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kanerallels · 1 year ago

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My brain: What if you started another WIP, this one to do with your book series, that you really don't need? My brain: Haha jk jk My brain: My brain: ....unless

#PLEASE TELL IT TO CHILL #i just don't know what sounds fun to write. that's all that's wrong #i DEFINITELY don't need another wip #that would just cause trouble for everyone #hazel rambles about her original writing #land of the tales

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago

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Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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triglycercule · 4 months ago

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so there's been versions of horror that don't talk. versions of dust that don't say a word. but what about killer man. what if he didn't speak???

i need this man to do the most outrageous crazy and unhinged things while saying not a single word. i need killer sans to stand in corners and not say anything while observing other people (just like how some people depicts horror/dust,,,,) with the most expressionless face ever. the guy cannot feel i want his face to show that. he will murder he will steal he will bother every living being around him while not saying a goddamn thing. ACTUALLY i want his face not to move at ALL!!! this killer's face looks like the 😐 emoji but it has tears. idk maybe it's because if he opens his mouth he'll start leaking dt and he wont even be able to talk so its not worth it. or maybe a certain red eyed child or oily king ordered him never to speak unless they tell him to and now killer just doesn't speak. he doesn't even learn sign language or body language or does any physical cues (voluntarily) because that's considering "speaking". idk just ideas but i like the idea of the guy that does arguably the craziest shit to just. not speak. or have any sort of body language ever. he stands and walks like a robot only sort of personality that shines through is in fights. but even if killer doesn't talk and have any sort of physical presence people will still be able to tell what hes like based on his actions

anyways maybe i just need ALL of the mtt not to speak. yeah that seems cool. none of them speak they just silently beat each other up (killer is dead silent dust is violently signing and horror is making several indescribable noises. this is the most intense fight they will ever have)

#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #im SORRY okay i refrained from using the word nonverbal because i reslly don't know anything about it #i didnt do my research on selective mutism or going nonverbal so ibREALLY tried not to say those words #incase this hc is just plain wrong or incredibly disrespectful. but i don't think so????#anyways i just think its a cool idea and the all non verbal fight i described in the end id HILARIOUS #i would pay to see that. mtt fight but they don't talk #can someone make a murder mute trio. a mute time trio. murder time mute PLEASE someone do mtt but none of thrm speak #i think (when theyre not fighting) a mute mtt would be so peaceful and chill #they have to rely SOLELY on nonverbal communication and that strengthens your bond way more than talking does #like they each have to learn each other's tells and what theyre saying without speaking. ultimate bonding exp #EXP? like like like (says dust. he need more LV)#i'm back i think. idk lets see if i can keep this streak going #bad sanses #bad sans gang #nightmare's gang #murder time trio #its not a hc because i personally dont hc killer (or any of the mtt as mute)#SO THIS IS A!#tricule rant

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ratatatastic · 22 days ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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fireladybuckley · 6 months ago

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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻

#911 spoilers #bucktommy #Evan buckley #Tommy kinard #look #as a queer person in a relationship with another queer person #both of whom have major familial trauma #trust me when I say you generally DONT WANT ever reference to your feelings and trauma to turn into a huge deep discussion #sometimes you just say something vulnerable #and the other person does too #and then you joke about it and move on #humour is powerful coping mechanism as well #one that is pretty common especially among guys #people need to freaking relax ffs #Tommy is not a horrible person for making a flirty joke #things were said and feelings were acknowledged #and then they moved on #this is all perfectly freaking natural #Buck is not some sensitive flower that can’t handle a silly joke about daddy issues #please I beg you all to look at this at a distance with some common sense #rather than the ‘but Buck is traumatized and must always be treated delicately!!’ lens #and I am saying all of this as someone who really doesn’t give two fucks about the joke itself #I’m not into daddy kink idgaf #but if the idea that a queer couple isn’t allowed to insert a flirty joke to lighten a moment of vulnerability #then I don’t know what to tell you #you personally finding something innapropriate does not mean it’s actually innapropriate #please just chill out ffs #no one wants to hear about how evil Tommy is for hitting on his boyfriend for months and months to come

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lotus-pear · 1 month ago

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would nana and nana’s ship name be nana 🤨

#this is so stupid please ignore me #guess who started watching nana 😔💔#NO SPOILERS PLEASE BTW #they’re so in love i hope they get married at the end of the series and ren is the maid of honor #god i love nana and hachi sm i wish lesbians were real 😢#i want to do art soon bc hachi and nana's entire wardrobe needs to be mine i WILL draw all their outfits #u can tell when the creator is a woman bc of the immaculate taste the characters have #anyway i've heard this show was devastating but im like 25 eps in and its pretty chill #hachi just started hooking up w takumi so i think things are abt to take a turn for the worse but We Will See #nana

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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On EN server, I cant believe I actually believed you when you said nothing bad happens ever OH MY GOD- QAQ

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#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #are you not enjoying the pretty flowers anon? :)#to be fair this is twst where stakes range from 'time to have delightful hijinks with small plush versions of ourselves'#to 'all magic in the WORLD is about to be destroyed FOREVER'#just one of those days i guess #ALSO i have been informed that you can still tell malleus to chill tf out when he's having his little tantrum and i am SO pleased #tsunotarou be cool 🤝 keep cool hornton #god i love this dumb game

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xxplastic-cubexx · 18 days ago

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Age of Apocalypse and the Legion Quest lead-in is worth a read if you have the time. In AoA, Erik spends every chance he has to tell anyone about how special Charles was to him. 😭

i just KNOW being around him gotta be exhausting as hell why is he like that .....

#snap chats #whats funny is that i actually thought bout getting the legion quest run at some point. because of course i did aelgajl #fuckin crying at this tho LIKE IM NOT SURPRISED BUT ALSO. /ERIK./#see this is why i cant believe in erik/rogue because you mean to tell me she was just chill with him yappin bout that man all day #wholeass fuckin 'erik-' 'he used to call me that...' 'cause thats your fuckin name' shit with them i bet #NO CAUSE PLEASE fym she just let him name their kid charles thats just giving ninety new excuses to talk about Charles #on an entirely unrelated note erik's giving alucard in that second pic... like ok .. still not a fan of the hairstyle tbh but ill take it

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obscure-entity · 8 months ago

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Its critter time >:] Today I give you the Thick Billed Raven (Corvus crassirostris)

OH I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. they look so pompous. i wanted to search how tall they are (their body just looks kind of stilty like that) and did not get an answer but i like this sound they make. you could kind of look at them and tell they make at least 1 funny sound

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normal civilized conversation

#corvids have been interesting me lately a little bit #but they have been on my mind because the crows keep playing in traffic where i live #im really disappointed that i couldnt find a photo of one of these as a hatchling and laugh my ass off at it #if that exists someone tell me please #i also want to know why theres a handful of images where theyre just congregating around bearded vultures #like is it anything remark-worthy or do they just chill

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anonymouscheeses · 6 months ago

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Favorite rarepair ever. Like ever. Excluding chaggily but idk if that counts since it's actually pretty big for a poly ship 😭 but anyway. I got this idea from a acc I follow on TikTok. And omfg they have STOLEN my heart. I hope ppl love them jst as much as I do bcuz LAWD I'm in love

They kiss. Like all thr time

I love being an artist 🤭

U cannot tell me that snake doesn't have ASSSS

Sad how Husk's hair was SNATCHED when he sold his soul to Alastor. Gave it back! 😍

Also Charlie being a supportive wingwoman lmao

I didnt know how much I would love the freaking hat. It's so fun to draw no wonder Viv added it to the design even if it's such a distraction for me when watching the show.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husker #husk #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin husker #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious #hazbin hotel pentious #hazbin pentious #hazbin hotel sir pentious #husk x sir pentious #sir pentious x husk #lemme cook #snakegambler #I ATE GUYS. BRO. I ATE. LIKE. PLEASE TELL ME I ATE THAT SHIP NAME UP. PLS. I DID SO GOOD 😭😭#fanart #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #varlie #i like pilot husk more than show husk personally. like i love the pilot more than the show altogether but specifically husk #AND sir pentious too. like he felt more funny in the pilot actually and such a fun interesting chaarcyer #plus his dynamic with cherri bomb was so much mroe interesting. because ykno it was a mutual evil. it felt more cartoony idk #onto husk. his personality was so much more hilarious and dramatic. in the show hes kinda jst chill and ig thats alr but its not rlly fun?#its not as grumpy cat as id like. hes just a cat. plus his character is waved off by the fandom as just angel's bf and i cant stand that #i miss everhones personality and dynamics in the pilot. it felt likr an entirely other thing and such an interesting conecpt.#but whateva im gnna be happy and ship these two with all my heart!! plus ill make radiodust fanart one day since im starting to love it >:3

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jays-doodle-spool · 3 months ago

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dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”

he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”

dude

i don’t know you??

#why do ppl keep inviting themselves to my convos #i don’t talk loudly #i’m not even saying egregiously stupid things #bro it was a joke relax #he rlly thought #i somehow got to my 3rd year in college as a neuroscience major #and never knew their were positions in medicine that didn’t involve wounds #perhaps i was. idk. joking with my friend #if he had simply been excited to tell me smth he cared about #awesome!! im actually chill with that #but bro entered the conversation like he was dumbfounded by my idiocy #i wasn’t even mad exactly #just so confused about why tf he decided to do that #and why ppl do this to me #are other ppl experiencing this #do random strangers randomly interrupt u to make the convo about themselves #is this a thing?#is this what we’re doing?#i literally wouldn’t care if they brought any other energy #but they enter with this smugness #that activates my fight or flight #i’ll tell u that ur the most genius special boy to ever be #just please stop talking to me

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wereh0gz · 11 months ago

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I'm gonna be completely real for a second, and this might sound a bit. Idk. Mean? Maybe? But like

I don't get why ppl put so much importance into shipping

Like yeah it's fun and all but like. There's other things to do in fandom that don't involve shipping? Like pretty much anything you could do involving shipping you can also do without it

Fanart? Obviously. Fanfic? Of course. Zines and other fandom events? Most definitely. Character analysis, essays, and such? Hell yeah. Engaging with the source material? I mean, unless romance is the main point of it and is completely unavoidable, then I don't see why not

Like maybe it's my ever growing disdain for amatonormativity as an aroace person but not everything has to be abt ships and romance? You can have friendships and families and queerplatonic relationships that don't fit one specific label and even negative relationships like nemeses and stuff like that. You can enjoy things where romance isn't the main point or even remotely relevant. It's fine. It can be really fun even

I just feel like ppl limit themselves a lot to shipping especially with how they interpret character interactions and stuff like that. Like to the point where ppl think certain interactions have to be romantic and there's no other explanation for it when usually there is

Like two characters can be close without being a romantic couple. That's a thing that can happen. Shocking I know (sarcasm)

Idk it gives me the same vibes as ppl assuming I was romantically interested in my guy friends when we weren't even doing anything inherently romantic, just like talking abt our interests or something

That's not to say I don't enjoy romance at all in fanworks but like. When you get bombarded with a billion posts abt shipping you get kinda sick of seeing it

#ramblings #can you tell this is abt prime and all the ppl screaming abt sona///dow bc they had positive interactions in that show #like i enjoy the ship but PLEASE chill out abt it i am begging you #this is also abt other things but i feel like i'd get too heated if i brought them up soooo yeah

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mystilotls · 1 year ago

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Mumbo: ayo buddies, you want this crown?

Doc and Grian: *start snarling and biting eachother*

Mumbo: OH MY GOD-! HEY! CUT IT OUT! Cut it out! *Voice breaking* I just wanted to know if you wanted this pretty crown *cries softly*

#original post #hermitcraft #the introvert has spoken!#shitpost #Grian #docm77 #mumbo jumbo #can't believe Mumbo started another war smh /j #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #in case you can't tell its the 'ayo buddy you want the cheezit' audio #why do wars start from Mumbo just trying to vibe #all I'm saying was the server was chill until he returned /j #this is a joke mumbo please keep being the spoon we love (⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ

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historicallyaccuratecheese · 10 months ago

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The tma season 1 finale is rattling my brain…Gertrude….the tunnels….Sasha…..Jon….all of the connections….uuugghhhh

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #gertrude robinson #sasha james #what do you MEAN the first episode of season 2 isn’t just a chill statement?!#my brain is being overloaded please just CHILL #seriously though it was a fantastic finale #i’m just really scared #not!sasha needs to just…stop doing what she’s doing #i think it’s a genius plot point to introduce but I miss Sasha so much already :(#the tunnels are insane #elias is the sketchiest person i’ve ever seen #martin and tim deserve the world #jon is making me so scared rn #rip jane #i’m genuinely gonna miss her so much you guys have no idea #she was so cool and I hope she’s squirming around in heaven #all I need is for season 2 to tell me what is up with gerard and i will be chill #(or it could just give me the answers to everything)#nah just kidding ha ha ha (…)

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dipperscavern · 4 months ago

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“jon the boring” i am going to rip all of my hair out

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