#PLEASE this is so funny lmao

[tealbeats-archived]

@withinchains sent: quiet does she stand there , phone in hand , glamoured icy shades glaring upon him. knuckles were white around her phone , cheeks flushed with embarrassment and irritation. ❛ did you know , anything and everything you do in your life as someone who is famous , will be posted and found? ❜ her tone holds a certain venom to it , yet it is not directly pointed at him. the phone is tossed onto the counter , plainly painted upon the screen the sheer pale skin of her nude son. ❛ i won't shame you. i won't get onto you. but i will warn you that this could hurt you in the long run. these things follow you everywhere , Ezreal. ❜

He wasn't really doing anything, mostly just scrolling on his phone, flipping through social media, checking out if there were any good places to eat nearby. When Morgana speaks, he notices her, blinking over at her and tilting his head to the side as he sat at the counter, brow raising in confusion at first before her words settled into his mind, and his eyes looked at her phone, then her face, then her white knuckles.

"Oh, fuck—“

Words were barely a whisper, he nearly jumped out of his seat. He should have realized someone he knew might have found it, but still, he didn't expect that it was going to Morgana who would catch him and Sylas' online escapades. But at least they took the proper precautions! That's what mattered, right? ....Right?

"Morg, I dunno what you're talking about!" Of course he did, and he was a terrible, terrible liar. Colour burns his cheeks before he coughs into his hand, completely avoiding eye contact.

“Uh, first of all—“ his gaze flickers down to Morgana’s phone; there’s a slight widening of the eyes from what he sees, but—It’s not like you could see his face! ( you couldn’t, he and Sylas made sure of that ). He squints at it and huffs softly, though still clearly embarrassed.

“That’s not me.” He lied again, shrugging his shoulders. “Different name too!” As if Morgana didn’t know of his Jarro Lightfeather persona—it was the name he used when he didn’t want a lot of attention, and yet…

“Besides, whose saying it was found and uploaded? Whose to say the guy didn’t upload it himself—which uh—he didn’t! I think! Probably!” Way to out yourself.

[l3visthighs]

É̸̢̪̰̜̥̘͙̫̉̉͊̀̅͌͛̓̂̑̋͂̀͝͝V̵̢̡̙̜̯̪͍͉̺̣̩͖̹̦̮͉̳̹̩̤̗̌̄͋̈́͋̓̇̄̍̕͝ͅI̶̙͖̯͔̥̟̯͔͖̯̤̫̥̳̖͈͇͉̯͉̦̍͛̓́́͊̕͘͜ͅͅͅĻ̶̢̨̛̱̭̳̭̩͚̤̘͇̙̘̞̱̺̟̮̯͙̩͖̞̦͉͉̳̭͇̘͚̺̓̓̆̿͑̀̽́̈̆́͌̔̀̂̈̈́͂͋̑͂̊́̅̅̏̋͋́̐͜͜͝ ̶͕͔̥̝̗̼͈̼̦̭̖̮̻͈̼̼̪̖͇͚͍̤̫̰͂̄͒B̷̢̛̺̥̳̝̲̟̣̗̔̓̌͊͐̀͋̌͛̒̀̈͂̾͌̓͐͋̌̊̆͑̊̊̍̏̔̈́͋̓̕̚͝͠͝Ơ̴̛̛̌̇̎̉́̎̑̄͊́͊̌͊̅̀̽́̎͒̓́̈́̊̃͗͝��̡̢̨̢̨̗̦̣͖̻̦̗̼̼̤͍͇͉̜̣̗̜̦̹͕̦̜̜̖̲͉̺̘͛̌̉͜͠Ơ̸̢͎̪͔̱̦̪̹͙̙͉̫̙̝̹͕͈̱̯̮̪͈̠̳̤̙̘̠̹͓̦͂͆̄̽̌̽̈́̅͋̒͊̌̇̂́͋̃̀͐̀̒̓͒͋͗͆̿͋̕̚̚̕̕̚͜͝P̴̧̨̦̝͇̜̘͖̻̹̠̬̝̱͚̜̪̣̬̲̟̝̪̫̳̪͌͒̄͆̓̉̊̏̀̌̊̈́̅̉̚̚̚͜ (I can’t actually do evil boops so this is close enough lmaooo)

NOT THE CURSED EVIL BOOP ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ゛

[itseghost]

very straightforward redraw because this quest and this whole scene have been ON my mind.

[forecast0ctopus]

danbert sketches

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[alltimefail]

Totally random but this shot always makes me crazy:

This one, too:

I've rewatched this damn show like 50 times or more at this point and still I find myself always watching Charles even if he isn't the "focus" of the scene because not only is he always lurking and observing but he's also REACTING. Like, full face reactions at all times.

Oh to be a fly on the the wall of Charles Rowland's mind...

[linterteatime]

Like a deer caught in headlights

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

[turrondeluxe]

Aren't you tired of being silly?

Don't you wanna go apeshit?

[claymton]

"the moralorel fandom is okay with liking flawed and traumatized characters until it's Cecil creepler" is the trauma not being able to molest/groom a 12 year old

[lilacpaperbird]

the beautifully multifaceted nature of wincestism

[tee-dohrnii]

Dancing among the stars

Based off of this blurry reference picture I've been using of Terra Jolé and Sasha Farber 🫠

Whew anyways time for a break

[ooowyn]

wretchedness

[gunsatthaphan]

#not having it.

[zombiemayday]

Y'all are missing out on the one shot campaign stream