#Pahahaha

[justhavinfunnn]

Miles' twitter post today

[littlerebelliouscreature]

Do We all realise that Aziraphale was a member of notorious 18th century London Gay Community? And ENJOYED IT !!! 🌈

[thedemon-crowley]

So you're going as Princess and Pea her Crocadilf?

Probably not, no.

[aleisters]

oh shit. amazon royalties just hit. holy fuck.

[mo0nchhild]

currently reading the shadow and bone trilogy (recently finished the first book, started the second one today) and oh my god the sheer willpower it is taking me not to look up anything about the show because i know i will get spoilers for shadow and bone as well as six of crows 😭😭 so painful

[sins-of-the-sea]

[expvrgction] Well, this wasn't what Davoth pictured in mind.

But anything to distract Giovanni (and possibly the others) at the moment. They couldn't really bat a suspicious eye on a feisty sea creature, after all. All he had to do was to behave like a lobster typically would. Until of course, there would be no one around to see him.

"That is a lot of food to feed a single lobster, Giovanni."

"I will feed my new friend all the food it wants!"

"Why don't you just give it scraps? Aren't they ocean scavengers?"

"Actually no! They can eat fresh food like fish, crabs, clams, and sometimes even other lobsters! They're just like any other predatory animal within the sea. They're not fond of most bait, though."

"That dish is full of clams and crab meat, though…"

"I'll make you your own plate of seafood! Just wait for me and I'll get back to you!" Giovanni then leaves for his quarters.

"My, my. Are you getting jealous a lobster is being fed better than you, Rashid?~"

"I am not liking the food orders Phoebus gave for my liver damage."

"And who is to blame for ruining your liver?"

"I am fully aw-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"WHAT NOW?!"

Giovanni bursts through his door. "Macchie's gone!!"

"…Oh, dear."

"Sigh. Watch out, Ruixiong. The little fellow is probably going to want more revenge. Or something."

[whattblackparadise]

I am literally tearing up remembering how my groups gcse drama performance got an a* and it was about a girl getting sent back to desh because she was moving mad 🤣

[whatanightmaregrinch]

so not only do I steal Christmas,

But it goes terribly

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[esgiel]

get booped

I’M BEING GANGED UP ON

[skruttet]

can't believe all the residents of moominvalley came out of the closet that was so brave of them ❤️🏳️‍🌈

[garoujo]

going furniture shopping with nagi for your new apartment except he insists on ‘testing out’ every single mattress & sofa until you’re having to drag him around drowsily after he almost falls asleep slumped in one, trying to pull you on beside him like “eh, just cmeer.. ‘ts soooo comfy. gotta make sure we can nap here, angel.”

[andietries]

🎶Jalisco🎶

Pictorial map of part of Mexico. Life in Other Lands: Mexico. 1959. Endpaper.

Internet Archive

[sekaitransparents]

HI SORRY TO BOTHER BUT DO U HAVE ICHIKA FROM THE UHHHHH NEO EVENT ANNI 3RD THING PLEASE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WHILE AND I CANT FIND IT AAAH

HEY ANON, WE HAVE EVERY OTHER CARD FROM THAT SET EXCEPT FOR ICHIKA SOMEHOW SO WE’LL MAKE IT FOR YOU LMAO. KEEP AN EYE ON HERE.

[thedemon-crowley]

I don’t know WHAT you’re all asking that’s got Aziraphale so flustered, but I can’t WAIT to find out!

[gauntletgirlie]

No stop, I beg, @ann-atar went and made it 100x better 😂

Only it’s opposite. No one knows it’s Morgoth until Feathers puts on the crown, then they’re all like:

do u understand my vision?

[hacked-by-jake]

Mc happily playing Moonvale:

Jake: Hi Mc~ *holding a machete on his hand*

Jake: Whatcha got there?

Jake Voorhees 🛐