#P.S. this is kinda corny

[lifeless-discodancer]

Has anyone ever made a "Harry transfers to precint 57" AU? Idk how it would work in canon (Like what happens? Does Kim feels kinda bad leaving Harry alone with this people who kinda hate him and offers him a spot in his precint? Would that mean that the 57 wins the pissing contest? And the 57 gets Martinaise??!!) but i have a few ideas about how that scenario would work post transfer.

●Harry and Kim get partnered up almost immediately. There would be some delays but i don't know if it would be because everyone wants Harry as a partner (He is some sort of cop legend so i would asume some other officers who might be Kim's superiors or equals also have a say on choosing the Can-Oppener as their partner) or because the capitain doesn't want Harry to be partnered with anyone (He did a big mess in Martinaise and he is a big mess in general so i wouldn't be surprised if the capitain wanted him as far from the rest as possible), but eventually Harry and Kim become partners.

●Kim keeps the Kineema. Why would they take it away from him if he isn't going anywhere?

●The caseload in the 57 is much smaller than the 41's. Harry would be considerably more relaxed and that would made quitting drugs easier for him.

●Headcanon Kim's coworkers however you like. Idk if they are assholes or just normal, polite people but what i do know is that nobody is mean to Kim in Harry's watch. (That probably means that Kim has to tell Harry not to punch the people calling him Kimball at least five time a day, it annoys him a little but is also kind of endearing in a fucked up way)

●Things are still fucked up, i mean Harry and Kim are still cops, Harry still doesn't remember anything and Kim is still represed asf, and the seaside view is not changing any of that soon. (But i least they have eachother, in a slightly less stressful enviroment... compared to the 41...)

●Not so serious idea but i firmly believe that Jean, in all of his pathetic might, is finding the time to go all the way to the G.R.I.H and yell at Harry's face. (And he IS dragging Judith and Trant with him)

●To be honest that's kind of it. It would be pretty boring or at least very similar to how it would be if Kim transferred to the 41, the only differences would be that Harry isn't specially know by any of his new coworkers but Kim is, and that any crime you can imagine happening at a building in Jamrock could also be happening at the G.R.I.H. but like in a boat or something of that sort.

[raitonsfw]

𝟸𝟻𝟶 𝟶𝟶𝟶 𝚢𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 | 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 ꨄ

𝓈𝓎𝓃𝑜𝓅𝓈𝒾𝓈: Gojo was a big fucking spender, whether you liked it or not. Almost every clothing item he owned ranged well over the price of 150 000 yen, even his shoes; sometimes those were more expensive. Coming home one day from work, there’s a pink gift bag (complete with a lil bow and all) sitting pretty on the ottoman for you. As you opened it, black expensive lace peeked back at you and so did the price, zeros going on for miles on the tiny tag.

warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, fem!reader, boyfriend!gojo, rich!gojo, dirty talk, lingerie (and the tearing of it), grinding (if you squint), fingering, cunnilingus, slight breeding kink, p in v intercourse, creampie, insecurity (about how much gojo spends), corny pick up lines, sayings, & jokes, pet names (sweetheart, baby, angel, pretty, princess, good girl), lovedrunk, feral, & pussywhipped gojo (man loves you, would hang the moon for you fr), a surprise near the end (i said he loves you goddammit)

a/n: happy february 1st (finally can say it without the queue messing up my schedule) anyway, here's my second valentine for you loves! i hope you enjoy, until next week! 💌 wc: 3.4k. v-day m.list | m.list

a/n pt 2: p.s. i'm such a sucker for writing gojo kinda cringey. alsoo its not my best work but i did what i could!

divider credit: @hitobaby & @firefly-graphics

Coming home was the biggest mistake you had made in your entire life, because what the fuck was this? Your fingers held up a piece of lace material, black in color and you puzzled at it as you noticed that the lingerie piece barely looked as though it’d cover anything; thanks to your million dollar boyfriend.

“It’s gorgeous, huh?” You heard his promiscuous voice ring out through the living room at just the right time, when your voice cursed him to the high heavens. You nearly jumped out of your skin, the lingerie falling near your feet and you turned quickly to face him, his hip popped against the doorframe.

“Satoru!” Your face was bright red, the blush spreading down your neck and you hid your face underneath your sweatshirt sleeve with a scowl. Gojo was in his usual sorcerer uniform, complete with the black blindfold covering the vivid blue and you still tried to shy away from him even though you knew you couldn’t. Not when his eyes saw all, saw the way yours glistened at the thoughtful gift.

“Hey sweetheart. Like the gift?” 

“I told you not to buy me any more lingerie…” You huffed, glancing at the tag as you went to put the set back in the bag. There was an infinite amount of zeroes littering the price tag and you almost dropped the lingerie piece again– in utter shock that the fucking price was over 250,000 yen. “Oh my God…”

“Oh, please. I know you, you don’t wear lingerie sets more than twice. And last time I checked, I tore the last one.” He smirked, walking towards you with a tiny skip in his step and your hands trembled as you smoothed the lace over with your delicate fingers. “Besides, your favorite store was having a Valentine’s Day sale and I just had to have you in that.” 

Right, it was Valentine’s Day soon. 

“A sale?! This doesn’t look like a price tag for a sale. More like someone’s monthly rent, -toru.” You frowned, feeling Gojo’s strong arms fold underneath your waist and he took the fabric in his hands. Unfurling it from its tangled confines, he draped it over you with a gentle hum of a tune evading your surroundings.

“Hold it like that for me.” Gojo murmured as he stepped around you, standing in front of you while checking behind him as he backed up slightly. He focused on you, his fingers coming up to ‘snap a picture’ and you blushed profusely when you saw the dopey smile that mustered up on his face. Your blush turned into another scowl though as you remembered the price of it, how could he just spend money so fruitlessly?

Gojo lifted his blindfold for a few seconds to glance at your figure; you could see the gears turning in his head and you wouldn’t be very surprised if he sprouted an erection right then and there. But he also noticed your glowering eyes and his lighthearted demeanor faded away, a worried look washing over his face.

“What’re mad for, baby? I wasn’t going to pass up the chance to spoil you.” 

“You spend so much on me, I’m not worth that much.” You muttered, starting to fold the lingerie set to put it back in the bag; away and out of sight from you.

You usually liked Gojo’s sweet gestures, gifts piled at your doorstep like it was Christmas every month normally but this time it just seemed a bit out of place– you knew him to flaunt his wealth alot but this? He’s never gotten you something so expensive. You couldn’t accept such a generous gift that would be soiled within minutes of wearing it.

“Excuse me? Where’d you learn that crazy talk from?” Gojo said with an exasperated gasp, coming to embrace you and you didn’t answer him as he pulled you close. His hands feathered through your hair and honestly you couldn’t breath through the fabric of his jacket, the turtleneck part of it threatening to strangle you as he squeezed himself around you in a tight hug.

“Don’t ever think that! I would buy the world for you if I could manage to fit it inside a gift box.” 

You couldn’t help but laugh into his chest, his words souring after they sat for a minute. “That was so cringey, Satoru.” 

“You still love me though, perks of being me… I think?” Gojo let go of you, holding you by your shoulders now and you reached up to slip his blindfold fully off. He blinked through the dimness of the apartment, his eyes fixating on you once more. 

There was something that just made you feel so in love with him, everytime you managed to zero in on those hypnotic eyes of his– almost every bad thought melted away and yeah, you were definitely overreacting. 

Let the man spoil you, if he so wishes.

“Yes, I still love you.” You fonded, planting a luscious kiss against his lips and he had no qualms, his mouth instantly moving against you eagerly. Gojo softly moaned into the kiss, one of his hands snaking down your back towards your ass and you squeaked out as he gave you a tiny swat against the plushness of it.

“Great, now go try on the lingerie.” Thrusting the bag back into your hands, he grinned at you and there was no way in hell you could deny him– not with the way he looked, so ecstatic to see you in the precious lace garments he bought you.

Putting it on wasn’t much of a struggle, it fit you nicely in all the right places. The full length mirror did you just enough justice, staring back at a body that had devious curves and everything in between the skimpy lace that barely covered your intimates. You weren't all that self conscious, though you weren’t sure what you’d do once you were in front of Gojo. Where would he look first? 

Would his eyes lay against your breasts that bobbed in the lace, perched up prettily or would they drag to your soft thighs, cuffed in the garter belt holding up the thigh highs that accented the set? Would they focus on your mound and in the middle, your drenched pussy staining the thin fabric or would he drool over everything all at once? 

“Baby… Are you done yet? I’m getting lonely.” You heard him mewl outside the door, a soft tap from his knuckle echoing through the bathroom and you nodded to yourself, adjusting little bits and pieces of the thread to make sure it sat perfectly for him. 

You paused with your hand on the doorknob. Why were you so goddamn nervous? 

“You have it on? C’mon, let me see already.” 

As you opened the door, Gojo wasn’t in front of it anymore. Instead, he was seated on the lavish sofa that met in the center of the room, his head lying lazily against the back of it with his arms extended. His thighs were spread apart on the cushions, his legs folding outwards and you could already see a lush bulge in his trousers, peaked with interest as he waited impatiently for you. You wanted to skip the shame of twirling for him and just sit yourself right against it, sit yourself down on it and just–

Gojo’s head snapped up– he must’ve sensed you– and his bright eyes zeroed in on your face first. Then they trailed down towards your body, drinking in the adorned curves of the lingerie on you and his mouth fell open in a quiet sigh. “Y/N…” 

You walked towards him, a small sway to your step and his hands pressed down against the sofa as you neared him. They nearly white knuckled it, his mouth still open and his eyes flickering over every crevice of the threads decorating you– his knees had quickly pressed together and you’ve never seen him so flustered in your entire life. Sure, you’ve modeled for him here and there with other gorgeous sets; but this was different. 

Was this your Satoru? The ego induced maniac who could and would knock you off your feet with a single flirtatious remark? It was refreshing to see him like this– reduced to nothing but boyish clouded lust.

“You going to say something other than my name, baby?” You asked, pureness reining your voice and you purred inwardly when he was still speechless. You eyed at the seam of his trousers, noticing the way it tented up considerably just from a few seconds of gazing you over. “Satoru?” 

“Hi, yes sorry. Come here.” Gojo’s hand faltered slightly as he reached for you and you happily obliged, straddling his lap. A low hum escaped him as you sat flush with his clothed cock against your heat, his legs spreading apart again to let you sink down onto him comfortably. “Holy hell, is this heaven ‘cause you look like–” 

“So help me if you finish that sentence, I’ll take this off.” You interrupted, getting ready to move off of him but his hands grasped your hips greedily. 

“That’s what I’m hoping for, angel.” A naughty grin crept up on his face as he pulled you into a warm kiss. Yeah, it’s definitely your Satoru.

His tongue slid past your lips easily and his eyes slipped shut, drawing you closer to him– faintly aware of the slickness that roughed up his trousers. You bit his lip seductively and a startled moan spilled into your mouth heavily, his hips subtly rocking up into you. It was needy and desperate and everything you ever wanted to hear and feel from him, because of course he was already riled up– just look at you.

His fingers looped inside the lace of your panties, rubbing his fingertips against the seams of it and you hummed as they curved towards the where you needed it most. His other hand fondled your breast, the flesh of it spilling out over the cups and all he wanted to do was press a tender kiss to your nipple, sucking it in between his teeth to nip and tug til it reddened with overstimulation. 

“Are you going to touch me or…” You shook him from his daze, earning a sarcastic snort from him.

You moaned quietly as his hand immediately slipped underneath the fabric, toying with your nipple until it hardened and a gentle finger swiped through the slick that collected inside your panties. He tsked, “Already ruining the lace, so filthy…” 

You let out a tiny huff, intending to apologize when two of his fingers sunk through your arousal and you leaned into him with a whimper. Gojo didn't hesitate to mark up your neck as soon as you moved forward, his teeth grazing alongside the nasty bruises and your hips jutted out as he expertly curled his digits into you. You whined into his ear– a glorious symphony if he must say so himself– and his thumb pressed into the swell of your clit. Sucking a languid hickey against the near front of your neck, he noticed you had started to move against him– fucking your perfect cunt down onto his pliant fingers.

Every roll of your hips, his cock got some action as well; as your clit rubbed against the tip of his cock that threatened to burst out of his trousers now. Holy fuck, he was straining too– he knew you could feel it as you sat right against it. He was losing his train of thought more and more by the second as you panted out, he needed more– so much more, his dick was nearly crying as it leaked out tiny droplets of precum in his boxers. If you weren’t so lost in pleasure at the moment, you would’ve noticed the small wet spot forming in the fabric– his jujutsu uniform’s probably going to need to be dry cleaned.

He would finish his pick up line if he could speak, his voice not quite there anymore– you looked like a heaven sent angel veiled in the lingerie of a hell spawned devil. 

From his angle, Gojo could see the swell of your ass lightly jiggling, the lace barely covering it and the flesh of your thighs sat beautifully against his own and honestly he couldn’t take it anymore. He needed you, his vision blackening with lust as you worked yourself fully open on his fingers now. His cock ached so fucking badly and he vaguely noted to get you crotchless lingerie next time so he could just slide right in without needing to fumble with the weird straps. 

When your breath hitched in your throat as your clit spasming directly against the frenulum of his cock, his tip desperately trying to dip into the lace through his thick fucking clothing– he lost it.

“Fuck it…” You heard him growl against your laced breast as he popped it out of its cup, the entire bralette tearing on impact. You gasped at the ripping sound, but you were too delirious to scold him as his fingers started fucking faster into you to keep you quiet about the torn lingerie. Gojo snagged your nipple in his mouth with a frantic moan, his fingers coated with slick as he pulled them out quickly to tear off your panties. They shedded easily and you were left with remnants of lace pristine against your body, another gasp coming from you as you realized what he did.

“-toru, what are you–?!” 

Before you could finish your sentence, your entire figure was thrown against the cushions of the sofa and his shirt and trousers were stripped from his body. His eyes were trained on your ripped lingerie and you couldn’t quite figure out what was going on in his head until he yanked the rest of it off, excluding your thigh highs. And now you were exposed in front of him and he was out 250,000 yen; because he just couldn’t keep his composure.

“I’ll buy you another set, I swear– though I can’t guarantee it’ll survive…” Gojo said under his breath, planting kisses down the span of your chest. He trailed them towards your tummy, innate circles rubbing into your hips and he shuddered at how the garter belt sat snug against your waist– and how easy it was to tear off, his teeth latching on it with fervor. You gasped as you felt the band snap, your thigh highs falling  down slightly where they sat as they were no longer held up by the precious lace. 

He grabbed the extra lace from his mouth and threw it somewhere across the room, his tongue immediately delving into your tight heat. A broken whine was coaxed from your throat as he fucked it in and out needily, quiet pants breathing over your cunt. Gojo’s hands grabbed at your thighs, pressing his nose straight into your clit as he lapped at everything he could reach and you couldn’t help the wanton moans that leaked from your mouth, your hands grasping at his snowy hair.

He was downright animalistic at this point. You carved his shoulder blades with your nails, desperate for him to drive you over the edge; your impending orgasm making your legs tremble. “Satoru, shit– c-close…”

“C’mon, cum for me, pretty.” He murmured into your cunt, slightly muffled and you keened up into his mouth– ultimately fucking yourself on his tongue. And God, did he groan at that; his hums of utter satisfaction basically sent you spasming through your climax. Your hands flew to the edge of the sofa, clutching tightly as you rolled your hips into the insane pleasure– into his mouth that lapped up every drool of arousal that leaked out from your convulsions. He was vain with it too, looping out his fucking name against your folds to claim you as you whimpered his name.

“T-Take me with you to shop next time.” You managed out as you sat up on your elbows, looking down at him while you came down from your high. “I’ll decide what you can and can’t rip.” 

Gojo tutted out a laugh, coming up to hover over you– his chin glinted with your juices and you reddened at the sight of how goddamn needy you were. “Fine, baby– now arch your back f’ me.”

His cock prodded your entrance, slender fingers wrapped around the base of it as he guided it into you greedily and you threw your head back against the arm of the sofa with a whine. You did exactly as he said; you arched your back into the intoxicating pleasure, his cock stretching you out and filling every bit of space you could give him. He fit perfectly within you everytime, which made you dizzy with lust as you hooked one hand around the back of his neck.

“Always take me so well, princess.” Gojo purred, not bothering to let you adjust as he started to snap his hips into you. “Fits like a glove, huh?” 

You were so sore already– from the last orgasm wreaking havoc– but you couldn’t get enough of his long cock drilling into you, every thrust kissing your cervix and making your walls clench around him with whimpers drowning out the riveting squelches. You managed to look up at him, his fingertips nudging into the plush of your thighs, against the sleek material of your thigh highs and you knew he wasn’t going to last very long. 

His eyes were already rolling back into his head at every fill of his cock dragging against your walls, his jaw slack and you were surprised at how pussy whipped he was– normally he’d watch you religiously writhe underneath him. His hair was disheveled as he ran his hand through it before frantically gripping your thigh again, panting out curses and you inadvertently squeezed hard around him at the action with a high pitched moan. 

“Oh– fuck, holy shit..! Keep squeezing me like that, we’re g-gonna have to go shopping–” Gojo groaned out, his cock pounding into you harder now, pleasure coursing through your entire body as he hit your sweet spot dead on. 

“F-For more lingerie?” 

“No, for a fucking crib.”

“Fuck, Satoru– faster.” You whined out, completely obsessed with the thought and you felt your second climax tremble through your thighs, straight towards the throbbing of your cunt. ‘Cum in me, -toru…please.”

Gojo didn’t answer you, too wrapped up in your pretty pussy with hefty moans pouring out of him and his fingers slipped down towards your clit. He rubbed circles against it, interchanging his angle to fuck you deeper, faster– and you could feel how close you were.

“Got another surprise for you on Valentine’s Day, baby…” He started babbling, his chest rising and falling as he rutted into you. His eyes slipped from his cock, creamy and wet from your arousal, to your eyes now. “Involves a little jewelry piece, think you’ll love it… Think you’ll love me even more.” 

You didn’t hear him though, too caught up in your release caving in every sense you had and replacing them with pure euphoria. You couldn’t fucking see, hear, even think as it overtook your body. You came so hard around his cock, clenching and unclenching which brought Gojo to his own release rather quickly. He stilled in you with a harsh whine and his eyes squeezed shut as he came in you, white ropes leaking out rather abruptly. 

He repeated soft praises like ‘good girl, take it all…’ and ‘gonna make sure none drools outta you, so good for me’ a few times in a needy tone, collapsing against your chest afterwards. Gojo buried his face into your neck, smoothing his hands over the thigh highs you had on. 

“I’m so sorry about the lingerie, Y/N…” He apologized, his eyes glancing up towards yours as he moved over to litter kisses on your cheek. “We’ll go shopping tomorrow, I promise. You’ll pick out your Valentine’s Day lingerie set and I’ll watch you model it for me–”

You interrupt him with a soft kiss, humming against his lips. “It wasn’t my money, it was yours, you idiot.”

Gojo blinked at you, then a mischievous look crossed his face. “How about a nice pink set this time? Frilly, rose hearts covering your perky nipples and–” 

“Satoru.”

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[kuroppiii]

  apple bottom jeans ᵕ̈       timeskip!hq men ( atsumu , shōyō ,       oikawa , ushijima ) that i think can       actually dance at the club ˎˊ˗

⋮⋮ ˒ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ 𖥻 ⿻ : and i DON ' T mean just ⋮⋮  two-stepping to the music blasting, ⋮⋮  jesus christ no!!!

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🎶 on shuffle " dare " - gorillaz

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💬 kuroppiii ─ “ thought of this while listening to gorillaz 💪 someone take me out partying pleaseee i need to dance and sweat and get buzzed again !! ”

︴miya atsumu ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

big frat guy energy but unfortunately he gets away with it because they way he looks at you, drink in hand, as he's bumpin to the beat is HOTTTT

like guys... c'mon now

with the top buttons of his shirt undone and like a chain on yes pls

the type to look straight into your eyes as you two sing along to songs line for line, BAR! for BAR!!!

lots of action with the arms and elbows from him (yeah frat energy i fear)

hand on your ass as you two vibe to the music, definitely, no question

he'd be hyping you up too with like one of those stupid cartoonish-ass whistles AHHHH THE DEMONS ARE MAKING ME TYPE THIS

also he can get into it without even drinking like just let this man dance!!! (but ofc he has a few shots it's a fucking party lmao)

beige flag: he will jump up and down to some carti or kanye or some shit and he will look a bit corny if you really squint

︴hinata shōyō ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

A LITTLE MUCH AT TIMES like babes this is not magic mike chill with the body rolling bud

but also the redheads got some good moves, good for him!

it's all in the shoulders 🫡

like think that timothee chalemet edit that went viral during quarantine (💀💀💀)

likes to spin you around and really dance with you y'know

holding ur hands the whole time aw

just wants to make sure yall are having a good time

watch out for when those latin songs come on tho because this boy will go HAMMM

shoyo my brazillian king x bad bunny? YUPPPP

p.s. he would def end up crowd surfing somehow

︴oikawa tōru ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

one that sways along with you from behind so that randos can't sneak up on you (romance is so back!!)

hands always on your waist, holding you close

talks to you by bending down and mumbling into your ear barkbarkwoofbarkwoofwoof

like a chiller 'tsumu bc i don't think he's really the type to be belting lyrics with you like that but he's definitely feeling himself LORD

don't be scared, shake some ass on him, he don't mind 🤷‍♀️

if he ends up in front of you, gets really close to you, like all up in your personal space, still dancing ofc

but he can't help his eyes RAKING you up and down when you two are like that heart eyes

if a nikki minaj song comes own he definitely knows all the lyrics OOPS WHO SAID THAT NOT ME

︴ushijima wakatoshi ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

HEAR ME OUT

he needs a few drinks to get there BUT!!! he can get a little loose you feel me?

it's starts out gradual, bc completely sober he's definitely a two-stepper booooo

but as the alcohol kicks in, and they especially play the more fun and carefree songs not so much the tiktok thirst trap type tracks lol–he starts opening up more!

and its kinda cute like his skillset is kinda limited to dance moves straight out of a coming of age film dance montage

lowkey the toby maguire dance from spiderman 3 is gonna make an appearance (ushi secret geek agenda but that's my ted talk for another day)

i can see him getting turnt to some chappell roan (him doing the hot to go! dance 😭)

but but but the BEST part's when he's fighting back a smile as he's dancing, you two feeling like you're the only ones on the dance floor together

or your arms up and around his neck and his hands on your hips, him not being able to keep his eyes off you, feeling the bass hitting in your chests... yeahhhh

       ⇩  ⇩  ⇩ 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 ::

︴nishinoya yū + tanaka ryūnosuke ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘° 

i HAVE to put them together in an honorable mention because you bet if one of them is dancing, the other is holding their phone flashlight up, shining it all on the other

they both pull up in shades even if the club is inside 💀💀💀

dance circle? THEY'RE GETTING STURDY IN THERE

THEY'RE DOING THE WORM

GETTIN DOWN LOWWWW

maybe even hitting the gritty? who knows? ironically ofc (not)

like yeah they obviously can dance well with someone each on their own

but the amount of money i'd pay to go clubbing with the both of them? embarrassingly large amount i'm willing to give up

trulyyy life of the party when they're both on the dancefloor together

[elliesflower]

I hc Ellie with loser lesbian syndrome with no game and like ankle biter energy but something about Ellie x special affair by the internet is SOOOOOOOOO AGHAHAKAHSJABSIHSUABSJAOSJSBAKAK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLAHSHAUAGAJSGSHSVSHSBSUSHSBSNEKDHSB

NO BC UR SO RIGHT

(p.s. sorry bestie this kinda turned into a hc and i got a little wild after listening to the song and got a little sexual oops 🤭)

18+ only below the cut!!!

i feel like canonically yes. she’s like all nervous and hopeless romantic n stuff even though obviously she can still lay it down in the bedroom

like, it’d take her a while to get comfortable but once she does you’re like her little confidence booster. just the way you look from across the room really gets her going—i just know she would get cocky about catching you staring too, all corny saying things like take a picture it’ll last longer, or when she’s feeling really overconfident, she’d pull you aside and give you bedroom eyes, what, can’t even look at me without ruining your panties, huh?

and yeah, she can get filthy. like music and candles and freaky shit n yeah. i just know she’d fuck you to the beat of the music, and maybe she’d even laugh at you as you came apart embarrassingly quickly beneath her—or on top of her, bouncing on her strap as she dug her nails into the sensitive flesh of your hips. she would be practically salivating over the way you looked—your tits bouncing in her face as your juices coated her thighs, dribbling out around her cock; the way you drew your bottom lip between your teeth as she pulled you down at just the right angle to drive you crazy.

and anytime you two’d fuck, she’d just have to chime in with some slick comment, whether it’s yeah, i know baby, just can’t control yourself, huh? or even just a simple ‘yeah?’ as she made you squirt onto her fingers.

but you love it and you love her and that she trusts you enough to let her in to her mind—that you make her feel safe, and comfortable, and loved.

[sheikfangirl]

Tbh considering the whole eternal reincarnation cycle thing, it wouldn’t surprise me if Link did fall for Zelda at first sight Pre-Calamity? Something like his soul recognizing hers right away? Because of the whole “Hero chosen by the Goddess” thing? Idk it’d make sense to me 🤔

P.S.: Ignore this idea if it sounds overwhelming but… have you ever considered making something like a comic filling in the blanks about how you think Zelink happened in their BOTW/TOTK incarnation? I think it’d look really cool in your style (and I’m curious about how you imagine it happening tbh, especially the confession part lol though I kinda get an idea based on your fanarts)

Yup, i 1000% agree with you: the eternal reincarnation cycle is the obvious culprit. AGSJSG I just LOVE this corny "Hero chosen by the Goddess " gimmick hahaha Forever soulmates yaaas!!

So...about your comic suggestion, i might already be on it ....  😉

I shared a page WIP a couple of weeks ago. This was an excerpt of "The Message", my Post-BotW fan comic focusing on a major Zelink relationship milestone. Its all written, can be read from start to finish but i am still in the process of cleaning the art. This comic is 15 pages long and its gonna kill me lol It will be available hopefully by the end of the summer because I have so many professional projects going on at the same time...plus life, obviously. Just so you know I'm not answering you generic bullshit, here is some visibility on my PC's folder 😅:

Maybe this is not a good idea to reveal how obsessed and insane I actually am cuz.... i have rough pages and thumbnails for a bunch of scenes... I also have fan cutscenes storyboards that i could turn into animatics, i just need to kick my ass and subscribe to after effect for a month lol😅 Oh yeah, and this is just about the BotW/TotK era...cuz i got an OoT folder....... GDJS looking at all these incomplete PSDs are driving me nuts. I wish i could just draw Zelda stuff full time haha

Thank you so much for your enthusiam for my humble headcanons!

Cheers and have a great one!! 🤜💥🤛

[ilhamiman]

Happy birthday, Von Lycaon!

Today's the famous butler, Von Lycaon's birthday so I drew these 2 artworks for him. Enjoy. The first one is about Lycaon trying out a cake made by Corin and me and he like it as we made a caramel coffee cake. The second one is about I give him a present, a pendant for his choker. It symbolize my relation with him as couple and I custom made the pendant. The meaning behind the pendant is Lycaon's a ice user but he forever warm by my flame. Kinda corny, kinda cliche but still sweet regardless. P.S. I post the aftermath of him wearing it tomorrow.

[reaja]

I am thisclose to just falling off the face of the earth and changing my name. which is my answer to what others would probably have as ideation. instead of the body, I seek to kill the ego. huehue That was corny as hell. Anyway, not doing great over here. I know the three day migraine is getting me down, it always does, but holy hell just overall I am not doing well this fine October.

By random happenstance I got like 6 DMs over the same night on discord and it sent me into a total spiral. I haven't looked at a single one, sorry if you're one of those. I'm sure they're all completely things I want to read and respond to, I honestly didn't even see who they were from before I panicked, I just kinda shut down. I'll poke my head back above ground soon and address them. I wish I wasn't like this, I didn't used to be. I wish I wasn't terrified of my friends while also desperately wanting to talk to them every moment of every day.

This aspect of OCD is brutal and sucky and I hate it and I don't know why it's like this and wish I could figure out how to work around it and I know therapy is the answer but access and blah blah etc.

P.S. If any of my friends read this what I don't want you to take from this is: "I should stop DMing her because it can cause her to flip out and that sucks." or "Well, it sucks to be ignored because she can't even check a DM." I want you to DM me like normal. I don't want to not get DMs and asks and things. I want those a lot actually. Also, I love getting DMs from folks asking me for help with something, that is like my favorite thing! I hope y'all can understand that it's not about that and it's involuntary and I want to get past it so that doesn't happen. Sometimes my replies will just be super late and I hope you will understand.

Anyway, I guess that's not really a post script because I ain't done yappin but I have been blogging my little vents lately and honestly it's been helpful a bit. Tumblr is a blogging platform after all, kinda, I guess. haha

But a good bright side of my day so far is that Iggy got this mouse toy thing caught in his little piggy curl of his tail and didn't realize it and then got up on the very top of the cat tower where I couldn't reach him. Then proceeded to stare at me like I was crazy while I tried to save him the humiliation of jumping down and finding out.

He eventually jumped down and then cried like a baby until I came and untangled him. It was cute.

[kittyysangel]

hey!! im new to tumblr and finally fully learned how to use it sooooo i’ve kinda wanted to get to talking to people that are also apart of fandoms that im in!!

So if you like:

The Sturniolo triplets

Sam and Colby

Mha

Jjk

Outerbanks

and others!!

Pls think abt following so we can become moots!!

(p.s i kno this sounds so corny 😣)

[octoberautumnbox]

How could you do that to IU and V?!

good news anon everyone's okay! granted it was tough for me to carry out that role in the Love Wins All MV bc I love her sm but ultimately the vision was carried out and everything went well :DDDD

eme HAHAHAHAHA pero alam nyo yung dati si princess punzalan laging inaaway ng mga lola dahil sa ganap nya sa Mula Sa Puso eto ba yon anon ganto ba yon hffkagspfjsahflfhsj

With fallen leaves and memories,

📦

(p.s. the signoff is a new thing I'm trying out it seems kinda corny the way I do it but wdyt :DDDD)

[chilewithcarnage]

i have a lot of resentment of being a virgin in my 30s and repressed sex repulsion because i don't see myself as sexually attractive and i don't think anyone else will (like i don't even masturbate or even know how to)

i'm not porn obsessed, but i do get moods where that's what i want to watch, but i have very specific tastes that makes it almost impossible to find anything that satisfies this craving so now i have this pent up rage for no reason

i get you i do. as a society we put a lot of stock into sex and relationships, especially for people in their 'prime' (20s/30s). just as it doesn't matter if a person fucks a lot/has or had a lot of partners; it doesn't matter if you haven't fucked at all or had any partners. sex can be a great thing but its just another face on the dodecahedron of life and the human experience. and there are many of those like you that feel the same way. it sounds like you've started to internalize these feelings of inadequacy for not being chosen. are you truly sex repulsed or do you feel a large amount of shame for your lack (not a bad thing!) of experience?

ultimately, you should prioritize what makes you happy. go out and do things you enjoy for the sake of it. listen to the music you love and watch the movies you love and look at the art you love. dance! sing! play games! whatever! if the goal is to meet someone you like who could be a potential partner, being a regular at a place would help a lot. but besides that, try to enjoy the company of yourself. being single or a virgin isn't a bad thing. its just a status, that's all. i think what matters the most over everything is if you're having fun and if you're being a good person. its kinda corny but that's honestly the logic i go by. don't be so hard on yourself for your perceived (emphasis on perceived) shortcomings. you're more normal than you think and there are millions of people out in the world with your same status. kill the judge in your head.

p.s.

as for the porn thing, um i would say just search around? there's literally tons of stuff out there so im sure you can find something you'd like.

[costasmandylordaily]

Thank you for the list! I don't mind if the movie is bad as long as Costa was in it~ anw, what do you think about Sinners and Saints? I hear him mention this movie in one of his interviews but i didn't have the time to watch it yet...👀

P.s: I'm sorry for troubling you again 😅

It's no trouble!

Sinners and Saints is kinda corny, I guess? It's not great, but it's not his worst film either. It has a pretty good cast and he's kind of typecast as the stereotypical bad gangster guy.

[yostresswritinggirl]

Headcannon:

After the Windblume festival, Xiao does not like Cyno.

He doesn’t think Cyno is a bad person.

He just can’t stand that his S/Os now tell corny jokes constantly and he’s trying to hide any laughter.

He doesn’t have the heart to stop them tho.

It's either - oh wait I was gonna say it's more like he doesn't understand a single thing they joke about but then I remember he does have a sense of humor in his Hu Tao voiceline

Oh yeah, he kinda does hate that the corny/shitty meter of their usual(previously sparse) jokes just skyrocketed

He'll just teleport out the moment the joke is over to either get out of secondhand embarrassment or just cackle on a mountain somewhere (I can imagine his laugh to be an ugly cackle when it's their stupid jokes that gets him, but when it's a normal situation he has a charming laugh)

(p.s. that charming laugh is the reason they start making more jokes and now he's embarrassed about them hearing his ugly laugh)

[hector-reyes]

Dear Jules,

Can you believe I’m actually missing a Colorado winter? Texas is nice but it’s got nothing on home. Don’t tell anyone I told you that. I don’t need it to get back to my mom that I’m homesick or she’ll show up. Probably with soup. Honestly I probably wouldn’t mind that, maybe I am a little homesick. This summer will make almost seven years that I’ve been out here, can you believe that? And I’m finally close. This spring I’ll have majors tryouts and it’s finally gonna change. I feel it. All this hard work and everything. Seven years. Jesus, it feels like a lifetime, you know? Kind of can’t believe I’ve been away that long. Kind of can’t believe you’re not out here with me yet. I think you’d like it. I know you would. 

Anyway, I’m sure you’re bored at home so you know, just offering something for you to do. If you come this summer you can finally see me play in the big leagues. Wouldn’t that be something? You can tell everyone about it. I’ll even give you my autograph. It might be worth a lot of money one day, you know!

I was out at a bar last week and saw this neon sign. Kind of cool, right? I always wondered what it would be like if I loved football more than baseball. But I’m too pretty to get tackled that often, you know? Could I make it any clearer that I wish you were here? There’s all these places I want to show you. We could go dancing. Eat some really good barbecue. My car’s finally not crapping out on me so we could even go for a ride and you wouldn’t have to worry about hitchhiking home. 

I guess I’m trying to say I miss you. Is that corny? I guess I was just looking at some of our letters earlier and I was kind of thinking I wouldn’t have made it this far without reading your letters, you know? Deciphering your handwriting is my favorite part of the week! I’m joking. Mostly. Not that mine is any better, I always have hand cramps after these. Not that I’m complaining. Next time I’ll go to the library and find a typewriter. And yeah I DO know where the library is. It’s pretty close to my place. And my new roommates are way cleaner than the last. Am I selling this or what? I’d let you take my bed, I can take the couch. Like a gentleman. Though I gotta warn you, my PJs are kinda sexy. 

Speaking of sexy, you doing anything for the holidays? I’m trying to find my way back home if I can but we’ll see if it happens. I just don’t want to make any promises and then it falls through. But I got a great Christmas sweater I think you’d love to see. It’d make you laugh and it’s a little too warm to wear it over here. If I do come home, make sure you clear your schedule for me, yeah? Your line of suitors are gonna have to wait. Bet you didn’t think I knew the word suitor, huh? 

I’m starting to write too much again, you’re probably rolling your eyes at this point wondering when I’m gonna end. Guess I just want an excuse to keep talking to you. I’ve included some photos and a few stickers I found in a shop I think you’d like. Write me back! 

I really hope I get to hug you soon. 

Thinking of you,

Hector

p.s. please immediately forget all sappy emotion written above. 

@withncmercy

[goferwashere]

is it 2 early 4 poorly done HAUNT ! fanart b honest .

the glitch on it was meant 2 mimic that old vhs tape look but it kinda just came out corny oops ,, um anyway i think u were the one that said u miss me in ur ask box so SURPRISEEE hehe this what u get 4 now 🎀 p.s happy 1 am ^_^

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kiwifruit2240]

Entry 9

Date: July 5th

Dear EU

This boy is cuter than I expected. I remembered his name. It's NATO, and my is he a pretty boy. I was at a nudist beach, because honestly it was the only way to play a good game of volleyball, and I think I spotted him looking at me and my length. Now I know you are probably thinking that he's really weird. But to be fair EU, if that was your current girlfriend, you would stare at her too. Nonetheless I'm really starting to like this boy. I found another love letter in the trash today. It was pretty scrambled and poorly written. But it was very sweet, I think he was drunk while he wrote it. I think I'll just show it to you with this letter hehe. I wish he didn't throw it out. I'm getting seriously close to just cuddling this boy, or just pinning him up against the wall of the cafe he works at and railing him there. Too much info? Nonetheless I shall keep you updated, but I just wanted to let you know what was happening NOW

Entry 10

July 5th

Dear UN

I'm writing this as I drink because I want to make sure that I have the full confidence to actually give this to you. Ive actually been kinda following you around for a while which may sound really creepy and you would be right, but I swear there's a reason. It's actually because I'm like super duper madly in love with you and your hottie body. But I never have the balls to actually talk to you about it hehe. I just wanna let you know that every time you walk into the café you light up my day and make me feel so warm inside. Hehe I think I wanna be inside you hehe. That was corny and you wouldn't bottom anyways. Ah fuck I fucked it up again. Oh well I'll just throw it out hehe

P.S. wow, sorry for my poor handwriting

[akiitos]

hi guys, so i might slow down on some requests for a little, (prob like three days or so) so sorry!

have this lol project sekai x gn!reader,

p.s this is kinda corny

summary: what they write about you in their diary, ena shinonome, emu otori, tsukasa tenma, rui kamishiro and akito shinonome

rui kamishiro ☆

♡ y/n ♡

i love y/n ♡

y/n is so kind to me, i'm happy they haven't left me

i don't want that day to come that they ever will

they're spectacular in my eyes

akito shinonome ♡

y/n is a dumbass

but i will admit i love like them

y/n ♡

tsukasa tenma ☆

my brightly shining star, y/n!

magnificent just like me

my y/n

emu otori ♡

y/n!!!

i love y/n

y/n

y/n makes me happy! ☆♡

ena shinonome ♡

i wish i could paint what i think about when i see y/n

but i don't want my canvas to be filled with hearts

♡