flying caravans and cows on the loose.

Recent castings have been spot on too – William Ash is right at home as the complex Caleb Miligan, and Louise Jameson is unsurprisingly a revelation.

Being able to secure returns for the iconic Kim Tate (Claire King) and Mandy Dingle (Lisa Riley) can also be chalked into outgoing boss Jane Hudson’s legacy.

After five years, she has stepped down, having achieved a great deal on the show.

Wanting to spend more time with her family, Jane is looking forward to a well earned rest – running one of the UK’s top shows is a more difficult job than people give credit for.

Soap bosses are held to such a high degree of scrutiny and standard, and if there is anything fans are not happy with, boy they let them know!

Listing the above paints an overall solid picture of Emmerdale and, despite dramatic reports, the show is far from being in crisis.

However, the recent resurgence of EastEnders has helped identify how refreshing shows can put them right back on the map.

There are many things Emmerdale needs to improve on – things have become far less character led, with an over-reliance on stunts and, despite my love for the clan, the Dingles.

The often ignored older generation, lack of fresh blood who aren’t connected to existing villagers, and some storylines that are starting to feel a bit of a strain are some of the factors that it is now a good time to address.

A new pair of hands and perspective on the steering wheel will bring new ideas to the table – there’s a reason why soaps benefit a lot from regular producer changes.

We all have different thoughts when it comes to our ideal soap. I have struggled with some aspects of the show for a number of months now, and have some thoughts on what could give Emmerdale its mojo back.

The community feel

The Man Club is evidence that Emmerdale still knows how to integrate the cast in a community way, but the show really lacks the warm feeling of community that it has previously been known for.

Character groups feel very separate – the Andersons are packed with potential but are generally isolated aside from Charles leading a wedding or funeral, for example.

Many characters have deep connections and pasts with each other but at the moment, much of everything is storyline led, with a definite beginning, middle and end.

A return to the focus on character, and the village itself, will make the storylines feel less plot, and more organic.

New blood

There have been some solid castings over Jane’s tenure, but very few who join the show unrelated to existing villagers.

Many of the links have been a bit contrived – Nicola’s attacker Naomi really didn’t have to be the same character as Charles’ daughter – and introductions such as Chloe and Tom have so far felt unable to hit the mark, with explorations into the connections themselves feeling very light.

Chloe rarely interacts with Sarah anymore, while Tom’s tensions with Jimmy and Chas were resolved extremely quickly.

Bringing in some fresh new faces or even a new family could buck this trend and inject some additional new life that doesn’t have to be an add-on to an existing story.

A big name casting a la Amanda Donohoe leading the Wyldes would also bring some solid attention and buzz.

Bring back Kim Tate’s edge

This is an ongoing bugbear with me – I long dreamed of seeing superbitch Kim Tate stalking the village and lording over Home Farm once more, so when I got my wish, I was delighted.

Her return was camper than a tent shop, and great fun but unsustainable, so it was understandable that Emmerdale had to tone her down to keep her around.

Kim was still mean but started to take on some deeper dimensions. Having a grandma instinct reminded us of her heart, and her friendships with Mary and Lydia are great.

But, over the last year, Kim has completely lost that edge that makes her Kim.

There is absolutely no way that Harriet and Caleb would escape her wrath like they have done.

Crossing Kim to such an extent would doom you to some hardcore revenge, but Kim seems to have just rolled over and taken the hits.

Let’s get her back to the middle ground. Keep the layers – but re-introduce her harder side too.

A leopard can only change its spots so much – Kim will always, and should always, be utterly ruthless.

Consistency

Emmerdale’s powerful storylines are its absolute strength. When the show tackles something serious, it really treats it with care.

The aftermaths and long-running focus on Marlon’s stroke and Paddy’s mental health have been sublime – with storylines only this week revisiting Paddy’s grief over Grace, while Marlon has anxiety over getting back behind the wheel.

And the fact that the Man Club continues to be a solid staple of the village is refreshing; the story could easily have fallen into the soap mistake of being done and dusted then forgotten.

But when the show tries to get across a message, things can get a bit jarring when combined with other stories taking the same issue a lot less seriously.

Just days after raising awareness that a single punch can kill someone, a scene showed Bob smack Liam in the face with zero consequence. So, how are we treating punches?

Bernice’s equally important menopause group ran concurrently with Paddy’s Man Club, but has been played for laughs, which has felt like a major mis-step.

And, after Noah faced pretty much zero ramifications for stalking Chloe and displaying incel behaviours, he became central to a story about his girlfriend Amelia being stalked by a creep.

Noah portrayed as a hero in this scenario leaves a bit of a sour taste.

The show needs to take care not to undermine its best work in this way.

They stick to their guns when seeing these stories through, so they also need to stick to the core message.

Redemption arcs

Speaking of Noah’s redemption, the show has had a bit of an issue recently of desecrating characters and changing their personalities – only for it to be reversed with the expectation that viewers should forgive and forget.

To be fair to the current team, this is not a new issue – it still annoys many that Kerry and Amy live care-free in the village – and judge the crimes of others – when they effectively got away with killing Frank.

Noah was a character that ‘learned his lesson’ and was re-established into the fold without much furore, but it’s pretty hard to forget in this Amelia love story, that he really was a very serious danger to women not long ago.

And the character of Chas is back to being a little bit sanctimonious about the bad behaviour of others – such as Charity cheating and Caleb lying.

It’s very hard to warm to Chas again after the way she treated Paddy without any real remorse.

If Emmerdale truly wants us to forgive these characters, the redemption arcs need to be deeper and longer, with a much more detailed exploration of the behaviours and motivations behind them.

LGBTQ+ couples

It was noted during Pride Month that three LGBTQ+ couples in Emmerdale split up in quick succession – which was not a good look for a soap that actually nails it with diversity in the show, and representation for the community, character-wise.

Not all that long on from the controversial Vanity split, couples with potential, most notably the moving Heartstopper-esque pairing of Arthur and Marshall – were dropped.

Arthur’s coming out was handled beautifully and in an understated way by Emmerdale, so I am still confused by why the relationship went south so swiftly.

There are hints that Nicky will embark on a relationship with Suni, so hopefully this can be reversed to an extent that there can be a bit of joy for gay characters.

We are still rooting for Mary – and just when is Ethan going to get something to do?

Dropped stories need addressed

Emmerdale has kicked off stories that have the potential to be very interesting – but some of them just go nowhere.

The Rhona and Gus plot – which explored the concept of Rhona being asked to help her ex with having a baby – was new territory, but it was over and done with within weeks.

It left a few loose ends, with the expectation that more was to come but, months on, there is no sign of that.

Where is Chloe’s dad, after all this time and mentions of him? And why drop the big ‘Kerry is her mum’ bombshell right as Laura Norton left?

It was simply left hanging, with zero aftermath.

Tone down the huge stunts

Emmerdale knows how to put on a spectacle – some of its stunts have gone down in history, such as the motorway pile-up and Meena’s burning maze.

But, and this is more of an ITV issue, ‘Super Soap Week’ has become a bit of a problem.

It’s now the expectation that some sort of stunt has to half-destroy the village and kill off residents in October, which makes it predictable and pretty unrealistic how disaster will strike the same time every year.

There is also the pressure on Emmerdale to up the ante and beat the previous year each time, which led to a week with simply too much – a storm, a cow stampede, a man impaled on a tractor, an exploding quad bike, a crushing under a caravan – it was out of hand and the effect is diluted.

Time was, even a car crash would be extremely exciting and considered an event but it can’t be the case any more.

So with stunts, let’s mix it up a bit. Have less, and when they do happen, do they have to be in October?

And, unlike the big storm which had pretty much zero consequence (Harriet and Liv who?), there needs to be a return to character before spectacle. If we are blowing up the village, the key should be on what comes next.

‘Life will never be the same again’ can only work if, well, life is never the same again.

Less of the crime stories

How many drug dealers can one village have? There has been a reliance on short term criminals arriving – very often to create conflict for Cain – and it’s not very inspiring to see Nate now caught in a gangster style scenario. Which, again, it looks like Cain will resolve.

Two dimensional thugs and gangsters are so un-Emmerdale. And done far too regularly now to have any impact.

Does anyone even remember Dawn’s ex’s short-lived reign of terror? Or the gunman who shot David?

Dingle domination

The Dingle family is a double edged sword. They’re one of soap’s most iconic families and that should never change.

But it’s rare to see a story that isn’t Dingle connected, leaving the likes of the Sugdens and Tates hanging about in the background.

Even Caleb’s war with Kim Tate quickly became more Dingle focused.

Marlon and Faith’s stories were impeccable and there is another topical story coming to the Dingles that will undoubtedly be fantastic.

However, we need a bit less Dingle overload, it is hard to keep up and there are too many Dingles for them all to be realistically involved in each of the arcs ongoing.

But with all that is happening, each member absolutely would be part of it in real life. They need some breathing space to give it more of a family focus rather than story after story – and so do we.

Bring back Meena

Well, I can dream can’t I?

 

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Vote 4b now!

below are the matchups, the most recent ones are at the bottom. Sometimes matchups will be posted before the are posted as polls

Round 1a.

Abed Nadir + Robin Volhers VS. Magnitude + Troy Barnes

Britta Perry + Jeff Winger VS. Annie Edison + Vaughn Miller

Abed Nadir + Pavel Iwaszkiewicz VS. Magnitude + Neil

Abed Nadir  + Annie Edison VS. Jeff Winger + Michelle Slater

Britta Perry + Ian Duncan VS. Andre Bennett + Shirley Bennett

Britta Perry + Subway "Rick" VS. Jeff Winger + Shirley Bennett

Annie Edison + Claire "Paige's friend" (Early 21st Century Romanticism) VS. Craig “Dean” Pelton + Stephen “Dean” Spreck

Britta Perry + Frankie Dart VS. Troy and Abed doppelgängers (Debate 109)

Round 1b.

Craig “Dean” Pelton + Jeff Winger VS. Britta Perry + Shirley Bennett

Elroy Patashnik + Julie "Natalie is Freezing Lead Singer" VS. Frankie Dart + Reader

Ian Duncan + Jeff Winger VS. Alex “Starburns” Osborne + Britta Perry

Abed Nadir + Jeff Winger VS. Ben Chang + Ian Duncan

Britta Perry + Toby “Pizza Guy” (Remedial Chaos theory) VS. Jeff Winger + Silver Ballz (Modern Espionage)

Abed Nadir + Karl (Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism, Alternative History of the German Invasion) VS. Annie Edison + Britta Perry

Jeff Winger + Rich Stephenson VS. Annie Edison + Annie Kim [a/n I fucked up again, this poll was forgotten and took place at the same time as round 2a]

Craig “Dean” Pelton +  Robert “Vice Dean” Laybourne + Abed Nadir + Annie Edison + Troy Barnes [*Annie romantic with at least one of them]

Round 2a

Abed Nadir + Robin Volhers VS. Britta Perry + Jeff Winger

Abed Nadir + Pavel Iwaszkiewicz VS Abed Nadir + Annie Edison

Andre Bennett + Shirley Bennett VS Britta Perry + Subway "Rick"

Craig “Dean” Pelton + Stephen “Dean” Spreck VS Britta Perry + Frankie Dart

round 2b

Craig “Dean” Pelton + Jeff Winger VS Elroy Patashnik + Julie "Natalie is Freezing Lead Singer"

Ian Duncan + Jeff Winger VS Ben Chang + Ian Duncan

Annie Edison + Britta Perry VS Jeff Winger + Silver Ballz (Modern Espionage)

Annie Edison + Annie Kim VS Abed Nadir + Annie Edison + Troy Barnes [*Annie romantic with at least one of them]

BELOW was partially based on this poll

round 3a

Abed Nadir + Annie Edison VS Britta Perry + Jeff Winger

Britta Perry + Subway "Rick" VS Craig “Dean” Pelton + Stephen “Dean” Spreck

round 3b

Ben Chang + Ian Duncan VS Craig “Dean” Pelton + Jeff Winger

Abed Nadir + Annie Edison + Troy Barnes [*Annie romantic with at least one of them] VS Annie Edison + Britta Perry

round 4a

Britta Perry + Jeff Winger VS Craig “Dean” Pelton + Stephen “Dean” Spreck

round 4b

Craig “Dean” Pelton + Jeff Winger VS Abed Nadir + Annie Edison + Troy Barnes [*Annie romantic with at least one of them]