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If Kim doesn't stop *flashing me smiles* and *running his gloved fingers* over things i'm going to have to act on some of my thoughts

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I think that if Harry was ever, even a little bit weirded out by something Kim did, Kim would take severe morale damage.

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Ok so maybe i'm just very tired and talking noncense but if i die i die. Anyways.

Jean is NOT a Dora parallel, he is a Harry parallel and post-martinaise Harry is kind of like Jean's Dora. I would elaborate more but i'm sleepy asf.

(I'm not talking about them in a romantic way but idk you can do whatever you want with their relationship)

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Do you ever think, since the city of revachol really loves her people and tries to intervene in the lives of some of them (E.g Harry), she also hates some specific person with pasion? Do you think there's some poor fucker out there whose life is full of small inconveniences because the city they live in hates them?

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Taking into consideration your own opinion and the fact that the word "dinosaur" does not appear in Fayde

Also i haven't finished the book so i don't know if dinosaurs are mentioned there. Please tell me if they are.

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You know how sometimes in DE fics when Kim transfers to precint 41 he and Harry don't get partnered together but instead Kim gets parnered with Judit and Harry stays with Jean?

Something i've never seen before is Judit becoming Harry's partner and Jean becoming Kim's wich like i get it, it sounds like the worst possible outcome but i think it would be so funny to read because on one hand we have Judit who has been working at C wing for only two months and who, based purely on the small amount of knowledge we have about her personality, is probably the epitome of the boring cop archetype, getting paired with Harry who will not leave her rest or leave her alone and will probably drag her into a bunch of weird shit and stereo investigations; and on the other, funnier hand we have Kim who above all appreciates a professional work relationship and who is also the number one champion of the holding grudges contest, and Jean who is honestly a huge asshole, incapable of forming any relationship that isn't codependent and who already left a weird (bad) impression on Kim by not doing his job for days and subjecting him and two other people to watch his public break up with Harry (also he came second in the holding grudges contest).

So this leaves us with:

Judit in the same position as the little girl who gets sat next to the loudest boy in class with the hope that she will be a good influence on him, except that she's not a little girl she's an adult cop with kids of her own that keeps getting asked to babysit other adult cops probably because she's the only woman in the unit. And i'm not saying this in a "Judit is the team mom" sense but in a "her workplace is so fucking misogynist" one. [Actually, now that i think about it this could be a good opportunity to explore the sexual harasment she experienced at the hands of her last partner, as well as her experience and the expectations her superiors and coworkers have of her, and the ones she has of herself, because she's the only woman in a male dominated workplace and (and a female cop on top of it (notice the emphasis on cop)) that she can't really fulfill because of the kind of person she is (a very normal, passive and tired kind of person). Also i think Harry would work nicely as parallel to her last partner. Where's the fic about it?]

Kim and Jean who already started on the wrong foot back in Martinaise even if none of them knew it at the moment. For them i can only imagine the most passive agresive partnership to ever exist but probably at the start of it they were doing their best to keep things civil. Jean was trying because, even if he thinks Kim is "bewitched by the shitkid", he's working with a decorated police lieutenant and, at least in his own mind, he's a very professional officer and he has to leave a good impression of himself and the C wing (he's definitely not doing that); Kim was trying because at first he didn't have much of an opinion on Jean (he swears) and, since he was complaining so much about Harry's work he thought Jean would at least have a good work ethic and be professional, also he too wanted to leave a good impression on his new coworkers. Of course the niceties went to shit the second one of them opened their mouth to say something that wasn't completely work related (it was like a game of chicken for days, weeks maybe, who will be the first to set fire to this perfectly normal, totally no filled with masked mutual annoyance, work partnership (it was Jean)). After that they argue like a couple of old ladies, and sometimes Kim thinks "maybe Jean is not that bad" but then Jean says something rude, or ableist, or homophobic or just something about Harry that Kim can't agree with, and then he dislikes him again, other times Jean thinks "maybe the lieutenant and i are finally understanding eachother" but then Kim will start lecturing him about something with the most condescending tone, or he'll drive his car like he's being followed by a missile, or give him a nasty side eye when he sees him taking drugs or even worst, he'll defend the shitkid when he's "rightfully" mad with him, and then he dislikes him again. This keeps for the entire duration of their partnership.

Harry is probably just a bit bummed out because he and Kim won't be partners anymore but he will try his best to not say that to Judit (he's a feminist after all), still he has to recover quickly from the disappointment since he has some real shit to worry about now (Shit like: I have to pay rent to my landlord?!!? How do i get into my bank account? Do i even have a bank account? Wait, who's my landlord? And other questions you would probably have too if you ever got amnesia that severe). He complains to Judit about not having Kim as a partner and Judit is rightfully offended but doesn't say anything (poor woman give her a break). He spends the entire duration of that partnership dragging Judit around Jamrock in side quests while she tries, unsuccessfully, to get him back on their current cases (he does not listen to her because he's a shit feminist), still he comes around to finish the original cases eventually (Harry apologizes a lot for not listening to her, Judit tells him it's fine because she's honestly so tired and it's so awkward(if she goes home to find even more work she's going to implode)). I think that with some time they would figure out how to work together, more or less, and they would have a pretty stable partnership.

Idk how to end this. I just thought it would be a fun idea and suddenly i blacked out and woke up with a small esay in front of me. I hope you enjoyed this.

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The Virgin hearing the voice of Kim Kitsuragi giving you advice VS the Chad hearing Siileng say "Very cool" every time you're about to make a decision.

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The new Dungeon Meshi episode was so bisexual. You looked at Laios and he's having some gay times with Toshiro and Kabru, you looked at Falin and she's showing her whole harptities in front of Marcille and Toshiro. Best episode in the whole season in my opinion.

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I can't fix Kim but i what i can do is sit him down on his couch, wrap him in a blanket and make him watch an animated movie intended for kids, like Elysium's Winnie the Pooh or something, and let him experience something soft and sweet for once in his life. I feel like if he wasn't so repressed he would be the kind of person to get a teeny tiny bit teary-eyed when something sad happens to the characters, you know?? Like i feel he could the kind of person that cries a bit when a dog dies in a movie and i want to help him get there because his repressed ass won't be doing any of that on his own. He needs character development first

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I think that Harry as a kid would have been like that little boy from The Shining that talked with himself and had prophetic visions.

Just imagine little Harry being creepy and off-putting as fuck, he would stand in front of a mirror for hours and had full conversations with himself (his skills) and then go and tell his mom that when he grows up Revachol is going to blow up.

This is a typical fanfic idea but i also think he would talk to the corpses of dead stray animals and that whoever was walking with him at the moment would start pulling from his hand and telling him to concentrate and to walk faster and that "it's the third time this week, you can't keep doing this".

He was one of those kids that said the scariest shit to their family members just before going to sleep and leaves them terrified for life.

And the best thing is that as an adult he absolutely keeps doing the same shit.

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Disco Elysium artists I have a question. Who do you find more difficult to draw, Harry or Kim?

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I was listening to a compilation of Kim's voice lines and many of his lines are like "sure grandma detective lets get you back to bed the case".

The things this man has to put up with.

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The best thing about playing Disco Elysium while being latin american is hearing Kim say La Puta Madre.

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Started reading Journey to the West and i'm fucking loving it. Sun Wukong is like the funniest character ever. His ass was about to die peacefully surrounded by his family and friends who love him but went NOPE and made himself and his family immortals. He's so annoying that every person he has ever visited is going out of their way to submit a formal complaint about him to the fucking jade emperor. He canonically has swag. I fucking love his guy, the best little guy ever.

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Has anyone ever made a "Harry transfers to precint 57" AU? Idk how it would work in canon (Like what happens? Does Kim feels kinda bad leaving Harry alone with this people who kinda hate him and offers him a spot in his precint? Would that mean that the 57 wins the pissing contest? And the 57 gets Martinaise??!!) but i have a few ideas about how that scenario would work post transfer.

●Harry and Kim get partnered up almost immediately. There would be some delays but i don't know if it would be because everyone wants Harry as a partner (He is some sort of cop legend so i would asume some other officers who might be Kim's superiors or equals also have a say on choosing the Can-Oppener as their partner) or because the capitain doesn't want Harry to be partnered with anyone (He did a big mess in Martinaise and he is a big mess in general so i wouldn't be surprised if the capitain wanted him as far from the rest as possible), but eventually Harry and Kim become partners.

●Kim keeps the Kineema. Why would they take it away from him if he isn't going anywhere?

●The caseload in the 57 is much smaller than the 41's. Harry would be considerably more relaxed and that would made quitting drugs easier for him.

●Headcanon Kim's coworkers however you like. Idk if they are assholes or just normal, polite people but what i do know is that nobody is mean to Kim in Harry's watch. (That probably means that Kim has to tell Harry not to punch the people calling him Kimball at least five time a day, it annoys him a little but is also kind of endearing in a fucked up way)

●Things are still fucked up, i mean Harry and Kim are still cops, Harry still doesn't remember anything and Kim is still represed asf, and the seaside view is not changing any of that soon. (But i least they have eachother, in a slightly less stressful enviroment... compared to the 41...)

●Not so serious idea but i firmly believe that Jean, in all of his pathetic might, is finding the time to go all the way to the G.R.I.H and yell at Harry's face. (And he IS dragging Judith and Trant with him)

●To be honest that's kind of it. It would be pretty boring or at least very similar to how it would be if Kim transferred to the 41, the only differences would be that Harry isn't specially know by any of his new coworkers but Kim is, and that any crime you can imagine happening at a building in Jamrock could also be happening at the G.R.I.H. but like in a boat or something of that sort.

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I think TipTop Motor Carriages should look like these fucks but taller