#PLEASE CLAP!!!!

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What if I made a short story....haha jk... unless?👀👀👀

Edit: here it is!

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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[macbethheadband]

Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.

[fenkko]

happy birthday from all corners of sumeru! even scara's little hermit corner...

[ssenza]

It is calming to see something familiar in another

inspo x x

[sagethegremlin]

saw a meme similar to this and was struck with inspiration

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emotional support weirdo french people

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18+ minors dni

what’s better than a 2 for 1 special? a 3 for 1 special! please cheer.

warnings: smidge of overstim 🤫

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

jason “move your hand” todd who pins your arms above your head to keep you out of his way. his face is inches from yours as he fucks you harshly into the mattress, enjoying the way you whine at every intrusion. your spine arches off the bed as you struggle under his grip, your sensitivity overwhelming you. “c’mon, ma,��� he rasps, a cocky grin on his lips as you start to shake. “thought you said you could take it.”

dick “let me hear you” grayson who makes you beg for what you need. his hands rub your thighs lovingly as you glare at him and buck your hips in frustration, your aching cunt devastatingly empty despite the slow circles he’s rubbing on your clit. “you gotta tell me what you want, pretty girl,” he tuts gently, teasing his cock along your leaking entrance as you clench around nothing. “use your words for me.”

bruce “I’ll buy you another one” wayne who doesn’t bother waiting until you’re naked to fuck you. the delicate fabric of your gown snags on an old painting as he drives his cock into you while you’re pressed against the wall, filling you at an angle that makes you cry out with each thrust. “sorry about the dress, sweetheart,” he says between the sloppy kisses he’s peppering down your neck. “we’ll get a new one.”

[theartofangirling]

how it feels existing in the world after watching black sails

[adxmanial]

open your mind to me

[midnigtartist]

You know you fucked up when ASTARION is giving you relationship advice

[lykoiii]

it's what's engraved upon my heart

in letters deeply worn

[hoppips]

you will remember me, won't you?

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[rendevok]

Act II ~ The Challenge

A tapestry for chapter 2 of Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

[thethirdromana]

Last year I found contemporary photos for each part of Jonathan's journey to Transylvania. This year, I thought I might go one better. Sound on.

Some notes under the cut.

All clips are from the 1890s (mostly Lumière footage) except Exeter and Romania, which are from 1935, as I couldn't find anything earlier. I tried to avoid anything obviously anachronistic in those shots but I might have missed things.

Peleș Castle is standing in for Castle Dracula. It's not in Transylvania but it is in the Carpathians, and I couldn't resist the shot of it peeking out through the trees. It was built between 1873 and 1914 but 1890s postcards show it as mostly complete.

Bram Stoker doesn't specify how Jonathan gets from London to Munich. The route via Brussels was suggested by Cook's Continental Time Table, Steamship and Air Services Guide 1892 and gave me an excuse to include the train pulling into Cologne (#trainfiend).

The music is this version of the Jonathan Creek theme tune, which is an adaptation of Saint-Saëns' Danse Macabre.

The title card is from Copycat Films.