#PB Parker

[butevrythinggoesaway]

I kind of headcanon Noir as having kelptomania, so it leads him to just taking things sometimes. Not many people really know, but Miguel is a bit over the top with making him empty all his pockets even if he's just passing by and hasn't done anything.

He once took a family photo of PB's, then felt really guilty the next day, and went to return it like he usually does when he feels guilty about the theft, except MJ caught him, and he had to explain what happened to her.

If he doesn't feel guilty about the theft he gives it to one of the other spiders. Margo is yet to realize the hairband he gave her last month was stolen from a shop.

[metalichotchoco]

Is it breaking canon to tell him?

[the-apple-juice]

Happy father's day to Peter B Parker and happy first post to me

[gooseygooseyartstuff]

So I nearly got locked out of my own blog due to busted Laptop issues, nearly had a heart attack, but like here I am, I'm back, and I'm never gonna not write down my stuff ever again. Here's an older Artfight Picture I did for my homie @rebel-skull of their Splatoon Spidersona PB I love him, he's my favorite Spider OC, he's the best.

[piss-in-boots]

A Peter Parker from a dimension taking place during the late-18th century. I’m calling him P.B. Parker and I’m thinking he gained his abilities through magical means rather than radioactivity. He can blend into his environment and move very quickly, as well as having the general spider-like abilities.

[tecochet]

mary jane's husband and his boyfriend

[uncharted-constellations]

I... Cannot stop

[honorarypines]

I can’t believe y’all just gave up on Spideypool as soon as Miguel entered the chat bc you find him hot

[gutsygremlin]

I just know Miguel has huge raised scars on his back that he WAS embarrassed by but Peter and MJ are really really into them

[butevrythinggoesaway]

I imagine PB probably has a bunch of rules for everyone, like personalised lists about what each spider is and isn't allowed to do.

He updates it like every two years, and Benj and Hobie's portions keep getting bigger and bigger every time. He hefts the damn rule book around in a wheelbarrow at this point

[metalichotchoco]

He is but a boy pb, he will wither under the winter’s cold grimy hands.

Miles is skinny and noir worries good naturedly

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Local FIB agent gets into fight with teen. Teen wins

-The news at one point @imabiscuitinthousandworlds

[tiptapricot]

Ok spiderdads settled pretty quickly ship name wise but I’ve seen a lot of different ones used for Peter/MJ/Miguel and we gotta un-striate if we want any tagging search hope here sO here are the ones I’ve seen/used, if there’s ones I’ve missed add them in the tags and I’ll make a new poll if there’s enough of that.

Small explanations I’ve seen around are given below for context/meaning, so PLEASE READ THEM FIRST before voting. Let’s get this name o7

Pbmigj: plays off the preexisting Peter B and MJ ship name PBMJ and adds Miguel in to put him in a Parker sandwich. Generally unique and shouldn’t get confused with other tags.

Polyspider: poly relationship of spider people and at least to me has a futuristic vibe to it also.

Spideysjane: p straightforward, two spiders and MJ, and pretty clear references to who’s involved in a fandom context. Also generally unique

PBM&Ms: a similar play off the “Peter B shortened to a peanut butter acronym pun” as PBMJ, and with the two Ms involved makes a fun peanut butter m&ms ref. Love this one but am worried it could mix things up with stuff actually about peanut butter m&ms? Otherwise v v fun.

[tv-mind]

SORRY BUT I DO LOVE/SHIP SPIDERDADS (A WIN FOR OLD MAN YAOI! When did we start calling it that?!) I love the thought of Miguel being a total dork and softie around Peter. I also love the thought of Peter folding this 6'9 beefcake of a man into a pretzel and fucking his brains out! <3

[ancpikachu]

Since tictac is officially banned I thought I’d finally post my Peter B head canons (I’m so glad I didn’t delete them from my notes ;7;). Just for funsies

Peter B Parker Headcanons

Listens to muckbang and then gets hungry

Had a crush on Ariel from the Little Mermaid growing up (it was the red hair xD)

Loooooooooveed watching Bill Nye the Science Guy in class!

Whenever he gets the chance he’ll sneak up behind someone and say “BOO!” just for kicks and giggles xD MJ and Miguel are usually his targets

Definitely dips his fries in milkshakes

Snorlax is is favorite Pokemon (he told me this on character ai xD)

Was more of a Nintendo kid than Atari

Professional yapper about topics he’s really into ie science. No seriously he’d probably go on for hours

Got his first grey hair at 30. Being Spider-man’s a stressful job!

Procrastinates when there’s so many things he has to do at once.

Doesn’t have his drivers license since he lives in NYC

Probably read Archie/Garfield growing up

Listens to Dad Rock *cough cough Linkin Park cough cough* Weird Al’s one of his guilty pleasures tho

Would do that little dancey dance (when he had the Symbiote) to embarrass Miles and Gwen just because xD

Speaking of which if you tell him not to do something….hes going to do it. Just like a cat

Will tease you about everything and anything because this man is DEVIOUS

If you’re his s/o will find every opportunity he can to tickle you because DEVIOUS!!!!

Would watch SpongeBob or Ren and Stimpy with you

Probably did some fist pumping followed by some “Yeeeeaaahhh buddies” back in the early 2010’s just to make fun of it xD

Went to Hoboken just to eat pastries at Carlo’s Bakery. Have you seen their cakes???? 🤤

Coughs, sneezes, and snores like a dad xD it WILL scare you

Knows the best spots to watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was one of his dates with MJ awwww 🥺

He maybe a foodie but he’s not that great at cooking. He’s burnt many Thanksgiving turkeys…Parker luck xD

His favorite animals are Seahorses :3

Not the best at giving advice but he’ll listen to your problems, and try to come up with something to make you feel better. Sometimes it helps other times it doesn’t

Will give you goodbye/goodnight kisses

Tried out being a comedian but no one laughed at his dad jokes :(

Draws devil horns and mustaches on any picture of JJJ any chance he can get xD

Is definitely a Pokemon professor in a different universe

Got stuck to people several times while trying to give them high fives

He smells like Peanut butter…..I totally didn’t make this up because of his initials xD

Will affectionately call you a goober when goofing off

Invader Zim is one of his favorite shows. His favorite character is Dib :P

Has a couple of back scratchers around the apartment because some itches are hard to reach

Has owned a Snuggie/onesie

Donald Ducks around the apartment when it gets hot

Is smart enough to take a computer/game console apart and put it back together, but once it’s taken apart he procrastinates and it’ll sit there for months until he gets back to it 👍

His tummy makes a great pillow. He doesn’t mind if that’s how you want to cuddle

Gets really happy whenever he sees someone wearing his merch (is even happier when he sees YOU 🫵 wearing it) but keeps that to himself

He aches ALL the time since being Spiderman took a toll on his body 🥺 (in particular his shoulders due to all that wall crawling)

Definitely eats cookie dough before baking cookies (and thinks it’s better than the end product xD)

Has attempted to do birthday parties when rent was due

Felt sick to his stomach when he found out about ElsaGate and wanted to sue xD

Got into the habit of talking to himself on his Spiderman escapades, and sometimes does it around other people then gets embarrassed

One of his pet peeves is when someone spits out their gum on the sidewalk

Isn’t afraid to tell the waiter if they got his order wrong :O

Aaaand that’s all I’ve got. Hehehe I love himmm