#PLEASE FOREHEAD TOUCH

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

In the world of heavy metals, love is denser than hate!

[fukutomichi]

∙ Favorite Trope - Headbutt of Love ∙ Suite Française (2014) ∙ The Old Guard (2020) ∙ Pacific Rim (2013) ∙ Lady Chatterley's Lover (2022) ∙ Interview with the Vampire (2024) ∙ The Rings of Power (2022) ∙ The Legend of Tarzan (2016) ∙ The Punisher (2017) ∙ Captain Marvel (2019) ∙ Fallout (2024) ∙ The Mummy (1999) ∙ Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) ∙ All the Light We Cannot See (2023) ∙ Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) ∙ The English (2022) ∙ Strange Days (1995)

[castielsprostate]

genuinely though if they continue venom without tom hardy, or without eddie brock, i will blow myself up and not in a good way

[riveatstoes]

The Charles Xavier Dr. Pepper Timeline (CXDPT)

i can feel in my bones that this is something hardcore X-Men fans are going to lose their minds over (because it’s already happened once in real life), so a quick DISCLAIMER: this is a joke! this is not a serious post, but is actually the culmination of an inside joke between me and my friend! laugh! it’s supposed to be funny.

so, almost two weeks ago now, me and my friend were chatting with a logan chatbot, and—as two people who ship scogan—decided to ask him about scott. and it replied by accidentally using she/her pronouns for him, thus giving us the first inkling of this horrible, horrible au: transmasc scott summers.

from there it wasn’t a long road to where we’re at now, which is…interesting, to say the least. we add onto this universe whenever we’re being stupid and the X-Men come up. for example, we were at work and hating it, so we thought “what if charles decided to make the X-Men work in fast food for a day, and they all abandon kurt inside to do every station himself”

goes without saying that now whenever we’re mad at our job, we express it out loud in mildly okay kurt wagner impressions.

but anyway, the main part of this post is next: the specifics of this AU, written out in a bullet point list of everything that’s canon in it. let me reiterate that this is for shits and giggles, so i don’t want to hear anything about “but _____ isn’t canon!!!” WE KNOW.

Everything Canon In The CXDPT

Charles was not born with his abilities, but instead gained them right after WWII. His parents offered him a crisp can of Dr. Pepper, and the sheer deliciousness gave him the powers we know him for

In order to maintain his abilities he has to drink an absurd amount of Dr. Pepper daily

TRANSGENDER SCOTT!!!

Scogan is real and they’re insufferable

Laura is a Disney Channel / Hannah Montana girlie and makes Logan watch with her (he’s secretly also a fan)

Jean is transphobic. This is a repercussion of her having almost no personality in the original movie trilogy. She was also hit by the lesbianism beam

Laura got Hollywood Undead banned in the mansion

Kurt has a mysterious BF who just stands next to him most of the time and enjoys throwing rocks at Magneto (Kurt doesn’t take part in this but does encourage it)

Charles uses his telepathy to harass Scott into bringing him Dr. Pepper (the others don’t care as much so manipulation doesn’t work)

“Hey Scott, it’s me, Charles Xavier. Remember how my legs don’t work? Do you see this wheelchair? Wanna bring me a Dr. Pepper about it, Scott?”

Laura got banned from MovieStarPlanet for harassing and cussing out her “ex-boyfriend”

Mystique and Rogue defend anything questionable that Laura does by going “Oh come ON guys she’s JUST a GIRL!!!”

Storm is the only normal one here. Everyone else ages her so very badly just by being their pure, unaltered selves

Scott is actually Y/N

Cherik is canon but only in a “it’s my weekend with the kids, I don’t care if it’s your birthday, I only get to see them once every other week ASSHOLE” kind of way

we acknowledge that this is quite the departure for certain characters, but the thing is that they’re fictional characters so what harm is this actually doing? this AU was purely made to fit our senses of humor which aren’t always the best, to say the least, but it’s funny to us.

hope you enjoyed this post but you probably didn’t, if i’m honest.

[leslieseveride]

chenford "i miss(ed) you" s7..... literally all i ask.

[heckacentipede]

we're assuming a typical affectionate cat that at least tolerates being touched in these places, but may play attack places like the tummy

[machinatings]

The intrepid heroes IMMEDIATELY deciding Mira and the sea witch are gay.. they’re just like me

[andy-clutterbuck]

2x11 | Judge, Jury, Executioner

[freddycartr]

does anyone have any good simon and hugh fics that are them being domestic?

[quietwingsinthesky]

THE ONLY TIMES THIRTEEN AND SPYMASTER TOUCH EACH OTHER ARE TO HURT EACH OTHER. BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE.

[celestialulu]

For nalu day I’m gonna need mashima to draw nalu fully kissing or making out

[troublezoey]

Headcanon: Mario has always known about Luigi’s Anxiety. Whenever it gets to be really bad and/or something really traumatic happens that sets it off to a point where Luigi is completely shaken and unable to relax. Mario will gently press their foreheads together, keeping his eyes close and just breathes quietly until Luigi is finally able to calm down.

[luna-the-cretar]

Okay, was nobody going to tell me that whenever you ask your partner for a kiss, it plays a different animation!? Or with Gale, at least? I’ve noticed like 4 different animations so far and omg guys I keep falling in love with this game more and more omg.

[windsweptinred]

Can someone please do a Corinthiel redraw of these? Before I convince myself to do it 🙏🙏🙏

[lunarninja613]

I need to be held and hugged by my comfort character.

Life has been a little rough for me recently, and I just need to be held and hugged by my comfort character.

[stfu-im-thinking-abt-blorbo]

What if I gave Zane's robot appearance a screen instead of a human-like face? His default face is still o_o but let him emote through symbols and emoticons like ? !! UwU >:O ;-; <3 and >///<. He and Jay could add more and even add kaomojis over time to give him more expressions.