#PLEASE this is so funny lmao

[tealbeats-archived]

@withinchains sent: quiet does she stand there , phone in hand , glamoured icy shades glaring upon him. knuckles were white around her phone , cheeks flushed with embarrassment and irritation. ❛ did you know , anything and everything you do in your life as someone who is famous , will be posted and found? ❜ her tone holds a certain venom to it , yet it is not directly pointed at him. the phone is tossed onto the counter , plainly painted upon the screen the sheer pale skin of her nude son. ❛ i won't shame you. i won't get onto you. but i will warn you that this could hurt you in the long run. these things follow you everywhere , Ezreal. ❜

He wasn't really doing anything, mostly just scrolling on his phone, flipping through social media, checking out if there were any good places to eat nearby. When Morgana speaks, he notices her, blinking over at her and tilting his head to the side as he sat at the counter, brow raising in confusion at first before her words settled into his mind, and his eyes looked at her phone, then her face, then her white knuckles.

"Oh, fuck—“

Words were barely a whisper, he nearly jumped out of his seat. He should have realized someone he knew might have found it, but still, he didn't expect that it was going to Morgana who would catch him and Sylas' online escapades. But at least they took the proper precautions! That's what mattered, right? ....Right?

"Morg, I dunno what you're talking about!" Of course he did, and he was a terrible, terrible liar. Colour burns his cheeks before he coughs into his hand, completely avoiding eye contact.

“Uh, first of all—“ his gaze flickers down to Morgana’s phone; there’s a slight widening of the eyes from what he sees, but—It’s not like you could see his face! ( you couldn’t, he and Sylas made sure of that ). He squints at it and huffs softly, though still clearly embarrassed.

“That’s not me.” He lied again, shrugging his shoulders. “Different name too!” As if Morgana didn’t know of his Jarro Lightfeather persona—it was the name he used when he didn’t want a lot of attention, and yet…

“Besides, whose saying it was found and uploaded? Whose to say the guy didn’t upload it himself—which uh—he didn’t! I think! Probably!” Way to out yourself.

[l3visthighs]

É̸̢̪̰̜̥̘͙̫̉̉͊̀̅͌͛̓̂̑̋͂̀͝͝V̵̢̡̙̜̯̪͍͉̺̣̩͖̹̦̮͉̳̹̩̤̗̌̄͋̈́͋̓̇̄̍̕͝ͅI̶̙͖̯͔̥̟̯͔͖̯̤̫̥̳̖͈͇͉̯͉̦̍͛̓́́͊̕͘͜ͅͅͅĻ̶̢̨̛̱̭̳̭̩͚̤̘͇̙̘̞̱̺̟̮̯͙̩͖̞̦͉͉̳̭͇̘͚̺̓̓̆̿͑̀̽́̈̆́͌̔̀̂̈̈́͂͋̑͂̊́̅̅̏̋͋́̐͜͜͝ ̶͕͔̥̝̗̼͈̼̦̭̖̮̻͈̼̼̪̖͇͚͍̤̫̰͂̄͒B̷̢̛̺̥̳̝̲̟̣̗̔̓̌͊͐̀͋̌͛̒̀̈͂̾͌̓͐͋̌̊̆͑̊̊̍̏̔̈́͋̓̕̚͝͠͝Ơ̴̡̢̨̛̛̗̦̣͖̻̌̇̎̉́̎̑̄͊́͊̌͊̅̀̽́̎͒̓́̈́̊̃͗̍͛̌̉͝͠��̢̨̗̼̼̤͍͇͉̜̣̗̜̦̹͕̦̜̜̖̲͉̺̘͜Ơ̸̢͎̪͔̱̦̪̹͙̙͉̫̙̝̹͕͈̱̯̮̪͈̠̳̤̙̘̠̹͓̦͂͆̄̽̌̽̈́̅͋̒͊̌̇̂́͋̃̀͐̀̒̓͒͋͗͆̿͋̕̚̚̕̕̚͜͝P̴̧̨̦̝͇̜̘͖̻̹̠̬̝̱͚̜̪̣̬̲̟̝̪̫̳̪͌͒̄͆̓̉̊̏̀̌̊̈́̅̉̚̚̚͜ (I can’t actually do evil boops so this is close enough lmaooo)

NOT THE CURSED EVIL BOOP ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ゛

[forecast0ctopus]

danbert sketches

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[alltimefail]

Totally random but this shot always makes me crazy:

This one, too:

I've rewatched this damn show like 50 times or more at this point and still I find myself always watching Charles even if he isn't the "focus" of the scene because not only is he always lurking and observing but he's also REACTING. Like, full face reactions at all times.

Oh to be a fly on the the wall of Charles Rowland's mind...

[linterteatime]

Like a deer caught in headlights

[disaster-magician]

When ur neighbor will reply to ur other neighbor but not u 😔

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

[claymton]

"the moralorel fandom is okay with liking flawed and traumatized characters until it's Cecil creepler" is the trauma not being able to molest/groom a 12 year old

[shazzbaa]

"Left where you are right, in all things -- including the heart."

Stumbled across some more reflection lore recently and UMMMMM I CANT BELIEVE DRY SAMUEL CANONICALLY SOLD MY CHILD TO MR FIRES?????????

(context under the cut)

So in the Parabolan War, if you're a little careless about empowering your reflection to help you, it can tAKE YOUR TROOPS AND MAKE YOU WAGE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST YOURSELF.... at the end of which it admits that it lured you out here because it wants to know what would have happened if it had chosen differently -- the one difference between you and your reflection is a crucial choice in the pursuit of your ambition: where you went right, it went left. Your reflection makes the opposite choice to you, and if you decide to sate its curiosity, you get to show it what's different -- in my case, my reflection saw the light of the hybrid false-star, safe on the roof, and I saw the reflection expensively dressed and felt the security that comes with the gratitude of a Master.

So obviously I had to lose my mind and draw this immediately.

I think a version of Samuel who sold the hybrid would have to have done it for the sake of London, a child sacrificed to save the city. But I don't think he could make that choice and not be changed by it, not let it make him a little more cynical, a little more willing to ingratiate himself with power when needed. I also like the idea of every piece of the end of the ambition going slightly to the left in Reflection Samuel's version of events -- Where Samuel apologised and bowed to the Boil to make amends, his reflection reaches for the power the Cats offered that would let him win. Where Samuel hesitated and looked for mercy when confronted with Poor Edward's violent whirlwind of self-destruction, his reflection shoots him dead. He's not an evil version or anything, he's mostly the same guy -- just one who was willing to prioritise the safety of his friends and his city over his own morals.

[turrondeluxe]

Aren't you tired of being silly?

Don't you wanna go apeshit?

[zombieplaguedoc]

Imagine your F/O seeing that you've lost your glasses, they walk over and gently squeeze your hand. You see their colors, their blurry form. It's comforting to see that flurry of colors and shapes. Then their voice can be heard. "I'm here. Don't worry." They whisper to you as they guide you back to a seat.

It's not that they don't trust you to walk without your glasses, it's just they know how anxious you are without them. They leave you to sit for a second before coming back and placing your glasses on your face. "That better?" your F/O asks.

They smile and you see it clear as day. You have a perfect view of your partner.

"Perfect." You reply with a loving sigh

ANTIS DNI, THIS AIN'T FOR YOU

[tee-dohrnii]

Dancing among the stars

Based off of this blurry reference picture I've been using of Terra Jolé and Sasha Farber 🫠

Whew anyways time for a break

[ooowyn]

wretchedness

[caulwilliams]

i wish there was a dialogue in s4 of lilly and clem talking about how ben was the traitor all along like:

Clem: "so by the way, you were right all the time!"

Lilly: "about what?"

Clem: "ben was the traitor!"

and lilly crash out even more 😭😭😭