#PLEASE....SIR?
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
VINCENT PRICE as Nicholas/Sebastian Medina
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961) dir. Roger Corman
#vincent price#the pit and the pendulum#pit and the pendulum#edgar allan poe#roger corman#take me to your dungeon#PLEASE....SIR?#fuckkkk he's so hot#so sexy#elizabeth didnt deserve him#AOWJAKSNJSNSEJDJIEJJWE#bicon#bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#gif set
108 notes
·
View notes
Text
caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)
bonus:
#I don’t know WHY on earth I drew this but sir mix-a-lot was playing so maybe that explains it#the book of bill#gravity falls#billford#Art Of The Sun Chip#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#artists on tumblr#ford pines#art#drawing#fanart#my art#doodle#illustration#procreate#comic#please don't repost my artwork onto other sites thank you!
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is how i feel about any Warriors character
#like sir you are a cat calm down#warriors#warrior cats#tigerclaw#tigerstar#art#fan art#fanart#warriors art#warrior cat fanart#warriors fanart#also please be nice i haven’t drawn cats since 6th grade
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible
#anyone relate? no? just me? sigh#not a tag#from saph#for anyone whos asked oh why did you and brad break up#well you see#^^^^^^^^#you all have my expressed permission to use this as a fanfic plot if you would like please tag me in it i want to see it if you write it#hE HAS ALSO REQUESTED TO FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM AGAIN SIR PLEASE YOU TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH ME OVER TEXT
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Put thee not on Silent
[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.
Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.
Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.
Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.
Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.
King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"
Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."
Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.
Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.
Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"
His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.
Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."
The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.
End ID.]
Description very kindly added by @describe-things
#cattle rustling for fun and profit#king arthur#sir gawain#sir bedivere#arthuriana#this is my very silly epistolary story which I love dearly#someone please get Bedivere a red bull or twelve hours uninterrupted sleep STAT#also I got lazy and decided that Dev Patel Gawain was a cool enough design to steal#maybe I should introduce you to my original idiots#my art#my comics
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
A light in my house suddenly turned on- AND WHO DO I SEE?!?!
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
balor 🥰
#fields of mistria#fom#balor#fanart#art#sir...im so in love w you...#if anyone else like me loved the fuck out of stardew but was disappointed in the romance options...please play this game#the characters/interactions/dialouge is top notch#i knew nothing about this game i found out about it 2 days before release#i thought i was gonna go for march#and immedately met this guy and just#his first line is like (im a traveling merchant) and i went (oh no)#i have such a THING for merchant characters#i can finally live out my dream of romancing volo pkmn#sort of#except not evil#i think#love that the romance options in this game are like... adults with jobs/dreams/aspirations#unlike stardew where everyone is supposedly an adult but is like a teenager??#but in this game everyone is a contributing member of society#love that <3333#the dialouge for real is amazing#anyway. it still in uhh...early access? so you cant do everything youll be able to do one day#but thats good for me bc i tend to blast through these games and do 90% of things within a week#fanart???? from my ass???#only because i love this game and him#im so fucked up for him#not me tracking his ass down everyday to talk to him#also what i love about this game is being able to talk to everyone multiple times a day#like every hour or something
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
he’s so tall😫
#hugh jackman#he’s such a man#a man#like please sir#one chance#i’ll do anything#whatever he wants#whenever he wants#need that#i need him in way that would get me sent to an asylum.#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing
merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that
gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows i’m rooting for him
merlin, with an Idea: ah.
gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlin…you have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?
merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel
arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:
merlin: arthur’s been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up
merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing
merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthur’s table while he’s eating breakfast: good morning, sire
arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlin’s declaration of love sitting in front of him:
arthur, who recently found out about merlin’s magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:
merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if you’ll have me
arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.
merlin, taking it: i…uh…huh?
arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what he’s thinking and feeling: it’s my mothers sigil
merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: my…my lord?
arthur, realizing how scared merlin’s must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if you’ll allow me.
merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of course…of course, arthur. always and forever.
merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important
sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding
merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??
leon, regretting everything he’s ever done in his life that led him to this moment: to…arthur?
merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: i’m getting married to ARTHUR?????
leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?
merlin: i’ve been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????
#merthur#i spent like an hour researching medieval courting rituals to make this#and even then#i did not find much#so if there’s someone out there who is like weirdly knowledgeable about 6th century courting rituals#feel free to add on#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#sir gwaine#sir leon#sir lancelot#guinevere#i literally started this post bc i was thinking about the misunderstanding between merlin and gwen and merlin’s giving arthur his favor#and then i kept going#but i didn’t have much else in the ole noggin to write#i’m sorry#please forgive me
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Time comes and goes and returns by days, by months, by years, and I, alas, know not what to say, for my longing is always one, it is always one and never changes.
-Bernart de Ventadorn
part 5 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout their canon timeline that went decidedly better than That Kiss did...
<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 || part 5 - middle ages || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 >>
this one fought me a LOT because i was having some real RSI flare ups, but i do love the idea of them thriving in the era of courtly love and chivalry, i think it suits them beautifully. lady crowley and her bold knight sir aziraphale... someone fetch my lute!
note: in every work in this series, aziraphale & crowley are queer celestials, regardless of their gender presentation, pronouns or otherwise.
#good omens#ineffable kiss series#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#fem crowley#ophelia-draws#medieval aziracrow#good omens fanart#gomens#sir aziraphale#always queer regardless of gender presentation please and thankyou
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
I've come to realize I'm more married to this team than I ever was to three ex-wives
#there's not enough david rossi love going on here#so please do ignore the colouring in this that doesnt make sense#just had to gif this quote and well my incompetence gets in the way#david rossi#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#**#spencer reid#alex blake#emily prentiss#ashley seaver#sir hotch#aaron hotchner#tara lewis#jennifer jareau#penelope garcia#derek morgan
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#buggy the clown#cross guild#my art#one piece#crochawk#dump of dumb stuff#i was looking at the old patrick bateman mihawk and ended up drawing axe wielding mihawk again#idk why#im just anxiety coping drawing#i wasnt going to post this but i forgot i scheduled it... omg#anyway im trying to be more free with drawing now and not caring so much#more like how i drew 2-3 yrs ago#if its weird and ugly then its weird and ugly#i also want to draw blackbeard but hes so hard to draw this way. still trying to figure it out#also please imagine crocodile standing with axehawk. i desperately wanted to draw crocodile with him but didnt#theyre axe murdering couple in crime#i took the last ones outfit from the shining#i try to draw lineart directly without a rough sketch stage. its sort of meditative#i'm gonna axe you one last time...
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
POV you are shanks
#one piece#cross guild#buggy the clown#dracule mihawk#sir crocodile#description in alt text#alright this is DONE lmao I gotta stop staring at it. please enjoy I love the cross guild so much
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#kermit the frog#kermit#monster#monsters#i love this so much#he turns into a kid around the muppets and i love it#hes so cute#bicon#bisexual#god#legend#horror legends#such a sexy man#OMFG#please sir!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
what apollo sees vs. what phoenix & edgeworth are thinking
#mr. wright PLEASE don't antagonize the chief prosecutor#he's going to KILL YOU#what was that apollo? didn't hear you#SIR I'M SHOUTING???#ace attorney#wrightworth#narumitsu#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#i overworked these but it's fine#my art
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
click image, right click > view image in new tab for full res
TT^TT
I realize that Sir Pentious' redemption is likely going to be kept secret from Charlie for plot reasons in season 2, but until the canon is established, THIS is what's living rent-free in my head.
HEY! I drew the (almost) whole gang!!! And you totally can't tell that Charlie is my favorite. Nope.
Hnng... the feels this show gives me... are never-ending.
#hazbin hotel#art by me#digital art#hazbin fan comic#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin spoilers#husker hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#please forgive the really rushed backgrounds#sir pentious
1K notes
·
View notes