#POINTS!!

[chthonicgodling]

“It’s just a countdown until he’s old enough to intern in Tartarus at this point.” -Tory, re: Raz, a month ago

TODAY IS RAZ’S 12TH BIRTHDAY BABYYYYY BOYYYYYY! Rasmus is Maci and Tory’s eldest son…. And in fact one of just three boys in the crew although who knows with the baby incubating inside Loki right now 🤷🏻‍♀️ - but! Behold the future GOD OF HELL AND TORTURE, at this moment simply a wiry preteen. ah! 🤩💥💥

Yeah no STILL TO THIS DAY there has not been a formal chat about Raz’s actual realm but oh good god can anyone guess fgfkgk—

“He’s an interesting one, your son. A sadistic streak, yet such a clear sense of right and wrong.” -Loki, re: Raz, during that same Convo up there lmao,

I love our polite little secret madman and all his Barbie Brand saw traps, and since he’s elevated to receive some annual birthday pics like his big sister Neo (who turns 18 in a week!), I actually put all TaKi Baby Canon Convo tm comic illustration on hold to draw this just for him! Raz, portrayed by Elysium’s better half Fenixe, rarely gets juicy canon moments although he did have a fucking excellent scene with his parents and Loki recently - but that’s a spoiler still so I can’t share it yet🤭 So here he is just posin’

Speaking of Elysium Canon. I am actually hoping to finish this Elysium Drama Update comic this week so I will be posting the two beginning parts before Comic Pile over the next few days I think💞 stay tuned stay tuned

and happy bday to the bday boy!! he belongs toooooo @fenixethekid (hiatused on tumblr still UWUU)

[vesselrae]

cashier at the dispensary said they liked my vibe 👁️💕

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[aimasup]

Favouritism

Bill get a hold of yourself man

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[rodrickheffeley]

today I discovered Anne rice’s son’s tweets through twitter. im like this is exactly what I should have expected

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[redstonedust]

yknow AI art has ruined an entire genre of painting to me, i saw one of those smooth anime-realism pieces and immidiately thought ''ugh, AI art'' until i noticed it was posted by an established deviantart user 6 years ago. like ive never been a huge fan of that genre but it looks like a pretty difficult style to master and i feel bad for the artists who specialized in anime-realism only to have their entire market jacked by people typing keywords into midjourney.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen