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who dares to make fun of astarion's smile in my house... (◣_◢)
#FUCKING STOP I CANT BREATHE#leave my baby girl alone#what's wrong with his smile huH HUHHHHHHHHHHH#PISS OFF LMFAO#WHY DO I GET BULLIED LIKE THIS#* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )
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I hate these posts.
either you are AGAINST the idea of thought-crimes, or you're not. just bc someone's a paraphile does NOT make them any kind of offender. being proship, you almost HAVE to be pro-(anti contact) para, because part of being proship is recognizing that your imagination also can't hurt anyone.
ignoring all that, though, the other glaring issue is that these are the exact arguments antis make towards us. calling people predators with no proof, saying paras should "keep it private", that paras are trying to "groom" people into believing their paraphilias are good. replace "paras" with "proshippers" and you've got the same dumb arguments WE'VE BEEN HAVING FOR YEARS.
EVEN FURTHER THAN THAT, what happened to using the block button? why do y'all forget all about that as soon as it's a paraphile, or at minimum, someone you DEEM to be a paraphile. y'all are no better than the people you are against.
#i'm not even a paraphile but. these posts were pissing me off just as a PERSON lmfao#I DO AGREE radqueers are bad. and generally ableist. but they aren't just talking abt radqueers.#proship#proshippers please interact#pro ship#anti anti#pro para#anti c para#NOT FOR PRO/NEUTRAL C PARAS. no. i'll block you.#🏁🎸
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yuuta is the boyfriend BAWLING when he has to drop you off at the airport. it doesn’t really matter how long you’ll be gone, he will be crying, and he’s gonna cry just as hard when he picks you up again too. but that’s not surprising, neither is saying that satoru smothers you in affection and soft gazes but waits until you’re gone and he’s back home to let the tears out. the real gag is that toji is also crying. it doesn’t happen when he drops you off, or when he gets home, and honestly he’s fine for the first few days—crabbier than usual, slower than usual, groggier than usual—but, fine. it’s somewhere around the third or fourth day of your absence that he finds himself crying, unintentionally. he feels the tears on his lips before he realizes they’re falling from his eyes, and there’s a moment of confusion and then a soft laughter of disbelief before he lets the rest of them fall. he doesn’t really know why he’s crying even while he’s crying. he doesn’t sob or make noise or smush his head into a pillow, but when he gets up to wipe his face, he’s confronted with his reflection in the mirror and that’s when it hits him: he’s sad. if you’d asked toji, he’d say he hasn’t experienced true sadness before that moment. despite all the shitty things in his life, he held a sort of neutral, it is what is attitude about it all—but that’s not the case with you. toji’s sad because he misses you and it’s probably the first time in his life he cries because he can Feel something is missing inside of him
#toji fushiguro my beloved…………………#ok but yuuta really is crying a river LMFAO#he cries when he drops you off when you’re gone when he picks you up and even for a day after you’re back#he’s just…… he has big wet doe eyes !!! you can’t blame him#satoru’s eyes are SOOO wobbly but ofc he plays it off and hides it well (not That Well) but it all comes out once you’re gone#megumi doesn’t cry but he’s an absolute ball of incompetence and insufferable behavior while you’re gone#do not recommend pissing him off during this time 😭😭#yuuji doesn’t really cry like he misses you and he tells you every day and he tells everyone in his vicinity that he misses you#but he more so……. like…….. idk if preening is the word but he’s doing Everything for u right before u leave#he’s brushing your hair and doing ur laundry and eating with you and painting your nails#he’s smushing in all the acts of service and quality time possible bc there’s gonna be a little hole in him while you’re gone and he can’t#take care of you :(( baby boy :(((#the only normal people are nanami and hiromi LMFAO#💌
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⋆˚✿˖°🏠♡🎹♫⋆。💪🏻˙✧
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#s4#ts4 gameplay#renee holland#juno holland#ezra ramos#sofia holland#holland g1#holland family save#yea they downsized bc the other place was pissing me off lmfao#occult legacy challenge
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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Everytime i see this idiotic post on 'atheism of white men vs. Atheism of the opressed' i notice something stupid about it i didnt notice before its such brainrot its like watching a surreal movie u notice something new every single time.... and now im thinking..... why do you care if atheists' and non-religious people's 'reasons' for not believing are good and profound enough? Why are their reasons any of your business anyway? Why do you feel entitled to them explaining this to you? They need to 'prove' they're one of the 'good' non-believers to you, why? If this is your attitude do you think they will tell you their real reasons and engage in serious good faith debate with a judgemental stranger who can't mind their own business and comes at them like 'justify yourself to me!' anyway? Do you think they always tell their real reasons to religious people who act hostile and judgemental? They can't just exist out there not believing without having to explain themselves to you? Why does not believing need to be justified, is believing the default state of being? How can you be sure their reasons are what you think they are, how do you know you are not projecting and talking out of your ass?
#hands up dumbest 'progressive' post ive seen here#'they are either a poor lost soul traumatized by religion or one of these reddit fedora atheists!!!!' maybe they are neither lmfao#honestly if u ppl are talking to atheists like this its no wonder theyd get pissed off and say something edgy about 'fairytales' eventually
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chris’s attitude in this stream is so hhhhhh. he’s so serious i just wanna suck him off
#he’s so tired n pissed off at nick lmfao#come here bb lemme make u feel better 😇#or take out ur frustration on me#lemme b ur stress reliever#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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Hostile reminder that the shackled comment comes after Nesta’s confession on Solstice of how she doesn’t think she deserves Cassian.
Which means he knew those words would affirm those feelings of unworthiness and chose to say them anyway 😇
#my drafts are full of bangers#sorry for absolutely bombarding all your timelines today i’m just like extra pissed off for some reason#anti cassian#anti nessian#acotar#like is this even a lack of emotional intelligence at that point#or is it just knowing cruelty#another hostile reminder that nesta was going to apologize to him for this lmfao#sjm when i catch you!!!
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road trip w ur man. haven't stopped in a while. you do a biiig stretch in the passenger seat and let out an obscene, unnecessarily lewd moan. how's he reacting.
#togame JOLTS and stares at you wide eyed#does like a slow head turn and everything looking spooked#he's half hard and confused#endo's doing a moan war#he's gonna try to outmoan me#he gets so into character he's swerving around a little#it's funny at first and then we get turned on so he pulls over#hiragi isn't even one of my favs but i just feel like he gets all pissed off LMFAO
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Unwell about the idea of Orin using Durge's face to keep the charade going of the Durge still being around, so Gortash doesn't get suspicious.
He does anyway because she didn't understand how real their relationship was - and she slips up. Often. He knew immediately when the Dark Urge became so, so very cold. Nothing like the warmth he has known for years now behind closed doors; because it isn't them.
She is good at fine details of the body; she gets every scar, every little blemish perfectly, but she can never truly imitate the person behind the Urge.
She couldn't have hoped to anyway, because she didn't know who they really were. Only Gortash could, because he is the first to ask.
It surprises her, and infuriates her, even! The mighty Dark Urge, debased into some lovesick puppy yearning after this little Lordling!
And the mistakes that follow are how Gortash learns the Dark Urge is gone.
#bg3#durgetash#I'm obsessed with the scene where she wears the player's face and it won't leave me like heLLO LARIAN?#I know it's a popular hc that Orin probably wore durge's face to taunt Gortash but I just think she probably did it to keep the charade up-#-until she took hold of everything. and gortash was going to be kept in the dark as long as possible until she could figure out what was-#-going to be inherited from her dear sibling!#I once again have to add I plan to write Orin wearing Veren's face to piss Ketheric off too lmfao. I wonder if the Netherbrain ever saw it-#-too honestly; just Orin parading her sibling's skin around while mocking him relentlessly. chef kiss#Gortash being mortified and then even worse when the REAL Durge walks back in but it's just like Orin again but worse.#Worse because it's really them this time#but there's no weak imitation. it's just. an empty shell.
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"US proxy war in Ukraine" Beating u with lead pipes
#Ukraine. is. fighting. a. genocide. Yes USA foreign policy has a lot to be critisized but a TINY SLIVER of a defence budget#being sent to Ukraine is NOT one of them (except the fucking. lack of actual teeth and backing but that's not unique to the US)#UKRAINE. WOULD FIGHT. ANYWAYS. YOU GODDAMN DINGDONGS.#And the more information that comes out from liberated territories the more I'm pissed off that people piss and moan#about arming Ukraine (WHICH THE US ISN'T EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID INTERNAL POLITICS!!!!)#rusbots fuck off it'll be block on sight I'm not arguing about this lmfao#I'm taking a break from internet I've seen too much of this shit lately peace gang see you in a few days ✌#current events#kat gets personal#me#ukraine
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need to find that post someone made abt looking for helena wayne content and just being greeted by yet another "Damian learns to babysit his wittle sister!"
#like please shut up#i like damian and all but this just pisses me off#she should always be older than him idc#i guess i have to write shit all by myself huh#for me and the 2.5 ppl who'll read it LMFAO
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okay but a version of events in which tommy takes ellie to the fireflies, but NEITHER of them come back. and maria joel have to work together to get them back
#maria and joel best friend agenda#has someone already done this (in a way that actually characterizes maria as an actual person w a plot lmfao)#pissed off maria and regretful af grumpy joel having to team up#joel at first being like i canNOT let you come with me youre pregnant#maria: and who the fuck are you to tell me what to do#joel: okay ur coming i guess#him doing anything and everything to make the trip as easy and safe as possible for her#runs on like four hours of sleep every night so she only has to take one watch and gives her 70% of their food#at first maria is sooooooo not having it like#sure you care about me and my baby who you asked your brother to LEAVE for yOUR SELFISH SHORTSIGHTED ASS#but then one night hes telling her a story about ellie and then she tells a story about kevin and he tells a story about sarah#and she can see how much he loves not just his late baby girl but his living one too#and in that moment she just kind of gets it#tommy told her this part of joel was long dead#the part that was soft and loving and good#but he was wrong#he was so wrong#and all maria needed was to see that for herself#and then they team up and break into davids camp and take care of business#tommy and ellie are probably there that makes sense#and then ellie is like we still have to finish this we’re going to the fireflies#maria: um haha ur funny no we’re not#ellie: i—#maria to tommy and joel: no we’re not everybody pack it up#we’re going HOME#joel and tommy: yes ma’am#maria miller#joel miller#au#i had a dream abt this last night couldnt at least do a tag story on it
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prefacing this post with "i am aromantic" to give it context anyway i simply cannot stand when "i broke the world for us" is seen as sympathetic/aspirational/etc or ppl say x other tragic-but-otherwise-normal relationship would fit it. like i have very little sympathy to extend to a character that kills and tortures kids bc they couldnt stand the thought of their significant other dying
#'keyleth would break the world for vax' listen um. I do not think she would do that. that might just be me.#cr#cr1#if character a would actively partake in murdering kids and bringing about the apocalypse. over character b dying.#thats fucking cringe to me !!! not even a god forbid women do anything moment thats the weakest justification you could have!!#delilah briarwood meet me in the fucking pit . hashtag aro people against delilah briarwood#the s1 rewatch of tlovm was fun bc i remember liking episode 9 the least first time around#but rewatching it it's a perfectly ok episode it's just the opening scene pissed me the fuck off lmfao
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toxic situationship with Bakugou where he keeps telling you that he can’t be in a relationship with you because he’s a pro and he’s so busy and you won’t love him the way he would love you because of his temper and all that other self destructive bullshit.
but he can’t help going over to your place on nights where he has a late hour patrol, climbing onto your balcony and tapping on the window until it wakes you. can’t help but grumble about having a hard shift, or a shitty night, or how your place is just closest to his agency. you beat yourself up for accepting him every time, but it’s hard not to when he holds your waist and tips your mouth so sweetly to his.
toxic situationship with Bakugou who doesn’t want to take you out publicly in fear of villains going after you, but he watches every video you post of you hanging out on late nights. dancing and drinking and enjoying yourself, flirting with different people and posting it on a private story that he has access to. always comments something passive aggressive and petty underneath, but if you ask him to take you out for brunch the next morning, it’s another bullshit excuse on why he can’t.
just…..him wanting you but scared of the commitment, but he also can’t lose you in fear of you finding someone better. so he’ll sabotage every chance he gets when it comes to you finding someone who will post you, who will go out with you publicly, who will give you a label that’s concrete and meaningful.
#ykw pisses me off#when people only have one view of a character and that’s it#like you stale cracker ass bitch WHERES THE VERSATILITY??????#lmfao but no seriously like I definitely see certain characters as one specific way#but I also like exploring them as other concepts I wouldn’t typically write or incorporate in my self ship#like to me bkg is very devoted and is willing to overcome his fears and have a partner publicly if that’s what you want#but also this other side of him……the toxic sex>><<<<#not I fucked up the directions of the arrows AOSJDODJFKFKFF#but u get the point#I wrote about him being toxic on my old blog n now I have to find it#love the concept of him being so devoted but so afraid to fully commit#anyway I just heard a loud bang outside and I’m scared to sleep now lmfao gn#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬
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I feel good today let’s see what is going on in the satosugu ao3 ta-
#this is the level of pettiness I used to see in voltron fandom#and I was in voltron fandom exactly 8 years ago#I don’t even believe this is a rage post bro like they passionate about this stuff lmfao#jjk#satosugu#even marvel fandom was more civilised than this and marvel fandom was A LOT of ppl#ughhhhh closing stsg ao3 and never opening this shit again#this goge gego shit got me so pissed off none of you classy af#goge#tagging yall because enough with this bs please
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