#PA AU

[cafulur]

Modern Personal Assistant Labru AU ✨📋🐉

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- Laios is a renown animal/monster expert (not sure yet if this is modern as in no monsters or just a modern version of their realm w/ monsters included)

- he does most of his research independently, occasionally working alongside small groups of other scientists

- a new animal species / monster mutation emerges that completely captures the world’s and Laios’s interest. As one of the top zoologists / monsterologists in the nation, he gets requested to head the first ever research on this unknown creature.

- something about this species is so bizarre that in addition to studying it, Laios is suddenly also having to do press conferences to explain to the masses wtf is going on.

- … except he kind of can’t. the first time he gets on the mic in front of a bunch of people, one reporter asks if there is concern for reproduction as we’ve only found two females of the species. Laios goes on a 20 minute rant about the egg laying process they recently discovered and how according to x-rays of the eggs they do not require a mate to reproduce but appear to still seek and thrive off of community. A conference that should’ve had enough time to answer dozens of questions ends with him only have answered two and a half, as he greatly struggled to be succinct and not derail into mile long explanations. But to Laios, every detail counts!! They’re all important pieces to the puzzle!

- his boss pulls him aside— “listen, you’re the only person on the planet at the moment who has the most knowledge about this thing. if you’re going to also be it’s’ spokesperson, you need to handle your PR better and read the room. we’ve assigned you an assistant to help with any future public appearances.

- enter Kabru, works in public relations, usually political, and is all too comfortable with addressing the masses. local elections just ended and so as a PR specialist he’s being assigned unconventional work by his management company during this downtime, which includes a rambly scientist with zero social cues or ability to read the room.

- Kabru sits down with Laios at a café a few days before the next conference and they run through a little practice session. Kabru clears his throat and acts as a reporter.

- “So, Mr. Touden, how long do you expect the research to go on for before we know if we can integrate this species into our local environments? Is it even safe for us to be near them?”

- “it’s not a question on whether or not it’s safe for us but whether or not it’s safe for them. they seem to be flighty little guys, and don’t even agitate or fight when provoked. but something about the oils from human skin damages their feathers, they have almost the same texture and composition as paper. it’s really fascinating actually, they somehow appear to be resistant to water but our oils break them down very quickly, and so we’re thinking they might thrive better on reserves people can’t access. but that’s also not exactly ideal due their apparent difficultly living in captivity and small spaces, as well as the potential need to migrate. closing off their environment may actually—“

- Kabru knows deep, deep down in his heart of hearts that he needs to cut the man off right then and there, show him how he could be more concise and clear with his words, and maybe not ramble so much. but Laios is positively glowing with both wonder and genuine concern for this creature, and Kabru cannot help but be completely captivated.

[sleeping-donkey]

Post Apocalypse AU

A-What-If in which Atata Tiga civilization collapsed due to pollution + several nuclear fallouts

(Adujojo centric of course, drawn by @anikiain and me! )

Adudu’s a mechanic that takes commissions to build and fix things for a living, all the while he’s saving up build his very own spaceship.

Ejojo’s an infamous bounty hunter with a horrid personality, and meets Adudu one day when Bagogo — a regular big name client of his — recommends him to him for repairs.

[vodika-vibes]

I have Yuu and Fox on the brain again. (Honestly, they're never far away)

You comb your fingers through his curls, gently massaging his head as he presses his weight down against you.

Your poor Commander does so much, works so hard, that you're pretty sure that the bags under his eyes can hold your entire wardrobe.

It's your fault.

At the time, you were so determined to get the Guard out from under Palpatine's thumb, that you never stopped to consider what the aftermath would be.

But you see it now.

Your Foxy is so tired all of the time. The weight of the galaxy rests on those broad shoulders... and you placed it there.

You release a soft sigh and kiss the top of his head, "I'm so sorry, Fox."

He stirs and peers up at you through tired eyes, "What for?"

"I did this to you." You explain.

He stares, uncomprehending, for a moment. And then his confusion clears. Fox shifts his weight so that he's able to press his hands against your cheeks, "Oh, little bird," the pet name falls from him in a sigh of affection, "You've made my life so much better."

You're not sure that's right, but he sounds so earnest that you can't help but relax under him.

Content that you're no longer fretting needlessly, your Foxy adjusts so his weight isn't on top of you, and the both of you settle into blissful rest.

For the night, all is well.

[jsabtdfandtsoec]

Random Lost Evil doodles, and wait. YOOO insert over exaggerated gasp, lmao IS THAT CORRUPTED HAL-

Btw, siley was planning to steal the crystal from Gunter and hal.

[zovie9638]

Part 7

Burn.

Next Part Previous

[josephscoat]

The Budgerigar Burglars

"A little birdie told me something..."

@professorcalculusstanaccount, thank you for doing the promotional/cover art of the story!! I would also like to thank them for bouncing ideas with me and subsequently proof/beta reading chapter 1 ― they’ve been very supportive and encouraging.

While I was unable to post on the actual dates I set up due to some personal reasons on my end, I will *hopefully* have it out sooner or later.

As a sort of teaser 2, here’s the first 101 words of The Budgerigar Burglars by @professorcalculusstanaccount and me, Jo :> !

Tintin was Bobbie’s most expensive drunken purchase.

He can’t remember much from the night he got the cockatiel, much less how he got his name― he just woke up with a pounding headache one morning, to a bird singing showtunes in his ear, in the dilapidated state of their (once shared) apartment.

Recalling past events, it was the night they’d finally settled for the divorce; his then wife was packing her belongings, planning to head off to who knows where and Bobbie was drinking enough spirits that could turn him into a spirit, if he kept at it for too long.

When the full thing does come out, I plan post it on to AO3 and post a link to the fic here on Tumblr.

For slightly more info on what the story and AU is about, click on to here to visit teaser 1 which is also the current pinned post of my blog!

[twigs-sprigs]

that one fuckass shockwave comic cover but it's my post apocalyptic au lloyd teehee (reference and blank version under cut)

[stylessbean]

Harry Styles Fic Recs: One Shots

Friends to Lovers:

Best Friends My Ass by @theonewiththefanfics

the edge of all we've ever known by @stylesharrys

overprotective by @satanhalsey

The one where Y/N is terribly oblivious and Harry is in love with his best friend - H.S by (unknown)

Like You Mean It* - @gucciforasushirestaurant

Famous! Reader:

POUR IT OUT by @watchmegetobsessed

Never Have I Ever by @watchmegetobsessed

goodbye by @peleksstuff

this blurb by @anettesblogs

late late show by @let-me-write-shit

celebrity crush by @inkslingerharry

a talk show and a surprise by @gucciwins

the instagram poll by @ifancyharry

i love you, i'm sorry - @sweetcherryharry

Assistant! Reader:

Tomato - Tomato by @theonewiththefanfics

in which you’re harry’s assistant and harry needs to open his eyes by @havethetimeofyourstyles

shy by @moonchildstyles

ever since new york by @ifancyharry

two for the show by @nationalharryleague

Fluff:

sweet nothings by @pancakes4two

Update (2 parts) by @watchmegetobsessed

love her stupid by @finelinevogue

love me like you do by @stylesharrys

vogue beauty secrets by @avatar-anna

Wishing you were here tonight is like holding on. (CEO!H)** by @guardarecheluna

look into his angel eyes by @thestoryofusstan

Angst:

can't be with you anymore by @lovebittenbyevans

Smut: (click here for my smut masterlist)

trust by @daisyblog

BMWB by @cinemastyles-backup

[rakiah]

…I can’t help not rolling my eyes each time I hear that damn accordion.

[avaritia-apotheosis]

PERSONAL ASSISTANT DANNY AU!!!

Amity Park has a lot of strange things going on, and because of that, is notoriously known for paying much attention to anything outside the city limits. So when Danny Fenton gets applies and gets accepted to be the personal assistant for the CEO of Wayne Enterprise, he doesn't think much about moving to Gotham. The pay is ridiculously good, and the benefits? Don't even get him started.

But with supervillains, vigilantes, and way too many kidnappers running amok, Danny's starting to realize why the job's hazard pay was so ridiculously high.

Meanwhile, the rogues of Gotham city are seriously wondering where Wayne managed to get such an insanely strong bodyguard.

[kindergartenpa]

KINDERGARTEN AU START

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BASIC INFO: -The kids are all aged 13-14 -Asks will be open at specific points in the story -Story and character lore will be shared slowly as the blog goes on -The AU focuses and explores the traits and dynamics of characters -Blood, gore, abuse, violence, drugs, substance abuse, etc may appear in the AU. Trigger warnings will be added to posts containing such. List may be updated later down the path

RULES:

-Magic anons will not be permitted -Absolutely no racism, homophobia and other types of discrimination is allowed. (Do not copy possible discriminatory actions of any characters in the AU)

[zeldabecameaqueen]

I LOVE THEM

The back of the signs Richas designed, I know it'll probably change over time but I love these ones

I didn't put Gegg's one because well too many images for tumblr

screenshots from badboyhalo's stream

[vodika-vibes]

“You’re everything to me.”

YES FOX

Fox is so sweet, I love him so much. And he loves Yuu so much, lol.

You lean against Fox, pressing a light kiss against his bare chest. He's still asleep, though he does tighten his grip around you when he feels you shift. You have no intention to leave his arms. Not now that you have him and he has you. But you can't sleep. You shift so that your arms are folded on his chest, and you look down at him, your eyes scanning his peaceful features. Separating the Guard from the Senate was probably the best thing you ever did for him. He looks healthy. But you're worried. Worried about him. You're no fool, for all that you play the part. You know the Chancellor wants the clones back under his thumb, and their only saving grace is that you've given them so many responsibilities that he can't touch them without bringing the ire of the Republic down on him. You hope Fox knows that you've done all of this for him. To keep him safe. You love him so much. Slowly you reach up and brush your fingers against his cheek, and a small smile crosses your face. Palpatine will never touch him. You won't allow it. And you always get what you want. Fox stirs and he lightly grips your hand with his, and he brings your fingers to his lips, pressing feather light kisses against the pads of your fingers, "Little Bird, why're you awake?" "I was thinking." "About?" "How much I love you."

[burntheedges]

Pas de Deux Art!

Hey y'all. I am super behind on all notifications but I successfully moved this weekend! I am hoping to catch up in the next couple of days, now that our stuff is in the new place. In the meantime I have a special bonus post for y'all. I commissioned this absolute masterpiece waaaaay back in October and I cannot believe I managed to resist posting it for this long. I wanted to wait until Din took his shirt off in the fic! 😂

Please enjoy this absolute magic that @kenobiwanx made for us -- it's him! It's ballet!Din! Look at him! 😍 Gio this is so amazing, thank you again so, so much!!

😍🥺 now imagine having to get through rehearsal next to him. lol see you on Wednesday for the next chapter!

[gay-impressionist]

L'académie française, quand tu penses qu'ils ont touché le fond, ils creusent le sol en fait

[sibmakesart]

c tres tres specific comme idee mais il fallait que ca sorte