#PLATONIC DEMOSPY.

[elegantredsnake]

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

[aeroargonic]

Do you still like TF2 ships? What's your favorite ship for each merc?

Pffffft, yeah. Still like TF2 ships lol. Here we go!

(Putting things under the cut because this'll be a long post lmao)

SCOUT: My personal favourite is ScoutPauling lol. A basic bitch answer, I know. But I think they're so cute in a dorkxdork kinda way. DemoScout is a close second too.

SOLDIER: For me, it's probably SoldierZhanna. I'm sorry, they're just perfect for each other. Dumbass 4 dumbass or something. I also have soft spots for SoldierSpy and SoldierMedic. I don't mind DemoSolly, but I personally prefer them as besties; their platonic bon is seriously underrated.

PYRO: SniperPyro. I'm sorry. It's my first TF2 ship and I will love it if it kills me.

DEMOMAN: I am a demofan of the Demoman, alright? This man is sooooooo shippable, everyone ship with him is just absolutely perfect. DemoScout, DemoSolly, DemoSniper...but my personal favourite is DemoSpy. I love it so much. Best TF2 ship of all time in my biased as hell opinion.

HEAVY: Can you be on TF2 Tumblr and not love HeavyMedic? Okay, confession time: I like Spoovy more. Sorry guys, but Spoovy will always reign supreme over HeavyMedic for me.

ENGINEER: Funnily enough, I actually don't think about Engie in terms of being shipped a lot. IDK, I just never really thought about it, or he's just paired offscreen with a minor and irrelevant OC because the plot demanded it. I do like HeavyEngie, whether in a romantic or platonic context. It's just soooooo cozy to me.

MEDIC: DemoMedic. I wasn't kidding when I said Demo was the most shippable guy.

SNIPER: Back on the SniperPyro train! I get the appeal for SniperSpy, I just prefer them as vitriolic best buds. Anyways, if I had to pick a second Sniper ship, it'd be SniperHeavy.

SPY: DemoSpy! DemoSpy! DemoSpy!

MISS PAULING: ScoutPauling, once again for the reasons I listed for Scout. I'm sorry, they're just too adorable.

ZHANNA: Again, back on the ZhannaSoldier hype train.

MERASMUS: I don't really ship Merasmus with anyone, but I will admit that Soldier x Merasmus is realllllllly fucking funny.

[gravitytrips]

Opinion of Platonic DemoSpy?

I think it’s interesting! Quite an unlikely pair

[genni-draws]

I am opening my ask box to questions of all types (please just... Don't be weird. It took me this long to have a tumblr account after years away due to having bad experiences previously on this website.)

I would prefer questions about headcanons for the TF2 mercs, questions about my TF2 fanfics on ao3 maybe, or maybe even the few ocs I've shown off already? I dunno, I'm just bored and wanna try something new lol.

I will also be taking requests for my TF2 Ship Drabbles. I am currently working on one for Bomb Voyage/DemoSpy, and my areas of expertise are SniperScout, EngieSpy, MedicSpy, and HeavyMedic.

Will also take platonic requests.